Liu Lang's brows couldn't help but twist, and he looked at the forest over there unhappily.

There was a team of at least thirty people in the forest more than twenty meters away, and of course Liu Lang knew. But in this midsummer season, it is normal to go to the forest to rest when you are tired of walking on the road, and Liu Lang treats them as air and is too lazy to care.

But when he and his fiancée were making a love affair in honey, these guys came to make a kick, which made people not think so well. Do they think they're big black? The big black is obviously very rhythmic! In the parlance of eighty years later, it was called rap.

"Oh, a melon baby, you still don't want to say a few words, what's the matter! What do you want to do with a frown, look at your sloppy appearance, it's still very crooked! You know what the old men do! A guy in a black military uniform, with most of his chest exposed, combed his big parted hair, and carried a box cannon on his shoulder, walked out of the forest, stood in the middle of the road with a big thorn, and said in a thick Sichuan accent.

Liu Lang couldn't help laughing dumbly, and after a long time, he was the ruffians of the Sichuan army. These guys Liu Lang has encountered many times in the past year or so, what does military discipline say? That can only be described in one bad word.

This also has a lot to do with the constant fighting of warlords in Sichuan Province, in order to keep their own territory or continue to expand their territory, the warlords are desperately expanding their strength. They understand that if someone has a gun, they have everything.

The unselective conscription of troops has certainly increased the number of their troops, and at the peak, the total strength of the major warlords in Sichuan was as high as more than 400,000. At that time, Sichuan Province, which accounted for one-eighth of China's total population of more than 50 million people, was not imaginary.

However, the evil consequence of this kind of conscription is that the military discipline is extremely poor, especially when the vast majority of them still like to smoke a lot, and it is not for nothing that the Sichuan soldiers, known as the double-gun army, went out of Sichuan to resist Japan with a patriotic heart but were not treated by most warlords.

Just look at the person in front of you and you can imagine, with such a comrade-in-arms to fight devils, before you have even understood their will to fight, you dare to hand over your own body to them? I'm afraid everyone will have concerns!

If Liu Lang didn't know that these guys who seemed to be second-rate people were shockingly heroic in the extremely difficult War of Resistance Against Japan, and they would come to a "cannon brother, don't pull the band" at every turn, and the little devils would have been wiped out to the end and would not retreat, he would definitely not want to become comrades-in-arms with them.

The truth that I would rather have god-like opponents than pig-like teammates applies to any era. Fortunately, the Sichuan military proved that they are good teammates with practical actions.

But these are not things that Liu Lang can change now, that is Liu Xiang's business, and he is helpless to do this gang of ruffians now.

However, seeing that these ruffian soldiers in Sichuan had shown the integrity of the Chinese nation on the battlefield of resistance against Japan in the future, Liu Lang didn't bother to bother with this goods, raised his eyes and looked at it, and didn't intend to pay attention to him at all.

"Go" slapped the big black buttocks, and was ready to leave with Ji Yanxue, who was still smiling and groaning, and Xiong Si, who was still observing the situation with a wink.

"Hey, a melon baby, you wait." The soldier raised his eyebrows and watched Liu Lang get closer and closer to him, looking cowering and unwilling to cause trouble, and even more proud, pointing to Liu Lang as if Lao Tzu was an uncle, and he couldn't leave if you wanted to.

"What do you want to do?" Seeing that he was being targeted, Liu Lang stopped and said in the tone of an ordinary Sichuan person.

At least this ruffian hasn't done anything to rob the road, and Liu Lang didn't beat him to the point that he didn't know what he meant. Pretending to be forced in front of a group of ruffians, Liu Tuanzuo really didn't have that interest.

"Don't do anything, just listen to your pot and have some meaning, and sing a few words to make the brothers happy again, you don't have to be fierce with Lao Tzu! The sun is so big, I'm very annoyed, hurry up. The ruffian smiled and beckoned into the woods.

A group of guys dressed in military uniforms came out of the forest one after another, some sat under the tree, some leaned against the tree, laughed and took out their cigarette guns to swallow the clouds and spit, and looked back and forth at Liu Lang and Ji Yanxue, including Xiong Si, who was hiding behind the yelling donkey and poked his head out to look at the crowd.

Of course, most of the eyes are on Ji Yanxue, a big beauty.

This is normal, if it were Liu Lang, he wouldn't look at men and bears or donkeys, he had to look at beautiful women!

"I want to listen to the pot, Kuoyi, do you have this?" Liu Lang smiled slightly, and made a gesture to the leader who looked at the rank at least a platoon commander to count the money.

"What do you mean?" The platoon commander was slightly stunned.

Liu Lang's neither humble nor arrogant style was obviously a bit surprising to him.

"Cauldron, he's asking you for money." One soldier was very busy explaining to his commander, who was obviously slow to react.

"You are an immortal, I don't know yet, I want you to talk about it." The platoon commander of the soldier turned red, almost didn't have a mouth to fan the face of his mouthy subordinates, turned his head and glared at the round eyes, and patted the shell gun on his waist: "Your head is very cocked, ask Lao Tzu for money?" See what this is! Do you say you want money or death? ”

Originally, I was unhappy to look at the obviously unworthy combination of a man and a woman and wanted to be ashamed of the fat man and have fun, so I knew that this thing was a treasure, and I was not afraid that there would be many of them, and I didn't even seem to know if they were soldiers or soldiers with guns. This somewhat made the ruffian platoon commander a little unable to pull his face, so naturally he had to make the fat man soft.

This is still the result of Liu Xiang's vigorous reorganization of the army for more than half a year, if Sichuan was not unified before, and the table tennis between the warlords was lively, these soldiers might have hung up and beaten this bold melon baby in front of them, and even the beautiful girl and donkey were snatched away. As for the future national treasure, it is natural to peel the skin and eat roast bear meat.

As long as there is a dispute and there is no unified order, the first place on the list of unlucky people will always be ordinary people. The incomparably chaotic Zhongdong in the future used the bloody reality to teach many Chinese people who are accustomed to singing and dancing a very vivid lesson, so that they can understand this truth.

Peace and stability are what ordinary people need most.

"Cauldron, you're going to hunt birds!" Liu Lang said hesitantly.

In a word, he almost didn't anger the ruffian platoon commander who was full of the feeling of a big brother with a gun.

"You are an immortal, you are deliberately teasing Lao Tzu! Gun, this is a gun, and that beautiful girl will become a widow with one shot! Don't pretend to be foolish with Lao Tzu, today you have to sing and sing, and if you don't sing, you have to sing, so that Lao Tzu and the brothers are not satisfied, you don't want to go from here, Lao Tzu will tell you. ”

"Lao Tzu is not a singer, why do you have a gun! Brother Pao brother does not pull the belt, has the ability, and fights at Lao Tzu here. Liu Lang looked like a stunned young man in Sichuan Province in Ji Yanxue's sullen smile.

This gave a bunch of ruffians a headache.

They really didn't dare to do anything to Liu Lang, even in this deserted wilderness. It's not that I'm afraid of Liu Lang, but that their commander has been strict with military discipline recently, and the one who hit him with the muzzle of the gun was not one or two shots? Especially at this time of time, you can't just fire a gun, as soon as the gun goes off, at least one battalion in the vicinity will surround it.

But Brother Pao's family, not only can't pull the belt, but also can't lose face. If he was frightened away by such a stunned young man and spread the word, the brothers in his platoon would not want to raise their heads in front of others.

It just so happened that Xiong Si, who had a cute image, poked his head out and met the eyes of the ruffian platoon commander, and the ruffian platoon commander's eyes rolled, "Wow!" Lao Tzu said that this flower-faced bear is so familiar! It turned out to be the division commander and his old man. Brothers, take this flower-faced bear to Lao Tzu and send it back to the division commander. ”

A group of soldiers and ruffians secretly praised themselves in their hearts for the intelligence of this small platoon commander, who in the whole division does not know that the division commander has a hobby of collecting rare beasts? Robbed the flower-faced bear, not only can you hit the stunned green, but also please the division commander by the way, even if it is passed out to the division commander, his old man is estimated to be not too surprised for the sake of the flower-faced bear.

Besides, the flower-faced bear is a wild thing, who said that hiding behind him is his?

Looking at the few big men who viciously rushed over to catch Xiong Si, Liu Lang not only unexpectedly did not resist, but instead let his body go, so that Xiong Si, who was still unclear about the situation, directly faced this crisis by himself.

Xiong Si was still blinking his little eyes, probably thinking about what was going on with his big head.

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