Chapter Seventy-Six: Buy One Get Two Free

The way the imperial doctor took out the bamboo shoots was very rude, and the screams of the two gods were sad to hear. Yun Xiao couldn't hear it, so he stepped forward and persuaded him.

"Master, Liu Er also has a little admiration for Zifeng. Although I was a little impatient, I didn't make a fuss! You're a master, let him go when he's a fart. ”

Not to mention that it's okay, Yun Xiao's method of debridement by the Holy Hand of the Imperial Doctor has become even more tyrannical. The old man accepted such a disciple, how could he let such a fool beat her mind.

The screams of the two gods are really sad for those who hear them, and tears for those who see them. When the voice came out, the neighbors thought that the Yun family was killing pigs.

Without anesthetic, you have to wait hundreds of years for hemp to boil. Hua Tuo may be in the body of his ancestor of which generation, he is in liquid form.

The screaming stopped abruptly, and Yun Xiao thought that the two gods were hanging. Hurriedly reached out to probe his nose, but fortunately he just fainted. One last glance at the miserable chrysanthemum of the two gods, Yun Xiao hurriedly sent someone to send him back in a carriage. This reputation is terrible, and it will not be long before the news that someone was exposed on his wedding night will spread all over Chang'an. The good things of Chang'an people don't know how to arrange themselves, and Chang'an people with long mouths and ears have always been as passionate about gossip as they are on fire.

Shaking his head, he let go of these annoying things.

There are no elders to say goodbye, but there are still people waiting to thank you. Liu Qi in Weiyang Palace and Empress Dowager Dou in Changle Palace were rewarded with heavy gifts. On the second day of the wedding, I went to thank the royal for his grace, which was also a sign of respect for the two bigwigs. However, on the issue of order, Yun Xiao did waste his brain. Now the mother-son relationship of the first family is delicate. Go to see the Queen Mother first, and the emperor will think that he is closer to the Queen Mother. Go to see the emperor first, and the queen mother will think that she is closer to the emperor.

A small matter like Shane would suddenly be magnified to the height of standing in line. The question in the general direction cannot be ambiguous, this is Taizu's testament, Yun Xiao deeply believes it.

The annoying problem kills Yun Xiao's brain cells, after being overclocked by the CPU and running at high speed. Yun Xiao finally came up with a countermeasure, and the two wives went to Changle Palace. If you go to Weiyang Palace by yourself, it's best to go together so that no one can find fault. To be able to come up with such an idea, Yun Xiao himself felt that he was a talent.

Weiyang Palace, Zichen Palace.

"Your Majesty, the old minister thinks that in today's situation, His Majesty should establish a prince as soon as possible."

Dahonglu Liu Hui hugged Chao Wat, and his voice was incomparable.

"You are also a member of the Liu family, and you don't know what the Queen Mother means. At this time, it is difficult to establish a prince. Besides, Rong'er's personality is perverse, and I don't seem to be suitable to be a prince. ”

Liu Qi was a little embarrassed.

"Your Majesty, the old minister thinks. Although the eldest son of the emperor is not suitable to be a prince, the ancestral system is coerced by the former queen mother, and the current situation can no longer be delayed. Moreover, the emperor's eldest son is young, as long as he finds a suitable teacher for the emperor's eldest son, and carefully teaches the ministers, he thinks that he can still be competent. ”

It is obvious that Liu Hui thinks that Liu Rong is an object that can be saved, but there is just a lack of someone to save.

"Oh, who do you think is the right teacher for Rong'er?"

"Chen Baoju general Dou Ying was appointed as the crown prince."

"But his relationship with the Queen Mother is very stiff now, will it ......?"

"Your Majesty, General Dou is the Empress Dowager's own nephew. The so-called broken bones and tendons, the future of the Dou family is the hope in the heart of the queen mother. And in the generation of the Dou family, only Dou Ying can be of great use. Sooner or later, the Queen Mother will reconcile with General Dou, but she just lacks an opportunity. We just need to find the right person to thread the needle in it, and the matter will not be difficult to solve.

And General Dou becoming the crown prince will undoubtedly be of great benefit to the future of the Dou family. Presumably, if the Queen Mother knew His Majesty's decision, she would agree for the future of the Dou family. ”

Politics is the art of compromise, and it is clear that Liu Hui is a master of the middle. The reasonable words really moved Liu Qi.

Qiandu walked in and said to Liu Qi: "Your Majesty, Lintong Hou Yunxiao came to thank you." ”

"Da Honglu stand aside for the time being, and I will think about what you said."

After Liu Hui bowed, he retreated

Since she was a child, Empress Dowager Dou has favored the young Liu Wu, and it is true that Liu Wu is a superior asset when it comes to cultural governance and martial arts. In many ways, he even surpassed himself, but this throne was not a county. If once Liu Wu becomes the prince, he will have soldiers and soldiers, and he will have money and food. Woe to Xiao Wall is just around the corner, and it is impossible to pass the throne to Liu Wu no matter what.

Liu Qi was pondering, and suddenly found that there was already a person standing under the steps.

Yunxiao Shi Lishi's waist was about to be broken, and he didn't know what Liu Hui's old bastard said to the emperor. Let the emperor be here for so long, and he doesn't mean to look at himself at all when he looks at the sky with his beard. What can there be in heaven? UFO?

"You're married now, and you're an adult. Tell me what you want to do in the future. If you are willing to lead troops, there is still a lack of a lieutenant among the guards. If you want to go to the local area, you can choose the official position of 2,000 stones. ”

Liu Qi and Yun Xiao talked while walking in the Imperial Garden.

As an emperor, being able to speak like this shows his trust in Yun Xiao. Obviously, Yun Xiao's behavior was recognized by Liu Qi.

"The minister wants to be an idle job, just stay in the Yunjia Zhuangzi every day."

"Oh, they're all desperate drills. You're good, what official I let you do, what official you push. I'm so unbearable that this emperor is not worth your service? ”

It's not good, the emperor is a little unhappy. In fact, Liu Qiren is still good, but his personality is a little weak, and he is far from being as domineering as his son.

"Your Majesty, the minister has a reluctant request."

"Oh, changed my mind. You say"

"Your Majesty, the minister wants to take the king of Jiaodong to Yunjia Zhuangzi to teach."

"Uh, what do you mean by that. Could it be that the palace is not as good as your Zhuangzi? ”

"Your Majesty, the princes will be princes in the future. It is to guard the money and food of the army and the people of a country and to govern a country, if they stay in the palace. Life is flawless, and you must not know the grains and plants. How can such a prince govern a vassal kingdom well? Broadly speaking, Xiao He's 3,000 laws have to be implemented by officials.

However, the current officials at all levels are filled by nobles with titles, and the imperial court even has a system of donating officials. Nowadays, many officials under 1,000 stone do not know how to shepherd the place. In fact, many places are still controlled by clans, and many patriarchs have even more power than official families. In the long run, how can the Han dynasty be stable?

You once asked Weichen on the Yun family Zhuangzi how to make the bankers in the world as rich as the Yun family's bankers. Weichen now tells sùmajesty xià, as long as the officials in the world are capable officials, then the wealth of the world is just around the corner, and the rivers and mountains of my Han Dynasty will be eternal for all generations. The minister just wants to find a way to train officials, so that there can be more people who can benefit the people among the officials of my Han Dynasty, and there will be fewer people who are vegetarians. ”

Liu Qi suddenly stopped, staring at Yun Xiao with unblinking eyes. It seems that he wants to use his own naked eyes to see through Yun Xiao's heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys. He couldn't understand how he could have such a big heart at such a young age.

What was most lacking in the imperial court of BC? Talent!

More than 20 percent of the people in the Han Dynasty were semi-literate, and the rest were purely illiterate. Many officials can't even recognize all the words, and if they can recognize all the words in these years, they are standard masters of Chinese studies. Don't let the nobles be officials, where to find so many literate people to be officials. I can't understand the decrees of the imperial court, how do you let me, the emperor, manage this huge country?

"Do you mean to let me abolish the law of honorable officials and donating officials? You don't know that your suggestion has made you the enemy of the world's nobles. In the future, although this great man is big, he will not have a place for you to stand. If I had listened to you, I would have immediately caused a change in the wall. ”

Yun Xiao was a little moved, but Liu Qi was still kind. Although he misunderstood what he meant, he still knew to protect himself.

"Your Majesty misunderstood, Weichen definitely didn't mean that. What we mean is that officials have to go through some necessary training before becoming officials. For example, officials in the Shaofu must know how to do arithmetic. Otherwise, how to calculate the mountain of money and grain, it can't always be the calculation of one warehouse and two warehouses.

Weichen wanted to find some noble children, and the ministers would bring them to Yunjia Zhuangzi for proper placement. Teach them literacy, arithmetic and miscellaneous studies. Ten years later, they will be qualified officials when they become officials. And the king of Jiaodong will inevitably be a qualified prince, and Jiaodong will inevitably become a rich feudal country of my Han dynasty. ”

"Well, since you have this ambition. I naturally support you, I will not only send the King of Jiaodong to your Yun family, but I will also send the King of Zhongshan and the King of Jiaoxi to your Yun family Zhuangzi. ”

Yun Xiao was shocked, I relied on Lao Tzu to teach your son for free, you have to take advantage of it to death. This is not a supermarket event, let's not bring a buy one get one free, not to mention that you have a match for both.

Liu Sheng, the king of Zhongshan, is not a good cake. I did my best all my life. It made its due contribution to the population growth of the Han Dynasty. The son alone gave birth to more than 100 sons from his mother, and a grandson named Liu Bei after I don't know how many generations. After saying that Lao Tzu was King Jing of Zhongshan at every turn, he was arrogant and messy, and he was addicted to being an emperor for his life.

Jiaoxi Wang is even more wonderful, this guy is just the opposite of his brother is Yang Wei. It is said that when you touch a woman, you will get sick for several months, and the biggest hobby in her life is to make people whole.

In a small Jiaoxi country, officials below 2,000 stone are exchanged more frequently than Tuozhuang. If you are able to do it and haven't lost your head yet, you really have to go to see if the smoke is billowing from the ancestral grave.

Another hobby of this guy is traveling, and the fashionable saying is called microservice private visits. No monks, no concubines. With a group of bodyguards and thugs, if you don't like it, you can beat it and grab it. I also like to visit the same spot over and over again. The people of Jiaoxi are so noisy that this guy goes to other places to make trouble. It is said that when he was most arrogant, he even stole the royal things in the palace, and even the ruthless Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty took him, you let me teach him!

Yun Xiao regretted it so much that he wanted to hit his head to death.