As soon as the noon sounded, Li Tai carried a large wooden barrel and walked forward slowly.

At this time, the eldest grandson Wuji, Wei Zheng, Wei Chigong, Cheng Yanjin and others all came, and sitting on the other side was the famous Yuan Tiangang.

These people were invited early in the morning, and Li Tai was going to perform a trick of making a fire in the water.

As a result, everyone came early, but Li Tai slept until noon and got up, which was even later than belated.

Li Shimin's face was dark.

If it weren't for Empress Changsun's comfort, he estimated that his temper would have been lost a long time ago.

"Oh, where are they? Everyone is very punctual, very time-conscious, I give you 23 likes. Li Tai walked in with a smile, put the barrel down, and then said, "My son has said hello to my father and mother, good morning, adults." ”

When those ministers heard Li Tai's words, their faces suddenly turned bad.

Who is your family, and who is your family?

Why are you so shameless?

Look at you.

It's still early?

If it weren't for your father's face, I would have beaten you a long time ago.

"I heard that Wei Wangtai is going to show us a trick of making a fire in the water, and we are all looking forward to it, but does Wei Wangtai want us to see a toilet?" Yuan Tiangang sat there, opened his eyes slightly, and stroked.

"It's a big deal, why are you in a hurry? Not as anxious as Lao Cheng's parents, aren't they in a hurry? Li Tai smiled slightly and said, "Today, I mainly want Lao Dao to open your eyes and see, the world is so wonderful, you don't know if you don't look at it." How small people are, fortune telling or something in the future, don't forget it. ”

"Somebody's going to fetch a bucket of water." Li Tai smiled slightly, then pointed to the little Taoist priest beside Yuan Tiangang, and said, "It's you, Li Cheng, take him to fetch a bucket of water." ”

"Whoa!"

Li Cheng answered, and hurriedly walked out with the little Taoist priest.

After a while, the priest returned, struggling to carry a bucket of water.

You must know that this Taoist priest is waiting for Yuan Tiangang, and he has not done much heavy work at all, and now he is carrying a bucket of water, and it suddenly seems extremely difficult.

"Young people, exercise more, don't masturbate all day, tube." Li Tai walked over, lifted the bucket with one hand, and said: "Although it is said that the small masturbation is entertaining, but the big masturbation can hurt the body, and you are basically a strong masturbation and the ashes are gone." ”

He poured the water into the bucket he had brought, and the whole person was triumphant.

"Take a good look, the moment of yellow and violence is coming, and now is the time to witness the moment." Li Tai said with a smile.

"Wait!"

However, at this moment, a figure stood up.

Cheng Yanjin came to Li Tai's side with a smile, picked up the bucket, took a few sips, and then put the bucket down again.

In the eyes of everyone, he said proudly: "Well, the sweet and sweet well water is water." ”

"Then the time has come to witness the miracle." Li Tai said with a smile, and as soon as he twisted a button on the side of the bucket, a loophole appeared in the water.

Then, a faint smell of gasoline permeated.

A few seconds later, Li Tai slowly took out a yellow-colored lighter and lightly clicked it in everyone's eyes.

"Poof"

There was a slight thud, and then a flame burned on the water.

"Ignited, ignited."

"It's really lit!"

"This water can ignite!"

“……”

The crowd stood up, then approached, all stunned.

Li Shimin and his friends were stunned.

Yuan Tiangang, who originally wanted to see Li Tai's jokes, couldn't help but get excited, walked to the side, looked at the flames, and asked, "Is this ...... What kind of way is this? ”

"That's the power of science." Li Tai was very proud.

A group of you kindergarteners don't have graduation certificates, and I really don't have any sense of accomplishment to fool you.

Li Tai looked at Yuan Tiangang and asked, "Master Yuan, dare to ask you, do you know how to ward off evil swordsmanship?" ”

Yuan Tiangang shook his head and said, "No." ”

Li Tai asked again, "Do you know the Sunflower Treasure Book?" ”

Yuan Tiangang replied, "No." ”

"Will you be able to turn into a palm?"

"No, it won't."

"Then do you know how to make a fire in the water?"

"No, it won't."

"You can't do this, you can't do that, what kind of Taoist priest are you doing." Li Tai said with a smile.

Yuan Tiangang, that's really angry.

Does what you are asking have to do with Taoism?

"Mother, now you believe me, right? There is no omnipotent person in this world, especially Taoists are not always right. Li Tai said proudly.

In order to make the old lady believe, Li Tai wasted a pound of gasoline.

I don't know if the gasoline can grow out automatically, and it hurts to think about it.

"I didn't expect Wei Wangtai to have such a way." Yuan Tiangang was not angry, and said with a smile.

"I've said it all, this is not Taoism, this is science." Li Tai smiled and said, "What is this?" I'll sprinkle the powder and ice it right away. ”

"But what did your master teach?" Li Shimin asked excitedly.

"Sort of." Li Tai touched his nose and said.

Even the so-called master is my nonsense, so it's strange.

"When I was young, I met Ziyang Zhenren by chance, and he is really a generation of immortals, in fact, this Ziyang Zhenren is my uncle." Yuan Tiangang looked at Li Tai with a smile and said, "Senior brother, when I see your technique today, the poor way will be clear, and the junior brother has really obtained the true inheritance of the uncle." ”

"!"

Li Tai was taken aback.

Then he looked at Yuan Tiangang and said, "Do you still want this exercise?" ”

What about the festival?

What about your discipline as a master?

Can we have a face?

"The junior brother also wants to do what I want, and the discipline is also what I want, and I can't have both, so I give up the discipline and take the junior and the younger brother." Yuan Tiangang smiled even more proudly.

"I treat you like a disgusting image, but you want to me!" Li Tai said angrily: "I'm sorry, I'm not interested in men." ”

"The junior brother laughed, since the junior brother has such a Taoism, he should promote my Taoist culture more, so that the world can understand the magic of my Taoism." Yuan Tiangang said with a smile.

"Promote your sister." Li Tai was defeated suddenly.

I feel like a big wave, which can be pinched at will, one moment into a heart, one moment into a circle, and one moment into an equilateral triangle.

"Mother, do you see it? This person wants a face, a tree and a bark, and a person who is shameless is invincible in the world. Li Tai shook his head and said, "Mother, this so-called Tiansha Lone Star must be the Yuan family's people who give less money, and Yuan Laodao is not happy to talk nonsense." ”

"Senior brother said yes, that's it." Yuan Tiangang said with a smile.

Suddenly, in the eyes of everyone, the image became taller.

Do you see it?

Do you see it?

This is the master's mind!

(End of chapter)