There are three things that a modern person needs to learn to adapt to.

The same is a nightclub drunk, and when I woke up on the second day, I found that I didn't know that it was a beautiful woman who hooked up with her in the nest;

It's the same that you don't know when the evil capitalist ruthlessly tells you that you have been fired;

The last thing is that I don't know when I'm careless, and when I miss, I cross. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Obviously, our protagonist, Comrade Xue Wenlong, who is in his early thirties and works as a junior employee of a company in Nanjing, must adapt to the unacceptable fact that these three things happened together.

Or rather, the fact that it happened one after another.

Hey, all the good things are in one piece.

Just yesterday afternoon, his boss, a middle-aged fat man with a Trump-like hairstyle, ruthlessly told Xue Wenlong, "You've been fired!" ”。

I really don't understand why someone who is not as lucky as Trump would have to comb the same hairstyle as him.

Stimulated by unemployment, the distressed Xue Wenlong decided to go to a nightclub at night to indulge in a drinking party, and after pouring three bottles of bartender boasting of absolutely real wine, Xue Wenlong knew very well that after it was a fake Hennessy blended by a workshop in the countryside of Tongzhou, Xue Wenlong finally succeeded in making himself unconscious.

This was nothing, and the next morning, Xue Wenlong discovered a miracle.

This miracle is that an unidentified object appeared in his bed, Xue Wenlong was shocked into a cold sweat, and hurriedly looked at himself under the quilt, at this time, the unknown object turned around, and Xue Wenlong found that this one was completely unrecognizable to men and women after removing makeup, and Xue Wenlong was very sure that he didn't know the woman.

It's a bit of common sense, classmate Xue Wenlong, this is obviously 419.

This is not the most devastating, when he struggled to put on his clothes and go out under the contemptuous eyes of the woman, Xue Wenlong, who was trying to recall what happened yesterday and was in a state of confusion, "Bang! ”

A contemplative who is successfully hit by a rampaging truck.

He cursed and held out his middle finger to the Lord before he landed on his very graceful head in a dog-like manner for three and a half weeks.

God, even if I'm a Luther, you don't have to do this to me!

Why is your life so miserable, 5555." Good thing" came together.

Xue Wenlong woke up from the severe pain, his throat was very dry, as if it had been dry on the Loess Plateau for thirty years, he struggled hard, couldn't help but moan, and said two words that were so low that they couldn't be heard, "Water...... Water ......"

"The young master is awake!"

"The young master is awake? Are you sure? A surprised female voice exploded in Xue Wenlong's ears, Xue Wenlong struggled hard, and found that he could only move his fingers, but his scalp was numb, and he couldn't help but want to kick out this babbling female nurse.

What's the matter, the female nurses now are very gentle and lovely, and there will be such loud female nurses in the third-rate hospitals there?

Although I don't have much money, and the rescue fee is also very expensive, so expensive that I am going bankrupt, I must have a correct attitude and not let these people disturb my sleep!

There is also this title, what young master has a lot of masters, Lao Tzu is not those glamorous and amazing boys in the nightclub, young masters and young masters, others still think that they are eating soft rice, but they are not afraid of misunderstanding, but their faces are hateful, and their words are boring, no matter how they are, they can't be young masters.

Also, I'm going to drink water, what are you excited about there? Give me some water!

Several female nurses chattered happily beside Xue Wenlong for a while, and someone seemed to understand something.

"Hurry up and tell my wife, my wife is already sad, if the uncle has three long and two short, the wife will definitely not be able to live."

"Yes, yes, yes."

It seems that someone has passed it on, Xue Wenlong's mind is getting clearer and clearer, but his body seems to be a little bulky, as if he is often played on TV, but the feeling of being heavy and uncontrollable is clear.

It's a very strange feeling.

Xue Wenlong's consciousness struggled violently, what wife? It's so strange, the wife there, the doctors here are all called Mrs.

His fingers trembled, and the female nurse next to him shouted in surprise, "Uncle's hand moved,"

Xue Wenlong's eyes rolled, and his eyelids suddenly reacted, "Uncle's eyes also moved!" ”

Xue Wenlong rolled his eyes silently in his heart, Lao Tzu is not a dead person, he is naturally able to move, he really wants to shout that these female nurses who are chattering like sparrows are far away from him, although he is already lying on the hospital bed, and all actions must be under the command of the hospital, but when he needs to sleep, there are so many people who have been noisy on the side, and it is really uncomfortable.

But his throat was so dry and hoarse that he couldn't say anything, and his Adam's apple moved, and he swallowed hard, and then some meaningless syllables came out of his mouth.

A hurried footstep came over in a messy manner, and a hoarse woman's voice sounded, "How is it?" How's the uncle? ”

"Madam, the uncle's hand moved just now, and his eyes seem to be rolling, so he must be able to get better."

This is obviously a comforting word, a person who was lying on the bed and had just been hit by a truck and flew up, no matter what, it is impossible for his fingers and eyes to move, even if it will be good, Xue Wenlong scoffed, the professional skills of these female nurses are really poor, this I is far away, it won't be the Putian department, right?

The person who came held Xue Wenlong's hand, pinched it, and looked at Xue Wenlong's face again, "The Buddha is above," the person who came put Xue Wenlong's hand on his face, Xue Wenlong only felt that this woman's face was wet and slippery, as if she had just cried.

"Pan'er, you must not have anything, if there is something, I am afraid that my mother will follow you!"

Wrong! Xue Wenlong's mind seemed to flash a flash of lightning, which stirred his mind and suddenly cleared his mind.

If his head is not mistaken, himself, Xue Wenlong, is a bachelor who feeds the whole family and is not hungry!

Both parents have passed away, of course, poor dick silk will not have any mother-in-law to favor, so this self-proclaimed "mother" will definitely not be his mother, but the current hospital, Xue Wenlong has not been to the hospital for a long time, but he definitely does not think that the doctors in the hospital will treat patients as if they were their own sons.

What the hell is going on, and who is this Pan'er? It's so strange, Xue Wenlong's body shook violently, he couldn't restrain himself a little, and the woman who held him seemed to be surprised, "Someone!" Come! Pan'er's body moved! ”

Xue Wenlong's body trembled as if he was going crazy, the woman's originally sentimental voice became frightened, and the voices of countless people sounded in Xue Wenlong's ears, "Call the doctor!" Please come to the old lady who went back to Jinling to retire! ”

"Hurry up and bring my brother's mink coat, I'm afraid my brother is cold!"

"Heat up the brazier!"

Countless hands pressed themselves on the bed, and another cry sounded, "Uncle, you can't scare the slaves and maids!" ”

There is no one to pour water for themselves! Xue Wenlong couldn't bear it, his body and consciousness gradually merged at this time, he regained control of his body, Xue Wenlong couldn't bear it, brushed up half of his body, and his eyes suddenly opened, "What's the noise!" It's noisy! ”