Chapter 64: The Drunken Old Yu
Solving foreign enemies and immediate internal fighting is also one of the glorious traditions of Chinese civilization. The mighty Seven Kings Rebellion was quelled, and cracks appeared at the celebration banquet, deep cracks. The queen mother's words at the banquet officially sounded the fuse of the dispute for the position of the prince. The courtiers were all discussing the PK results of Liu Rong and Liang Wang's uncle and nephew. Princess Guantao doesn't care, Liu Wu, the king of Liang, is his younger brother. As for Liu Rong, that is her nephew, and it is very likely that he will also serve as her son-in-law.
While the courtiers sniffed like German blackbacks, the princess was leisurely tasting the thousand-armed Guanyin.
The two sisters wore a strange-looking but unusually beautiful golden crown. Yun Xiao used Sima Jizhu's searchlight on the stage lighting, and the strong light illuminated the jewelry on the two sisters' bodies, like Oscar statuettes. As the music played, the two sisters quickly became one. Countless arms appeared behind him, each with a copper plate carved into the shape of an eye.
Princess Guantao looked at it from a distance, and her eyes were almost glazed. watched the whole dance with his mouth open, and then patted Yun Xiao's shoulder excitedly.
"I knew you could do it, don't talk about such a dance. It's that I can't hold it when I see it, if Your Majesty has a reward, it will definitely be indispensable to your benefits. ”
"It is our responsibility to be able to serve His Majesty, and it can be regarded as Yun Xiao's fulfillment of his obligation to be a courtier."
"You person, Your Majesty asked you to lead the troops, you didn't go, and you didn't do it if you were a 2,000-stone doctor. I just went to ** to teach Jiaodong Wang to study, I heard that you are good friends with Wang Meiren's younger brother, is it true. That kid is a blank who eats, drinks, prostitutes, and gambles, follow him and be careful that you learn badly. You didn't touch my sisters! ”
"Your Royal Highness Princess, lend me a woman who I dare not even dare to touch. Besides, I have already taken my wives and concubines to the mansion in Chang'an. These days, I am planning to get married, just waiting for Wei Qihou's reply. In a few days, the boy will choose a day to get married, and when the time comes, he will invite Her Royal Highness the princess to come and cheer the boy. ”
"Okay, I must win this scene. By the way, you don't have any other ideas. If a dance is too short, it's better to choreograph another one. At the beginning of next month, I invited His Majesty to the mansion for a banquet, and you had better get another one for this princess. ”
"The boy did his best,"
"I know that your family produces good wine, but the purple gold alcohol hidden in this palace was buried by Emperor Gaozu. At the beginning, thirty-six urns were buried, but now I am afraid that there are less than ten urns. You know how rare this wine is, wait for idlers to take a sip, you kid is so good. Yesterday, His Majesty rewarded me with an urn. After a while, I will ask the housekeeper to give you two jars to go back, which is my thank you. ”
"Her Royal Highness Princess Xie."
Yun Xiao immediately made a look of sincere fear, but his lowered eyes had already turned into a crescent moon smile.
"Oh, yes. The matter of the prince spread outside, you didn't mix it. Listen carefully, this matter can't be mixed, whoever mixes with it dies. But you're an indifferent person, and you won't get involved in this matter if you don't think about it. ”
Yun Xiao was immediately shocked, these royal women are indeed more demonic than one another, is this the so-called sixth sense of women? Historical facts have indeed proved that none of the people who participated in this PK ended well, and even the two contestants died unexpectedly.
"Princess Xie, the kid wrote it down. The kid actually just wants to live an ordinary life, and he doesn't plan to be a general or an official at all.
You don't know, when the kid was in Huainan. It was surrounded by King Wu's army, and there were three layers inside and three layers outside, and more than 10,000 military horses besieged the boy's military village. And the kid has only more than 100 people, and there are hundreds of old and weak women and children. The boy saw Luan Bu's head cut off with his own eyes, and saw with his own eyes the blood flowing in the great battle. Nowadays, the screams of the wounded will echo in the ears every night, and the midnight dreamer is often awakened by the corpses like a mountain.
Since then, the kid has sworn by it. When I returned to Chang'an, I never came out to fight again, and it was too dangerous to fight. If he could, the kid just wanted to die quietly in the Yun family Zhuangzi. ”
Yun Xiao decided to fool Princess Guantao, showing that he had no ambition for politics. Women are emotional in the end, and it may be easier to succeed than men by playing the emotional card. If you win this ally, she will say something good in front of the Queen Mother. Maybe in the next few years, I won't be too sad. Besides, it won't be long before I have to use her.
Sure enough, Princess Guantao was moved by Yun Xiao's words and sighed.
"It's all Liu Bi's trouble, so you can go out to fight at such a young age. Many of the Liu family's gentlemen are your age, and they will only go shopping and drinking flower wine. It's good that you have such a mind, the court is very dangerous, it's not for your age, it's good not to get mixed into that muddy pond, at least live a little more freely. ”
Seeing the clouds, he was silent. Princess Guantao said again.
"Okay, I'm going to go to the palace to meet the Queen Mother. Are you going? ”
"Minister, there is still something at home. I won't go. ”
Yun Xiao hurriedly pushed the pot, and the palace was now the Longtan Tiger's Den. Don't dare to provoke lightly, and wait until the matter of the mole is solved. Lao Tzu returned to Yunjia Zhuangzi and never came out again. This thing is too difficult to mix, it's not what Lao Tzu is good at, it's better to farm Yunjia Zhuangzi as soon as possible.
Pulled two carts of dancing girls and went home to Kangpingfang, got off the carriage Lao Yu greeted him with a smile, this guy has seen everyone with a smile on his face recently, and Yun Xiao thought that this guy had a mask with a smile.
"Master Hou, good news. Good news. Wei Qihou's mansion sent a reply from the Luan family, and the Luan family, your and Miss Luan's family's relatives, agreed. ”
"Really" Yun Xiao's face was excited, if there is no news, I am afraid that Luan Ling will get married with a big belly. For the sake of your fragile reputation, it's better not to make such a scandal.
"How dare the old slave deceive Lord Hou, it was Wei Qihou's housekeeper who personally came to deliver the post. Now that the post is in the hands of Miss Luan's family, Master Hou will know it at a glance. ”
Lao Yu seemed to be even happier than Yun Xiao, dancing while talking, and those who didn't know thought that he was going to be the groom's official.
"There are two jars of purple gold alcohol in the carriage, which is the fine wine in the palace, one altar will reward you, and the other altar you will give to the housekeeper of Wei Qihou's house."
"Thank you, Lord Xie,"
After Yun Xiao finished speaking, he walked into the gate happily, Lao Yu climbed into the carriage, climbed out of the carriage with a jar of wine in one hand, and followed him to the backyard.
Luan Ling blushed and looked at a post on the table, on which her birth date was written. Yun Xiao picked it up and looked at it, thinking that this was Luan Ling's more close. I saw this thing when I was married to Yan Xian, but I didn't expect to see another one so soon. Yun Xiao is looking forward to seeing more in the future.
Luan Ling was a little shy, and snatched the closer in Yun Xiao's hand. The blushing face is twisted, and there is no longer a little chivalrous demeanor of the original.
"It's all from the Yun family, why are you shy. Tomorrow I will make an appointment with the old man of the Yan family, and the two of you will pass the door together. ”
"Wow, no shame."
Luan Ling spat Yun Xiao and turned around, her face becoming more and more blushing, and it was obvious that she had thought of something.
Yun Xiao hugged Luan Ling from behind, and kissed her cheek lightly with his lips. The round ear beads feel good in the mouth, and young people are prone to accidents together. Xiao Bai looked curiously at the two people who were biting each other, Lan Lan's eyes were full of curiosity, wondering whether to help Yun Xiao, as if he couldn't bite the long haired one.
"Well, no. Aunt Wei said that she couldn't do that while she was pregnant with a child. Luan Ling gasped and pushed away Yunxiao, very reluctant in her heart.
"Whoever said they were going to do that, I'm going to teach you a kung fu tonight."
"Do you know how to do kung fu? How did I not know? ”
Luan Ling looked Yun Xiao up and down, she had never heard of him practicing kung fu since she knew him.
"This set of exercises is a gentle and innovative method after studying the exercises of many masters such as Ozawa, Nishino, Hata, and Muto. Those who have no great opportunity are not allowed to teach. ”
"Ozawa, Nishino, Muto...... These people have such strange names, and I haven't heard of them yet. My grandfather should know all the names reported by the rivers and lakes. You didn't even mention it to me. By the way, what's the name of your exercise? ”
"This merit is called the Five Dragons Holding the Pillar Divine Skill, and you will come and teach it to your husband and you."
Xiao Bai looked blankly at the two people biting their ears, and for some reason Luan Ling's face became more and more ruddy. The candle flame was blown out, and there was a strange noise in the room. Xiaobai licked his lips and ran to the backyard. There is a large group of fragrant people there, and Xiaobai likes to stay with such people the most.
Lao Yu held the purple gold alcohol rewarded by Yun Xiao and returned to his residence with a smile. He had heard of the name of this purple gold alcohol a long time ago, and Gao Zu had thirty-six urns of wine. If the color is amber and the aroma is pleasant, it is the supreme immortal product. Even those high-grade concubines in the palace may not be able to drink it, but today they actually got two altars at once, which is really good.
The old woman at home was packing up her things on the Zhuangzi, and she happened to hook up with a dancer in the backyard these days. The taste is really wonderful, and it must be very gentle on the bed to drink a few cups together. Thinking of this, Lao Yu smiled and came to the backyard with a jar of purple gold alcohol.
Gently tapped the door three times, this is the password that has been ordered. A Le Niang opened the door one by one, and a gentle body threw herself into Lao Yu's arms.
"Hurry up, those little hooves are going to take a bath. I guess you're coming, so I'm waiting for you here."
Le Niang, then said that she helped Lao Yu take off his robe.
"Slow down, my little heart, see what I've brought you."
Lao Yu said and put the purple gold alcohol on the table, and when he opened the sealing mud, a refreshing aroma of wine came out. Lao Yu and Le Niang involuntarily took a few breaths of air, as if the fragrance had made them drunk.
"This is the purple gold alcohol rewarded by Master Hou, hurry up and bring two cups."
Lao Yu was drunk and instructed Le Niang.