Chapter 63: A Chaotic Day

Yun Xiao sat in the main hall and touched left and right, the uncle of Yishui was either the uncle. In the Han Dynasty, there were a lot of people who could mix with the title of Hou Ye surnamed Liu, but most of them were uncles surnamed Liu at the level of Yunxiao. Yun Xiao's side is full of all kinds of beards, from hairy beards to beards to elaborate three strands of long hair.

With the Yun family's chef supporting the scene, the palace banquet of the Han Court is several grades higher than that of Liu Biao's family, at least there will be no local tyrant dishes such as tofu stewed bean skin. Yun Xiao picked up the bun and took a bite, well, the fat and thin pork belly, and also knew that the chicken soup improved the freshness, which was worthy of praise. I didn't look at a bearded uncle next to him, his mouth was full of oil, and his big hand stained with oil wiped it on his body a few times and then touched the bottom of the palace maid's skirt.

Damn, I touched the salted fish's hand and didn't wipe it and grabbed the bun again. This uncle's taste is heavy enough, Yun Xiao turned sideways. I hope to stay away from this uncle as much as possible, and there will be no good people in the old Liu family, you must know that the palace maids in the palace do not have ** such equipment. Although it is not like the jade rabbit flying around the city with golden armor, it is definitely all kinds of abalone hidden on the side.

Most of the marquis of the Liu family are salty and wet, and they took a fancy to the palace people and told His Majesty that in addition to the high-grade concubines, most of them could also be taken away. Everyone is a relative, your third uncle is my second uncle, everyone is surnamed Liu, regardless of each other. At this point, Liu Qi is a little fearless. As long as all the ones you like are taken away, they will be laid off in the palace. The old doesn't go, the new doesn't come, I don't see that the princesses' side jobs are all over the world to pull women for the emperor's brother.

It was drizzling lightly outside, and it was very cool at the door, looking at the innermost sweaty princes. Yun Xiao's heart was happy, as if he would show his identity when he entered the emperor. Lao Tzu sat at the door, Lao Tzu was cool. Tian Wei hid in the corner, beckoning to Yun Xiao with a bright smile on his face.

Yun Xiao saw that everyone was enjoying the song and dance, so he slipped over and walked over.

"Marquis of Lintong, the official has been promoted, and the title has been promoted. Don't you forget your brother, I haven't come to Chang'an for so long to play with my brother. ”

Damn, you go to the casino all day long, and then you just play that football is not like football basketball is not like basketball. Lao Tzu is with you, and it is not easy to learn sincerely. This is the truth that can't be said, seeing people and talking about people and talking about ghosts, this is a necessary skill for being an official, and Lao Tzu is also an official now.

"I just moved to the Xinhou Mansion recently, and things haven't been sorted out yet. After the Hou Mansion is finished, I will definitely invite you to come over and have a good drink. ”

The nonsense came as soon as he opened his mouth, Yun Xiao didn't know when he had this skill again, could it be that he was automatically equipped when he became an official?

"This time, thanks to your blessings, brother, I made a fortune. By the way, brother, your share will send you home tomorrow, and bother you with a glass of wine by the way. ”

It's a good thing to share money, and that has to be supported.

"What is the harvest this time?"

"This time the army has gained a lot, and several main generals have made a lot of money. The interest on the loan will be repaid as soon as it returns to Chang'an, and it will be repaid one by one. Borrow as much as you want, brother, your 10,000 guan is now 20,000 guan. Or brother, you have a vision, King Jiaodong earned 50,000 yuan this time. My sister has been praising you, and said that there is time for King Jiaodong to reward you well. My sister has a reluctant request for me to tell me, and I also ask Lintong Hou to agree. ”

"Brother Tian, please speak."

"My sister intends to ask Brother Yun to teach King Jiaodong and serve as King Jiaodong's teacher."

"Ah......h

Yun Xiao was not prepared at all, and couldn't help but suffocate for a while.

The Queen Mother sat in the middle of the hall, looking blankly at the front with her two eyes. I listened to the sound of silk and bamboo music and the constant compliments of my two sons and courtiers. His wrinkled face glowed red, and from a distance, it looked like a blooming chrysanthemum. From the beginning of the banquet to the present, the open mouth has not been closed.

"Dou Ying, today you are in charge of the wine order. If you don't drink too much of them today, you will drink all this urn of purple gold alcohol. Hahaha"

Empress Dowager Dou happily instructed her nephew.

"No. Chen Dou Ying obeys the decree. ”

"This glass of wine congratulates our court on defeating the rebels and winning a great victory. Drink from all the public! ”

Dou Ying didn't dare to slack off, picked up the wine glass and began to persuade everyone to drink. The atmosphere of the banquet immediately rose up, and the princes and nobles left the table one after another to dance with the dancers. In Yun Xiao's opinion, these people are more like drunkards. Zhou Yafu held chopsticks and waved heroically, which is very imposing, if in later generations, even the conductor of the Vienna Golden Hall will be at this level.

King Liang swayed left and right, twisting his waist and swinging his hips and buttocks. I really didn't see it, this guy is still a rock 'n' roll youth. As for Liu Rong's cramp dance, Liu Biao's square dance, and the elderly disco danced by the princes with gray hair. For a while, there was a trend of demons dancing in the main hall.

Liu Qi laughed when he saw it, if it weren't for the restrictions of his identity, it is estimated that he would have danced for a while in the afternoon.

King Liang jumped for a while, tired and sweaty. Throwing himself down on the seat, the two palace people hurriedly pinched Liang Wang Chitose and beat his back to move his muscles and bones.

"Third child, come and have a drink with me." Liu Qi picked up the wine glass, tilted his neck, and a cup of amber purple gold alcohol entered his stomach.

"Mother, you don't know that the third child has made a great contribution this time. Guarding Suiyang for three whole months, he didn't let Wu Chu's 200,000 allied troops cross the thunder pond one step. I heard that at the most critical moment, even the grooms and cooks boarded the city wall with weapons to guard them, and my brother did not take off his armor and hold a sword to defend the city for three months. In this counterinsurgency, my brother should be the first to take the lead. Come on, come on, have another drink. ”

Liu Qi was obviously drunk, and began to talk nonsense to his mother. I haven't taken off my armor for three months, so how did you fix it, buddy?

"Wu'er can be literate and martial, and he will be Yao Shun in the future."

The Queen Mother said with a smile, without a trace of waves on her peaceful face.

"Yes, yes," Liu Qi replied casually, and his drinking action suddenly stopped. A pair of eyes looked at his mother suspiciously. The people nearby who heard the conversation just now were all stunned and returned to their seats. Several people fainted on the spot pretending to be drunk, and they were carried out of the main hall by the attendants and immediately opened their eyes, and panicked and ordered to prepare the carriage to go home.

The people who didn't hear what they had just spoken in the distance quickly noticed the strange atmosphere of the throne and returned to their seats without saying a word. The musician with a keen sense of smell also noticed the abnormality, and the sound of the silk bamboo stopped abruptly. But for a moment, the hall that was still chaotic just now was terrifyingly quiet. Everyone controlled their breathing, and a needle dropped in the hall could be heard clearly.

"There is no joke. His Majesty just agreed with the old body's statement, for the Han Dynasty and for the ancestors. Please ask Your Majesty to establish Liu Wu, the king of Liang, as the emperor's younger brother, and I will have a successor in the future. ”

Empress Dowager Dou's face was abnormally flushed, and her words were sonorous and powerful, not at all like they came out of an old man's mouth. Liu Qi was stunned for a while, not knowing how to answer. Liu Wu was also so frightened that he stood on the spot, not knowing what to do.

The inside of the hall was even quieter, and the hall of one hundred and ten people couldn't even hear the sound of breathing. Only the sonorous voice of the Queen Mother surrounds.

Liu Qi's face turned white and red, and he continued to drink with a wine glass, nor did he put it down. All the ministers seemed to have lost their voices collectively at this moment, and none of them dared to stand up and speak for him.

Seeing this scene, Dou Ying hurriedly knelt on the ground. Facing the three people on the main seat: "Empress Dowager, just now Your Majesty drank too much wine and lost her words, so it is appropriate for the ministers to discuss such a major matter of the court." ”

"The royal family is the heavenly family, the Son of Heaven has no family affairs, the royal affairs are the affairs of the imperial court, today ......"

"Mother, I did drink too much. The son was too strong to drink and retired first. Third, you accompany your mother to have a few more drinks. For my brother to go and rest first, and another day, our brother will drink a few more glasses. ”

Liu Qi interrupted the Queen Mother's words, and with the help of the ladder handed over by Dou Ying, he immediately became drunk. Let Qiandu support him, and leave the hall without looking back.

There was silence in the hall for a while, and the old foxes retreated. After a while, the hall that was full of people just now walked cleanly, leaving a Dou Ying who was kneeling on the ground trembling.

After a long time, there was a heavy cold snort from Dan Qiao.

"Wei Qihou, you don't want to come to Changle Palace in the future. In the future, the Dou family will not have you, and I will not have you as a nephew. ”

Dou Ying raised his head and took a look, only to see the back of the Queen Mother and the same eyes as the wolf of King Liang. Dou Ying's head hurriedly lowered again, thinking about whether this bet was right or wrong.

"Is Your Majesty going to Jiaofang Hall or ......?"

Qiandu cautiously asked the master, at this time, it is best not to make the emperor unhappy. Otherwise, your life will be lost.

"Go to the heart."

Liu Qi lay on the royal bowl, thought for a while and replied.

In the cell of the Imperial Lieutenant's Office, an attendant was looking left and right with a thief's eyebrows. Concubine Li was dressed as a palace maid and squatted in a dirty cell. Opposite her was a bruised chestnut, and it was clear that the Imperial Lieutenant had not taken care of the great order, but had faithfully carried out the emperor's will.

"Big brother, how can they beat you like this."

When Concubine Li saw Li Ben's current appearance, she cried bitterly.

"Sister, don't cry, brother is not going to be done. It's hard for you to come back, I have something to explain. I don't know what's going on outside now, but I've always been good friends with Dahonglu Liu Hui. If you have something to discuss with Liu Hui, if King Wu's matter is found out, you will push it on your brother, remember to keep Rong'er as the top priority. As long as Rong'er becomes the emperor, my Li family will still have a bright future. Remember, remember. ”

"Big brother, don't worry. On the day Rong'er ascended the throne, I will never let go of those who have harmed my Li family. ”

Concubine Li gritted her teeth and said hatefully.

The waiter who put the wind at the door ran over in a panic.

"Mother, it's not good. Zhi is here, let's quickly dodge, if we are discovered, it will be a big deal. ”