Chapter 31: Manipulating the Brute Bull
"How old is this brute now? Can you hear people? ”
Yun Xiao remembers that he had watched a documentary, about a guy named Huowa in the Shennongjia Mountains, whose origin was extremely similar to this brute bull. It suddenly dawned in his chest that this Transformer was only a few sizes older than the fire baby. If you look closely, you can even look a little close, and I thought it was an unknown creature, but it turned out to be a descendant of a savage plus a microcephaly patient.
However, legend has it that such people do not live long, and their IQ is extremely low, and Yun Xiao wants to know what the IQ of this living hybrid breed is.
"Back to the Hou Ye, Manniu is about eleven years old this year. This person said that he could only understand eating and drinking, and he could occasionally jump one or two words word by word, and he also ate and drank. The others don't speak or understand. ”
The house bird saw that Yunxiao was very interested in the bull, and said flatteringly.
"Oh, how does this brute control it?"
Yun Xiao clearly remembered that Liu Yijin, and pointed to himself and said to kill them. The brute bull roared and rushed over, and in one fell swoop put the tiger over.
"That's ...... It was commanded by the villain. ”
Yun Xiao noticed that the house sparrow's eyes rolled, and the smooth narration paused slightly. Reminiscent of a cute ginseng doll who said, "My mother said that when a person wants to lie to you, his eyes will roll." Your eyes are rolling, don't lie to me. ”
Yun Xiaowan smiled, he didn't expect that he would be almost fifty people in his two lives, and he actually needed a child to teach him to observe words and feelings, which was really the sadness of a scholar.
Touching Xiaobai's big head, Yun Xiao looked at the house sparrow without speaking.
The house sparrow's face kept changing, and a pair of eyes wandered, and finally chose to look down at the ground, looking like a thief.
"Ben Hou teaches you to be a good man, this is a divine beast raised by Ben Hou to listen to it, and it can understand whether what you say is true or false. It sues me if you are false, and you can sue me if what it says is right. ”
After the cat catches the mouse, it likes to play, Xiaobai often likes to do this when he is a child, but now that he has grown up, it is often a wild boar that he plays with. Yun Xiao was very interested in playing this game, because he subconsciously felt that this house sparrow had a lot of things in his head, and if he took it out, he might have some unexpected gains.
"What the villain said is true, if there is a ......"
"Don't swear in a hurry, maybe Ben Hou has fulfilled your oath on a whim. It didn't taste good. ”
The house sparrow was speechless for a while, kneeling on the ground and bowing his head with beads of sweat dripping down his chin to the ground.
"Ben Hou said that there is a way to skin people alive. It was too bloody, and Ben Hou didn't have the patience to find so much sand. But Ben Hou has another way, I wonder if you would like to give it a try? ”
Yun Xiao casually picked up a cloth towel and said to the house sparrow whose body was shaking like chaff: "Someone once did such a thing, stuffing a cloth towel into a person's stomach with a small stick. After the cloth towel is soaked with gastric juice, it will be adsorbed in the human stomach, and I heard that the adsorption force is very large, and it needs to be separated with a knife.
The man tugged hard at the cloth towel until his stomach was pulled out. At this time, people will not die, and then they will start to drag the intestines, and they can be dragged out a few zhang long. Ben Hou is curious if this is true, how about you help Ben Hou verify it? ”
"Puff"
The house sparrow's heart obviously couldn't stand this stimulation, and he fainted on the spot, and there was a foul smell from his lower body.
Yun Xiao was also shocked, didn't he say that he was too expressive and scared people to death? Dude, don't take it seriously, it's just a joke. Cloth towels are not so powerful, and if you want to have that effect, you have to use a towel.
The goshawk stretched out his finger and probed the house sparrow's snort, but fortunately there was still breath. He went out and carried a bucket of cold water, and poured his head on the head of the house finch, and the bright mink coat was poured into wisps of cold water, and the drops of water dripped down the fur and fell to the ground.
The house sparrow woke up slowly, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a pair of aqua blue eyes staring at him curiously.
"Hou Ye spares his life, Hou Ye spares his life. The small ones tell the truth, the small ones tell the truth. There is a copper pipe in the mouth of the Marquis of Changyi, and the craftsman said that he can make a strange sound but people can't hear it, only the beast that has not opened his mind can hear it, and the Marquis of Changyi relies on this copper pipe to control the bull. ”
Digging back, the Han Dynasty was able to create high-frequency ultrasound? This is not scientific, and modern people believe that the discovery of ultrasound was probably discovered in the eighteenth century by missionaries in Europe. I didn't expect that as far back as the Han Dynasty, the Chinese could already use this thing. It's truly a magical land and an age full of discoveries.
"Where is the copper now?"
"It should ...... It should still be in the mouth of the Marquis of Changyi. ”
"Old Fisherman, where is the corpse?"
"Go back to the Hou Ye, bury it."
"Go ahead, dig it out quickly."
Yun Xiao waited anxiously in the military tent, and the big hammer and the old fisherman had already set off with the Yunjia Zhuanghu car. It is so important to be able to control the brute bull, and through the thrilling fight, Yun Xiao realized that this was a perfect killing machine. The only thing that can kill him in the military is mechanical force, or animals like elephants. In a confrontation dominated by pure infantry, a brute bull wearing his own imitation of European medieval full-body plate armor will be invincible.
The picture of a brute bull in plate armor constantly flashed in his mind, invincible. Yun Xiao's face was flushed with excitement, and his hands were uncertain and his fists were changing.
It took less than an hour for the old man and the sledgehammer to go back and back, but Yun Xiao felt as if a century had passed.
"How did you dig it?"
"It was dug up, and the body was in the car outside. I don't know if the copper tube is still in my mouth, and we didn't take it out on the spot.
"Well done, goshawk bring this guy"
Yun Xiao was the first to walk out of the military tent and came to the side of a carriage under the leadership of the old fisherman. Liu Yijin was lying in the carriage, and the arrow that pierced his skull had not yet been pulled out. With its mouth tightly closed, the goshawk climbed up and pried it with a dagger a few times, but it didn't pry it open. I had to smash my teeth with a knife to get a copper pipe out of my mouth.
Yun Xiao carefully observed the brass pipe, which was somewhat similar to the whistle of later generations, and a hollow cylinder had an opening next to it. Unexpectedly, this is the world's first ultrasonic equipment.
"Show him."
The goshawk handed the bronze whistle to the house sparrow, and the house sparrow glanced at it and said, "Yes, yes, yes, this is it." ”
"Go see what else is there."
Yun Xiao saw that the eyes of the house sparrow swept over the corpse from time to time, so he instructed the goshawk to check it carefully.
Obviously, before the body was buried in the soil, the Yun family's farmers had conducted a carpet search. Even the copper buttons on his clothes were torn off, and the jade pendant that Yun Xiao had seen was nowhere to be seen. It seems that it is imperative to rectify military discipline, and the Huns are much better at this, and everything they capture is thrown to Batu, and then distributed by Batu in a unified manner.
Unlike the Yun family, he carries everything in his pocket. In the past, Yun Xiao was very worried about the robbery of the Huns, but now he is even more worried about these Yun family households.
The goshawk searched carefully twice but found nothing, and Yun Xiao looked at the house sparrow with puzzled eyes.
"There is a hidden bag in the big room of the Marquis of Changyi, and there is a bag of jewelry in it."
Seeing Yun Xiao looking at him, Jia Que felt that he had spit out the secret in his heart, and at the same time looked at Xiaobai in great fear.
The goshawk climbed into the car again and almost dismantled Liu Yijin's big bag before finding a gorgeous brocade bag.
Yun Xiao looked at this brocade bag, I was afraid that it would take no less than five taels of gold thread alone, and when he opened it, he saw that the jewels inside were shining in the sun, and Yun Xiao's eyes were spent. Especially one of the pearls the size of a dragon's eye, Yun Xiao took it out and looked at the sun. The four words "Zhuyuan Yurun" are too suitable for this thing, and they have to be used to please the future wife.
Although Yan Xian does not show extraordinary enthusiasm for jewelry, jewelry is still indispensable as a token of love.
He put the dragon's eye back and carried a bag of jewels into his arms. The most important thing now is to figure out the exact use of this copper pipe, take a large bowl of Yunjia steamed wine, and wash this copper pipe again and again. Although I felt very disgusting to hold this thing in my mouth, I decided to endure it for the sake of Brute Bull Yunxiao.
The brute bull was still struggling on the ground, and the wire rope had been cut into the flesh. The Hun men hated him very much, and apparently did not spare his hand at all when he was bound. Yun Xiao heard what he kept muttering, and when he turned around, he asked Jia Qi, "What did he say?" ”
"Well, he's talking about eating."
Jiaque followed behind Yun Xiao and said respectfully. It's hard to associate him with the domineering appearance he had been half a day ago.
Yun Xiao finally knew what it meant to have an amazing amount of rice, and watching the basket of steamed buns with the size of the bowl disappear rapidly, he had to redefine the word rice bucket.
It's so edible, the big steamed bun in the bowl is thrown into the mouth and basically disappears without chewing much. Twenty drawers, the brute cow ate a total of four drawers before it stopped. After drinking a huge pot of egg soup, I looked around. Seeing that the goshawk was straight, the three-bow bed crossbow had been prepared early, and once the situation was not right, the killer would be killed, and there was no way that the psychological shadow brought to them by the wild bull today was too great.
The house sparrow commanded Yun Xiao to learn how to use different long and short tones to control the bull, and from time to time he looked back at Xiaobai, who was looking at the bull with a curious face.
Finally, under the command of Yun Xiao, the brute bull swept down all the newly tied scarecrows. Yun Xiao looked at today's results with satisfaction, and instructed Zifeng to give medicine to the manniu. After changing his clothes, he rushed to the old man's house for a banquet.
This seizure was very rich, nearly twenty ox carts were loaded with rice, and the people brought by Yun Xiao were not used to eating the things in the south of the Yangtze River, so they all gave them to Yan Qing. Leaving only those few carts of pigs, Yunxiao's team has always been a big consumer of meat.
A drawer of pork buns kept ordering to the top of the banquet, and the Yunjia Zhuangmen were busy making buns. Yan Qing's mouth was full of oil, and he also praised the famous sentence that he never got tired of eating.