A group of warblers and swallows floated over like butterflies, and their incense-spraying bodies fell into the arms of several guys at once, allowing Yun Xiaopo to find some of the KTV feelings in the later life. Everyone has infinite style and princess figure----- Princess Taiping, Yun Xiao touched it dishonestly, and suddenly reminded him of half a pork rib hanging in the kitchen. The strong feeling made Yun Xiao suddenly lose the courage to go up and down, and looked at those bastards in vain.

Could it be that the nobles of the Han Dynasty like Lori, so why don't you find a childlike face like Teacher Cang? On the body bones of this firewood girl, Yun Xiao carefully asked the ** called Wan Niang in his arms, "How old are you?"

"The slave family is twelve years old this year"

Damn, all of them will come out after graduating from elementary school.

The helpless Yun Xiao stroked his forehead, facing this fourth-grade stunner of primary school, he really felt like water. The mind of modern people, the skin of ancient people. In the final analysis, it is still not completely integrated into this feudal society.

The bastards of the Liu family are obviously not picky eaters, especially Liu Cheng, who is holding a loli who looks like a junior high school student, but he still holds Chunhua's hand. Just like at the dinner table just now, eating from the bowl and thinking about the plate.

The maids shuttled through the dishes, all of which were legendary Yun family delicacies.

Although Yun Xiao was fully mentally prepared, the head chef of the Yun family still surprised Yun Xiao. The buns are well done, and even the meat filling is forged with a mallet, which has been studied, and I have to say that this benevolent brother still put his mind into it. But who has ever seen a whole meatball, even a bun with green onions?

The braised pork has become stewed pork with only salt, and the sweet and sour pork ribs have become sugar stewed pork ribs, which is not bad, at least the sugar is the rock sugar of the Yun family, and there is no black icing, which is a big step forward and should be encouraged. The most outrageous is mapo tofu, which is actually stewed tofu and sprinkled with a layer of sesame seeds on top. It is also accompanied by a duck paw, which is said to be eaten with duck paws.

Yun Xiao is basically speechless, this brother is really creative, he must meet such a wise brother.

"Please invite the spring flower girl to invite the chef to meet, I really want to meet the chef of the Yun family after seeing this Yun family's food."

"For such a cook to make such a good meal, you must be rewarded."

Liu San looked at Yun Xiao with a wink, and said.

A few of them had just eaten these things in the Yun family, and they didn't know that the so-called Yun family delicacies on the table were real cottages, and they were copycat products with poor workmanship.

"Hey, the fat man let go of Chunhua and asked her to call someone. General Ben also wanted to meet the chef. ”

Liu Da was awarded the title of General Yingyang, and when he opened his mouth and closed his mouth, he was the general.

"The slave family will go to find that guy, ladies and gentlemen, wait a minute."

Chunhua finally broke free from Liu Cheng's clutches and floated downstairs.

Shaoqing, Chunhua led a person up the stairs. To the surprise of Yun Xiao and the Liu brothers, this guy was actually a thin boy of fifteen or sixteen years old who was about the same age as Yun Xiao.

"What do you call this chef for his good craft?"

Liu Da held a duck paw in his mouth and asked playfully.

"In Xia Dongfangshuo, thank you for your love."

"Poof"

Yun Xiao, who had just taken a sip of tea, immediately squirted out the tea in his mouth, and Wan Niang beside him hurriedly combed Yun Xiao's back, coughing for a while before Yun Xiao eased up.

Oh, celebrities through the ages. This is Dongfang Shuo, who is known for his wit? How the fuck could he be a cook? Or an extremely fucking unqualified cook. Didn't say it, the most important thing when meeting such a guy is to knock off his jaw first and shut him up. Without this clever mouth, look at how witty he is.

"It turned out to be the famous Dongfang Shuo. Please come and sit down. ”

Yun Xiao patted the position beside him.

Dongfang Shuo broke his head and didn't figure out how famous he was. Seeing that the noble man warmly invited him to sit down, he walked over cautiously.

"Boom"

A copper wine jug slammed into Dongfang Shuo's chin, and he had to knock his chin off first, it was said that this was a guy who could tell the dead to live.

When the brothers of the Liu family saw Yun Xiao making a move, they immediately swarmed over. The big-footed girl kicked Dongfang Shuo lying on the ground without hesitation. After only a while, Dongfang Shuo's body was full of footprints. Chunhua cried beside her father and called her mother, and kept kowtowing and begging.

"Do you know why I hit you?"

A few people stopped when they were tired of fighting, and Yun Xiao asked while gasping.

Dongfang Shuo shook his head blankly, this thing was actually able to get up except for being knocked off by Yun Xiao's pot. And except for the fact that the hair is a little scattered, it doesn't seem to be injured. This made the five big men very faceless, so they launched a new round of beatings.

This time the beating was very successful, and all five big men returned to their seats to regain their breath. Yun Xiao didn't speak twice in a row, pointing at Dongfang Shuo, who had fluffy hair, and couldn't speak. The girls next to them were wiping their faces and feeding water, and they were very busy.

Yun Xiao took a sip of tea, pointed to Dongfang Shuo, who was lying on the ground and pretending to be a dead dog, and said: "I won't beat you in vain, today Lao Tzu will teach you to be a good person, and then learn some skills in the future and then pretend to be the head chef of the Yun family to deceive people." ”

"How did the noble man know about this liar, the slave family thinks that the food he makes tastes good, especially this bun, many adults come and say it is authentic."

Chunhua knelt aside, distinguishing Dongfang Shuo. This made Yun Xiao very suspicious of whether the two of them had an adulterous relationship.

"Lao Tzu is Yunhou. There has never been such a chef in my family, who made the food so unpalatable and pretended to be Lao Tzu's cook. Yun Xiao picked up a copper kettle on the desk and threw it over, this guy is indeed witty, seeing that the fake Li Ghost met the real Li Kui, he rolled his eyes and began to pretend to be unconscious. The angry Yunxiao almost didn't go away, Lao Tzu smashed your feet and you were unconscious.

Chunhua's wit was not under Dongfang Shuo, and she immediately called someone to carry Dongfang Shuo, who was pretending to be a dead dog, down.

Chunhua couldn't stop apologizing, and was busy replacing the so-called Yunjia delicacies with new melons and fruits.

The girls also cooperated with the spring flowers, and they were cute in the arms of several gentlemen, and after a while, the atmosphere was reactivated. Only Yun Xiao is still not interested in the underage girls around him.

Seeing this, Chunhua picked up a copper hammer and rang a bronze bell at the door, and soon a group of warblers and warblers rushed in, and several ** suddenly straightened their eyes, because these new warblers and warblers Yanyan's clothes can be worn as much as they can.

Liu Er, who was the most tasteless, was already drooling, and Yun Xiao looked at the other Liu brothers who were also obsessed.

Just walk the flower street, and almost every field in Dongguan in later generations has it. What's all the fuss about, uh, is it also part of traditional culture?

The beauties who walked behind conjured up a few musical instruments like magic and knelt at the door.

The six dancers in the middle, dressed in gold busts and gold accessories, walked around, and by the time they reached the desk, they had already formed a triangular dance formation.

A pipa pierced the clouds and cracked stones, followed by the ensemble of piano and flute. The song is high-pitched and melodious, which makes people feel a sense of spiritual shock.

Joining the music, the six dancers began to twist their waists. The golden ornaments on his head glittered in the candlelight, the rattle on his bare feet jingled, and the golden bust on his body couldn't open his eyes. A few fairies like nine heavens are doing all kinds of beautiful dances. Between twisting the waist and swinging the hips, the dance array changes in an instant. The dancers' golden busts fell to the ground, revealing a bandeau covered only by a touch of white silk.

The eyes were full of snow-white thighs, green jade arms, and golden bells tied to the ankles of **. Each swing makes a heart-wrenching intoxicating sound. With the tactfulness of playing the beautiful music, several dancers writhed more and more intensely, and the bell sound had sounded to the extreme like a storm, and there was nothing else in everyone's eyes.

Could it be that this is the dance of the big man? It's too ecstatic, this is much stronger than Dongguan in later generations. Yun Xiao looked at the obsession on his face, and he couldn't stand such a **** after being nurtured by Teacher Cang and Teacher Ozawa.

Several ** people were already stunned, the apple in Liu Da's hand had fallen to the ground, and a big mouth was still biting. Liu San, who is the most unlucky, has a long nosebleed, and only Liu Cheng is the most calm, and from time to time he peeks at others with his eyes.

The sound of the ensemble stops suddenly, as if the storm had suddenly stopped. Several dancers prostrated themselves on the ground, and their backs kept moving up and down, showing that the dance just now was actually extremely physical.

Yun Xiao took out the money bag from his arms, and a handful of gold leaves were raised. For a while, the golden light in the field was beautiful. The brothers of the Liu family also took out their belongings from their arms and threw them into the arena, and Liu Er was the most bold and almost hit a dancer with a large piece of gold cake.

Haruka immediately smiled with no teeth, this is a real high roller. After a song and dance, you get so much gold, you must know that this is real gold, not indiscriminate brass. Receive such a high roller once, and you can eat and wear for a month without worry.

The dancers picked up their clothes and left the stage.

An old man in white with a white beard and white hair walked in with a charred black guqin in his arms, and sat in the corner of the room after bowing his hand. The black guqin contrasted strongly with the snow-white clothes, and the boy who followed him in lit a breath of incense and retreated.

The old man stroked the piano with his hand, and the clear sound of the piano suddenly sounded.

The mountains and rivers are quiet, but the spring water is murmuring, it is suspected that it is 108,000 miles away, the Moon Palace Chang'e strokes the qin, and the bright music brings people into the realm of immortals. The rhythm is sometimes slow and sometimes rapid, ups and downs, endless, and the aftertaste is timeless, like a light cloud falling from the sky, when the atmosphere will embrace it, but the friction is lost, and it only turns into bits and pieces, but they steal the seven colors of sunlight, are decorated with great beauty, and stumble back and forth to melt the last trace of its beauty.

The dragon king asks for a collection, and the collection of more than 100,000 words is less than five hundred. Please, everyone, take three or five seconds to read the book, raise your claws and click to join the bookshelf, thank you, thank you.