Sun Wukong's tone can be seen as helplessness, but it can also be seen as a provocation, the woman chose to believe the latter, and jumped in front of him with a "Teng".

Listening to the sound of a crisp and crisp voice, it seems to be a beautiful woman, but when she emerges from the smoke and reveals her true face, I am afraid that everyone will be scared and pat her heart.

Mom, even if it's a monkey clan, this woman is ugly enough! She was fat and short, the horizontal and vertical length were the same size, and even the tail hanging behind her was not thin, so she was so heavy that she simply dragged it to the ground.

The eyes on the fat face are small and sunken, and the nose is bulging towards the sky...... That's called a bloody mouth!

She was also dressed in animal skins, and had a few flowers tied around her waist, but she was wilted and listless, and looked reluctant to put them on her.

"Zi'er, you are so angry, you are always so angry, sooner or later there will be problems with your body." Sun Wukong persuaded him with good words, although he knew that it would not have any effect.

"Whew! Don't pretend to be a good person, you really care about me, why do you want to lock me up in this barren mountain where birds don't, so that every day should not be called the earth and the earth are not spiritual? ”

"This ...... This Huaguo Mountain is so beautiful that even the gods envy it, and they want to grab it but can't snatch it, how can it become a barren mountain where birds don't? Sun Wukong laughed when he heard it.

"You don't put more gold on your face, right? You should also find a bronze mirror to show your ugliness! It's just a garbage ugly monster like you who deserves to live in this kind of ghost place, old lady, I'm so beautiful that even the immortals bow their heads and admit defeat when they see it, what other place is worthy of me except for the Great Realm?! ”

Sun Wukong gritted his teeth, and he couldn't count the first time he explained the truth to the monkey girl named Zi'er: "Zi'er, this is all the psychedelic magic that the demon king cast on you, as long as you want, you can come out of it!" The person who kidnapped you and kidnapped you away was the Demon King, not me, and he just wanted to get information related to Huaguo Mountain from you, and he was definitely not moved by you! Zi'er, I know the truth and still take you in, and treat you as always, I really care about our brother and sister relationship for thousands of years, wake up! Don't say that you sent troops to Huaguo Mountain to save you, I'm afraid that now who you are and the demon king has forgotten everything, what do you still think about him? ”

"You...... You big liar with a big mouth full of nonsense, big bed bugs, and is more fragrant than yours! Shut up, shut up! ”

Zi'er was so angry that she was about to hit her head, Sun Wukong saw that this was not good, and blew on her eyebrows, and the mad cow-like woman immediately fell down softly and fell into Sun Wukong's arms.

"Zi'er, when will you be a quiet woman without my help? It doesn't matter if you're beautiful or not, the important thing is temperament, as long as you can cultivate a ladylike temperament, you will definitely be able to become the beauty you want, I don't believe you try it according to what I said. ”

Sun Wukong kindly suggested, Zi'er couldn't move, but her little eyes were full of anger, and she only hated burning the monkey king who spoke.

put Zi'er on the cushion next to the low table, and helped her put on a very elegant ladylike pose, Sun Wukong opened the baggage, took out those beautiful dresses one by one and hung them on the hanger.

Yiyi is not reluctant to live up to its name, it is really one of the best coat shops in the monkey market, those clothes can be called the upper class regardless of style, color or texture, and women who don't like to dress up have to fall in love when they see it, let alone Zi'er.

She stared intently at the hanger, so shocked that she couldn't control the corners of her mouth, and her saliva was dripping, wetting the placket of the hide. The magic of her clothes was endless, and she finally quieted down, and she was more still than a lady, and she seemed to be a stone when she didn't move.

It seems that Monkey City runs straight, these clothes are far more "medicinal" to Zi'er than any decoction, since she rescued her outside Huaguo Mountain, she has not stopped scolding except for sleeping.

"Zi'er, look, these are all yours, whether it's a jacket or a skirt, it's all yours, are you happy?" Sun Wukong tried to squeeze out a smile and asked.

Zi'er instantly forgot how she treated Sun Wukong just now, and even forgot that in her eyes, Sun Wukong was a "stinky hooligan" and a "garbage", so she just cared about drooling happily.

Sun Wukong apologized: "Huaguo Mountain has everything, the only thing missing is the clothes in this world." Some of my monkey grandchildren don't have to wear clothes, but they also use animal skins or leaves, so I'm sorry to have wronged you by dressing like this. ”

"Hey, hey, don't be wronged, don't be wronged, let me try it, fairies like me should be matched with such clothes, otherwise they will become a waste no matter who they are, senior brother, you say that's the truth, right?"

"Heh~yes~" Sun Wukong replied with a difficulty, feeling a hundred times more sad at this moment than stealing clothes in a clothing store.

There are a total of seven sets of women's clothes in the baggage, with different colors and styles, even for people like Sun Wukong, who have never been proficient in this way, they are quite pleasing to the eye when they look at each other, not to mention Ah Zi, whose little eyes have become watery, and they are full of saliva rather than tears.

"Senior brother, you, you, go out quickly, a girl's boudoir is not something that a man can set foot on casually, if you want to see your fiery eyes that you shouldn't see, you have to pick a needle!"

Monkey king:......

In the past few days, Zi'er has been making trouble, and the senior brother has never driven him out since he came, and it is interesting to be noticed by others, otherwise he is not stupid when he is exhausted? Today, she unceremoniously wants to drive Sun Wukong away, but no, if the senior brother doesn't leave, she can only sit and can't wear those beautiful clothes!

……

From the reluctance to wear brand-name women's clothes, Zi'er wore them one by one to the outrageously short and fat body, or wrapped, and each piece took a particularly long time, because she not only had to wear it in place, but also had to match the corresponding accessories and makeup.

The two maids who served her were so tired that their faces turned white, and the road was almost unstable, but she was getting more and more interested, so who was trying on clothes? It's like participating in a beauty contest and making it to the finals!

Sun Wukong sat outside the house and ate fresh fruits one after another. He had never eaten so much fresh fruit, and the reason was simple, he gambled that his mouth would not scream.

Zi'er is not noisy and says that she wants to go back to the Puluo Realm, and she can finally make people calm for a while, but she appeared in a fairy dress, the scene was terrifying, Sun Wukong thought that if possible, he would have to kowtow to the designers of these shirts and skirts to apologize.

But the sin of the eyes is not the worst, Sun Wukong pities himself with a mouth, not only has to keep chewing the fruit, but also has to squeeze all kinds of praise from between his teeth, such as "beautiful as a fairy", or "Sister Fairy has to bow her head and admit her mistake when she sees you" and so on......

The size of the monkeys waiting in the cave is very different, after such a long time of worrying about the days, all the time as if walking in the sea of fire knife mountain, at this time the mood suddenly brightened, as if enjoying a burlesque play, one by one "squeak, wow" screaming, as a result, Zi'er thought that these people were impressed by her beauty and worshiped her......