Chapter 852: Eight Livers and One Soup Trigger a "Blood War" (1 update)
Yue Feng returned to the headquarters, and Sima Qian greeted him and hugged him tightly, with infinite joy.
She sniffed vigorously and said suspiciously, "Hey, how can I smell a vixen?" This is not Niu Mulan's, she is still in Yushan. ”
Yue Feng knew that she was using "trickery", and said with a smile: "You're right, fox spirit, yes, what a beautiful one." I was so bewildered that I couldn't help myself. ”
Sima Qian glared at him and said angrily, "Say, who is it and where is it?" I'm going to kill her, I'm going to kill her. ”
Yue Feng smiled: "She is the most beautiful vixen, I am reluctant to kill her." Besides, you can't kill it. ”
Sima Qian drew her pistol: "In this world, except for you, I dare to kill anyone." No, I dare to kill you. Say, where is she. ”
Yue Feng stroked her hair: "This most beautiful vixen is far away in the sky, close in front of you." ”
Sima Qian was stunned: "What, I'm the fox spirit, the most beautiful?" Hmph, I'm the most beautiful, but not a fox. ”
She inserted the pistol back beautifully, touched her face, and asked Li Hu who came in in a hurry: "Li Hu, you tell you the truth, am I the most beautiful vixen, no, the most beautiful secretary general." ”
Li Hu was stunned, hesitated, and immediately said: "There is no doubt that among the secretary general of the 'Xiongqi League', you are the most beautiful, and there is no one. ”
Sima Qian snorted lightly: "You will tell the truth." ”
Yue Feng burst out laughing.
Sima Qian was stunned, came back to her senses, and said angrily: "There is only one secretary general of our regiment, who is beautiful if I am not beautiful?" ”
Li Hu dodged Sima Qian's kick, pulled out the telegram, and said, "Commander, a group of crazy people are here." ”
Yue Feng was stunned: "Crazy, still a group?" ”
He took the telegram and looked at it, and smiled: "Really." ”
Sima Qian tilted her head to look at Tong, and also smiled: "It's true!" ”
At this time, Li Huasheng walked in and was very unhappy.
Li Hu was puzzled: "Deputy Company Commander Li, weren't you promoted to company commander, why are you depressed?" ”
Li Huasheng said: "Regiment commander, I don't want to be the commander of the hospital guard company, I just want to follow you." ”
Yue Feng smiled and said, "Let me ask you, have you learned anything from me?" ”
Li Huasheng said loudly: "I have learned a lot, and it is better than reading a century-old book." ”
Yue Feng said seriously: "Apply what you have learned." The people around me have to be released one by one and make great contributions in different positions. It's too wasteful to just follow me. Don't talk about you, even Jinglong and others, you have to be released. ”
Li Huasheng understood, but asked uneasily: "Then what about your safety?" ”
Yue Feng patted him on the shoulder: "There are newcomers coming in, don't worry." In the future, I will leave the hospital to you, do a good job. ”
Li Huasheng respectfully gave a military salute and said loudly: "Thank you for the support of the regiment commander, I will definitely protect the hospital." ”
Sima Qian said: "Company Commander Li, you are equivalent to the student of the regiment commander, don't embarrass the company commander." Think about how to protect the hospital from the bottom of the water. ”
Li Huasheng said loudly: "Please rest assured, sister-in-law, people are in the hospital, and people are not in the hospital!" ”
Yue Feng shook his head: "You must not sacrifice lightly. To protect hospitals, wisdom first, courage second, must be flexible. “
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In the canteen of the "Xiongqi Group", a group of cultural people are eating.
This is not an ordinary cultural person, the vast majority of them are domestic bulls, surnamed Hu, surnamed Liang, surnamed Chen, surnamed Yu, surnamed Ba, surnamed Guo and other fifty people.
There are ten women, one of whom is not a "big cow", but a newly emerging female author, surnamed Zhang, the granddaughter of Li Hongzhang, a heavy minister in the late Qing Dynasty.
Later, she was famous for writing about love, and "Love in a Fallen City" came from her pen.
At this time, she was only seventeen years old.
It was because she was young, energetic, and imaginative that she joined the writing reform and became a secretary and acted as a "catalyst".
The others, every one of them brought out, were thunderous bulls.
Zhang Shu pointed to a table of dishes with interest and said, "Look, this table of dishes is really very strange, there must be some meaning." Big brother, what do you see? ”
Hu "Da Niu" looked at the dishes carefully and said: "Colonel Huguo is the strongest person in the cultural circles, and the dishes that entertain us are naturally profound, different from the ordinary, and thought-provoking. Brother Yin Ke, what do you see? ”
Chen "Da Niu" looked left and right, and said with a smile: "Intriguing and meaningful!" Brother Jin Xian, what do you see? ”
Ba "Big Niu" swallowed his saliva: "It is intriguing to chew, it must be of far-reaching significance." ”
It's a sumptuous table.
First of all, the soup: pork liver, wolfberry and red date soup.
Then there are the dishes: pork liver with sauce mixed with spinach, stir-fried pork liver with celery, stir-fried pork liver with cucumber, braised pork liver, stir-fried pork liver with leeks and bean sprouts......
Wait, eight dishes and one soup, no, it's "eight livers and one soup".
Liang "Da Niu" pondered hard: "Everyone, everyone, entertaining guests, has never used the same thing. This must be a test for the Colonel Protector to see if we are worthy of being a member of the Writing Reform Commission. If you can't guess the mystery, you will definitely be looked down upon by the colonel. Everyone, everyone, even if you break your scalp, you have to figure out the key, otherwise, you can't afford to lose this person. ”
Guo "Da Niu" praised: "Brother Shuming, you are right, you must guess the mystery, otherwise, you have to find a hole to drill down." Brother Duff, you speak first. ”
Yue Feng and Sima Qian walked outside the door early and heard the "big cows" talking about the meaning of pork liver.
Sima Qian covered her mouth and smiled.
Hehe, how can it be meaningful, the bulls think too much.
Yue Feng was very curious and pricked up his ears to listen.
Yu "Da Niu" thought about it hard, and he didn't know the essentials for a while, so he had to say: "I myself am the most supportive of writing reform." Don't say anything else, my surname is the word 'Yu', the traditional '鬱', a total of 29 paintings, simplified is eight paintings, the world is different, brothers and sisters. Every time I write 'depressed', I'm very melancholy! ”
Thinking of the depression I usually write, I really burst into tears!
The big cows laughed.
Although author Zhang is a woman, she does things simply, she said: "The little woman is not talented, she is ugly first, and she throws bricks and leads jade!" Everyone sees, eight dishes and one soup are liver, and the meaning should be 'liver and gallbladder care', that is, whether it is the text reform or the War of Resistance Against Japan, we must treat each other with liver and gall. ”
After a pause, she was still unsatisfied, and said, "How can it be regarded as a heart-to-heart relationship?" That is to say, between comrades and soldiers, there are relatives such as lovers, lovers, and lovers! ”
She writes about love, so she naturally thinks in that direction.
Hu "Da Niu" shook his head: "No, the colonel who protects the country is a hero who stands up to the sky, how can he be a lover of children." The metaphor is inappropriate, inappropriate! ”
Chen "Da Niu" said: "In my opinion, Colonel Huguo is saying that now the mountains and rivers are broken, and his liver and intestines are broken, and he summons us to be loyal to the liver and courage, and we must not have any other heart and liver to sabotage the plan of the War of Resistance." ”
Guo "Da Niu" laughed and said, "You think too much. What is this dish used for, we entertain us literati, with a very simple intention, that is, between 'splendid liver sausages', which means to praise us for 'full of poetry'. Hmph, I don't understand it so simply, and if you laugh to death, you will definitely make Colonel Huguo despise. ”
Liang "Da Niu" shook his head frequently: "Brother Mo Ruoxian, it's not so simple, it's not that simple." ”
Guo "Da Niu" was unconvinced: "Brother Seming, what do you think?" ”
Liang "Da Niu" stood up, kept pointing to the dishes, and expressed his opinions endlessly.
"You see, each dish is very finely made, full of color, flavor, and meticulously carved. I think of the intention of our trip, which is for the reform of words, so the meaning of these dishes is 'liver and kidney', which means painstaking pondering. Text reform, that's exactly what it is! ”
There was immediate opposition.
Opponents are against!
Opponents of opponents are again opposed!
The more noisy it became, the more intense it became, and in the end, he actually started to move, like a group of crazy people, you splash me with soup, I throw your liver, and I am very happy!
The only one who is safe and sound is the author Zhang.
She is a woman, and she is a girl, of course, she has to pretend to be Sven.
Other men, abide by the adage that good men don't fight women.
It's a pity that she forgot an idiom, "the disaster of the pond fish".
I don't know which big cow missed and threw a bowl of soup on her pretty face.
Fortunately, they studied for a long time, and the vegetables and soup were cold and not hot.
Zhang was furious, opened his bow left and right, grabbed two chili peppers and fried pork liver and was about to throw it out, but thinking that he was a lady, he had to hold back his anger and stuff the pork liver into his mouth.
Sima Qian couldn't help it, and shouted loudly: "Colonel Huguo has arrived!" ”
The literati were taken aback, you look at me, I look at you.
There is no doubt that everyone is "dirty" and embarrassed at the same time.
Suddenly, they all made the same move, burrowed under the table, grabbed the tablecloth, and wiped their faces desperately.
In front of the chairman of the Writing Reform Committee, I can't afford to lose that person!
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