Regarding "Liao Zhai", Lao Zhang played a cat and was tired, and the Hanyang Society hosted by Cao Xian was mostly Yayan, which was considered an elite specialty. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info However, in the branch of the children of workers and peasants in Linzhang Mountain, Lao Zhang is directly in the vernacular, anyway, now the paper is cheap, and it is difficult for these people to intervene in the imperial court.

So there was a subtle change in Hanyang City, that is, the ladies in the boudoir were fascinated, and they didn't expect that the old woman who sold herbal tea could also recite a "Li Tianshi three dozen white bone spirits", and if you want to say that it is high and low, of course, it is not as good as Li Tianshi's roar to the divorced in-laws when he was young, "Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi......

The bad taste of the engineering dog, after he became a landlord, can finally operate in a chic manner. Of course, in essence, it is actually a blind chicken chop operation, and there is a Wu Wang on top anyway. The effect is similar to topping the ball.

The arrangement of the "Yellow Crown" real person is a great cause, and the legend of Zhenguannian is full of absurdity and irony, and it is actually the same as the juvenile essay engraved on the table more than a thousand years later.

The fly in the ointment is that it cannot be publicized in a big way, and it can only be quietly entered into the village, and those who shoot are not wanted.

"Wow! Li Chunfeng took it seriously. ”

On this day, Li Desheng went to Xianchuan to clean up the Hanshui embankment, and after the wages of the river workers were settled, he rushed back to Hanyang City for a vacation, no way, it was too hot. I couldn't stand the heat, so I took a cold shower for this Lao Li almost every day. The cold shower had to be burned too cold, but there was still no way, because Lao Zhang took a Hook microscope for him to use.

In the Ministry of Water Affairs of the Ministry of Industry, Lao Zhang took Li Chunfeng's news to Lao Li, and after looking at the recent situation, Lao Li suddenly praised the festival, "The mother has made this Taoist priest grow." ”

It turned out that Li Chunfeng arrived at Bolu, and without saying a word, he took out half of the canned food of the camel caravan. At that time, the Bolu people said: The Celestial Empire, great; Boru, small; Our faithfulness is also great......

The real person of "Yellow Crown" was immediately overjoyed, and then said to the Bolu people: Yo Xi, the imperial army has a lot of rewards.

Yang Tong Wang, that is, the Xiangxiong King Li Mixia, heard that the gods of Shangguo preached here, and immediately sent people to Bolu, saying that this and so, we Yang Tong is after Qiangtang, and I heard that the three emperors and five emperors are also relatives, Li Shenxian, when will you come to visit us.

As for the Zhangxiong envoys who ran to meet Li Chunfeng, there were two hundred when they came, and five when they returned. There is only one reason why more than 100 men stayed-canned food.

Li Daochang is also very powerful, he obviously traded canned food in the past, but he publicized this matter as "Taihao Tianzi is pitiful", so when a peripheral nobleman who did not know the truth came to fight the autumn wind, he asked: Dare to ask Daochang, how can this Taihao Tianzi worship? How is it compared to the Buddha?

As an immortal, Li Daochang didn't explain so much, just stuffed a canned peach meat into him, and repeatedly emphasized: It must be eaten within three months, otherwise it will be bad.

A series of operations made Lao Zhang breathtaking, and he said that it was a pity that this Taoist priest did not become a marketing manager.

"What's the matter, I'm afraid that this Taoist priest is not going to cause trouble to the foreign courts?"

"If you want to cause trouble, you have to have the means. Li Daochang's mana is strong, and after three months, he will definitely see it. ”

"Nonsense, you give me 50,000 cans, I also have 50,000 cans, which is higher and stronger than him!"

"Then why don't you become a sect leader too?"

"My front foot walks back foot, and my family will go to Chang'an to ask for sin?"

"Yes, you and I can't do this, Li Chunfeng is the most suitable."

"There are a lot of veterans in Beijing, why did you fall in love with him?"

"He fell into the hands of the Wu woman, there is a reason for it, he is a Taoist priest horizontally and vertically, it is better to pick a good one."

"You......"

Lao Li sighed with emotion, "It's very bad." ”

The corners of Zhang De's mouth twitched, and he said in his heart Lao Tzu This is also to send warmth to the people at the bottom of the Western Regions, so that if you have nothing to do, you will be bewitched by the head man to go out and rob the road, and then cultivate at home and wait for the next life.

The two of them were idle, but they saw a yin and yang dead eunuch visiting, and it was Li Ke who sent someone over, saying that it was about 48,000 caterpillars in the water, and they had to talk about it.

Without it, in addition to being good at bow horses, Li Ke is also good at calligraphy and painting, and his hands-on ability is good. So he caught a flea and drew all the flea's leg hair, and after he drew it, he was not good.

What the hell is this?! It turns out that those little bugs look so scary! Why are their eyes like the abyss! Why are their mouths so evil! Why is it different from what the teachers say?

So, Li Ke, who had a shadow, felt that he couldn't be disgusting by himself, so he sent the painted fleas to Chang'an and sent them to his father's hand, and repeatedly emphasized: Dad, this is the true face of fleas! Super scary!

Li Dong saw that you drew a monster, and said it was a flea, you teased me?

Then he didn't ask for verification, and directly sent a yin and yang eunuch to reprimand him, saying that you, as the prince of Dudu Anlu, don't always lose your mind by not doing your job, you have to be ashamed!

Li Kete was aggrieved, and immediately felt that my father was partial and my father didn't love me. However, he called Li Ke not Li Aili, so he was very unconvinced and wrote another note to Li Dong: I have evidence! There are human and physical evidence!

Chang'an replied: Who is the witness? Where is the physical evidence?

In recent years, the officials and nobles of Chang'an have all known that the qi that makes up the world, as for what the qi looks like, I don't know. As for what is the use of this gas? Well, the qi of the Son of Heaven, the qi of the emperor, the qi of the dragon yang, and the qi of the eight kings...... Pretty much one thing.

Li Ke saw that Chang'an's reply was not prejudiced or insulted, so he was overjoyed, and hurriedly replied with a grin: Changshi Zhang De knows how to be kitsch, and he is good at physics, and the microscopic mirror obtained by the minister is also made by Changshi, and His Majesty can make it clear.

Although Lao Zhang knew that Li Ke's status as an "idle king" was quite embarrassing, he didn't expect him to be as happy as selling his teammates and selling chrysanthemums.

However, the current situation is what Lao Zhang needs.

The point of a Hooke microscope is that it can actually see small insects that are invisible to the naked eye. And the dignitaries want to know what the function of these little insects is...... For example, like fleas, dignitaries have not yet thought of its advantages.

So here's the problem, Li Ke, the teasing king, said that he also saw other little bugs.

Will other small bugs, like fleas, have no advantages?

As for the "Zhenguan Ten Years Flea Picture" painted by Li Ke, which has been retained by the Inner Government, Li Dong feels that this is an opportunity, an opportunity for those nobles who are dissatisfied with him to completely kneel and lick.