Chapter 547: Turning into a Donkey
Sun Wukong's words are not only thorny, they are simply stuck in the bones!
Zi'er was arrogant, and it was usually blown up early, except for the carbon block, which burned so hot that she couldn't pick it up, but she was afraid that as long as the things in the tent could be moved, they would be smashed towards Sun Wukong.
However, this time, the situation is different, she is willing to endure it, no matter how angry she is, she has to endure it! has been concerned about the demon king for so long, and finally saw some hope, and if she is willful, she will cut off her own way back.
What is Monkey King? Give him some color and put it on his nose and face, and save this account for later! The demon king is capable, and when he can wait for this backer, the senior brother will know what it means to be cautious in his words and deeds, and he will regret that he shouldn't offend her Zi'er so much today!
"Okay, then let's take a gamble to see if I can beat the demon king with my talent and beauty. Senior brother, if the demon king really marries me, you will not have a head or a face, you are so embarrassed, will you dare to walk on the rivers and lakes in the future? ”
If he is another opponent, Sun Wukong must look up to the sky and laugh, there are many people who think of themselves as high, Gao Cheng has really never seen such a person, how can he be the closest person around him?
But she is really the closest person to him! No matter how far she is wrong, she can't ignore the feelings of the same family, and when she learns the truth and sees the ruthlessness and ruthlessness of the demon king, can she stand that kind of blow? What will become of her?
So Sun Wukong couldn't laugh, and for a while, he even forgot about pain, remorse, despair, sadness, etc., and only worry remained.
However, the confusion is only for a moment, Monkey King is an extraordinary person, he will not be troubled by emotions, his mind will cheer up, and he will say to Zi'er: "You come with me." ”
"Where?" Zi'er spends the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, for fear of being deceived.
Sun Wukong said coldly: "If you don't dare to come, stay here, and when I also enter the Puluo Realm, I will go back to Huaguo Mountain alone." ”
"Huh? No, no, no, I'll go with you, you wait for me! Zi'er was so anxious that she stood up and ran away with her skirt. The skirt was still wrapped around her feet, and even the "bang" of the cloth and skin tore off a large section.
The younger sister is so ugly, Sun Wukong usually sees nothing, but now he looks at it in his eyes like a needle prick, shakes his head and inserts the golden hoop stick behind his back, and strides out of the only intact tent.
The barracks, which had a lively atmosphere a few days ago, are now as quiet as a mass grave. There is less popularity, the air is even colder as if it has stopped flowing, and the things are burned out, leaving the sparks that are clearly extinguished, which not only does not produce warmth, but also makes people feel cold.
Sun Wukong turned his head sideways and asked, "Zi'er, how do you feel when you see this scene?" ”
Zi'er smiled absently, "How?" What's the matter with me? Do I have what it takes to destroy all your soldiers? ”
Sun Wukong's two fists were clenched tightly, and the joints rattled, and he could break a big tree when he swung it out. But he did not have a seizure, and the result of forcibly pressing the anger was that his whole body was covered with the aura of the forest.
"Senior sister, the demon king doesn't want to see you, whether you believe it or not, we have to take some measures first to prevent changes from happening at that time. If you want me to help you, you have to listen to me, otherwise, get out. ”
If this is the case again, Zi'er's face is so disgusted that it is about to drip down, but the boredom has long been thrown out of the clouds, and now Sun Wukong can laugh even if he whips her.
"Don't get out, don't get out, senior brother, if you have any orders, just say, if I have a request from you, I naturally have to listen to you."
Sun Wukong looked at her indifferently, "Really? Are you willing to listen to whatever I tell you to do? ”
Zi'er rubbed her nose and nodded.
Sun Wukong said "yes", stretched out his hand to the back of his head, and took off a monkey hair.
"Hey, what the hell is so disgusting! Senior brother, are you old enough to start losing your hair? Zi'er covered her nose and stepped back, but in fact, monkey hair had no peculiar smell.
Sun Wukong said: "The demon king avoids you, if you weren't afraid of provoking you for so many years, you would have come to provoke me a long time ago, so if you want to enter the general realm smoothly, you have to turn you into something else." ”
"Ha~ Senior brother, look at your cultural level, how can you describe it nonsense? I'm not a thing! ”
"Well, yes, you're not a thing at all."
"Ah~ This doesn't sound like a good taste, senior brother, what do you think I am?"
"I thought, I thought you weren't a thing inside or out, as you said, I'm uneducated."
"You ......" Zi'er can't hear Sun Wukong's off-string sound at this time, and understands that he is deliberately teasing, then it is really stupid than a pig and a donkey, and the teeth are clenched, as if he has put a bone of Sun Wukong into his mouth.
"Don't rely on yourself to bully people with a little face on the King Continent! Senior brother, if you can be so scheming in doing your business, you will not be so defeated today. Zi'er didn't show weakness at all.
"Yes, I'm just missing scheming for my loved ones around me!" Sun Wukong regretted it, how could he say it at this time?
Zi'er said: "You are carrying that monkey hair, I know you are going to transform me." Tell me what you want to become...... That what? ”
Sun Wukong shrugged and said, "You don't want to make yourself a thing, I'll turn you into a living thing, right?" ”
After that, he pushed the monkey fur in front of Zi'er and blew it on her again......
Gaga-goo-ga~quack-gaku~quack~
The camp, which was originally suffocatingly deserted, was instantly festive, and it was a gray donkey with a few bald hairs that created a festive atmosphere, and as soon as the four hooves landed on the ground, he began to kick, neighing and jumping wildly irritably, and the momentum was as if Sun Wukong was a butcher, and he was about to drag it to poke.
Sun Wukong's heart was sinking like water, and he almost laughed when he saw the dead appearance of the gray donkey, and he made a soft "poof" in his mouth, and scratched a handful of gray hair on the top of his head.
The gray donkey is Zi'er, from a monkey to a donkey, it stands to reason that there is no particularly big loss, but this pampered eldest lady is unwilling! Obviously you can be a beauty, why do you want to be a female donkey? The three monkey hairs of the master brother are a magic weapon that moves the world, even if she is turned into a Shih Tzu Diao Chan, why should he declare a personal vendetta and use such a despicable method?!
Sun Wukong touched the donkey's hair, and patted it with both palms, as if he had wiped a hand of mud. He looked lonely, and despite the gray donkey's protests, he took the reins under the donkey's chew and walked forward.
The gray donkey kicked and hit, but he couldn't reach Sun Wukong, and he was really tired and tired after making trouble for a long time, so he could only rest, and the donkey had two bubbles of tears in his eyes at the mercy of others.
The five thousand monkey soldiers captured none of them, and when they got their hands on them, the black ball people also disappeared, so except for the broken camp tent, there was still sand and sand here, stones and stones, and no trace of the black ball could be found.
The day is almost dawn, and the crisp chirping of sandworms comes from nowhere, which has the potential to replace the rooster and express the meaning of the rooster's crow.
Sun Wukong found a stone that couldn't move and tied the donkey up, sat down by himself, supported his head and said, "I'm tired, let's sleep for a while." ”