Lao Zhang personally feels that he should have passed the age of exploding in the manure pit. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info but some people are tired of it, and there are a lot of strange tricks to fry.

When Li Desheng took out delicious fruits and vegetables to entertain the celebrities of Hanyang Jiangxia, Li Desheng, who was also a child of the Li family, took out a fat chicken.

When Li De's friends sighed that "there is no stage for the mirror", Li Desheng sang a song "Wine and meat have passed through the intestines".

And when the masses who didn't know the truth said who this animal was, Li Desheng introduced himself very calmly: "I was originally a son of the North, hungry for Hulu meat, and thirsty for Hun blood. Yanran Mountain once enjoyed the snow, and soldiers were chiseled on the bank of the Liao River. If you ask me who I am, Li Langjun, the nephew of Gongzi Wei! ”

Poof-

Li Jingren squirted out with a mouthful of old blood and plum wine, he never expected that although Zhang De didn't make trouble, Li Keshi's son definitely did not do a small thing.

Sure enough, when he saw Li Desheng's face red and white, he knew that Li Desheng was going to make trouble.

And the Li De Award ......

My friends and I were stunned!

"Erlang, Li Langjun acts like this, it hurts the face of the Duke of the Kingdom, go down and pull him away!"

"Foolish!"

Li De Award has a wide robe and big sleeves at this time, and he is very popular and famous. His face darkened, and he said in a deep voice: "This guy is willing to ruin my reputation!" ”

At that time, there was a good local Lang Jun who smiled, and shouted when he saw the fun: "That friend from the north, this place is about to discuss Zen with the Buddha, and I don't know what the title of the friend is?" ”

Li Desheng laughed, tilted his body, carried the fat chicken in one hand, and pointed at the wine jug in the other, "You go to the west to ask the Buddha, there is someone named Wukong in the north, and he is the first person in Hebei to have a chance!" ”

Poof-

Li Dexian, who originally drank to cover up his embarrassment, squirted out before the wine was in his stomach.

"Then Wukong, are you a Dharma name or something? What are the feet, what are the origins, what are the opportunities, what are the Dharmas? ”

Trouble! Trouble!

The local tyrant who did the good thing also looked at the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, and when he saw that someone was doing something, he suddenly came to his senses. Lao Zhang got the news of this situation, took out his binoculars from a distance and looked at it, and then sighed: "Li Dejiao, this unlucky boy, what do you say you are doing well in Jiangxia Hanyang?" Isn't it bad to pretend to be silently in the capital? ”

Although Li Desheng and Li Desheng have their own disagreements and pasts, for Lao Zhang, it is best not to appear here any of the grandchildren of the Four Heavenly Kings. Who knows if these guys will be like Li Desheng and come to his territory to make trouble?

"Good man! Listen to me! ”

In this scene, the onlookers watched the crowd on the inside and outside of the three layers, and they also watched the chrysanthemums of a fart. How can chrysanthemums be lively and beautiful, and when I see that it is a foreigner who is making trouble, it is even more spiritual. Locals do things on their own, that's not interesting, I'm tired of watching it. If you want to see it, you have to look at the different styles of doing things across the country.

This northerner's style of doing things is very good.

"The sky is empty, and the earth is empty. Life is in it. Li Desheng sang in the Jingchu tune, and actually sang it in the dialect of Jiangxia, this tune is really interesting, as if it is the shouting of the peddlers and pawns in Hanyang City, and it is more like the boatman's horn at the wharf outside Jiangxia City, stacked and stacked, which actually attracted many locals to respond there.

I only heard Li Desheng sing, and the ordinary citizens who were watching actually said in harmony: "In it, in it......"

"Hahaha......"

Li Desheng laughed, and invited the wine jug in his hand, "The sun is empty, and the moon is empty." Who's the credit for the east and the west. ”

"For whom? For whom ...... credit"

Most of them are the tones of adult men, calm and powerful, and these people are the pillars of the family. The wind comes and goes in the rain, and it is a rare pastime at the climbing meeting, and it is also a situation where the nobles do not need to choose between degrees.

"Gold is empty, and silver is empty. Dead He was in his hands. ”

Li Desheng sang a sentence with a sip of wine, and when he reached this sentence, somehow, it was the children of those poetry and book heirlooms who had their own territory, and they also responded: "In the hand, in the hand......"

"The wife is empty, and the son is empty. We don't meet on the Huangquan Road. ”

"Don't meet, don't meet......"

"The house is empty, and the field is empty. How many protagonists have changed. ”

Li Desheng indulged wantonly, singing more and more casually, I saw that his coat was crooked, revealing the short shirt inside, and when he was bare-chested, the wine was poured down, and he sighed suddenly, and he asked in Hanyang dialect: "Everyone, I am in this northern place, can I still enter the eyes of the law?" ”

"It's in, it's really in!"

"Shall I come again?"

"Come again, come again, come again!"

"Boom!" Spit out a sip of wine, Li Desheng's eyes were full of mockery, looking at Li Desheng like a waste, only to hear him continue to sing, "Go west, twilight east." Life is like picking flowers and bees......"

When this sentence arrived, he collected his ramblings, no longer sang in local tunes, but changed to Luo's official dialect, and shouted in a chic and uninhibited manner that saw the world: "After picking a hundred flowers into honey, in the end, it will be hard and empty!" ”

"Color!"

Everyone high-fived and applauded, but Li Desheng laughed and said: "If you have wine and meat, you are happy, and if you have a beauty, you will live faster." Beauty, beauty, beauty—"

"Whew! This is really a horny thief. ”

"But he's an interesting thief."

When everyone looked at it, they saw Li Desheng hugging left and right, so unhappy. Those beauties are delicate and cute, and the cardamom years are the white-headed old man who sees them, and he also secretly says I feel pity.

Not far away, Li Decheng gritted his teeth with hatred, and said secretly: This guy is obviously still in Huainan, why did he come to Hanyang? Bad things for me, bad for my reputation!

And Lao Zhang didn't know what Li Desheng had done, he was taking care of his own corpse, for a long time, the whole person was comfortable, stretched his waist, got up and asked Zhang Songbai: "Qilang, Brother Li is still on it?" ”

"The Chu people heard him sing 'The sky is also empty, and the earth is empty', and now they all say that they want to see Wukong Zi from the north......"

"Huh?!"

Lao Zhang raised his eyebrows, "'The sky is also empty, and the earth is also empty'?" ”

Zhang Songbai nodded.

What the hell are you kidding me?

Lao Zhang hurriedly asked, "What about the wine and meat through the intestines?" What about the Buddha's mind? ”

"Lang Jun, when I told Lang Jun that Cui Niangzi was above and Xiao Niangzi was below, I was about to talk about it."

“……”

Laughing without showing teeth, Lao Zhang squeezed out a smile, "That guy ......"

Li Langjun stole a code book in the official residence, and Lang Jun said that he couldn't solve the code anyway, so let him go. It's just a coincidence that the codebook is a copy made by Xue Niangzi. ”

"The one Anu made?"

Lao Zhang blinked, "Isn't that all gossip and the like?" ”

"I don't know."

Zhang Songbai's face was innocent, "Li Langjun said that there were a few poems in it that were very good, so he sang them." ”

“……”

Kill me, kill me!

Zhang De's face was bitter, it was so good that it was known that Li Desheng was behind the trouble, it was simply ...... I'm afraid that the enemy won't be strong enough.

"There is also Lang Jun, Li Langjun said that he came from Huainan and saw that the daughter of King Xu Changshi was also in Hanyang. He had a friendship with Cui Changshi again, so he gave the codebook to Cui Niangzi......"

“……”

Be sure to kill me!