Although I don't know if Zhenguan Junchen has a dense phobia, anyway, Lao Zhang can't get a negative toad or any other strange toad. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

After wasting a bunch of ice cream at the Ice Meeting, the old chairman Li Yuan played an unexpected thing, for which he let people know about the emperor's son, and then the chamberlain of the Forbidden Garden went to Hanyang to ask Zhang De: Why does that thing seem to be similar to tadpoles under the microscopic mirror?

At that time, Lao Zhang was confused.

He just wanted to say: Emperor Taishang, you can play.

Later, Xiao Erniang found out about this, and she was a little afraid to go to the river to play, and occasionally her face changed. Have a tadpolephobia......

Lao Zhang explained to her that tadpoles don't have that function, but Xiao Erniang said, "It's better to believe it than to believe it", it's better to be careful.

Maybe it's because the weather is too hot, maybe it's tadpole phobia, in short, Xiao Erniang doesn't want to go out and walk around now, let alone go to see Yunmengze or some other lake and swamp.

Although the scenery is beautiful, I am afraid of pregnancy. What to do if you give birth to a toad?

Zhang De couldn't help but sigh with emotion: There is a long way to go in popularizing sex education knowledge.

The Hook microscope was given to Li Ke, the king of Wu, by Zhang De, who developed its function and dedicated it to the imperial court. Therefore, according to the law of gravitation, the emperor named this Hook-type microscope "Wuwang microscope" and built the Wuwang mirror or microscope.

And because observing small insects and tadpoles requires a certain amount of hand-drawing ability, charcoal sketching, which was originally a teasing business in the Dahe Workshop, was officially put on the table.

Sketching, it is not taught and promoted as one of the drawing skills. Because according to Archimedes' principle, it is the skill of "Gewu", not the basic ability of the artist.

But soon the majority of technical workers and art workers found that this sketch was a bit problematic.

Thus, the concept of "structure" was introduced, but this concept was determined to be the norm for the construction of the French according to Menelaus's theorem.

In short, what Lao Zhang originally wanted to see, in a very strange way, appeared in the public so openly.

"What the hell is going to work? Lao Tzu used it as a painting skill back then, which was a stupid act. ”

Zhang Caozhi, who was full of emotion, immediately responded to the call of the country and said that he would immediately open a sketch training class in Chuzhou, and at the same time carry and sell "Wu Wang Mirror".

Although many times the face of Wu Wang Li Ke is not as valuable as toilet paper, but in the end, he is also a prince, and he is also a prince who has shown his face in Zhenguan for ten years, so it is inevitable that the livestock who want to "live in strange goods" will come to invest.

Li Ke complained to Lao Zhang that they were "holding stinky feet", but Lao Zhang did not express his opinion. Because he got a message from Du Ruhui, Wei Zheng, the first troll in the Tang Dynasty, actually looked for Wen Yanbo, who was about to burp? It seems that there is also a sentence there that everyone came to find fault, and what they are looking for is the stubble of his Liangfeng County male Zhang Caozhi.

The dogs of Chang'an knew that Li Ke had no hope of becoming the heir to the throne, unless Empress Changsun and her sons died overnight, and then the Changsun clan was stoned to death by a meteor shower, and then the Yuanmou heroes died of the plague, and finally the remnants of the Turkic Khitan made a comeback and killed directly on the north bank of the Yellow River......

With these conditions, Li Ke, the king of Wu, can successfully ascend the throne with the support of the Guan sergeant clan.

But without these conditions, Li Ke said that he was just playing sumo with iron-eating beasts.

The sales of "Wu Wangjing" are not wide, and those who can afford to consume microscopes are nothing more than the imperial court, royal families, families, nobles, merchants, and monks...... And what this situation really desperately wants to buy are those bald temples that can squeeze out hundreds of taels or thousands of taels of silver for a single temple.

The ice eating meeting set the tone of "seeking truth from facts", which was set by the emperor, and it has an advantage, that is, in the face of facts, your mouth cannon is all false, and only the officially designated and certified microscope is the only one. In the face of ironclad evidence, the "speculation" of the families, such as climbing the epidemic to the king's "immorality", is nonsense.

If the emperor has mastered the "truth", then he has the "right of interpretation".

Of course, there are pros and cons to things, and the "Mandate of Heaven" thing, as if overnight, also has some fantasy colors, which is similar to the "Li Zhenren Three Plays White Peony" that circulates in Hanyang.

The important ministers who knew that the results of the discussion would be discussed by eating ice, this time there was no truth about the bald lur. Because if the news leaks this time, it will be difficult for Li Dong to go crazy.

After the bald people spent a lot of money to purchase microscopes, they soon began to advocate the "48,000 caterpillars", and for a while, the Buddhism Gate was booming.

Even Lao Zhang felt that the bald heads were not only bald, but also strong.

Good men and women enthusiastically sponsored the elders to open the light, mainly because the elders of all kinds said that if you don't open the caterpillar in the water, it may lead to infertility, diarrhea, and possibly give birth to a son without a horse eye......

The enlightened masters were active in the fields, active in the kang head of the room, adhering to the compassion of the monks, and occasionally helping the kind-hearted Buddhist believers to manage the land rent of the fields that could not be taken care of.

Some of the bald people couldn't look at it, so they said that this is not what we monks should do, and that we monks should keep the precepts and practice......

Bang!

Such a bald head was immediately beaten by his peers with a move "Super Invincible I Love You" to vomit his liver, and then the officially designated and certified host abbot was replaced.

The change of things made Lao Zhang a crowd of onlookers. There are bald people who have wandered to Chuzhou who want to come to Changshi Mansion to open the light, Lao Zhang took a look:, the beautiful girls in Lao Tzu's Mansion are all cultivated by Lao Tzu himself, you bald donkeys are so bold that you dare to covet it!

Without saying a word, holding high the banner of Tang imperialism, Governor Shi Zhangde followed the example of Ximen Leopard, arrested the bald heads, and put on a legal hat of "bewitching the countryside and conspiring to cause chaos".

Then, this group of hundreds of bald gangs who wandered to Chuzhou were exiled to Shazhou. Because Lao Zhang had a good relationship with his former boss, Duan Lun, the secretary of the Ministry of Industry, Duan Lun helped to pout a few sentences at the Shangshu-level meeting. And because one of Lao Zhang's senior brothers used to be the secretary of Dali Temple, and he was also the first champion, so the advantage of someone in the Supreme People's Procuratorate is that he does things neatly, not to mention that you are a suspected "cult" gang that illegally gathers people, even if you have a backer, what is the head of the public security department?

However, Lao Zhang's action made Li Dong eat half a fly when he ate, which was quite disgusting.

Originally, according to Li Dong's plan, the person who fired the first shot and the first shot must be a loyal eagle dog minions, but what he never expected was that the Jiangnan native dog in Chuzhou actually drove indiscriminately.

So Li Dong pinched his nose and issued a very subtle commendation order to Governor Shi Zhangde.