Chapter 592: Invulnerability to Master Xiao
Fu Bi saw that Su Jin froze with the other party in a few words, and thought that the envoy of the Liao State would immediately turn his face and brush his sleeves away, but although he saw that Liu Liufu's face was angry, he had no intention of leaving.
This shows that what Su Jin said on the road just now has come true, although the Liao people are here to provoke, but they are by no means here to make a move, and the army is just a pretense, used as a means of threat to gain the initiative in negotiations.
After Su Jin made such an indifferent fuss, he just poked at their weakness, and they couldn't go now, and they couldn't stay, which was very embarrassing.
Fu Bi is not stupid, what are you waiting for if you don't come to the round at the moment? Do you really want to force the other party's dog to jump off the wall in a hurry? It's really urgent, for the sake of face, the Liao people have to cross the border to loot and get angry, and then the people will be miserable, which is a big sin.
"What is this doing? Deputy Envoy Liu Mo went to his heart, my brother Su Xian is hard-tempered, and Song and Liao are good neighbors, so how can they be involved in the matter of swords and soldiers. Fu Bi stepped forward to persuade with a haha.
Then he turned his head to Su Jin and said, "Deputy Envoy Su, you are really, why do you say this in a good manner?" You are the host, Vice Envoy Liu is the guest, you take the initiative, go up and pull hands, everyone is a good friend. ”
Su Jin smiled and said: "Brother Fu is right, but it's not mine, I will apologize to Deputy Envoy Liu; Deputy Envoy Liu, my brother doesn't like what he says, and he makes you unhappy, so I can't accompany you here. ”
Fu Bi Su Jin sang and harmonized, and set up a comfortable step for Liu Liufu to let him step down; Liu Liufu hurriedly got off the donkey, although he knew that Su Jin's apology was insincere, and he couldn't care so much, he hugged his fists and said: "Deputy Envoy Su is polite, there is an old saying that if you don't fight, you don't know each other, let's not know each other if you don't fight, haha, haha." ”
Fu Bi and Su Jin also laughed, and the entourage around them were dumbfounded, just now they were two aggressive roosters, pinching each other happily, and the next moment they were already smiling at each other and became like brothers; These officials are really as rumored, they don't know what shame is, turning their faces is like turning a book, this scene is only described in one sentence, don't treat the officials as people, if you judge them with people's hearts, you will jump on the ground with your eyes and fall into eight petals.
"The two of you, please come inside, Master Xiao has been waiting in the inner hall for a long time, we have been talking outside for a long time, Lord Xiao is going to be in a hurry."
Liu Liufu's tone of voice was much softer, and the etiquette was much more polite, his first intimidation was unsuccessful, dealing with the two people in front of him, his heart suddenly had no bottom, he was full of confidence to come to the Song Dynasty to do errands, and he would definitely be able to blackmail a large number of favorable conditions, and whether the errand could be completed became a question mark, which gave a great blow to his confidence.
At present, he urgently needs to discuss with Xiao Temo, to find out the bottom of the Song people, whether they are really not afraid of the invasion of the army, and if he does not understand this, the subsequent negotiations will fall into passivity.
"Then let's go and visit Chief Envoy Xiao, please!"
"Please!"
Liu Liufu led Su Jin and the others to climb the steps and go inside, Wang Dynasty Mahan and others followed Su Jin and drilled in, and the Liao soldiers on both sides of the door stretched out their weapons to stop them, and shouted: "Demacia!" ”
Ma Han was stunned for a moment, although he didn't understand what Liao Bing was saying, but it was not a good thing to say, so he glared and replied: "What about your fucking Demacia, your grandmother's Demacia." ”
Liu Liufu hurriedly turned around and said, "This good man, he wants you to stop and stay outside." ”
Mahan shouted, "Why should I stay outside? We're the guards in charge of protecting the two adults, so stay outside, what if something happens to the two adults? ”
Liu Liufu smiled: "How could something happen?" I'm guarding here with nearly 100 Liao warriors, and nothing will happen. ”
Ma Han rolled his eyes and said: "Your Liao soldiers are amazing, look at their bird-like, all wearing bloomers, and they are empty like a harlequin, what can they do?" ”
Liu Liufu was rejected, and he was very unhappy, and said with a smile: "The envoy and the envoy Xiao brought their personal entourage, all of them are good hands selected from my Great Liao Army, and their skills are nothing, they can only stick some golden guns into their throats, split bluestones, and penetrate Yang in a hundred steps, but it is difficult to enter the eyes of people." ”
Liu Liufu's original intention was to promote and suppress, and deliberately said that these were superficial kung fu, but in fact, these were hard qigong, and the purpose was to deter this uninteresting little entourage.
Unexpectedly, after hearing this, Ma Han pointed at Liu Liufu's nose and laughed breathlessly, as if Liu Liufu's face was stuck with a piece of.
Liu Liufu's face couldn't hold back, and he said coldly: "What's so funny about this? ”
Ma Han covered his stomach hard and said: "Oh, my mother, I'm laughing to death, how can this group of Daliao warriors you selected only do these tricks on the streets of our Great Song Dynasty, dare to ask, will they break the big stone on their chest?" Hahaha. ”
As soon as Ma Han's words came out, he immediately provoked all the Song soldiers to laugh wildly, but they didn't think that this foolish man who was inseparable from Deputy Envoy Su was quite funny, and his words were very damaging.
Liu Liufu's face turned pale, and he pointed at Ma Han's nose and asked, "You, presumptuous!" The little one followed him personally, and he was so presumptuous. ”
Su Jin also covered his mouth and laughed, seeing that Liu Liufu couldn't hold his face, he hurriedly stepped forward and scolded: "You bastard, do you have a part in talking here?" What do you care about what the warriors of Daliao will do? People will be chest-...... Crushing a boulder in your chest, or will you do something with a nailboard naked? ”
Fu Bi covered his mouth and snickered, Su Jin added another envoy to others, or a nail board that is often performed by the rivers and lakes, this kid is not there to persuade the fight, but to pour oil on the volcano.
Ma Han shouted: "But they won't let me wait to go in, this can't be done, they don't worry about the protection of our Great Song Dynasty guards, and I don't worry about their ability." ”
As soon as Su Jin was about to speak, he heard someone coughing in the pavilion, and then a deep and deep voice said: "What a big breath, my Da Liao warrior is so unbearable in your mouth, I want to see it." ”
Everyone turned their heads in amazement, only to see the sound of footsteps on the side of the wall, and a tall figure appeared in front of everyone, this person was burly, and the size of the later generations was estimated to be more than 1.85 meters, with a dark face, a full face and a big beard, a pair of tiger eyes, shooting out two sharp lights.
Height is not the main reason why he gives people a sense of intimidation, the main reason is that his burly body is not only tall, but also strong. Visually, this person's arm is thicker than Su Jin's thigh.
Liu Liufu hurriedly stepped forward and bowed his hand and said, "Chief Envoy Xiao, why are you here, Xia Guan is about to bring two special envoys of the Song State to meet you." ”
Xiao Temo glanced at Liu Liufu and snorted: "I know, you witnessed others verbally insulting my Daliao warriors, why didn't you reprimand him?" It's really useless. ”
Liu Liufu's face changed color, he didn't dare to refute, he lowered his head and was silent.
Xiao Temo ignored him anymore, and glanced at Su Jin and Fu Bi in a blink of an eye: "Are these two the envoys sent by your country to negotiate with me?" ”
Fu Bi bowed his hand and said: "Exactly, I, Fu Bi, am a special envoy for plenipotentiary negotiations sent by the emperor, and this Lord Su Jinsu is the deputy envoy, so he is polite." ”
Xiao Temo casually hugged his fists, which was regarded as a return of courtesy, and said in a low voice: "You know the envoy, I saw it yesterday in your country, but this little doll envoy has never seen it, is he your deputy?" Don't you have no talent in Song Kingdom? It's ridiculous to send a little doll who has not dried up to talk about things. ”
Fu Bi said in his heart: "It's bad, dare to humiliate Su Jin like this in person, how can Su Jin take a break." ”
Sure enough, before Xiao Temo's words fell, Su Jin immediately stepped forward and said with a smile: "Is Lord Xiao the envoy?"
Xiao Temo snorted and said, "It's the envoy!" Little doll, how old are you this year? ”
Su Jin pretended to be immature and smiled: "Seventeen, is Lord Xiao seventy this year?" ”
Xiao Temo said angrily: "Phew! This year, when the envoy has just passed the year of his establishment, how can he be seventy years old; The little doll is talking nonsense, and there is no seventy at all when I look at the face of the envoy. ”
Su Jin said with a smile: "It turned out that you were only thirty, I saw that you have a lot of beard and eyebrows, and when you are too old to look good, just now I was worried that you would be unbearable if you came to my Great Song Dynasty to worship the emperor at the age of seventy. ”
Xiao Temo bullied Su Jin, like a mountaintop in front of Su Jin, lowered his head and glared at Su Jin, Su Jin was not afraid, raised his head and looked at him for a moment, the posture of the two was like a big black bear blind man facing a little white rabbit, no one would doubt that the black bear could fan the skinny Su Jin to the roof across the street with a slap.
"Hehehe, the little doll is really bold, no wonder your Emperor Song asked you to negotiate with the envoy." Xiao Temo's low laughter shook people's eardrums, and it was indescribably uncomfortable.
Su Jin also laughed and said: "It's not because I'm bold that the emperor asked me to be the deputy envoy for plenipotentiary negotiations, but for other reasons." ”
Xiao Temo asked interestingly, "What is the reason for that?" Do you have any other special skills? ”
Su Jin smiled: "I am useless, I am a person with no ability." ”
Xiao Temo was even more amused, and asked, "What is that for?" ”
Su Jin said with a smile: "Because the emperor said, the superior will treat the superior people, the inferior people will be treated by the inferior people, the smart people will be treated by the smart people, and the stupid people will be treated by the stupid people; I am inferior, but stupid and stupid, so I have been sent to receive you and negotiate with you. ”
Everyone burst into laughter, and everyone understood that Su Jin's words were turning to scold Xiao Temo for being stupid and inferior, but where did Xiao Temo turn this corner, but he laughed and said: "It's really stupid enough, and he actually admits that he is stupid, hahaha." ”
Su Jin was in a cold sweat, and said in his heart: You are paralyzed, it seems that barbarians are barbarians, Lao Tzu finally used Yan Zi to make Chu allusions to ridicule you, but he didn't expect that this was a pretty eye for the blind to see, and it was a waste of effort.