Chapter 019: The head of the regiment is invited
The next day, the next day.
Morning.
When Nie Xiaotian got up, the sun was already shining on his buttocks.
Nie Xiaotian stretched his waist and called softly, "Comfortable." You don't have to get up early to get up for work, and if you're bored, you can kill two little devils to play, this is simply a fairy-like life! "Nie Xiaotian is happy, yes, he can finally live the life of a pig, get up again when he is hungry, and there is a live-action version of Call of Duty to play when he is bored.
Get out of the room.
The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the trees are shining, and the spring flowers are blooming.
It's very pleasant to watch.
In such a scene, in this warm spring breeze, Nie Xiaotian suddenly wanted to make a poem, and after brewing for a while, he realized that I go, I don't know how to compose poetry at all!
"Platoon leader, you're up!"
Nie Xiaotian looked for the voice and saw that it was the snake butt guy who had returned. I saw that the guy brought two warriors, as well as two villagers from Zhaojiazhuang, one of whom was the fisherman who raised cormorants and was eaten by the devil when he entered the village.
If you look closely, oh, good fellows, these guys have several fish in their hands. There were two of them, and two wooden barrels were used, and a lot of them were selected.
"Boy, you're looking for a little devil to grab fish?!" Nie Xiaotian said with a smile.
"How can you. By the way, platoon commander, if you want to say that your method is really good, we touched the Aiyu River before dawn this morning, and when the sky was slightly bright, we threw down a grenade, and waited for the grenade to go off, heh, guess what? "The beauty of the snake's ass is in the sky, and this cheap smile is even happier than when he robbed Hu Hansan that day.
When the soldiers saw that these people had returned, they all gathered around, looked at the fish in the hands of these people with a happy face, and laughed one after another.
"Hey, that's amazing!" Hairless said.
"I said, I have meat to eat today!" Peng Mingxuan said happily.
The snake butt was about to get embarrassed in front of Nie Xiaotian, but he was interrupted by these two, and he was unhappy in his heart, and scolded: "Go, go, go, I didn't see me talking to the platoon commander." This is all due to our platoon leader. ”
When everyone heard it, heh, the platoon commander's two goods are too awesome, and suddenly this marksmanship is good and don't say it, and he also robs the traitor's food like a trick, and he doesn't say it, and this will make fish. Who is it? How can everything have to do with him!
Nie Xiaotian shook his head and said, "In the future, I will do this, go early in the morning, and you will have nothing to do in the early morning; Second, in the early hours of the morning, little devils rarely come out to patrol, which can reduce a lot of unnecessary trouble. ”
Nie Xiaotian finished speaking lightly, but he didn't answer the words of the snake's buttocks, and turned around to sit on a chair on the side to bask in the sun.
The snake's ass was lost for a while, and his heart said that this platoon leader couldn't talk too much.
"Don't, don't, platoon commander, aren't you curious, I threw down a few grenades to get so many fish?" The snake butt chased after Nie Xiaotian and asked.
Nie Xiaotian was upset and scolded: "Get out, hurry up and get me breakfast, I didn't see that I and the villagers haven't eaten yet!" Are you trying to starve us or something?! ”
When the soldiers saw that the snake's buttocks were deflated, they laughed one after another. Even the two folks who went to fry the fish together laughed.
"Huh!" The snake butt nodded and said yes, gave the soldiers a blank look, and obediently cooked. When the soldiers saw that there was no more excitement to see, they all dispersed.
The sun is out, and I'm beaming.
Nie Xiaotian lay on the chair and suddenly felt a warmth.
Such a life was something he had never dared to imagine before. If you want to say that in the past, I patronized and worked for others, and I was tired like a dead dog, when did I have idle! I'm so tired that I have a heart attack, and I have to work overtime, overtime! It's over, the salary is still that little, it's not enough to eat something good, grandma's, what kind of world is that.
But now it's different, not only is the myopia gone, the eyes have been removed, but also, the man has no heart disease, the most important thing is that now he doesn't have to do anything except fight devils. Didn't eat? Looking for a devil! No guns, no cannons, looking for devils! Need money? Looking for a devil! I don't have a beautiful wife, I'm looking for a devil...... Stop, this can't be said!
"Platoon Commander Nie, your little life is quite comfortable!"
But at this moment, a voice came to my ears.
Who is it? Who hates it so much, I didn't see Lao Tzu being proudly obscene. It's so nasty.
Nie Xiaotian opened his eyes and saw that the person he saw was still known to him, not his own soldier, in terms of position, he was older than himself, he was a deputy company commander, but it was not the forced company commander of their company, but the newly recruited guard company of the regiment headquarters recently.
"Yo, Dao Company Commander, what kind of wind is blowing you!" Nie Xiaotian smiled sheepishly.
When Dao Yongfeng saw it, he couldn't help but shake his head, he had heard people say that Nie Xiaotian had become more powerful in the past two days, but now that he looked at it, he only felt that Nie Xiaotian was oily and smooth, and he had become a little cheaper.
"Hehe, no, I'm here for you. I came here from the early hours of last night, after a night of driving. "Dao Yongfeng said.
"Oh!" Nie Xiaotian said indifferently.
Xiao Zhou, the guard who came with Dao Yongfeng, said: "Isn't this safe at night, we even changed our clothes into ordinary people's!" ”
"Oh, it seems that you are also afraid of running into the little devil when you come, and being hit by the bullet of the little devil." Nie Xiaotian said with a smile.
When Dao Yongfeng heard this, he said in his heart, bullshit, who the hell is not afraid of the bullets of the little devils hitting themselves, you kid is the body of King Kong, you are not afraid.
"It is said that Platoon Commander Nie has grown strong recently, but I still don't believe it. But today I have seen it, and you say that I am also a company commander! If you don't get up and salute, forget it, and be polite to me, it's not too much! "Dao Yongfeng said.
Nie Xiaotian smiled when he heard it. He stood up from his chair, looked at Dao Yongfeng and said, "First of all, you're a fucking company commander." ”
“……”
Dao Yongfeng almost died of anger.
"Deputy!" The corners of Nie Xiaotian's mouth raised, and he smiled sheepishly, "Also, I was a bandit at the beginning, who was I polite to?" It's the head of the regiment, I've never been polite to him, who are you kid! ”
Arrogant, too arrogant!
Dao Yongfeng was not angry, Xiao Zhou next to him almost died of anger. I can't wait for Nie Xiaotian to be a little devil, he can pull out the gun and give this product a shot. It's a pity that Nie Xiaotian is not a devil, who makes people still his own person now, he is still a long line, and in terms of it, he is two levels older than him Xiao Zhou.
Xiao Zhou was helpless, and said in his heart, let's let Nie Xiaotian be arrogant, who let this be his Nie Xiaotian's territory.
Dao Yongfeng shook his head, and suddenly smiled: "Hahahaha, Niang Xipi, Lao Tzu just said, why no one in the group wants to come to your place, it turns out that there is a reason!" ”
"Fuck it, it's their loss if they don't want to come!" Nie Xiaotian saw that Dao Yongfeng had damaged himself, but he didn't have a good temper.
"Okay, okay, I don't talk nonsense to you, I can't talk to you, and I don't bother to tell you. I came with the order of the regiment commander to let your kid go to the regiment headquarters! After Dao Yongfeng finished speaking, he was about to leave, he said in his heart that if he didn't leave, he would have to be angry with Nie Xiaotian.
When Nie Xiaotian heard it, the head of the regiment called me here, what does this mean? Didn't you say you were going to fire me? What's the matter, this troop number is not ready to be canceled?
"Wait, come to my territory, just leave, what kind of person are you and Nie Xiaotian!" When Nie Xiaotian saw that Dao Yongfeng was leaving, he immediately shouted.
Dao Yongfeng was stunned for a moment, then turned around and said, "What's the matter, I can't leave yet!" ”
"Of course you can't go!" Nie Xiaotian shouted loudly, "If you come to my territory, you can count yourself as my guest, if you want to leave like this, there is no way!" ”
"Hey, you bandit!" Dao Yongfeng scolded angrily.
"Yes, Lao Tzu is a bandit, when you come to Lao Tzu's territory, you have to abide by my rules here, hurry up, come and sit down for me. Otherwise......" Nie Xiaotian said.
Yes, Dao Yongfeng is considered to have seen it, what a bandit.
As soon as Nie Xiaotian finished speaking, Peng Mingxuan, Huzi, Wumao and other soldiers next to him had already made a gesture of invitation, if he was disobedient, he would really be able to beat him Dao Yongfeng.
Xiao Zhou was stupid, so frightened that he almost pulled out his gun, he muttered in his heart, bandits are bandits, they are too tough, and they are going to do something when they talk about it!
Dao Yongfeng was helpless and sat down obediently.
Nie Xiaotian saw that Dao Yongfeng was obedient, so he laughed, and was proud in his heart, it seems that the identity of a bandit can scare people, interesting.
Nie Xiaotian smiled, and shouted at the snake butt again: "Snake butt, the fish you got for Lao Tzu is stewed, give Lao Tzu's guests a taste!" ”
Dao Yongfeng was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart that this Nie Xiaotian is simply a pervert, after doing it for half a day, he almost didn't scare people to death, and the result was to invite us to eat fish!
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