Chapter 805: Kung Fu Panda (Seventh Update)
Seeing that Liu Lang took the initiative to dodge, and even shouted that the donkey took the initiative to hide away with the beautiful girl, several soldiers and ruffians all laughed.
The panda will be a national treasure in the future, but in this era, there are still a considerable number of Sichuan people who have seen it, in addition to the precious fur, this taste is also delicious. Don't be surprised, everything is rare and precious, and the panda, known as the flower-faced bear, is the food here, whether it's a hunter or everyone who likes to eat bear meat.
Of course, a few ruffians knew, judging from the size, the flower-faced bear in front of them was still a small bear, if it was an adult big guy, they wouldn't dare to pounce with their bare hands, the claws and teeth of the flower-faced bear were very sharp.
For Xiong Si, who was still a little confused, when he saw these humans laughing, he immediately understood that he was here to play with it! In the Independent Regiment, the soldiers have wrestled with it like this, and Xiong Si is already familiar with this routine.
If you win, you will have buns to eat.
At that moment, Xiong Si, who had a dream of food, waved his bear paw and preemptively pounced, but quietly received the sharp claw tips into the fat bear paws. Otherwise, if the slap goes up, half a catty of meat will be gone.
This is really not, there are even wild boars in the food chain of giant pandas.
In the laughter of the soldiers, Xiong Si bravely rushed into the encirclement of several big men who suddenly became the target of the attack.
The furious panda wasn't the cute fat guy he usually saw, even though it had put away his fangs and claws. A gust of wind has already proved its potential as a beast of prey.
I saw Xiong Si shrink his neck, and his fat body like a ball slammed into it, and the leading ruffian platoon commander was directly knocked to the ground, not to mention, Xiong Si's fat ass was still sitting on his face, and he almost fainted.
I wasn't stunned by sitting down, but by the smell of the bear's buttocks.
It's even more dizzy. He was a dignified platoon leader, and the commander who commanded the thirty men and horses under his command was insulted by a flower-faced bear, and he still used his butt.
Liu Lang couldn't help but be happy. Xiong Si's trick is called a jack pendant, and it is specially developed by a few good special forces according to its body characteristics, and after teaching it a few times, this thing has actually been learned. Of course, they didn't think about letting Xiong Si fight with anyone, but let him teach a lesson to the recruits who were so idle that they always liked to wrestle with Xiong Si.
Since Xiong Si developed this move, there are not a few recruits of the Independent Regiment who have been insulted by its buttocks. Don't look at Xiong Si as a minor, but the power it burst out has also seen after Liu Lang returned, and it is definitely far greater than that of an ordinary adult. If it weighs 100 kilograms at the age of three, it will definitely be the top three strongmen in the independent regiment, including him and Chen Yunfa.
Why "He-Man" likes to shout the power of bears, Xiong Si has proved with practical actions. It's still a juvenile child bear, and the ruffians are no opponent.
He is an immortal board, can this flower-faced bear still be able to martial arts? A group of melon-eating spectators who watched the platoon commander catch the flower-faced bear, and the audience's eyes almost burst together.
Several other Sichuan soldiers were also taken aback, but they were not too wretched, and they quickly grabbed the forelimbs of the active attack and "martial arts" flower-faced bears with their hands. Anyway, you have to hold down this rampaging flower-faced bear first.
But Xiong Si, who was playing with the soldiers of the Independent Regiment almost every day, reacted much faster than they imagined, and his paws stretched out from the thick bear paws, and in the bright sunshine, the black bear claws were three or four centimeters long, slightly hooked and shining with cold light.
It's almost like you grab someone's arm, and when you want to compare our brothers' strength, a knife suddenly appears in the other person's hand, which means: You don't move the guy, but Lao Tzu doesn't plan to do this.
It was only when he was an immortal that the soldiers reacted, and they were not capturing a person, but a bear, a bear with sharp claws. The sharp bear claws made these cold hairs stand on end, and they were busy trying to let go and hide to the side first.
That knows, as soon as the hand was released, the bear paw also followed, and the "snap" slap made one of the guys who didn't have time to hide turn around in place several times before falling to the ground, listening to his pig-like scream, Xiong Si's slap probably has at least a few dozen catties of strength. Liu Lang couldn't help but have a toothache for him, it was an iron sand palm made by Xiongγγγγγγ
There is even more unlucky, because he hid too quickly, he directly kicked his own platoon commander who was knocked down and sat on the panda's big butt before, and was tripped so hard, and his body was unbalanced and fell into the platoon commander who was kicked by his own brother and suffered an unwarranted disaster.
"Turtle son, ah~~~" The soldier platoon commander just scolded his stupid subordinate brother angrily, and then screamed like killing a pig.
It turned out that when he saw that there was another fall, Xiong Si couldn't help but be overjoyed, according to the usual rules, as long as it could be pressed to keep them from getting up, then it would be considered a win.
Without hesitation, just like the forward pounce trained by soldiers, Xiong Si's seventy-kilogram body directly fell into the air on the bodies of these two.
I almost didn't press out the "" of the lowest-level ruffian platoon commander. That's not all, the frightened ruffian platoon commander stared at his head with wide eyes and saw a bear head with bared teeth moving towards his head.
The other two were crawling to the side, but in ten seconds, three of the five heroes were put down by a bear, and they still didn't use their claws and teeth. Go on it again, isn't that what the melon skin is!
As for the platoon commander and brothers, let's wait until we live well to help them avenge, and we can burn some paper money for them in the future.
And the two who they thought could almost take paper money, at this time, they didn't have time to hate the brothers who ran away.
He's an immortal, this is a flower-faced bear who likes to eat meat! The soldier platoon commander was so frightened that his soul was scared, not only was the about to be pressed out, but in fact, the urine had already been scared out first. The two fangs of the flower-faced bear that are several centimeters long are really not ornaments, eating extremely hard bamboo is like eating green vegetables, no matter how thick his skin is, it can't match the bamboo!
"Help! Help me! The soldier platoon commander used his best strength to desperately call for help.
Xiong Si was a little puzzled with two dark circles under his eyes, what is this "human friend" called! We're not having fun! Why are you still in tears?
What is Kung Fu Panda called? Here it is. Not to mention the dumbfounded ruffians, even Liu Tuanzuo was stunned by the agile Xiong Si.
Who said that the combat effectiveness of giant pandas in captivity is low? , Xiong Si, who has this set of boxing techniques, is expected to be able to compete with it when he meets a tiger when he grows up, and dealing with a few human scum is naturally as easy as drinking water and eating bamboo.
It was not until this time that the surrounding group of melon-eating spectators reacted that their platoon commander was going to be eaten as lunch by the "martial arts master" flower-faced bear.
"Gua Wazi, hurry up and get that guy away, or I'll shoot." At this time, it would be a fool not to come out with a gun again.
More than a dozen guns were held at Liu Lang and asked him to rescue his platoon commander.
As for why they didn't shoot the bear and save people, they were mainly afraid that the bear would not be killed, but they would beat their own people into a honeycomb first.
"If Xiong Si wants to hurt someone, then if you slap it, the turtle son will not have to ask for face from now on, do you believe it or not?" Liu Lang stood still and did not move, and his smile gradually retracted, "Also, put away your guns, if you let your commanders know that your guns are not aimed at the enemy but at the common people, what do you guess will be?" Also, let me remind you, I never let anyone point a gun at me, no matter who he is. β
Liu Lang's words were not so awesome, but after he finished speaking, all the soldiers involuntarily took a step back.
Instinct told them that this fat man in front of them was dangerous. Even if he was alone, it made them feel extremely ridiculous but no one laughed.
If there is a conflict, the people who die will definitely be their gang with many guns and many guns.
Peeked at the platoon commander who was still pressed by the flower-faced bear in the field and shouted for help, but seemed to be full of energy, a guy with two stars on the collar badge who should be a squad leader took the initiative to lower the muzzle of the gun, and asked stubbornly: "What a big breath, which pot are you?" β
"Me!" Liu Lang looked around, and a group of soldiers took the initiative to put down their guns, "My name is Liu Dalang, and I am a vendor who brings my daughter-in-law home, otherwise, how about this?" You take your Yangguan Road, and the two of us take the single-plank bridge of our two of us, and we don't interfere with each other. β
You are an immortal board, a hawker is a hammer, you are treating Lao Tzu as a square brain! A group of Sichuan soldiers secretly slandered themselves.
When the ordinary peddler saw them, he couldn't say anything right, and dared to say to them that no one dared to point a gun at him?
Not to mention that even a flower-faced bear can know "martial arts", just because Chong dares to speak like this, no one dares to treat Liu Lang as an ordinary person.
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