Chapter 018: Pit Man? It's a help!
I heard that Nie Xiaotian wanted something to eat.
The snake butt immediately nodded like a chick pecking rice: "Yes, yes, yes!" ”
Seeing that Nie Xiaotian was indeed hungry, the snake's butt looked around, and when he saw that no one was paying attention, he took out a clay bowl under a white cloth on the table and handed it to Nie Xiaotian.
Well?
It's meat!
"Hey, where did you kid get the meat!"
Nie Xiaotian was a little surprised, reached out and grabbed a piece of meat from the bowl and smelled it, not to mention, it's really fragrant!
Nie Xiaotian took it and put it in his mouth, and suddenly felt that a burst of meat fragrance spread in his mouth, which was more fragrant than pork and more tender than fish. Then he asked, "What kind of meat is this?" It's more fragrant than dog meat, and it's even more delicious! ”
The snake butt smiled beside him, and said cheaply: "Fragrant, of course, this is a famous dish in our hometown." It's called thyme! ”
"Thyme?" Nie Xiaotian ate another piece, only to think that the taste was a little similar to chicken, but it was more fragrant than chicken, and it was not firewood, there was a faint fragrance, and then looked at this bowl, there were some things that he didn't know.
But anyway, it's delicious, so let's eat it!
"Hehe, yes. This is stewed with wild onion and old corn, that's it...... But I got it last night. It's fresh. Know what it doesn't? Snake Ass said.
"What?"
"Snake ass!"
"I'll fuck your uncle's snake ass, and you're stewing yourself with your kid, right? You haven't washed your ass! Nie Xiaotian scolded, not only swallowing the meat, but also constantly spitting up.
It's disgusting.
"Where!" The snake ass is confused, where is this, is there such a misunderstanding? "Platoon commander, no, you misunderstood. This is snake meat, the part you eat, it was originally a snake butt! It's delicious, you can leave some for me, I got this snake, I haven't eaten it myself! Don't dislike it, if you don't like it, give it to me quickly, or you will be robbed by others in a while! ”
"Fuck your uncle!" Nie Xiaotian scolded unhappily, he was most afraid of snakes since he was a child, and let himself eat this thing, isn't it a cheat.
scolded, and threw the clay bowl to the snake's buttocks. But unconsciously, he reached out and took a piece of snake meat back and sent it to his mouth.
Grandma's, it's all dead, I'm afraid of it's a fart!
Say, it's a pretty good thing. Nie Xiaotian smacked his mouth, looked at the snake's butt as if protecting two pieces of gold, hid the bowl, and couldn't help but shake his head and scolded: "Look at your little bit of breath, isn't it just two pieces of meat?" As for it! ”
"Platoon commander, that is, you, if you change someone else, I won't give it to him." The snake butt looked at Nie Xiaotian with admiration on his face, and said, "Platoon leader, I also obeyed you." Just hit the Chenjiazhuang Turret, and the majestic energy when grabbing food from the traitors, the ability to force the boom, you are definitely my idol! ”
This guy is slapping on the back.
Nie Xiaotian wanted to smoke the snake's buttocks, what this guy said was too insane, if it weren't for the sincerity he said, he would have been beaten to death.
"It's useless to talk about it. I ask you, you kid has meat to eat, what about the villagers and other brothers? Nie Xiaotian said angrily.
If you want to improve the combat effectiveness of your soldiers, this physical fitness is the key.
If you want to do this physical fitness, how to do it if you don't eat well, and if you don't eat enough!
The snake's butt was scolded a little embarrassed, and hurriedly said: "What, platoon leader, just this bit of meat, just give it to the villagers and brothers, it is estimated that it is one person to lick it, and then it will be gone." Do you think you can divide it? ”
"Then you kid can't ...... either"
"Yes, platoon leader, what, I even got a pot of soup!" Seeing that Nie Xiaotian was about to scold, the snake's butt hurriedly slapped the lid of a large basin.
Sure enough, there was soup in it, Nie Xiaotian used the spoon next to him to fish, and there was meat in it, it was fish.
"Good boy, where did you get it?" Nie Xiaotian said.
"There are two fish in the river, about three catties and one!" Snake Ass said.
Hey, it's right in the anti-Japanese drama novel, there are really fish in the river!
"Okay!" Nie Xiaotian smiled happily, he was worried about how to improve the food of his soldiers, now it's okay, there is a way, "You kid, upgraded!" ”
"Upgraded?" The snake's ass was stunned, what kind of situation has escalated?
"Yes, from today onwards, your kid is the squad leader!" Nie Xiaotian said seriously.
"Haha, platoon commander, what, thank you. I really didn't expect that I would be a class leader in my life. The snake butt smiled happily, he was an official. So what, am I the class leader of the first class, or the class leader of the second class? ”
"Cooking class!" Nie Xiaotian said.
When the snake butt heard it, it was better to be inappropriate.
"How many soldiers do I have?" The snake's butt feels cheated, but after thinking about it, it's also a squad leader, so the cooking class is the cooking class.
"You're the only one!" Nie Xiaotian said.
"Ah?!?!h The snake's ass screamed, his mouth was almost open enough to fit into two goose eggs, and he shouted in his heart, this fucking pit man, this is definitely a pit man. What an upgrade, it's better to be a soldier. When I became the leader of the cooking class, I cooked the food of so many people by myself, can I get it? Platoon commander, you want to call people like animals!
"Okay, here's the order. You kid get me a pot of fish soup every day to get my brother's body up. If in a month's time, they're still as thin as a match, I'll kill you!" Nie Xiaotian said solemnly.
Gotcha, the snake's ass is going to cry.
"Platoon commander, you might as well kill me! There is a big river just a few miles away, and the water in it is so fast that I only have a broken hook, and there is no net, so it is very difficult to get fish. Today this fish is lucky, come across well! "The snake ass is aggrieved like a bitch.
Nie Xiaotian looked at it, yes, this good Guangdong old man was going to cry. But there's no way, you kid deserve it, who told you to cook well, and you can fucking fish. Lao Tzu also pointed out that he could be strong and strong, so that he could fight devils. If you don't do it, who will?
"You're stupid, is it that hard? I'm telling you, it's hard for brainless people to get it. There's fish in this river, isn't it? Why don't the folks get it? It's because the water is too big and they don't have good tools! "Nie Xiaotian said, it's true, in addition to fishing, it's fishing nets, and the villagers don't have this fishing net café. They don't have a few cormorants, but one family has one, and when the devil entered the village, he was also eaten by the devil. Well, folks, there's no way to do it.
"We don't have the tools either!" Snake Ass said in embarrassment.
"Aren't you fucking stupid, aren't you stupid!" Nie Xiaotian scolded angrily, the snake butt is really rotten wood and cannot be carved, "What are those two things hanging on your kid's waist!" ”
The snake butt saw Nie Xiaotian pointing to the melon grenade he got from the little devil on his waist, and he had it: "Yes, yes, yes, I'm stupid, I'm stupid." The platoon commander is still smart! My donkey's head can't compare to yours! ”
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