Chapter 402 Bai Fan Knocked on the Door The general was scared away
In front of the mansion of General Xue in Chang'an, Bai Fan has been here for half an hour, and on the way out of the palace, Bai Fan is thinking about how to solve it, although it is a physiology teaching class, but looking at Li Er's snickering appearance, it is estimated that it will not be so simple, otherwise Xue Da will not be unmarried in his thirties.
"Who's ahead? Why can't you linger in front of the General's Palace? Could it be that the enemy spies can't succeed? The guard in front of the Xue Mansion shouted at Bai Fan.
This scholar has been walking back and forth here for a long time, before everyone thought he was a nerd and stupid to study, but now it looks like it's not at all, this person looks at the door every once in a while, and from time to time he pinchs his fingers to calculate.
As soon as he saw that there was a ghost, the guard at the door quickly informed the captain of the guard.
A loud shout woke up Bai Fan, who was in deep thought, looked up at the gate of the Xue family, and sighed, let's go and meet Xue Da fool first.
"Go, inform Xue Wanjun that Lantian Hou Baifan is coming to visit, and let him come out to greet him!" Bai Fan stood at the door and said loudly to the guards.
"Bold, dare to call our generals by their names? Come, take down the rod with me and reprimand thirty! The captain was immediately furious, and the rest of the guards were about to come up and fetch them.
Bai Fan was immediately angry: "Blind your eyes, Lao Tzu is Lantian Hou Bai Fan, you don't want to live?" ”
"Hahahaha! Just the appearance of your kid roe deer, and Lantian Hou? That's our idol, are you Bai Fan? Then I'm still Yuan Tiangang! , brethren, the crime of impersonating idols is added to the first degree, take it quickly! ”
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What kind of fans are these? And say I'm an idol? I don't even know what an idol looks like, how do I become a fan?
Seeing a pair of ten guards come up to do it, Bai Fan was also angry, he was bullied by the emperor today, he was in a bad mood, and he was stopped at the door again, and he also met a group of fake fans, nothing went well, just so you were angry.
The so-called society, my brother Bai, doesn't talk much, he didn't even leak his momentum immediately, and he directly started to dismantle the guards with him, no, it should be said that he pointed, and if he didn't have a stick of incense, all ten guards fell to the ground.
The captain wanted to shout for help and call more people to help, but after seeing the whole battle, he shouted so much that he forgot to call someone.
"What? After a long time, Lao Tzu came to your door to perform for you? Why don't you go and call Xue Wanjun out! ”
As soon as the momentum was shocked, the captain was so frightened that he sat on the ground in an instant, and before he had time to reply, he turned over and ran towards the mansion.
At this time, I don't know that this is the real Bai Fan in front of him, then he is the captain of the team, he is from the army, he has been practicing martial arts for many years, what is a master, he still knows, who else is so imposing besides Bai Fan?
"General, general! Oh no, no! Lantian Hou is coming to the door! ”
The captain shouted loudly into the courtyard, the voice came so far that even Bai Fan heard it, and he almost slipped and fell, did I knock on the door? I'm visiting seriously, although I didn't bring a gift, but there is no shortage of courtesy!
"Phew! What kind of escort captain is this, I paid a polite visit, why did you just call the door? You did it first! He muttered quietly, scolding in his heart, and he would probably have to explain to Xue Wanjun later.
A group of upside-down guards underground are about to cry, yes, yes, we did it, but you have dismantled us into parts, isn't this just a door-to-door fault?
When the boss of the Xue family, who was drinking at home, heard this, he scolded: "What kind of system is it that you are flustered? Has the sky fallen or has the ground fallen? Disturbed Lao Tzu to drink, go down to lead the army! ”
"No, no, no, general, Lantian Hou Baifan has come to take revenge single-handedly, and he has already knocked down our ten brothers, and threatened to ask you to go out and kneel to greet you!" The guard said in a trembling voice.
This guard is also exaggerated, it's not that he has a grudge against Bai Fan or anything, in fact, when he was watching a play in the entertainment city that day, Bai Fan once said in front of 10,000 people that he would come to Xue Wanjun and Luo Yi to practice alone, and today he came alone, and the fool knew that he was here to take revenge, and there were ten brothers outside to testify.
"What? White, white fan? He's coming? Where is it? ”
Xue Wanjun woke up at that time, if he said who he was most afraid of back then? may be the invincible Li Yuanba, but since Li Yuanba has sobered up, he has become harmless to humans and animals.
Who is he most afraid of now? That is Lantian Hou Bai Fan, not because he is the first in the world, but because he was drunk and talked nonsense that day, offending Bai Fan's cousin.
I thought that he would obey the persuasion of Emperor Li Er, marry Princess Danyang and then become Bai Fan's uncle, he would be embarrassed to do it, but the princess had a strange temperament and ran away from home for no reason to return to her parents' house.
"Just outside the gate of the house, we have already knocked down our ten brothers, and if you don't agree with you, you will do it, I saw that trick, it is the legendary tendon and bone hand, and the ten brothers have been disassembled into parts, and now it is estimated that it is your turn to meet the general, let you meet it!"
"What? So hot? It's not good, the wind is whistling, just say I'm not there! ”
In a hurry, Xue Wanjun even came out with the black words used to fall into the grass back then, turned around and ran towards the back house, and didn't even bother to bring the wine jar to relieve boredom.
Leaving the captain of the guard alone in the wind, this may be the first time in history that he has seen the general escape, I didn't expect it to be so neat, without dragging mud and water at all, but, no! You ran away, what should I do? Go and tell Bai Fan that you are not here, will you be killed?
The anxious captain of the guard slowly returned to the door after a long time, and he had been thinking about what to say to Bai Fan.
Bai Fan had been waiting impatiently for a long time, why did it take so long to report? It won't be this thing that says I'm here to find fault, it's arranging an ambush inside!
Looking at the expression of the captain of the guard at this time, Bai Fan instinctively judged that there must be a ghost.
"Even, puppet, idol!"
", who's your idol? I don't have fake fans like you, what about Xue Da stupid? Why didn't you come out, didn't you tell him to come out to greet him? Bai Fan reprimanded angrily.
"No, no, no, I was wrong about Master Hou, I said it, but our general is not here, he is out, not at home!" The captain of the guard hurriedly explained.
"What?"
Bai Fan was surprised.
That's not right, you haven't been out for so long, what are you doing inside? Not an ambush? You should have replied that I should have let me in, why did you say that I was not at home? What the hell is this? Looking for someone in there?
"Oh well! What are you doing when you're not at home? When he comes back, tell him that I'll visit again tomorrow! "For the Xue family's subordinates to act in such a style, Bai Fan can only attribute it to the fact that the upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked, from the general to the soldier, they are all stupid.
"Huh? Still coming? ”
"Ahhhh Why doesn't your general's mansion welcome Ben Hou? ”
"No, no, no, welcome, always welcome!"
Bai Fan turned around to leave, and a group of buddies on the ground were in a hurry, and they shouted one after another, but they even had their jaws removed, and they could only make ahhhhhhh
Only then did Bai Fan remember that there was a group of such guards, and he had loaded the bones with three times and divided by two, and reprimanded him before leaving: "If you look at it in the future, you don't even know me, and you dare to do it casually?" This time I made me comfortable, I'll press it for you, next time I'm in a bad mood, just hit it and don't treat it! ”
A group of guards want to cry without tears, with this time, who would dare to do anything with you, the captain of the guard secretly wrote down, you must explain to the general, Lantian Hou can't afford to provoke.
Today's fourth chapter, thank you for your support!
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