Bai Fan, who was depressed, didn't pay much attention, thinking that the Xue family, who was all stupid, would not play tricks on him, so he went back by himself, still thinking about how to deal with this matter, of course, it was better to go back and make some preparations first.

The next day, Bai Fan came to visit again, and this time the guards learned wisely, and took the initiative to come forward and say that the general was not there, and he would come back another day.

Not there? Xue Da is stupid, is his wife running away and going out to relax by herself? Or are you out and having fun?

sent someone to inquire, and there was no trace of him in Chang'an City!

On the third day, Bai Fan went again, but he was still not there, which made him suspicious.

"Tell you general, I'll come back tomorrow, if he's not there, I'll dig three feet into the ground and find him!" Bai Fan was furious.

The guards were almost frightened and fainted, and if such a person let go, the general was afraid that he would be more than lucky.

Xue Wanjun, who was hiding in the small black room in the back hall, heard the message from the guards and trembled with fright.

"What to do? What to do? How good is that? ”

The captain of the guard opened his mouth and persuaded: "General, it's really not good, don't hide, although Lantian Hou is ruthless, but it is not fatal, if he forcibly searches it out tomorrow, it will be difficult to say, this matter is our fault, I heard that General Luo Yi and Lantian Hou had a discussion a few days ago, but he was seriously injured and bedridden, and he could get out of bed in two months at most." ”

After a plop, Xue Wanjun sat on the ground, thinking of his old friend on the sickbed, how did he feel cold?

"Hey! Forget it, both horizontal and vertical are dead, at most they are with Luo Yi as a companion, you are right, I will go to Bai Fan to ask for guilt! I thought that I would be able to transfer by marrying a daughter-in-law, but I didn't expect this eldest princess to be unreliable! Xue Wanjun instructed someone to prepare rattan and other things, and immediately went to the Bai family.

The captain of the guard also thought so, I heard that the reason why the emperor persuaded General Xue to marry a wife was that marrying a daughter-in-law could transfer Chongxi, maybe it was because this eldest princess was married for the second time?

If Li Er and Princess Danyang knew the thoughts of the master and servant, it was estimated that they would come back and strangle them.

Half an hour later, Bai Fan had just returned home angrily when he heard a report that General Xue Wanjun had visited.

"Isn't this guy not at home? How? Could it be that the two of us are staggered? He's coming for me? Bai Fan muttered puzzled.

The Bai family's guards were embarrassed: "Master, then General Xue Wanjun came alone, naked, carrying a big stick on his back." ”

"What? Big sticks? Topless? What the hell is Xue Da stupid? Bai Fan walked quickly towards the door.

"The sinner Xue Wanjun came to ask for the guilt of Lantian Hou, the day before yesterday, the theater inadvertently offended a group of your cousins, it is really guilty, today I am guilty of asking for the crime to come and receive the punishment, please whip me!" Xue Wanjun said sincerely.

Bai Fan slapped his forehead, is this product here to tease?

Guilty of petitioning? What are you carrying a stick with a thick bowl on your back? It's so elegant, whip me, right? People are saying please forgive me, you fool what to whip me, isn't this a masochist?

This can't be blamed on Xue Wanjun, this person has no culture, and these words have been coined with the guards for a long time!

As for the big wooden stick, he is familiar with the punishment in the army, but he knows that the thinner the thorn stick, the more painful it hurts, so he has an extra heart, and the mouth of the bowl is thick, and it doesn't hurt to fight.

Bai Fan was already amused, and laughed and said, "Okay, you Xue Da idiot, I went to your house to look for you a few times and didn't see anyone, and now I know that I am guilty of Jing Pleading?" Go, come in with me, and see if I don't whip you well! ”

After speaking, he picked up Xue Wanjun and walked inside, not going to the living room, but going directly to Bai Fan's study, and instructed everyone not to approach.

Xue Wanjun was puzzled, why did he have to compete in such a small place? What should I do if something breaks?

"Okay, I didn't look for you to beat you, I know that you were drunk and talking nonsense that day, and it is understandable, I have the right to beat me this time and write it down, looking for you is something else." Bai Fan said with a smile.

After saying this, Xue Wanjun immediately breathed a sigh of relief, "Hey! Brother Bai said it earlier! I've been hiding from you at home for days, and my heart is scared. ”

…… What did you say?

Bai Fan couldn't help it anymore, Lao Tzu has been looking for you for three days, but you are deliberately avoiding me? I thought honest people don't fake, but I didn't expect it to be so pitiful?

picked up the stick on the ground, and beat Xue Wanjun severely, and beat him straight to the point that his head was full of bags before he was relieved.

Xue Wanjun's tears flowed out, "Didn't you say you wouldn't fight?" How do you just hit the head? I heard that Luo Yi only hit his limbs. ”

"I removed his limbs, do you want it too?" Bai Fan said angrily.

…… Xue Wanjun shuddered, when he heard that he was scared to death, he resolutely didn't.

"That's what I asked you for, go, go back and learn all the kung fu of this book, I'll count it as the two of us, and we can ignore the previous things." Bai Fan threw a book to Xue Wanjun.

Xue Wanjun was puzzled, what did he do when he had nothing to do with his books?

"What kind of book is this? What for? ”

"Isn't that written? "Cheats of Husband and Wife Love" You are newly married, this will be given to you as a gift, learn this, family harmony and husband and wife love! This is the only one of a kind I wrote overnight. Bai Fan explained.

"This, this, a certain family is a rough person, good at martial arts and tired of literature, there is not much literacy, can only recognize military orders and military regulations and the like, and these are really difficult to understand, my brother's mind I really ......" Xue Wanjun was embarrassed.

Bai Fan was speechless, "You are modest, it's okay, there are not many words in it, it is easy to understand, more illustrations and the like, there is no one, only tone particles!"

This is a handmade painting by me, which is 10,000 times more powerful than the abstract version painted on the market, so I can understand it at a glance.

Unique kung fu, tailor-made for you, others want to learn from me, I don't teach him! ”

"Really? Brother Xian creates kung fu for me? Then I will study hard. ”

Saying that, Xue Wanjun couldn't wait to open the book and start watching, only glanced at it, and threw the book out of the distance with an exclamation.

"Brother Xian, you're hurting me! What kind of book is this, so unbearable, although Xue Wanjun is a martial artist, he also knows etiquette, really, really, really ......"

I said three times in a row, but I couldn't find the words to describe it.

Bai Fan was even more surprised, is this such a decent man and gentleman? It's more decent than Da Confucian!

"You know what? How much do you know about etiquette? Do you understand the gift of Zhou Gong? married to the princess but didn't do the gift of Zhou Gong, your wife ran back to her parents' house, you don't know why, what a fool!

After learning this Danyang princess, I can come back and live a good life with you, such a big man, I don't understand this thing, how did I get mixed up until now? Bai Fan reprimanded.

"The princess has a strange temperament, and I have not been rude in the slightest, and I think I am stupid, and if I learn this, will I not be despised by her, and say that I am misbehaving? was even more despised by her.

This is absolutely unacceptable, and you will not learn it when you die! ”

Bai Fan was already about to be mad, and he persuaded him for half an hour, this thing just didn't learn, and he wasted half a night making this book.

"Let's go, take you somewhere and learn how to get along with girls!" With that, Bai Fan pulled Xue Wanjun out of the door.

But when he arrived at the place, Xue Wanjun couldn't go in, this was a brothel, how could he do this? Don't go, don't go!

"You don't read books, you don't read paintings, you don't watch live performances, how do you want me to teach you?" Bai Fan said angrily.

"It turns out that Hou Ye's real punishment is this? Want me Xue Wanjun to fall from now on? Don't think about it, you can't kill it, but I didn't expect the righteous gentleman Lantian Hou to be such a character? It's disgusting! Xue Wanjun suddenly realized, laughed and mocked Bai Fan.

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