Chapter 119: Squirting

Under a tree.

The sun is a little dazzling, but it is cool to hide in the shade of the trees.

A small figure was standing under the tree, holding the finch in his hand, and scattering it vigorously.

The urine was spilled, but it was still a little far from the mouth.

I've tried it several times, and I've drunk a lot of water, but it just doesn't work.

In this regard, Li Zhi was really anxious to cry.

The palace maid next to her waited, looking like she wanted to speak and stopped.

Not far away, it was a flower bush.

The flowers are blooming brilliantly.

The fragrance is pervasive, and the bees are diligently showing their affection on the flowers, making a buzzing sound.

This suddenly attracted Li Zhi, and I saw him walk over on his short legs, and then soak in urine on a bee on a flower.

"Hee-hee...... Clumsy ......"

As soon as he peed down, he flew the bee away, and he couldn't help but be happy.

It seems that something more fun than peeing in the mouth has been found.

However, the little bees are working while making a foundation, how can the little bees not be angry when you pee down and disperse this pair of wild mandarin ducks?

You must know that this bee is not Li Chengqian, if you want to make a base, you can find a base target.

In the next second, I saw that the bee flew quickly towards Li Zhi's little finch and stopped on Li Zhi's little finch.

In the next second, Li Zhi was heard screaming heartbreakingly.

"Ah...... Wow wow wow......"

The cry shook the sky.

"Oh no, no, King Jin's little finch was stung by a bee!"

"Oh no, no, something happened to King Jin!"

"King Jin's little finch has been stung!"

“……”

The palace maids and eunuchs hurriedly ran over, frightened and panicked one by one.

If anything happens to Li Zhi, they will be to blame!

Even if Empress Changsun is kind-hearted, she can't tolerate their negligence!

Many people have died in their hearts.

At this time, Li Tai was chatting with the queen in the palace, only to see several maids hurriedly running inside, one of whom was still holding Li Zhi.

At this time, Li Zhi was crying loudly.

"Niangniang, the big thing is not good, the big thing is not good, His Royal Highness the King of Jin has an accident." The palace maid who was holding Li Zhi was nervous and scared, and her eyes were full of tears.

"What's up? What's up? Empress Eldest Sun asked with great concern, after all, this is her own son.

Now seeing his son crying so miserably, I am very panicked.

"Back to the queen, here's how it ......"

The palace maid hurriedly told Li Zhi everything about it, and she didn't dare to hide it in the slightest.

Hearing the palace maid's description, Li Tai couldn't help but laugh out loud.

What a curious little idiot this guy is!

It's really weird.

Such a person is actually a popular candidate for the throne, and Li Tai is also convinced.

If there is no Li Tai's appearance, he will be the next emperor.

And at this time, Empress Changsun had already put people in her arms and comforted her.

Li Tai walked over, looked at it, and then couldn't help but say: "It's a little bigger, pheasant slave, you have to wait for ten years for this function, and it really won't work when the time comes, you can try this method again." ”

"Now, you're just looking for guilt, hey, it's not a hornet, otherwise it's even bigger." Li Tai said.

At this time, he didn't want to laugh.

He also wanted to pretend to be worried.

But, hahaha......

Li Tai really can't help it!

Empress Eldest Sun couldn't help but glance at her son, and said angrily: "Didn't you cry again when you saw your brother?" You're still laughing. ”

"Mother, don't worry, it's okay, just wait for some medicine." Li Tai said, I couldn't help it, and said: "Mother, I think I have to go out, if I don't go out, I really can't help laughing, hahaha......"

Li Tai laughed heartlessly.

The Imperial Physician soon arrived.

It's not a hornet, otherwise this little finch would really be wasted.

Who would have thought that Li Zhi would have such a black history?

Slowly walked out of the palace, and then began to wander around Chang'an City.

It's still early in the dark months.

At this moment, in the palace of diligence.

Kong Yingda, eldest grandson Wuji and others were also invited into the palace, and some of the ministers of the Tang Dynasty were curious about what the emperor meant at this time.

I saw that the emperor handed a piece of paper to everyone, and the paper was full of writing.

His face was full of pride, and in the entire hall, everyone could see the smug look in Li Shimin's eyes.

Four words is a short sentence, which is very regular.

The eldest grandson Wuji was very puzzled and read it: "Li Kong's eldest grandson, Dou Cui Zheng Lu, Wang Yangwei Chi ......"

It took half a pillar of incense for the eldest grandson Wuji to finish reading the words on the paper.

Li Shimin's face showed an extremely proud look, looked at the ministers who were brilliant and well-educated, and said, "How is this article? ”

"Your Majesty, this article sounds like a person's surname, four words are a paragraph, and it is catchy to read." Kong Yingda stroked his beard and said, "I really didn't expect that this person's name could be like this." ”

Although this article is bland, it is catchy.

"It's good, but it's not an article." Wei Zheng shook his head and said, "It's just a combination of some surnames, it's not beautiful, it's meaningless." ”

Wei Zheng sprayed for the sake of spraying, no matter how good Li Shimin did, he had to spray.

His origins determined that he had to be the emperor.

You must know that he is Li Jiancheng's confidant, and he can only establish his image as an upright and virtuous minister, and he cannot please Li Shimin.

"It's really not much of a beauty, but it's catchy to read." Cui Gan said, but he was a little dissatisfied in his heart, and said: "The Qinghe Cui clan is the largest family in the world and the head of the family, but why is it ranked sixth in this article?" ”

"In my opinion, it should be Cui Lu Li Zheng, Wang Yang Doukong." Wang Qi, who was also born in the five surnames and Qiwang, opened his mouth and said.

"It really should be the first Cui family."

"If there is no Cui clan first, wouldn't it be a mess of etiquette?"

“……”

Hearing these people's words, Li Shimin's brows couldn't help frowning slightly.

Damn, it's these five surnames and seven hopes, and it's these families again!

"This is a strange text in the world, although it is a surname for the text, but I have to say that once this text comes out, it can be used as a book of children's enlightenment, and it has the same effect as "Thousand Words". The eldest grandson Wuji hurriedly stood up and said.

"What the auxiliary machine said is very true, this article is what I personally thought, and I told the book with my own hands, not to turn the article into a splendid article, but to promote this article, so that everyone in the world can recognize the text, at least so that all the people in the world can learn to write their own names." Li Shimin sighed and said, "I don't need those false names, I just want to do my part to educate the people." ”