Chapter 593: Brave
Xiao Temo trembled his cheeks and laughed for a long time, and suddenly it was like a crowing rooster whose neck was suddenly cut off, the laughter stopped abruptly, his face instantly became gloomy, and he shouted: "Shi is what you say that my Da Liao warrior can only do some tricks on the rivers and lakes?" ”
Su Jin said: "It was my subordinates who were ignorant and offended the warriors of your country. ”
"No matter what, it will be counted on your account, your words have brought great humiliation to our Daliao warriors, you have to apologize."
Su Jin smiled: "What kind of apology method?" ”
Xiao Temo twisted his messy and erect yellow beard and thought for a while: "In this way, you little doll is an official, and it is estimated that there is not much money, so you will set up a few tables of banquets to treat guests and apologize, and after the banquet, my warriors will each offer two pieces of tea money, and this matter will be settled." It's only a few hundred dollars, which is cheap for you. ”
Su Jin couldn't help laughing, this guy was talking to himself, with a posture of no one in his eyes, as if he had taken a lot of advantage by apologizing, I don't know if the Liao people are all like this, or if this Xiao Temo himself is a.
Fu Bi knew that Su Jin would never pay a penny, let alone apologize; Xiao Temo has a big bag and aggressive posture, but Fu Bi is not worried about Su Jin at all, on the contrary, he is secretly worried about Xiao Temo, how can this young master be offended casually, just say a few words, if you are more serious, I am afraid that something will happen.
Fu Bi hurriedly stepped forward to be a peacemaker again, and arched his hand: "Master Xiao, how about some trivial things be revealed?" It was a quarrel between the entourage, so there was no need to hurt the harmony; In this way, I will be the east, and today I will hold a banquet on the top of my Bianliang restaurant, Fan Lou, and the warriors of your country can also go, how about not getting drunk? ”
Xiao Temo glared at Fu Bi and said, "You have a treat?" ”
Fu Bi said: "Exactly." ”
Xiao Temo said: "Then this little doll can apologize?" ”
Fu Bi frowned and said, "Deputy Envoy Su's apology will be forgiven, and it's not a big deal." ”
Xiao Temo shook his head and said: "That's not possible, the most important thing in my Khitan boy's life is reputation, whoever wants to insult our reputation, I will find this field when I lose my head; Asking this little doll deputy envoy to apologize is already extra face-saving, your banquet is your business, and the little doll is inevitable. ”
Fu Bi said unhappily: "Master Xiao, we are all ordered by the emperor to settle the dispute between the two countries, and Zun Jia is always entangled in these trivial things, so let's not talk about it." ”
Xiao Temo said angrily: "It's all said, it's not a trivial matter. If this matter is resolved, we can formally negotiate, otherwise there will be no negotiation. ”
Fu Bi spread his hands towards Su Jin, quite helpless, Su Jin smiled brightly on his face, handed Fu Bi a comforting look, and said with a smile: "Master Xiao, what if I don't apologize?" What can you do? ”
Xiao Temo was dumbfounded: "What? Don't you dare! You have angered my Da Liao warriors, don't think that your Song Kingdom is on guard, my Da Liao can't help you, openly insult us and others, this battle must be fought if you can't win, and you have to fight even more if you win. ”
Su Jin waved his hand and said: "Lord Xiao is also excited, it was a matter of quarrels, but you were raised to the height of military affairs, or not, I have a bit of a stubborn temper, so I told you." ”
Xiao Temo snorted, and proudly blocked the door with his hands, not even looking at Su Jin.
Su Jin pointed to the dozens of Liao soldiers inside and outside the door and said, "Lord Xiao keeps saying that this envoy has despised your warriors of Liao......"
"It's not underestimated, it's an insult, a complete insult!" Xiao Temo interjected.
Su Jin raised his hand to make a surrender: "Okay, it's up to you, is it an insult?" ”
"That's what it is, what do you mean by me?"
Su Jin was speechless, not wanting to entangle with him, and continued: "If it is really a warrior, then it is, if it is full of pus, then it is not an insult." ”
Xiao Temo's eyes slanted at Su Jin and said: "It seems that Xiaowa is suspicious of my Khitan man's bravery, so let's not brag, let's each pull someone from the entourage to try a few games, if my people lose, this matter will not be pursued, if my people win, you not only have to apologize, give the money, but also stand on the street and shout three times: The Daliao warriors are invincible in the world!" How is it? Do you dare? ”
Su Jin was just about to speak, Fu Bi hurriedly handed over his eyes to signal that Su Jin could not agree, if he really lost, it would be okay to pay for the gift and money, if he shouted this sentence three times on the street, Su Jin would be finished, and the emperor would not say it, it would be the courtiers and the people, and one person would drown Su Jin with a mouthful of spit.
Su Jin naturally understands this truth, but he just wants to frustrate the spirit of this man Xiao Temo, how can he back down if he can't ask for such an opportunity? If you admit it, you won't let this fool laugh at jokes to death, and this fool doesn't seem to have any quality, and he won't pay attention to the feelings of others at all, he must be left and right, and he will never give up if he doesn't step on himself in the mud.
"Good! Since Chief Envoy Xiao proposed this method, the envoy can't help but give you face, and we don't take winning or losing too seriously, just have fun. ”
"No, we must do what we say. Those who lose should shout that the warriors of Daliao are invincible in the world. ”
"Phew, if you lose, it's also called this sentence, isn't that cheaper for you."
"We'll get out of the story when we lose."
"Phew! You think it's easy, if we win, it will prove that your subordinates are not warriors but bad seeds, they need to stand in my Great Song Street Market and shout three times: All the warriors of the Liao Kingdom are bad seeds! ”
"Joke, how can we lose?" Xiao Temo rolled his eyes and said.
"There are unforeseen circumstances, and drinking cold water will stuff your teeth, maybe you will be unlucky today."
"You are unlucky, this morning the envoy burned incense and worshiped the Buddha, the Buddha blessed, will definitely defeat you."
Su Jin smiled and said, "We don't rely on the Buddha's help, we rely on ourselves." ”
Xiao Temo laughed and said: "Interesting, the little doll actually has a bit of courage, I hope you won't be so scared that you pee your pants after meeting my Da Liao warrior's methods." ”
The Liao people laughed wildly, as if they were winning.
Su Jin scolded with a smile: "The winner is the last laugh, I hope you can still laugh later." ”
Xiao Temo waved his hand and said: "The yard is not small, just right; Come on, move the tables, chairs and benches out, set up the field and fight. ”
Everyone rushed in, the Liao envoys moved the tables and chairs out, one south and one north set up four platforms, Xiao Temo and Liu Liufu sat in the north, Su Jin and Fu Bi sat in the south, the soldiers stood behind their respective adults, and a large blue brick open space with a radius of seven or eight zhang was vacant in the middle.
Fu Bi's face turned pale, licked his lips and leaned over and asked, "Brother Xian, are you really sure?" This is no joke. ”
Su Jin smiled: "No one is completely sure, but today you can't show weakness, step by step, step back, you can only fight." ”
Fu Bi said worriedly: "Hey, it can only be like this, in case you lose, the foolish brother will go to the street for you and shout those three times." ”
Su Jin glanced at Fu Bi with emotion and smiled: "Don't be so pessimistic, just say this before you fight, isn't this a long morale to destroy your own prestige?" As a master, you have to cheer up your brothers. ”
Fu Bi fixed his mind and nodded yes.
Xiao Temo sat on the opposite side with a big prick, looking at Su Jin and Fu Bi with a smile, Fu Bi's sad face just now was in his eyes, he was still a little worried, but when he saw Fu Bi's look, his heart was more certain than eating a scale.
"See if there is Deputy Envoy Liu? Look at the rich man, his face is white; Or does he know that it is powerful, this little doll Su Deputy Envoy does not know how to advance or retreat, the newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, and there will be a time for him to cry. ”
Liu Liufu nodded again and again, and said with a flattering smile: "Lord Xiao has a good strategy, which can not only kill their prestige, but also promote my great Liao's bravery, killing two birds with one stone; I am looking forward to the scene of the deputy envoy of the Soviet Union standing on the street and shouting praises to my Daliao warriors. ”
Xiao Temo laughed and said, "Wait and see the show." ”
After that, he got up and shouted to Su Jin: "Little doll, how can we compare?" Is it a wheel war, or a melee, or a solo fight? ”
Su Jin said with a smile: "Since we want to compare, we will be fair and friendly, first of all, we don't use the blade, the sword and gun are not long-sighted, if we really hurt people, it will be difficult to clean up." ”
Xiao Temo said with a smile: "Even if you know each other, my Da Liao scimitar is not comparable to your broken copper and iron, if you really want to use the blade, it seems that we are bullying people." ”
Liu Liufu laughed in a low voice on the side: "Do our Daliao warriors still use blades to hurt people?" This kid thinks he's taking advantage. ”
Su Jin borrowed and said: "The melee wheel battle is not enough, it seems unfair, in this way, wouldn't it be better for each of us to choose a few people to come out and fight fairly and reasonably one-on-one?" ”
Xiao Temo said with a smile: "It's okay, then there will be ten people on each side, catch and fight, and whoever wins the most games will win." ”
Su Jin originally wanted to say that there were five people each, and the four people of the dynasty here, Ma Han, Zhang Long, and Zhao Hu, were brought out casually, so they could win three games, and they would win in the total number of games.
"Ten rounds is too much, how about five rounds?" Su Jin said with a smile.
"Five rounds are too few, a fart is over, and the number of rounds is too small, how can it seem that my Daliao warriors are extraordinary? It's just ten rounds, can't you make up ten that you can play? "Shaw will also use the method of agitation, and sarcasm and ridicule are most effective on this occasion.
Su Jin thought for a while and said, "Okay, ten rounds will be ten rounds." After that, he turned to Zhao Hu and said, "Hurry up and ride to Yan's mansion and call the Niu Da Niu Er beside Miss Yan, I'm afraid that these people on hand are not suitable." ”
Zhao Hu hurriedly agreed, twisted his ass and ran out, Liu Liufu's eyes were sharp, and he hurriedly got up and shouted: "Deputy Envoy Su, it's not okay to call someone temporarily, let's say it's a fight between the entourage soldiers, you can ask someone to help, do I have to send someone back to Daliao to ask a master to help with the fist?" If you are afraid, admit defeat, and save yourself from embarrassment. ”
Xiao Temo also said in a straight voice: "You can't call people to come, it's okay to select ten people from the entourage and guards of the headquarters, and the little doll is not authentic." ”
Su Jin had no choice but to recall Zhao Hu, Zhao Hu glared and scolded: "Fuck you, you guys are not authentic, grandpa just wants to find a place to pee." ”