Yue Feng straightened his big sunglasses, smiled, and walked in.

Sima Qian followed him closely, not leaving a step, and said loudly: "Tie Tianzhu, chairman of the Character Reform Committee and Sima Qian, general secretary general of the Character Reform, has arrived. ”

The cultural bull embarrassedly got out from under the table, subconsciously wiped his face with his hands, stroked his hair, and at the same time, looked at Yue Feng curiously.

In their eyes, Yue Feng was too young to look good, not like the chairman of the Writing Reform Committee at all, but like a fledgling general.

actually became a hero of the Anti-Japanese War!

He also became the chairman of the Writing Reform Committee!

It's not a genius, it's a ghost!

Yue Feng did not salute the army, but clasped his fists: "All the great literati, great writers, and expert authorities, you are polite in the Tietianzhu." ”

The "big bulls" hurriedly returned the salute: "Meet the Colonel Protector and meet the chairman." ”

Sima Qian said: "And what about the secretary general? ”

The "big bulls" ignored him, nostrils up, and snorted.

The Secretary-General became a deserter from the text reform, much to their disdain.

Sima Qian smiled secretly, at the beginning, these literati, in order to snatch the right to reform the text, also fought hard, she couldn't stop it, so she had to escape.

Yue Feng knew it and said with a smile: "Everyone, it's too chaotic here, change places." We continued, of course, having to take a shower and change clothes. ”

Hu "Da Niu" and others hugged their fists to apologize: "Ashamed, ashamed, rude, rude!" ”

Yue Feng laughed: "This incident is enough to prove that you are people of temperament, Wu Song among literati, and it is in line with the taste of this chairman." ”

All the writers thought: You are a military general, so you naturally like martial arts, but we are literati, and martial arts are jokes. However, 'man of temperament', that's too good.

Author Zhang was embarrassed: "We didn't bring a change of clothes, because we didn't expect ......"

Sima Qian said: "In the army, there is no civilian clothes, even me, I have to wear military uniforms." ”

Yue Feng had an idea and asked, "You haven't worn a military uniform before, right?" ”

All the literati shook their heads together, secretly thinking: We are all literati, and we wear military uniforms indecently.

Yue Feng said with a smile: "Do you want to wear a military uniform and try what it feels like to be a soldier?" ”

Yu "Da Niu" was in high spirits and was very interested, and said: "Exactly, exactly, put on a military uniform, increase masculinity, and be more masculine." ”

The literati secretly thought: No matter what, literati just want to experience life.

Seeing that everyone nodded, Yue Feng came up with an idea, and said: "After you go back, you can write prose, writing, writing poems, etc., in any genre, and the topic may as well be 'I put on a military uniform for the first time'." I will send the manuscript fee, 100 yuan per person. ”

Everyone was very happy, a hundred oceans, a super high manuscript fee!

Just as everyone was about to leave, Hu "Da Niu" shouted "slow".

He pointed to the pork liver in a place and asked, "Colonel Huguo, eight dishes and one soup, all of them are pork liver, what does this mean?" ”

Sima Qian covered her mouth and laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist.

In fact, the reason is very simple, the other dishes of "Xiongqituan" are used up, and only the pork liver is left, and the chef thinks: We have a fear of pork liver, but the literati are useless.

So, I played at the highest level and made "eight livers and one soup".

The literati's eyes were blazing, glaring at Yue Feng, and they all looked forward to Yue Feng saying that he was ugly.

Yue Feng secretly thought: These "big bulls" have different opinions because of the pork liver, and they fight hard, no matter what kind of result I say, they will not be pleased. If you don't say it, you can't do it, if you say it, you will offend some people, and if you don't say it, you will offend all of them.

Suddenly, he had an idea and said, "The secret of heaven cannot be leaked, but it can be revealed." Everyone is a smart person, and it's not interesting to say it directly. Why don't you guess a dumb riddle? ”

When you listen to it, dumb riddles, we're good at this.

"Colonel Protector, please speak."

"We can guess all the riddles."

"If we can't guess, no one can."

Yue Feng was serious, pointing to the sky with one hand and the ground with the other, and then clenched his fist and slammed forward!

This set of actions is smooth and very chic.

When the literati looked at it, they were ignorant, and they lowered their heads and wondered: What does this mean, it seems to be very interesting. It's just, it's too hard, what does it mean exactly? However, the chairman's things, the difficulty is right, and the non-difficult is wrong.

Yue Feng and Sima Qian said "please" and led the literati out.

Sima Qian asked quietly: "Sect Master Yue, what is the solution to the dumb riddle?" ”

Yue Feng couldn't help laughing and whispered, "It's boring, just do it." ”

Sima Qian was stunned: "How can you fool the great literati?" ”

Yue Feng smiled: "What is a literati?" is good at talking about meaningless things. Wait, these fifty people must have fifty interpretations, each of which is the Tao. ”

Sima Qian pinched him: "You are so bad." ”

Yue Feng was pained and laughed loudly: "Men are not bad, women are not loved." ”

Author Zhang happened to walk behind him, and when he heard this, he was shocked, and couldn't help but think: "Men are not bad, women are not loved!" Wonderful, wonderful, so wonderful, deep into the bone marrow! ”

She writes about love, and after getting this sentence, she is like an initiation.

A lot of love is actually written around this sentence.

Yue Feng looked at Author Zhang and said, "The copyright of this sentence is mine, if you want to use it, you have to buy it." ”

Zhang Shuzhu smiled and asked: "How much do I have?" ”

Yue Feng sighed and said, "I don't want the money, but you have to promise me one thing." ”

Zhang was surprised and said, "Please speak." ”

Yue Feng whispered: "Don't associate with Hu Lancheng and Lai Ya. ”

Hu Lancheng was Zhang's first husband and a well-known traitor.

Lai Ya is a native of the United States, and there is a twenty-nine age difference between Zhang and Zhang. This guy is talented, but his character is not good, and he is willing to get married only if he has a miscarriage, and later suffered several strokes in a row, which hurt Zhang's author.

It's strange to say, author Zhang is good at love, but he has a very poor vision for men, and love is very unsatisfactory. Later, he died in the apartment of the United States, and was found a week later, which was unbearable.

Fate, often the more people who can write about love, the more miserable the love.

Author Zhang was puzzled: "Who are Hu Lancheng and Lai Ya, I don't know them." ”

Yue Feng whispered: "Remember, don't try to get to know them, let alone associate with them, listen to me." ”

Zhang Shu smiled: "I will definitely listen to you." Then, the copyright of 'men are not bad, women are not loved' belongs to me. ”

Yue Feng nodded: "As you wish." ”

Author Zhang was a little confused and asked, "You, won't you be a god stick?" ”

Yue Feng smiled: "Please remove the word 'stick'." ”

Zhang Shu blinked: "So, you are a 'god'?" ”

Yue Feng secretly thought: In order to save you, I will act as a "magic stick" once. Your love is really miserable, I can't bear it!

He nodded heavily: "Yes, I am God!" Miss Ailing, you must listen to God! ”

Author Zhang laughed: "I'm sorry, I'm an atheist. However, those two people, what are the names of Hu Lancheng and Lai Ya, I will stay away. ”

Yue Feng saw the disapproval in the beautiful girl's heart, warned again, and added the flavor of intimidation: "If you don't listen to God's words, you will suffer three lives and three lives!" ”

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