Things made waves, and Li Ke, the king of Wu who was thrown to Anlu to be released, became a man of the hour for a while. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoEven the poor acid measures of Pingkangfang are also amazing.

After a local elector saw Cui Yingying, he pretended to show off very forcefully: "King Wu has a tiny mirror to peek at the whole picture of the vibrator......

Cui Yingying powdered peach blossoms, and asked with a smile: "Dare to ask Lang Jun, what is a vibrating egg?" ”

"This ......"

Like the teasers of Heping Kangfang, Li Tai, the king of Wei, also scratched his ears and cheeks, and got the noise of his younger brothers, so he went to meet the owner of Taiji Palace: "yes, what is this Hanyang vibrator?" Why did you collect the picture in the inner house? ”

"Vibrator?"

Li Dong looked confused, what is that? I don't know.

"Huh?!"

Li Tai tilted his head and blinked.

"Huh?!"

Li Dong also tilted his head and blinked.

The style of painting changed after a turn in Chang'an, so after "export to domestic sales", even the people of Hanyang knew that Li Ke, the king of Wu, showed a "jumping egg picture", which seemed to be very powerful.

Old Man Cao, who was about to take the closed disciples out of the first revised version of "The First Book of Music Training", also went to Li Ke to take a look at the new "Jumping Egg Diagram". At that time, he didn't wear glasses, and when he looked at the picture, he was a little far away, so when he left, Li Shan, a disciple who closed the door, asked him: "Sir, what does that vibrator look like?" ”

"Terror, like a demon beast ......"

Li Shan, who is a few years old, made up his mind: I have the ability to never forget, so it's better not to watch it.

In the scorching summer, Lao Zhang was eating ice at home, and he saw Xiao Erniang coming in with her skirt and stepping on the floor barefoot, and shouted excitedly: "Zhang Lang, do you have a vibrating egg?" Hurry up and show me! ”

Poof-

"Ahem, ahem, ......"

Xiao Erniang's face was pale, and she hurriedly patted Lao Zhang's back and chest, and after a while, Lao Zhang was glad that he was not choked to death, and then looked at Xiao Shu with slanted eyes: "Shu Niang, this thing is useless without electricity...... No, where did you hear about it? ”

"Today, the Che family found a best friend, and I went with Sister Cui, saying that this thing is very vicious and terrifying, and it is a thing that King Wu sacrificed to the emperor to warn the world."

"Huh?"

Lao Zhang suddenly didn't believe it, and hurriedly said: "How could there be such a thing? ”

"The daughters of Mr. Cao's family all said so, saying that Dr. Cao saw it with his own eyes."

Damn, that old man is almost 100 years old, it's normal for old eyes to be dizzy, okay?

So Lao Zhang thought about it calmly, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "What did you say...... It can't be a flea, right? ”

"Huh?"

“……”

When Lao Zhang and Xiao Shu explained in detail the difference between fleas and vibrating eggs, in a certain forbidden area in Chang'an City, the ministers who ate ice first pulled a wave of nonsense such as "rotting grass and turning fireflies", and then said that "I am afraid that Buddhism will hold its own teachings", and then said that "no one has heard of it before, so we must be cautious".

In a word, although the flea looks like this is very scary, there are "48,000 caterpillars" in the water, and it is very likely that it will be used by the bald donkeys of Buddhism, so that they can preach everywhere that this is the unique teaching of Buddhism.

After all, boss, you Li family, respect Li Er.

A flea, it actually involves the construction of spiritual civilization, which really made Lao Zhang never expect.

Of course, Li Dong was constipated at this time, and his expression was quite ugly. If this matter is made by the son of the in-law, even if it is made by the prince, it is easy to say, but it is Li Ke...... Jiang Nanzi can't die well!

While cursing Zhang Desheng's son for having no horse eyes, Li Dong looked at Ma Zhou with a pensive face: "What does King Bin think?" ”

This is an important minister's ice party, Ma Zhou is holding a spoon in his hand, and there is a newly made ice cream in the spoon. It is also topped with fresh honey-stained grapes, which looks very attractive.

Ma Zhou didn't notice that the emperor was asking him, but with a little doubt, he said to himself: "The water fly is a cocktail, the widow is a mosquito, and the rabbit is a cockle." What things do, out of unintentionality, those who know are surprised, and those who know are not blamed. The Han Dynasty already had such an insight, how can people today be inferior to the ancients? ”

"What's the point?"

"Huainanzi, Volume 17, says Lin Xun."

"Binwang is well-informed and well-read, and he is also a scholar."

At this time, Ma Zhou came back to his senses, was shocked, and immediately maintained his composure after reacting, and arched his hand at the emperor, but did not show any flaws.

However, his words made other important ministers come to their senses.

Du Tianwang was the first to speak: "What the people of Zhongshu said is extremely true, and when people are ignorant, they think it is strange, but they have not studied it and speculate as they like." If you look closely, a horse and a donkey can get a mule, but a mule cannot be regenerated. King Wu used a microscopic mirror to peek at the whole picture of the flea, but it was just to seek truth from the false and get the truth. ”

"If so, when Jia Mian Wu Wang Ke?"

Hearing Du Tianwang's words, Li Dong asked with some reluctance.

"Your Majesty, what are fleas? Everyone in the world knows that it is harmful, and if you see the whole picture of fleas, you can try a comprehensive method to cure it. If there is a way to cure this evil, test them one by one, and then use them to accept them with a small mirror, which is a good deed and a good government. ”

As an old man, Fang Tianwang also nodded again and again: "If it succeeds, 'talking about lice' will be absolutely impossible." ”

For Wang Meng's positioning, in these years, the negative is greater than the positive. However, "talking about lice" is definitely the favorite routine of scholars and doctors, and the military advisers in the cool text are forced to flow, which is definitely tickling.

Since the Northern and Southern Dynasties, the children of the poor family have been thinking about their own talents, and then looking for a "Ming Lord", so they pretended to be forced to fish as Jiang Taigong, and then they killed the Quartet and won a hundred battles to dominate the world and leave a name in history......

For the emperor of the great unification, if any of you dare to "talk about lice", then die and discuss with Wang Meng about the advanced experience of lice.

"Li Kejin presented a microscopic mirror, and the Tai Medical Department has also seen some things in the past few days."

Oki nodded, and soon a sketch was delivered, each painting was different, but it was obvious that they were all the same species.

If Lao Zhang is here, he will immediately call out, this is a "stinging snake".

The devil knows how the people of the Imperial Doctor's Department painted like this......

"Your Majesty, what is this? Got a Warcraft-like beast? ”

Li Dong glanced at the "stinging snake" on the screen and sighed: "Nothing." ”

Mosquito larvae are so urine-like, what can he do, God knows how mosquito larvae look like this. When I'm in the water, I look like a small earthworm and a small caterpillar, why is it so hideous when it's magnified?

Then a new picture was distributed, and the ministers suddenly lost their appetite for ice cream.

"Your Majesty, what is this?"

"Leopard mosquito."

The spotted mosquito looks like wearing a tiger skin skirt to the naked eye, but once it is enlarged, Lao Zhang just wants to say one sentence when he sees it: How can the flying dragon ride the face!

That's right, the spotted mosquito is magnified like a "flying dragon", which is more ferocious than a "stinging snake".