Chapter 546: Drink on the head
"Ah~Senior brother save me~"
The red charcoal fire is close in front of you, and after just a breath, Zi'er's fat face can be pasted and scalded into a large burnt cake.
Sun Wukong has understood that he was deceived by his junior sister, and he was all victimized by her in today's situation, and the hatred in his heart is only afraid that it will burn more vigorously than charcoal, and he really doesn't want to save her, anyway, he can't die if he burns his face, so he has to ......
But at the last moment, the golden hoop rod in his hand still stretched out unobediently, and it could be intercepted, of course, the force acting on Zi'er's chest was not small.
"Puff~"
Zi'er sat down by the stove, her hands subconsciously grabbed it and quickly withdrew her hand, and it was not light when she hit the golden hoop stick, she spurted out a mouthful of blood, sprayed it with coals and made a "bang" sound, and it was steamed dry.
"Senior brother, senior brother, the two of us have worshiped Zi Jiao Zhenxian as a teacher since they became essences, and they have become brothers and sisters in the school. I shouldn't have been, and I've lived with you in Huaguo Mountain for so many years, you, you, you, you......, you Why can you bear to hit me so hard that I vomit blood?! Zi'er picked up a face, and there were a few people.
Sun Wukong felt sad in his heart, not for Zi'er's number, but because so many years have passed, but it was not until this moment that he saw the true face of his junior sister, and figured out what kind of person she was and what kind of character she had, which was really desperate!
"Hmph~ How can I bear it? Why don't you ask yourself what you were going to do before you almost got planted in the stove? You showed ten nails to tear your brother's face, right? ”
"You ......" Zi'er thought about it, it seemed that this was indeed the case, but her arrogance was still high, "Then you are my senior brother, let me be righteous!" ”
"Senior sister, junior sister, if you want to say let, Lao Sun I have endured you for countless years! On weekdays, in addition to sleeping, as long as you open your eyes, you will provoke the anger of the public, who covers you and connives? I knew that you would become like this today, even if I threw you into the wild mountains and called the wolves to eat, it would be better than seeing you now! ”
"I'm like this? How am I now? If you want to look good, you have to be talented, Sun Wukong, you dirt bun dog looks down on people, and I am all day long, how can you be qualified to look down on me? ”
Sun Wukong was really tired of her, leaning against the low table and leaning towards her and asked, "Zi'er, are you really so infatuated with that evil demon king, you will not marry in this life?" ”
Zi'er was still dancing with her teeth and claws, thinking hard about how to subdue Sun Wukong in her mind, but when she heard him ask, she died down, and said sadly: "Who said it wasn't?" But if the demon man doesn't come to meet me, I can't paint a portrait of him, and then worship heaven and earth with the portrait~"
"Poof~" Sun Wukong almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood. "Demon Lang"?! What are you called? Is it Lang Jun's Lang, or the wolf of the wealth wolf, tiger and leopard?
He raised his eyebrows and said disdainfully: "Let's not talk about such a distant thing first, if that person is not a ghost or a ghost, he is really willing to marry you, even if Lao Sun goes to steal and rob it, he will definitely give you a dowry, beat gongs and drums to send you out of Huaguo Mountain!" ”
In fact, he only said three words in his heart: send the plague god!
Zi'er couldn't understand the meaning of his words, and looked at him puzzled, and the hideous color on her ugly face faded a little.
Sun Wukong said: "Aren't you going to see your sweetheart?" It's a good day to put Huaguo Mountain, but I made a bitter trick for the maid, forced her to run to urge me to go on the expedition, and Qiao dressed up as a cooking soldier and came to the desert to suffer, isn't it all to re-enter the Puluo Realm to see the demon king? Zi'er, as long as you are a little smarter, you will find that you are doing a stupid thing of asking for fish in Ganyuanmu. ”
"What...... What is the name of Yuanmu Qiuyu? If you are not educated, you still learn to chew words, are you tired? ! Zi'er seemed to see a glimmer of hope in her heart, but she was still unforgiving. Besides, it's already a tear with the senior brother, and this person has no reason to help her anymore!
Sun Wukong said: "That demon king, I'm afraid it's hard to find a place for the immortals, as long as he doesn't agree to let people in, no one can enter." You are playing tricks to force me to bring troops to fight him, and what kind of map to draw to the Puluo Realm, it's just bullshit, if it weren't for me Sun Wukong, the monkey soldiers could indeed only return in vain, or die of exhaustion in the long yellow sand. ”
"You...... Did you find anything in the battle with the Black Ball Man just now? Zi'er heard what he said and asked carefully.
Sun Wukong said: "I discovered the little secret of the demon king, but I'm afraid that you will be sad if you say it." ”
"You...... You say, my heart is broken, how can I be broken? ”
"Okay, then I'll tell you the truth, in fact, since the start of Huaguo Mountain, the demon king has been sending people to follow us and spy on us. Of course, when he got to the desert area, he entered his territory, and it was better to start, so he chose this place as the place to attack. But it was only a temporary idea, and I eavesdropped on our conversation, thinking that I would really spend months with him before yelling at him. ”
"Senior brother, listening to what you are saying, why do I think you are saying that the Demon King sent troops to rush you and not me?"
"Ha~ You're actually smart! That's right, that's what I mean. The demon king is afraid that he has been coveting me for a long time, and he wants to arrest me, but I am following you, and he is afraid of provoking you, so he has been hesitating. Zi'er, whether you regard me as your senior brother or not, or whether you have a brother-sister relationship with me, the fact is that you have been my talisman for a long time. ”
"Stinky and shameless Monkey King!" Zi'er Hedong Lion roared: "Do you want to be more hateful?" Even if you demean me, you won't even bring a dirty word, right? This kind of swearing is the most lethal, aren't you afraid that I will be unfavorable to you? ”
"Hehe, if you only look sincerely, you don't seem to want to be beneficial to me, right? The five thousand brothers of the monkey soldiers told you to be pitted, and you became a slave in the general realm, and I don't know what the situation is now, aren't you hurting people enough? What kind of disadvantage do you want? ”
"I ......" Zi'er has no remorse, and some are just confident that she never knows where she started. What does the Five Thousand Monkey Soldiers have to do with her? Love life and death, in her eyes, there is only a future with the demon king.
Sun Wukong was too lazy to listen to her nonsense, and said: "The demon king has been looking for me, wanting to get me to be used by him, but he can't do it." If I send myself to his door and bring someone in, he probably won't have a problem. ”
"You...... Are you so kind that you can take me to the Demon King? I thought you would treat me as an enemy from now on......" Zi'er will never make trouble again.
Sun Wukong smiled coldly: "Something immoral like you is not worthy of being my enemy, so don't humiliate yourself." I agree to take you with me, just to make you die, and let you see what kind of attitude the person you are bent on for life is towards you. ”