Chapter 30: The Origin of Transformers
There was the sound of rumbling carriages in the distance, and the old fisherman arrived with fifty Yun family households. Seeing Yun Xiao and the goshawk standing in front of a gorgeous carriage, the old fisherman rushed over with the farmers who had just gotten off the carriage and surrounded the gorgeous carriage. Xiao Bai was the first to rush to Yun Xiao's side, staring at the carriage with a pair of blue dark eyes, and roaring low in his mouth.
Yun Xiao knew from the sound that the guy in the carriage was the one who was dressed like a house sparrow just now.
"If you dare to touch a hair of her, then you are dead. And I promise you, you will die the most tragic death in this world. ”
"You don't frame me, I'll die if I let her out. If you kill Hou Ye, King Wu will not let you go. If you know each other, let me go, otherwise we will break up and no one will be good. Don't scare me with those words, I know when I was a child, horizontal and vertical are generally long, and the worst is just death, what can you do? ”
Yun Xiaowan didn't expect that this guy was still a green-skinned guy with a hob meat temperament.
"No, no, no. As far as I know, there is a word called "If you want to live, you can't die." Of course, I won't use criminal laws such as cannon branding, which are expressly prohibited by the laws of the Han Dynasty, but my Chinese criminal law skills can be described as a hundred flowers.
I knew a penal code that buries people in the sand. Then use a knife to cut your scalp and pour mercury over the wound. Mercury will fall and your skin will separate from your flesh. You're going to feel very itchy, very itchy. But your hands are buried in the sand, and you can't scratch them. You'll keep twisting your body to make it less itchy. You know what happened? ”
"How?" The house sparrow's voice trembled a little, he really had never heard of such a criminal law.
"Then you'll swoop out of your skin, and you're not going to die, I've heard that a skinless man like this can live for three days. You'll watch your skin get nitrated, and then it's made into a belt or a purse. If you live long enough, you may see maggots planted in your body by flies, and those white maggots crawl up and down your body, devouring your flesh......"
"Don't say it."
The house sparrow in the carriage had been frightened and crazy, he was really unheard of such a criminal law, and if he died like this, it would really be better than the joy of his own death.
Taking advantage of the confusion in the house, Yun Xiao had already commanded Xiaobai to climb into the carriage. Xiaobai followed Yun Xiao's instructions and aimed his butt at the curtain that opened a corner.
"Bang." Xiaobai, who had been brewing for a while, finally made a difficulty.
The house sparrow rushed out almost immediately, and without looking at Yun Xiao, he began to vomit profusely as he lay on the edge of the carriage. The sledgehammer passed, picked him up like a chicken, and threw him to the ground fiercely, and the two Yun family farmers who came over tied up the house sparrows.
Yun Xiao had already run into the carriage when the family sparrow rushed out, picked up Yan Xian and ran out. Yan Xian and the house sparrow lay on the side of the carriage for a while, Xiao Bai raised his head and raised his chest and tail erected, jumped off the carriage with a glance at the small mountains, and walked around Yun Xiao.
Pick up the knife and cut the rope that binds Yan Xian, and take out the rag stuffed in his mouth. Yan Xian ignored everyone's onlookers, and threw herself into Yun Xiao's arms, tears rolling down like raindrops in her big eyes. Yun Xiao patted Yan Xian's back and comforted Yan Xian in a soft voice.
All the Zhuang households of the Yun family looked up at the sky, and a few at a loss began to beat the house sparrow lying on the ground and pretending to be a dead dog.
The old fisherman waited for a while, but he didn't see that the pair of little ** had a separate posture, so he coughed loudly.
"Master Hou, this is not the place to talk, do you want to go back to Zhuangzi first. Look here......"
Yun Xiao put his arms around Yan Xian and got into the Yun family's carriage, and immediately became his mother-in-law, there was nothing to be embarrassed about.
"All the dead people have been dug and buried, and all the things have been pulled back, and by the way, the big guy has been brought back with him, and a few more ropes have been tied."
"No"
The goshawk himself climbed into the carriage and sat in front of the car. The Yun family's farmers began to look for tools to dig pits, and the sappers shoveled this thing smoothly, and they were more skilled at digging the soil than fighting with weapons.
"You bad guy, something just smoked me to death. When you go home, you have to take a good shower, and you are covered in stink. ”
Xiaobai glanced at Yan Xian resentfully, turned his head and ignored this ungrateful woman.
Yun Xiao touched Xiaobai's big head and let it put its head on his lap coquettishly.
"Why do you stink, my slender is so fragrant. Come to incense, Yun Xiao pouted and leaned towards Yan Xian's face. ”
"Oh, Xiaobai is looking at it."
Although he was scared by Xiaobai at first, he got along with Guò these days. Yan Xian also fell in love with this big cat who was good at being coquettish and cute.
picked up a cushion and put it on Xiaobai's big head, and then threw Yan Xian on the car. Xiao Bai pulled open the mat, looked at the pair of men and women who were biting together in surprise, and hesitated to join.
The intersection of the Yan family's Zhuangzi was full of people, and almost all the Yan family's villagers were there. Some young and strong farmers are still holding soft bows, and Yan Qing's old figure is standing at the forefront. Hand over pergola, looking into the distance.
The journey was a little short, and Yun Xiao regretted not doing some practical things. Yan Xian was sorting out her messy sideburns while giving Yun Xiao a big roll of his eyes. Suddenly, he felt a heat on his face, and Xiaobai's big head appeared in front of him, and his scarlet tongue licked Yan Xian's face with barbs.
Annoyed and angry, Yan Xian slapped Xiaobai open, and said in his mouth: "Who raises what leopard, with such a master, can you still learn well?" ”
Xiaobai aggrievedly drilled the big-headed Wang Yunxiao into his arms, and didn't care at all about eating other people's fiancée's tofu.
When Yun Xiao walked out of the carriage with Yan Xian, who was blushing and pretending to be unconscious, the Yan family's dealers erupted in cheers. Yan Qinglao burst into tears, showing off and chattering to his five sons, saying that he didn't see the wrong person.
Yan Qing's wife had already cried into tears, and she didn't let go of her daughter's hand. A pair of eyes look up and down as if they were X-rays. From time to time, he scanned Yun Xiao who was standing next to him, and his puzzled eyes seemed to be Yun Xiao's wolf grandmother, who would take away his Little Red Riding Hood at any time.
Yan Qing announced that the Yan family held a grand banquet this evening, and all the Zhuang households in the Zhuangzi came to participate. Once again, the crowd erupted in enthusiastic cheers.
The fat and strong fat pig killed five mouthfuls at once, and the huge marching pot from Yun Xiao kept boiling the pork belly.
The aroma of pork wafted over the Yan family Zhuangzi, and many birds from near and far were invited.
The magnitude of this victory really has to be described as a miserable victory. Although Canghu was rescued, his internal organs were injured, and he was afraid that he would not be able to recover in three or five months. The bear now walks with a limp, and as soon as Batu returns, he changes his pants in a hurry. His breeches had been dragged to expose his buttocks, and he had driven for more than ten miles coolly, and his buttocks were already red from the cold. More than a dozen Hun men were injured, and more than half of them were caused by the Transformers.
Yun Xiao stared at the transformers in front of him, now it was not a rope that tied him, but the crossbow strings of the three-bow bed crossbow that were twisted together, and there were more than a dozen bundles in a bundle. Yun Xiao believes that even if the real Transformers come, they may not be able to break free.
was dragged for several miles, and there were almost no good pieces of skin on his body, but he still didn't die. This made Yun Xiao very surprised, the helmet covering his head had not yet been taken off, and the chest that was lying together showed the vigorous vitality of this guy.
"Take his helmet off and see what kind of monster it is."
Yun Xiao drank old wine to warm up his body and commanded.
"No"
The moment the helmet was taken off, everyone gasped.
Big eyes, collapsed nose. Prominent eyebrow arches, high cheekbones, and a flattened forehead. The chin stretched straight forward, and it surpassed all human earth, and a pair of large ears and a pointed one, comparable to any domestic pig. The most striking thing is that his completely disproportionate little head makes people feel as if Yao Ming has a four-happiness pill on his neck. And there is a head of red hair on the ball.
All the people in the military tent looked at each other, and no one was sure whether the thing was human or not.
Yun Xiao looked at this monster carefully, and he could only describe it as a monster. Because the characteristics of humans and apes are highly unified and combined in this body, it is really impossible to say whether this is an ape or an ape.
This guy seemed to be still very conscious, and his mouth was screaming and repeating simple pronunciations, and Yun Xiao felt as if it was speaking human words but he didn't understand it.
The helpless cloud whistle made people bring the house finch up, and the house finch had long lost its previous hardness. When he saw Yun Xiao bowing his head, he kowtowed like a kowtow insect and shouted to Yun Hou to spare his life.
"It's okay to spare your life, tell me what this thing is?"
Yun Xiao pointed to the Transformers on the ground.
"Back to the Hou Ye, this thing is called Manniu. It was discovered in the deep mountains when the Marquis of Changyi visited Chu a few years ago. It is said that his mother was swept away by the hairy people in the mountains. A few years later, she returned home and gave birth to him the following year.
According to his family, he grew up without clothes, whether it was cold or hot. Even in the heavy snow in the mountains, he moved freely naked. Soon after walking, they will go up the mountain to catch animals and go down to the river to catch fish. And the strength is infinite, and at the age of five he can fight the wild boar in the mountains. At the age of seven, he beat a tiger, but he couldn't feed the family. The Marquis of Changyi spent two dollars to buy it, and brought it back to the Hou Mansion to raise, at first it was just a plaything, and when the guests came, it was a fresh pastime, and he also found someone to train him to do some juggling, but this thing was stupid and couldn't learn it, and the Marquis of Changyi had no choice.
Unexpectedly, this guy actually grew bigger and bigger. When his figure no longer grew, the Marquis of Changyi ordered someone to find an armor master and tailor this set of armor for him. ”