Chapter 506: Li Er squatting on the toilet

"Hey, the emperor, if the minister can know just by saying it, then what is it called Bazhen, Bazhen Bazhen, it is expensive on a Zhen, if you can get it, the minister will give it to the emperor to try it." Zhang Nan said.

Li Er nodded, and then continued to ask: "Then in addition to this seafood eight treasures, are there other eight treasures?" ”

"This is nature, in addition to the eight treasures of seafood, there are also eight treasures of mountains, eight treasures of birds, eight treasures of grass, each of which is a superb taste." Zhang Nan said, in fact, Zhang Nan has never eaten these things. After all, it is illegal to eat bear paws, monkey heads, scarlet lips, and elephant pulls in later generations, even if it is not illegal, Zhang Nan can't afford to eat them.

"If you want to talk about this food, I think Qingquan you deserve to be the best in the world, and I think it would be good if you came to my imperial dining room to be a cook in the future." Li Er laughed out loud after speaking, but soon, Zhang Nan's words later made Li Er unable to laugh.

"Your Majesty, what you said is true? If the minister goes to cook for you, does he not have to be in the court or do other things, then the feelings are good, the emperor you see when the minister is appropriate, the minister promises, as long as the emperor wants to eat, the minister can cook the same meal for the emperor every day. Zhang Nan said with a look of surprise.

“......”

"Hmph." Li Er didn't give Zhang Nan a positive reply, but just gave Zhang Nan a word for Zhang Nan to experience by himself. After speaking, Li Er turned around and ignored Zhang Nan, but sat on the bow of the boat and fished by himself.

Zhang Nan was bored with himself, and he didn't care, after shrugging his shoulders, Zhang Nan went to the kitchen to cook food for himself, after all, the shark fin soup just now was not a staple food, and most of it went into the stomachs of Li Er and Empress Changsun, Zhang Nan actually didn't eat much.

Li Er went to the bow of the boat to fish, and the ministers finally had a free time and were able to visit the yacht.

The group played from noon to evening.

Li Er got off the boat and didn't pester Zhang Nan more, but directly took the eldest grandson queen to the sea-view room that Zhang Nan prepared for the two of them, after all, Li Er liked Zhang Nan's house very much when he saw it, and now he finally has time to see his own house, and Li Er is too lazy to talk nonsense with Zhang Nan.

Li Er, the leading boss, left, and the courtiers all dispersed in twos and threes, and Zhang Nan also asked Cui Yue to go back to the house first. The excuse is to park the yacht in a feng shui treasure.

Although this excuse is very lame, Cui Yue still believes it.

When everyone dispersed, Zhang Nan finally had the opportunity to implement his long-planned plan, that is, to give Cui Yue a real honeymoon trip, and the tool was on this yacht that had just been borrowed.

has been busy until the bright moon shines, Zhang Nan can be regarded as finishing the yacht, looking at the very warm yacht, Zhang Nan can't help but give himself a thumbs up, the bed of the yacht has made Zhang Nan covered with rose petals.

And the chandelier also covered Zhang Nan with a layer of pink tulle, as long as the light is turned on, it is absolutely warm.

Zhang Nan has already thought about spending a good night with Cui Yue on the yacht tonight.

Docked the yacht on the dock, Zhang Nan sneaked off the boat, for fear of being bumped into, although where to go is Zhang Nan's freedom, but Zhang Nan always felt that there was a feeling of carrying people.

But the sky did not obey people's wishes, and just when Zhang Nan had just gotten off the boat and had not taken two steps, a familiar voice came from behind him.

"Qingquan, it's so late, where are you going?"

As soon as Zhang Nan turned around, he saw Li Er coming out of the shadows, Zhang Nan didn't know how he should feel, so late, such a big beach, Zhang Nan could actually meet Li Er, what a small probability it would be to meet.

"Hehehehe, Your Majesty, why haven't you slept so late." After Zhang Nan finished speaking, he deliberately looked up at the top of his head, signaling that it was already very late, and if there was nothing to do, he should go back to sleep.

"Don't fight with me, haven't you slept too? I just saw that the moonlight was good tonight, so I came to enjoy the moon. After Li Er finished speaking, he turned his back and raised his head to look like admiring the moon.

"Who are you fooling? Who admires the moon and stands in the woods to admire the moon? You're not going to the toilet inside. Zhang Nan rolled his eyes in his heart and said.

But this really made Zhang Nan guess correctly, Li Er was really convenient to come out, the main reason was that Zhang Nan gave Li Er the flush toilet, which made Li Er very uncomfortable.

Li Er ate a lot of things today, and finally digested it at night, and wanted to go to the toilet for convenience, but as soon as he entered the toilet, Li Er was stunned. What the hell is that thing with its mouth wide open?

But soon Li Er also knew that this thing might be convenient for people to sit, so Li Er also tried it, and as a result, like many people who are used to squatting to go to the toilet, after sitting for half an hour, Li Er always felt that he was sitting on the chair and couldn't get out.

So Li Er changed his posture and squatted directly on the toilet, but after squatting on it, Li Er still couldn't get out, so Li Er could only use the excuse to go out for a walk and say goodbye to Queen Changsun and come to the beach for convenience.

As soon as he was done, Li Er saw Zhang Nan, who looked like a thief, quietly getting off the yacht, so Li Er stopped Zhang Nan.

"That emperor, you can enjoy the moon slowly, and the minister will go home first." After Zhang Nan finished speaking, he planned to smear oil on the soles of his feet, and Zhang Nan had already made up his mind that he must wait until the third watch set off in the middle of the night, and Li Er of the province ruined his good deeds.

But obviously, Li Er didn't intend to let Zhang Nan go like this.

"Don't worry, there's nothing to do anyway, Qingquan, you can accompany me for a walk."

"You're okay, I'm okay." Zhang Nan shouted in his heart, today is the day when I want to drive a yacht to accompany my daughter-in-law to the sea, what is the matter with you now?

However, Li Er didn't know that Zhang Nan had so many mental activities, but instead walked in the direction of the yacht by himself. After all, behind Li Er was the mark left by Li Er just now, and Li Er naturally wouldn't go behind him.

Zhang Nan saw that Li Er had already moved forward, and there was no way to do it, who made people the emperor? Now Zhang Nan can only silently pray in his heart that Li Er is tired and tired of shopping, so that he can go home quickly and inform Cui Yue, otherwise what will happen if Cui Yue falls asleep when he goes back.

But Li Er seemed to be deliberately against Zhang Nan, and when he walked to the yacht parked at the dock, Li Er actually didn't leave, but pointed to the yacht with his finger and said, "I want to go up, Qingquan, you accompany me." ”