Pingkangfang looked a little deserted.

The smell of rouge was in the air.

"The warm breeze makes tourists drunk, and Hangzhou is regarded as Bianzhou." Li Tai sighed, looking at the half-hidden and half-open door, and there were occasional teasing voices from inside.

"Temple...... Your Highness, we are in Chang'an City, not Hangzhou Bianzhou. Li Zhong said weakly.

"I'm reciting poetry, do you know reciting poetry? No culture! Li Tai couldn't help glaring at Li Zhong and said.

"Your Highness...... His Highness said yes, said yes. ”

"It's your sister!" Li Tai was bored.

I originally wanted to visit the legendary Qing Building, but the door hasn't opened yet.

Forget it, I guess it won't open until late in the evening.

"Li Zhong, I heard that the beautiful women here are very beautiful, who do you say we should give our warmth?" Li Tai said with a smile, the best entertainment place in Datang, Li Tai really hasn't really played.

Have a good stroll tonight!

"Get out of here, we don't do your business here!"

"That's it, you've been here for more than ten days, and you don't pay a penny, even if you're from the Guogong Mansion, you can't bully people like this, right?"

"We are doing business in a dignified manner, if we have money, we have feelings, and if we don't have money to talk about a fart relationship?"

“……”

Suddenly, the door of the Qinglou next to it opened, and then two figures were blasted out.

Then the door slammed shut.

"You...... How can you be so ruthless, I am the son of the prince, and my eldest grandson will ...... Will you lose your money? Joke! A drunken voice rang out.

"Huh?"

Li Tai happened to be passing by, and when he heard this voice, he couldn't help but be stunned.

At this time, two figures, one tall and one fat and one short, were standing in front of the door of a clear building, which was very conspicuous.

"Is that you?" Li Tai was very surprised.

Because these two people are none other than the eldest grandson and Fang Yiai.

The eldest grandson was drunk, and he didn't know what it was.

"Bye...... Meet Your Highness. Fang Yiai also found Li Tai at this time, and hurriedly bowed forward.

"What's your name Your Highness, brother-in-law." Li Tai smiled slightly and said, "What is this, eldest grandson?" So decadent? The whole person is thin. ”

Li Tai looked at the fat on the body of the eldest grandson and couldn't help sighing.

I haven't seen you for a long time, but this guy is still the same fat.

I haven't seen these two guys come to the door for a few days, and I originally wanted these two guys to help sell the paintings, but these two guys haven't come to the door for a long time.

"Sister...... Brother-in-law, in fact, this matter still has something to do with you. Fang Yiai looked at Li Tai and said weakly.

Li Tai was a little curious and asked, "What does it have to do with me?" ”

Fang Yiai didn't dare to hide it in the slightest, and said: "Brother-in-law, after my sister's poetry meeting that day, the eldest grandson brother was like a different person, and he was addicted to wine all day long. ”

"Huh? Is it possessed by a ghost? Li Tai's brows furrowed slightly, but soon, he couldn't help but smile helplessly, and said, "Mao's ghost possession, isn't this the depraved life of a lovelorn teenager?" ”

"Doesn't it mean that this lovelorn is the best way to lose weight? It is the so-called 'the belt is gradually widened and there is no regret in the end, and people are haggard for Iraq'. But you gave you a long face for the lovelorn clan, just your flesh, it's really a shame for the lovelorn people. Li Tai couldn't help but say.

Li Zhong and the others listened to it next to them, and they were very happy in their hearts.

The princess is really talented, she has educated King Wei so well in just a few days, and she can even recite poems.

"Hey, let me help you." Li Tai shook his head and took a step forward.

Then, a slap was slammed into the face of the eldest grandson.

"Smack!"

"Who...... Who hit me! "Sharp pain, hot pain.

The eldest grandson's expression couldn't help but be shocked, and then when he saw the person in front of him, he said, "You...... What would you be here? ”

"What's so strange about me here?" Li Tai rolled his eyes and said, "Feel much more comfortable now, right?" ”

"Shu ...... Much more comfortable. "The eldest grandson didn't dare to talk back to Li Tai.

"I know that you are not convinced, and I am very unhappy, thinking that I robbed your woman, and then used alcohol to anesthetize myself every day, how stupid do you say?" Li Tai sighed and said, "For the sake of you being my brother, let me tell you a story." ”

"Your Highness can also tell stories, it seems that I haven't seen you for a long time, Your Highness is a long learner." The eldest grandson said that this guy must have pretended not to see Li Tai just now.

Li Tai was too lazy to be awesome with this guy, so he told slowly, and said: "Once upon a time, there was a down-and-out son of a family who made an appointment with his fiancée to get married on a certain day, a certain month, and a certain year. On that day, the fiancée married someone else. The children of the family were hit by this and could not afford to fall ill. At this time, passing by a Taoist priest, he took out a mirror from his arms and asked the children of the family to see. ”

"The children of the family saw on the beach, a woman who was killed lying naked on the beach. Passing by a person, he took a look, shook his head, and left. Another person passed by, took off his clothes, covered the woman's corpse, and left. One more person passed by, went over, dug a pit, and carefully buried the body. ”

The Taoist priest explained that the female corpse on the beach was your fiancée's past life. You are the second person to pass by and have given him a piece of clothing. She fell in love with you in this life, just to repay you. But in the end, the person she wants to repay for the rest of her life is the person who killed her on the beach, and that person is her current husband. Li Tai said: "Now you figured it out? ”

"In this way, I am the man who gave Fang Fengzhu a dress in my previous life, and you are the man who killed her?" Changsun Jian said.

"No, I did cool her to death on the beach, and you were the first man to look at her." Li Tai smiled and said: "Actually, it doesn't matter anymore, as the so-called is the end of the world where there is no fragrant grass, why bother to love a flower?" ”

"There are so many beautiful women in this world, why hang yourself from a tree with a crooked neck? Not to mention women, there are so many men, in fact, as men, we should conquer men, then we have a sense of achievement......" Li Tai gushed endlessly.

When it comes to fooling people, don't talk about a rootless eldest grandson.

"Brother, it's not easy for us to live, and we can't be brothers for a few lifetimes." Li Tai continued: "Women are clothes, brothers are siblings, so ah, don't let women break the feelings between our brothers." ”

Li Tai said with a smile, but he didn't tell the whole story of Changsun Lian.

A woman is like a garment, a brother is a sibling, and whoever touches my clothes, I cut off his hands and feet, and whoever touches my hands and feet, I wear his clothes. Insert a knife in the ribs for a brother, and insert a knife in a brother's ribs for a woman......