People walk, cool.

Be quiet.

Li Tai felt that it was a wonderful thing to drive those ministers and Yuan Tiangang away.

"Green Sparrow." Li Shimin lifted his wrist, and a shiny watch suddenly appeared in Li Tai's sight: "Qingque." ”

"Dad, what's wrong?" Li Tai asked, a little greedy.

"Green Sparrow." Li Shimin smiled slightly and said, "Qingque." ”

"Dad, what the hell are you talking about, is this watch broken? Come on, come on, I'll help you see. Li Tai took a step forward, stretched out his hand with a smile, and was about to take off the watch in Li Shimin's hand.

Li Shimin hurriedly retracted his hand and said, "Qingque, what about the artifact you lit just now?" Qingque, you are still young, and such an object that catches fire at every turn is still kept for you by your father, and will be given to you by your father when you are older. ”

"Dad, can you just say it if you want to? Do you need to say it so freshly and refinedly? Li Tai rolled his eyes and said.

My father, it's true.

As long as it is a good thing, I want to hold it in my arms, whether it is a woman, a man or an object.

Well, according to the unreliable rumors in the rivers and lakes, Daddy and Wei Zheng are engaged in the foundation, and the legendary bird is Wei Zheng......

"Dad, your taste isn't really that heavy, is it?" Li Tai couldn't help blurting out.

"The taste of the father is indeed a little heavier." Li Shimin nodded and said, I recently found that the dishes I ate had to be filled with more salt to taste.

It's a bit heavier.

"Dad, is Lord Wei good-eyed?"

"Although it's a little darker, if you look closely, you still have some clear eyebrows."

"Dad, you're a real man too!" Li Tai couldn't help but sigh.

"Nonsense, if you are not a real man, how can you be a father!" Li Shimin glared and said, "Hurry up and bring it!" ”

"Dad, you didn't enter Wagangzhai back then, you really wronged your talent." Li Tai said helplessly, and then took out the yellow lighter and gave it to Li Shimin.

Is it really good to rob your own son's things every day?

Li Shimin was like a little kid who got a car, he happily took it, and then puffed it up, he saw Li Taidian, and naturally knew what to ignite.

"It's really naïve, I didn't expect my dad to be so naïve." Li Tai shook his head and said, "Dad, can you be as mature as me?" ”

Li Shimin entertained himself and didn't bother to pay attention to this poisonous son.

At this moment, a chubby figure walked in from outside.

"Pedal ......"

The ground shook slightly.

A huge shadow made the entire hall look gloomy.

"Meet Your Majesty, Your Majesty." A lark-like voice rang out.

Li Tai looked at it, couldn't help jumping back a few steps, and said, "Ah, who is this?" Daddy, is this the cow you asked for the pheasant slave? ”

is almost two meters tall, chubby, and it is estimated that six hundred catties will be necessary.

Big and fat, he is definitely a strange person in this world.

Li Tai found that there are really too many magical things in Datang.

"Back to Your Highness, I am the noble person that Your Majesty just accepted." The woman said with a smile.

"Why do you look so shocking? Why do you look so pompous? Li Tai was taken aback, then looked at Li Shimin and said, "Dad, Brother Ke is definitely your own!" ”

"You kid, you're talking nonsense again, if Concubine Yang hears this, I have to find you desperately." Empress Eldest Sun gave Li Tai an angry look.

Ever since Li Tai became thinner, he has talked a lot.

"Mother, I'm telling the truth, Brother Ke also likes this, you don't know, Brother Ke's new wife is definitely a fight with this aunt." Li Tai was immediately happy, he didn't expect his father to be so good.

If there is a father, there must be a son!

For someone like me who is obsessed with beauty every day and can't extricate himself, could it be that he picked it up from the garbage heap?

"Qingque, you don't know, Runiang is rich in poetry and books, no worse than your princess." Li Shimin said proudly.

"Oh, I know, I know, inner beauty, inner beauty, Dad, in this materialistic world where only looks at appearance, there are fewer and fewer people like you who pay attention to connotation." Li Tai couldn't help but speak.

Dad, you're too connotative, really too connotative.

It seems that I still pay too much attention to my appearance.

Inner beauty is true beauty.

After saying goodbye to his father, Li Tai walked outside slowly.

At this time, at the gate of the palace, a figure was waiting for Li Tai with a smile.

"Virtuous son-in-law!"

With a loud voice, Li Tai suddenly felt that something was wrong.

Sure enough, Cheng Yanjin walked forward with a smile and said, "Virtuous son-in-law, my three daughters are at your house, are they okay?" ”

"Well, I eat and drink every day, and I have gained a lot of weight." Li Tai said.

"Then this bride price, do you think it should be settled?" The smile on Cheng Yanjin's face became even brighter.

"What is the bride price? I haven't seen you give a dowry. Li Tai said with wide eyes.

"Hey, my three daughters are married to you, what dowry do you need?" Cheng Yanjin smiled slightly and said, "My three daughters have entered your house, if you don't give some dowry, it will really be unreasonable." ”

"Why don't you take it back?" Li Tai said simply, it is clear that you are forcing you to stuff it into my house, okay?

"What a waste of food to take back, it's all your people anyway, do you regret it?" Cheng Yanjin glared at him and said, "My daughter's innocence has been taken away by you, do you want to return it now?" It's late! ”

In Li Tai's impression, the ancients were very serious, and now it seems that these ancients are the most inserious.

"Don't worry, I really didn't touch them!" Li Tai hurriedly said.

"Oh, now go to the street and ask, who believes what you say? Who in the entire Tang Dynasty doesn't know that you Wei Wangtai is on the road eighty-nine, down to just be able to go, anyone who is favored by you Wei Wangtai will not escape the doom, my poor daughter, I think how beautiful you were back then, how cute and moving, how delicate, how gentle and graceful, how gentle and moving, how ......" Cheng Biting Jin gushed endlessly.

"Okay, okay, just say what you want." Li Tai couldn't help but say, you are a big old man, and it is not easy to think of so many adjectives in order to ask for something.

That's the power of desire!

The ancients were really not very serious.

Li Tai couldn't help but sigh and said.

"Hehe...... " Cheng Yanjin smiled slightly, clasped his nose with his hand, and then flicked his hand gently, and a large lump of yellow and black and white nasal feces fell into Li Zhong's slightly open mouth......

Grunt......

(End of chapter)