Chapter 42: Squatting in the Grass
You say you're so good, why don't you go to heaven?
Watching Li Langjun of Sao Bao playing rap music there, Lao Zhang's whole person was not good. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info He just wants to know now, that Cui Niangzi doesn't want to come out and smash the field at this time!
When the majority of the people of Hanyang heard that the mastermind behind this special thing was a man from Liangfeng County in Chang'an, would they still be happy friends in the future? Obviously, the plan of engineering dogs to be abducted and stolen in the local pit will be greatly discounted.
As a member of the Ministry of Industry and Water Department, Lao Zhang's relationship with the local county commanders is already comparable to that of Meng Meng, if this is a little black on the white and flawless friendship, how can it be embarrassing? How can you be embarrassed?!
"I'll ...... Why don't you sing the Great Compassion Mantra! ”
Zhang De secretly shrank in a dark corner, watching Li Desheng from a distance with his chest and breasts exposed, like a famous man of the Southern Dynasty.
Even if it is Xie Xuan's family, it is estimated that he is not as wasted as he is now, and Wang Xi's family can only be out of reach.
He Li Desheng is a cow!
When the left and right hugs, the people of the time were there to say things like the scenery. Li Desheng's face is as black as charcoal, and he can't wait for people to kill his cousin directly, but it is useless, since Li Desheng can kill the Quartet in Hebei, it is not all to shout for Zhang De when he comes to Hanyang.
I only heard Lao Li grinning, looking like a monk, sad and angry, looking at the two beautiful eyebrows with grief: "Hello play...... The world is safe and perfect, and it lives up to its promise...... Live up to it. mua~”
“……”
“……”
Li Decheng said that I really want to scold, but I think my cousin is a dick.
The onlookers said that your cousin really has no friends.
So many talented and beautiful people silently recorded this scene, and some good people wrote a legend called "I have few friends......
That's right, people who live up to their lives must have no friends, some of them are harems, and they are meat X devices!
Zhang De, who was holding his forehead, became gaylun, silently hiding in the grass and being silent. The essence of the Tang Dynasty version of "Male Silence and Female Tears" lies in the fact that whether a poem is good or not depends on the refreshment of the heart.
These well-dressed talents, as well as cute beauties, have hormones that are not much better than those of female cats in estrus. It's good that the female cat is just *** These talented and beautiful women are going to do it when they have an opportunity, and then they go to the old man's father to play something, and there is a good story.
Li Desheng's shocking performance is what Zhang De needs, first of all, he has to let the local turtles know that the reason why the Chang'an magnates are powerful is because they are not only the waves and clouds on the Fengyue Field, but also the Yang Dingtian on the Vanity Fair.
Big, coarse, coarse, rough...... And yet it works.
For the first time, local celebrities and even those in their forties felt the impact of this kind of unruly style, and while indulging in indulgence, Li Desheng showed that it was not all presumptuous, but chic.
The atmosphere that can't be filled.
Celebrities and celebrities are even better, they will think about what Li Desheng did in Hebei, and the people of Chang'an will of course say that he is engaged in the "sheep eating people" movement in Hebei, and was later seriously criticized by Chairman Li Shimin, and posted a post to whip the corpse.
However, the magnates who were a little higher in grade knew that at that time, Li Dong just took a detour, sacrificed the head of the son of the governor of Youzhou, and took down the Fanyang Lu clan who were enclosing land in Liaodong, Hebei.
At that time, Fan Yang Lu's wave flew up, and it had the meaning of "learning the operation of my brother, and the rest was A past", but what I never expected was that when the people of Chang'an thought that Li Keshi's son was also shot while lying down, Fan Yang Lu's operation was crippled by Li Dong Yibo, and he did not dare to stretch out his fingers to touch those pastures, fields and delicate ewes within ten years......
After Li Desheng was hung up and beaten, the story seemed to draw a circle.
However, the so-called Mingjun is Mingjun, that is because Mingjun wants face. Li Dong killed his brother and slaughtered his brother for fun, and then whitewashed his black history, this is human nature, more like an individual than a machine or even a beast. Normal people will be ashamed of their black history, and then cover it up.
So Ming Jun felt a little sorry for Li Desheng who was lying on the gun, after all, when he wanted to snipe Fan Yang Lu's family, he was naturally a typical figure in the enclosure at that time.
The so-called "class struggle will be effective as soon as it is grasped" is nothing more than that.
Who is eating in the same pot with you Fan Yang Lu's family?!
At that time, the scholars in the south said that the mountains and rivers here are not very good for sheep herding, so we shouldn't have too many problems, right?
Until one day, iron rod temples rose from the ground.
You say that I, a former Sui prince, became a god after death?
When the civil officials want to make a detour to let Li Dong give up some political power, the nobles are not stupid, let you old clans rise up, so do we still have to eat? Our children and grandchildren may not necessarily be scolded as "veterans" or even "thieves with soldiers" by your "poetry and book heirlooms", right?
Although Lao Zhang's history is not very good, he really felt that this group of nobles was not bad at that time, and they were too far-sighted. You are not just "veterans", after hundreds of years, you are really "thieves with the army".
Li Desheng said that there was a loud bang in the sky, and Lao Tzu appeared brightly.
"Kikutsuki Ascending Society" ...... I'm the main character! How...... You have to make a show first.
Then Lao Li frightened Zhang De's little heart, not only him, but even the local celebrities were shocked, they originally looked at Li Jingren's cowardice, and said in their hearts that this is still the king of the county, just this grade? It's a horse.
Later, there was a well-known Chang'an and timely rain, Liangfeng County male Zhang De Zhang Caozhi. This is a celebrity, his uncle is Zou Guogong, his aunt is Princess Langya, his teacher is Lu Yuanlang, and his concubine is ...... A good friend is the prince, and this is definitely a celebrity among celebrities and celebrities, and a romance among celebrities.
The result is a look: Nani?! The black-skinned little brother who came and went in the wind and rain on the construction site was the legendary Liangfeng County man Zhang Dezhang Caozhi?
is even more shocked: Mom sells batches, that contractor is Zhang De, a member of the Ministry of Industry and the Ministry of Industry, and Zhang De of the Ministry of Labor?
Jingxiang celebrities have said: It's ugly.
In fact, what talented and beautiful people want to say is: the construction site dog is rough......
As a construction site dog, Lao Zhang said that if Lao Tzu was not for Xiaobawang to learn the machine, he would definitely "Zhang Dedou Wine Poems 100 Articles", and you will be called Dad.
But engineering dogs, construction site dogs, and mechanical dogs can't do this, so someone has to do it.
Originally, the most suitable job for this job was Zhang Daxiang, but this brother thought about Pingkangfang's sister all day long, and Lao Zhang was also very helpless.
Later, he felt that Li Fengjie could try, but Li Fengjie didn't want to deal with this group of old nobles because his father was suppressed.
Later, he felt that Cui Shen and Cui Jixiu were also good, but the anti-social elements said that Lao Tzu was busy with the scourge of the common people and had no time to play with the wind and snow.
As soon as he gritted his teeth, Jiangnan Tugou remembered a person who had single-handedly entered the capital and persuaded him to invest with his three-inch tongue.
Lao Zhang, as the most powerful venture capital in Datang, invested in Li Desheng, and Hebei's rate of return did not disappoint him. A book of great profits!
So, Lao Zhang knew that Li Desheng was a brave and unrestrained person, and he was very imaginative.
Most importantly, he is shameless.
Compared with Chai Lingwu, the little overlord of Luoyang Silver Gun, Li Desheng has dry goods in his stomach, ideas in his head, clever tricks in his left hand, clever calculations in his right hand, intrigues wrapped around his waist, and a harmless head on his head.
If it weren't for the wrong rebirth and running to Li Keshi to be a son, how could there be a warm man's life if he threw the royal family, Li Tai, a young man who died fat, was only worthy of playing with his classmate's sister in Chongwen Pavilion.
What Jing Xiang wants is romance, what he wants is uninhibited, what he wants is the style of Wei and Jin, and it is best to have the style of taking drugs. Li Desheng didn't dare to say anything else, his bare chest and breasts were better than the celebrities of the Southern Dynasty, after all, what kind of bullshit were the celebrities of the Southern Dynasties, they didn't have eight-pack abs, who did you show them to?
Lao Li Xin said that Lao Tzu's eight-pack abdominal muscles have bronze skin, which is not only majestic, but also more literary, and everyone has to say a good man. The man has low self-esteem, and the woman has seen *** This is the highest state of romance!
Lao Zhang and Li Desheng have long had a tacit understanding, but the actor has come to the stage, and the script is a bit stringed!
Lao Li stepped in one step, and the young children of the southern Shi clan of Hanyang Jiangxia who directly smashed it were stunned, and while they were addicted, they also shouted in their hearts: The style of a madman is so handsome!
However, those who know the details naturally know that there is *** in it, and it is a local dog from Changzhou, which is a poodle that harms them in Ezhou.
Originally, no one knew the details, but unfortunately Lao Li Xin said that Lao Tzu crossed the ocean by waves, and Brother Zhang's codebook doubled for his friend's daughter, which is a very reasonable, scientific and logical thing, right?
However, Lao Li probably didn't know that Cui Niangzi had an unbearable memory with the engineering dog.
So much so that when Lao Zhang, an engineering dog, was squatting in the grass and preparing to give Li Desheng a knife, a fragrant wind came, and it was even more faint: "Brother Caozhi is also good at Buddhism?" I don't know which Buddha you worship? ”
"Nan Wu Mechanical Engineering Buddha ......"
Lao Zhang replied with a depressed face.
“……”
The atmosphere was instantly awkward.
"Uh......" Lao Zhang squatted there like an old farmer, and squeezed out a smile a little cowardly, "Cui Niangzi hasn't seen you for a long time." ”
"yes."
In just a moment, Lao Zhang remembered a poem at that time: Bright moonlight in front of the bed.
Alas, damn it, who would have thought that this chick in front of her would actually have a small character in the boudoir?
Cui Jue Cui Mingyue, it's nice to listen to, but your father Cui Hongdao doesn't take good care of his daughter, and he doesn't even send out a person, so he lets his daughter run outside alone? It's so irresponsible!
"Brother is still the same as before......"
The corners of the old mouth twitched, what do you mean is still the same as before, making us seem to know each other very well.
"Ashamed, ashamed......"
Zhang De, who was very hypocritical, turned his head to look at Zhang Songbai not far away, glared at him, and said in his heart Lao Tzu is squatting in the grass, why are you a follower, you don't even know how to squeak when a girl is close?
"Squeak."
Zhang Songbai clutched the squirrel in his hand, a little embarrassed, he just saw a small animal falling, so he went to pick it up, who would have thought that at this time, a chick would come over to talk to his own Langjun.
And this is not in line with scientific reason, a woman from a good family, can she find a man in the grass casually?
"Lang Jun!"
At that moment, Zhang Songbai's face suddenly changed, and he pointed not far away, but Li Desheng was angry and took people with him, and he was about to leave angrily, and Cui Jue, the little half of the people would be seen on the side of the grass.