Chapter Seventy-Five: The Two Gods of Lust
I thought that by avoiding the squirting outside the door, I avoided the haunting of the cave room, but I didn't expect that there were seven or eight women hiding in the cave room. The two wives sat honestly on the bed, and the women began to help the new aunt undress. Yun Xiao was almost so frightened that he jumped on the beam of the house and fled, but under Yun Xiao's fierce resistance, he finally left a pair of trouser forks.
The two brides just watched their husbands being insulted by a group of women and were indifferent. A large tub was lifted, and the women pressed Yun Xiao into the bucket to break up their hair and began to bathe. Lao Tzu wants a cave room today, and yesterday I couldn't wait to rub off a layer of skin, so I don't need to wash it today. Yun Xiao felt that the current scene seemed to be what he had seen in an action movie in the island country, if it weren't for his marriage today, Yun Xiao would have the heart to call Xiaobai.
Extremely excited women rubbed up and down Yun Xiao's body, and the two younger ones were holding their feet and brushing with brushes. I didn't let go of the inside of the toes, which made Yun Xiao want to die. If the eldest sister's skills are not in place, don't learn from others to do foot therapy, do you have to brush the soles of your feet? It wasn't until the women felt that Yun Xiao had been peeled off another layer of skin that the groom was spared and left satisfied.
Two well-behaved maids came over with a bowl of wontons, and Yun Xiao was furious when he ate it. Damn, it's not cooked, and the signboards of the Yun family's delicacies are all smashing your two hundred and five. Just about to scold, Aunt Wei asked with a smile, "Is it alive or not?" ”
Yun Xiao suddenly realized, it seemed that he had seen this thing more than two thousand years later. But it's dumplings, and it's for my wife. Where is the reason for giving food to men?
It wasn't until I saw that the two wives who also ate raw wontons said that they were born, and their hearts were immediately much more balanced. Looking back at Luan Ling, who was blushing, she was really born in a few months. One left and one right carried the two wives to drink a glass of wine, and the wontons in their mouths were swallowed with a glass of wine, a sweet mouthful of happiness. Aunt Wei led the two maids out of the cave room with an ambiguous expression. Liu Er's miserable screams were heard in the distance.
Marrying a wife is a sinful thing, in a literary, painful and happy. The women are gone, and so are the maids. Leaving only the washed and bleached Hou Ye, Yun Xiao was tired and pushed the two wives in for a whole day and lay down.
There was a sharp pain in his waist and eyes, and Yun Xiao hurriedly jumped up. When I lifted the quilt, I saw that there were lotus seeds and jujubes underneath. Damn, which bastard put two walnuts in it. Lao Tzu's waist can be of great use today, but how can it be used if it is broken.
Rubbing his painful old waist, Yun Xiao suddenly found a problem. It seems that two people should enter the cave room, and today I married two people, but how can the three people in this cave room enter the law. You can't be a big ** on your wedding night, it's too open. was stunned, Luan Ling had already climbed up from behind.
When I looked back again, I found that Yan Xian had turned into a little white sheep. Holding a beautiful woman in her arms, and a goddess lying on the bed. The glass of wine that I had just drunk seemed to be a bomb, and it was detonated in an instant with a bang. The goddess's mouth made a cat meow similar to February and August, and Luan Ling also murmured in a low voice. The two deadly ** made Yun Xiao's brain blank, and tonight's qiē will be handed over to instinct.
When the day dawned, the dead chickens began to crow, and the chickens were all over the clouds, and they buried their heads in a pillow in anger. The rooster crowed twice, and Yun Xiao wanted to break the chicken's neck. The rooster stopped crowing, and it is estimated that the neck has been broken. I don't know who is so caring, this is a good phenomenon and I have to appreciate it well.
The damn Chang'an bell and drum rang again, and the bell rang again in the morning and at night. His mother's son is not a monk, and he listens to the bell and sleeps every day. Every time the street drums are beaten, jackal-like servants come out of every corner of Chang'an, like mushrooms after the rain. Crazy gnawing at those who are still stranded on the streets.
Although the monthly PM2.5 did not exceed the standard this year. However, such a humanistic environment makes Chang'an obviously unsuitable for human habitation.
The chicken can be strangled to death, but the bell supervisor in charge of the bell and drum cannot afford to provoke him. Since you can't afford to provoke it, you can only hide, and you will go back to Yunjia Zhuangzi tomorrow, Lao Tzu finally got the goddess home and was not allowed to take a few days of marriage leave?
Touching the sore lumbar vertebrae and struggling to get up, the two wives curled up on the couch like kittens. The mutton fat-like whitening skin was exposed to the air, and a beautiful smell filled the room.
took a blanket and carefully covered it with two wives, and no one showed such a good-looking wife. Maids can't do it, and no one can take advantage of their own cheapness.
There are no elders to ask for peace, Yan Qing's old guy sent his daughter yesterday and returned to the newly built Yan family Zhuangzi. tied his long hair into a ponytail and walked out of the room, and Lao Yu thoughtfully prepared a large bucket of hot bath water in the side room. smiled and asked the Hou Ye to bathe and change clothes. Yun Xiao was very satisfied with his housekeeper and walked into the wing room proudly.
As soon as I stepped in, I couldn't get complacent, and two stunning beauties were prostrating themselves on the ground. A large tub of bath water is steaming, is this for bathing or shedding? Besides, these two women can be called at will?
turned around and kicked Lao Yu fiercely, and whistled. A snow-white shadow rushed into the courtyard, playing treasure and selling cuteness in front of Yun Xiao, and the green beads and green stamen, who had just been so ashamed that even his neck was red, immediately turned white. screamed like a rabbit with an arrow, and his body was even faster than Xiaobai.
"There's something on your mind all day. These two women can't be touched, except for the majesty who touches and who dies. After the reprimand, Lao Yu got into the big wooden barrel with Xiaobai in his arms, but fortunately he saw that the steam and boiling water were not hot. One person and one leopard were lying in the hot water, and they almost screamed out in comfort.
Lao Yu Shanshan smiled, nodded and went out, his eyes full of disappointment and loneliness.
After soaking for half an hour, Yun Xiao's skin wrinkled. Xiaobai soaked his hair fluffy, and a good leopard looked like a Tibetan mastiff from a distance.
clapped his hands, but fortunately it was Aunt Wei who came in. Except for her and the old man of the Yun family, no one dares to come in now. Not everyone has the courage to face a leopard, such as Liu Er.
Liu Cheng is a good comrade, and he told Yun Xiao the story of what happened last night. The words are extremely respectful to Liu Er, and every time he mentions it, he must call him the two gods.
Looking at the two gods who were lying on the bamboo couch and humming, Yun Xiao was confused. I can't figure out what happened last night. Why is there such a big bamboo shoot on Bai Huahua's buttocks, the chrysanthemum of the two gods can now stretch out a fist, and it must be much happier in the future. With such a heavy blow, the Holy Hand of the Imperial Doctor shook his head.
It is said that the two gods were almost bitten off by Xiaobai's neck, but the screams of the earth-shattering ghosts and gods frightened Xiaobai for a moment. The bear who rushed over took advantage of this stunned effort and flew to knock Xiaobai down. This saved the two gods.
The two gods had many bruises on their bodies, and they were scratched by Xiaobai on their shoulders. The blood gushing out quickly soaked through the clothes, and everyone was shocked. The imperial physician was on an errand in the palace, and Lao Yu had no choice but to invite Zifeng, hoping that this master of the medical school could help the two gods stop the bleeding.
Zi Feng deserved to be the true inheritance of the Holy Hand of the Imperial Doctor, and as soon as he applied the gold sore medicine, he immediately stopped the bleeding wound. Supposedly, if you are so badly injured, you just stay honest. But the two gods are the two gods, and the eyes full of peep desire looked at the departing Zi Feng for a moment. It was as if his eyes were X-rays and could see through black robes.
"This woman must be extremely beautiful."
Staring at the unfocused eyes, the two gods said from the bottom of their hearts to a group of big-eyed and small-eyed gentlemen.
The two gods who were obsessed with lust did not wait or rely on it, and decided to rely on themselves to take down Zifeng with lightning speed. It's just a medical girl, how can we say that we are also the generals of the Han Dynasty. Just allow you to Yunxiao Cave Room, if you can't do it, I'll be happy. Go back and discuss with the Marquis of Lintong to come back, what is the matter with my brother.
The two gods stepped on the vain steps, and in the adoring eyes of the gentlemen, they followed Zifeng to the back house step by step.
In the middle of the night, an oil lamp like a bean never stopped, and Zi Feng took a roll of bamboo slips and studied it carefully. From time to time, I would gesture on something around me, and after a long time, I would suddenly have a bright expression and let out a knowing smile. The saliva of the two gods in the bamboo forest outside the window flowed out, and he was still literate and hyphenated. I like such an interesting woman the most, breaking a bamboo branch to drive away Liu Cheng and other gentlemen who are following behind.
Nigami straightened his somewhat crooked clothes and tightened the linen cloth that wrapped the wound. I am a military general, and I can't get out of the line of fire with a slight injury, that is Zu Xun, and this injury does not prevent this little girl from taking down. The two gods have always been very confident in their martial arts.
Slowly walked into the window, his eyes never left Zi Feng, who had been reading and thinking hard. Delicate hands with creamy skin must be comfortable to hold. The big watery eyes like it at first glance, although he is wearing a black robe, he can still see the delicate figure, and the two gods seem to have seen the body of the red lamb inside.
The saliva system developed again, and saliva flowed down the corners of the mouth. Three steps and two steps to the window, about to make a declaration of love to the woman he likes.
"Mom." An exclamation resounded throughout the universe as he saw something around Zi Feng. It turned out to be a gray-white complete human skeleton, and Zi Feng's Qianqian jade hand was constantly comparing between the ribs. The two holes in the black hole in the skull's head were facing him, and his jagged teeth seemed to let out a painful scream. One arm bone stretched straight towards the two gods, as if they wanted to ask the two gods to save themselves from this devilish woman.
The two gods were suddenly frightened, and Dengdeng took a few steps back. With a stir under his feet, he sat down straight and straight. Where the butt landed was the huge bamboo shoot.
"Ah~~~~~~h
The gentlemen behind him were all terrified, and this scream was not a sound that humans could make at all.
Yun Xiao looked at Liu Cheng, who was talking with flying eyebrows, and couldn't help but sigh secretly. is the same gentleman, others are unlucky to be so happy, is it really the hatred of Chi Luoluo that is there in the same peers?