Chapter 27: Yun Hao's Revenge
Qi Guoyuan's cat is in the water, like a king eight. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info The inside of the belly seems to be boiling, and the farts are coming out in strings. From the outside, it looks like the water is boiling. The hornets "buzzed" and "buzzed" around the water, and Qi Guoyuan only needed to breathe. A fierce guy pounced on him, so frightened that Qi Guoyuan hurriedly retracted his head again.
These hornets don't know what kind of alien species they are, but they are half the size of a finger. The bee needle on the tail is half an inch long, so you don't have to think about it if you get stung and don't want to live.
"Brother Hao, why are those hornets chasing him?" Hou Junji was lying on the tree, holding a pergola like a monkey. On his head, he was still wearing the straw hat that Yun Hao taught him to weave, which looked indescribably funny.
"Stupid, he's drenched in the queen bee's fluid. Naturally it will attract wasps and don't make you think hornets are crazy. Stare at him? I'll tell you a secret, in fact, a wasp stings a person and then dies. Because the bee needles will bring out a piece of intestines, so if there is no great benefit or really anger them, these little guys will not fight with you. "Hornets in the wild have a bad habit of taking over bee nests, and Yun Hao takes advantage of this principle. I tried to get a little royal jelly and let Lai Shun'er secretly get it on Qi Guoyuan's body, but I didn't expect the effect to be surprisingly good.
However, Qi Guoyuan can become the three masters of Shaohua Mountain, so he naturally has his own unique place. The creature had already made a reed stick, and was hidden in the water and breathed against the reeds. Those hornets "buzzing", "buzzing", "buzzing" around, there is nothing to do with him.
"Okay, are you ready for what you've prepared?" Yun Hao turned to look at Hou Junjidao.
"Brother Hao, don't fix him like this. Didn't you just rip off your clothes and beat you up a few times, wouldn't it be a bit too much for you to do that? Hou Junji shuddered when he thought of Yun Hao's method of dealing with Qi Guoyuan.
"Excessive? He dared to pity him for not picking up your clothes, and he stripped you naked and threw you there in public. Would you like to? Not to mention beating Lao Tzu's ass, remember, Lao Tzu's ass is the tiger's ass, you can't touch it! "Thinking about being stripped naked, Yun Hao gets angry when he embarrasses himself in front of people. Lao Tzu's psychological age is also in his sixties, and he dares to let Lao Tzu naked. If you don't take revenge on a non-gentleman, don't take care of your Qi Guoyuan. In the future, won't Lao Tzu become a little kid who can slap anyone? If it weren't for the rectification of Qi Guoyuan, Yun Hao would use the taro pit Xie Yingden to support them when he was full.
"You're only seven years old?" Hou Junji didn't understand that when he was seven years old. There is also a shameless old guy who pulls a cow to eat, why can't Yun Hao touch this guy.
"At the age of seven, you can get people to rip off their clothes and spank them. Again, Lao Tzu's ass is a tiger's ass. Whoever touches it dies! ā
"Good, good! I'll go see if Junko and Biaozi are ready! Hou Junji shuddered when he saw Yun Hao's vicious eyes. Well, this kid is too domineering. Is this kid really seven years old? Hou Junji glanced back, and he felt that this guy's back looked very much like an old man.
I don't know how long it took, Qi Guoyuan finally leaned away from these hornets. Qi Guoyuan, who climbed ashore, was exhausted, and Yun Hao ran over from afar. Seeing Qi Guoyuan lying on the river bank like Wang Ba sun, he hurriedly said, "Leader Qi, look at the mud on your body." Hurry up and wash it, don't catch a cold. ā
When Qi Guoyuan saw Yun Hao, his teeth were about to crush. It's just that this kid is slippery and slippery, and it's not easy to catch. I can only do it in a hurry, and there is nothing I can do. In desperation, I had to get up, these two Xianzhuang said that it was not small, and it was not big. Fortunately, no one saw his embarrassment just now, otherwise how could he have a face. Seeing left and right that there was no one, he hurriedly sneaked back to his yard.
There were people in the courtyard, and they didn't dare to climb into the room through the back window through the main entrance, and suddenly saw a huge wooden barrel in the room, which was full of hot water. When you stretch your hand in, it's just the right amount of heat and coolness.
"Who got hot water for Lao Tzu here?" If something goes wrong, it must be a demon, Qi Guoyuan poked his head out of the window. Ask the minions in the yard!
"Oh, that brother Hao who can cook said. Leader, you fell into the water and wanted to take a bath, so you got this water. Chief, look at your wet hair! ā
"That...... All right! Ask so much what to do, eat up! I don't care about you! "Qi Guoyuan's impatient style of play is gone. I hate Yun Hao to death in my heart, and this kid of his grandmother is afraid that he has spread the matter all over Erxianzhuang. Lao Tzu's reputation was ruined like this.
Hate to hate, the muddy water still has to be washed. Qi Guoyuan, who was helpless, got into the water and had just soaked in cold water for a long time. It's cold and cold, not to mention how comfortable it is to soak in hot water. It's just that the stomach is still not angry, and a few farts are released "crackling", and the voice is tactful and complaining. "Grandma's, wait until Lao Tzu is raised. See how you little bastard cleans up! ā
"Porphyry......!" A series of bubbles came up in the water.
"Leader Qi, this is your fault. I was kind enough to have someone get you bathwater, and you did this to me? It can be seen that good people can't do it! "I don't know when, a small head suddenly appeared in the window. Yun Hao's joking voice came from outside the window!
"Boy, you're going to die!" Qi Guoyuan stood up with a "bang", and found that he was still naked, and hurriedly got into the water again. In the opposite courtyard, there are female dependents. If people see it, the name of the thief will not dare to put it on the head.
"I don't know if I'm going to die or not, it's just that the kid put some alfalfa powder in your water. If this thing is itchy on the body, the lighter person will scratch himself into a blur of flesh and blood. If it is heavy, he may be caught alive. You rip me off my clothes and spank me. Lao Tzu's revenge on you like this shouldn't be too much! Oh yes. You should already have an itching sensation on your body by now! Yun Hao's joking voice came in again.
Qi Guoyuan was immediately undecided, because at this moment, his body really felt a little itchy. To be exact, it's not very itchy, but it's very numb. Poisoned! Qi Guoyuan's eyes immediately widened, a man like him is not afraid of everything, but he is afraid of those poisons. In these years, there is no antidote serum at all, and there are many people who chop their arms and legs after being bitten by a snake. A good man, as long as he is poisoned, he will be wasted.
"Lao Tzu killed you!" Qi Guoyuan was shocked and angry to the extreme, but he just stripped this kid's clothes and slapped him twice. This kid actually used such vicious means to harm himself, even if he was beaten to death by Qin Qiong afterwards. I must let out this evil breath today!
Regardless of whether he had an inch on his body, Qi Guoyuan rushed out of the door like a madman. Seeing that Yun Hao had already run to the gate of the courtyard, the appearance of the two little short legs kicking backwards was indescribably funny.
"Stop......!" Qi Guoyuan was already blood-filled at this time, and chased him out like a madman.
Kankan chased him to the door, and tripped over something under his feet. I fell a, and suddenly heard a woman's scream in my ears. "Catch the thief!"
Qi Guoyuan's brain "buzzed", and it was over.