"Before sunset, get ten taels of gold, and then indulge in flowers, and beauties fall into ......"

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Han Yue took Zhuo Li, trying his best to pretend to be a chic posture looking at the long street, and the corners of his mouth learned the appearance of the rich and handsome in his memory slightly upturned, as if he really had a kind of confidence.

At first glance, he is a merry man, personable, peerless and independent.

If it weren't for the tattered clothes, it would be like that, and as for whether there were a few taels of ink in the stomach, it would be difficult to say.

It doesn't matter, people have to be confident.

The long street is bustling, the flow of people is like a tide, the son who swaggers through the city, the general who patrols the streets, the businessman who is a Zheng Qianjin, the little guy with low eyebrows and pleasing eyes, the Tang Dynasty is mighty all over the world, the bustling flow of people from the south to the north, and the thousands of people under the rule of Tian Khan, I, Han Yue, are here!

As long as the fool is good, the gods will also be overthrown.

"There is more than 1,000 years of knowledge beyond this era, and there is a vision beyond more than 1,000 years of this era, the Tang Dynasty is full of people, and from now on, it will be very exciting to think about it......"

So, let me think about it, how to pretend to be this first time!

Han Yue narrowed his eyes and pondered carefully, how to say that sentence, as soon as human beings think about it, God is in a daze, it turns out that in the novel, it is written like this...... "He is a handsome son, so outstanding, transcendent from all beings." He stood on the long street with his hands in his hands, exuding a strong king and overlord atmosphere, he believed that as long as he stood like this for a while, yes, it only took a while, it didn't take long for the turtles on the street to be poured by his own king and overlord breath, and then crying dad and shouting mother pounced up, bowed their heads, they took out all the silver money on their bodies and stuffed it to themselves, and then hugged their thighs with a handful of snot and tears, and looked up to the sky and sighed: "Lord, I have been waiting for you for 18 years, and finally waiting for the Ming Lord!" ”

"Ho ho ho ho ......" Thinking of the coquettishness, Han Yue couldn't help but raise his hand to cut his hair, wiping the corners of his mouth by the way.

Looking up at the sky, the sun was still early, well, in order to show the heroic posture of the crossing clan, he decided to continue digging deeper according to the idea just now, maybe there would be better inspiration bursting out.

As a shameless old coquette, the basic skills of daydreaming are still very solid!

That's how the rest of the story should be.

Without saying a word, the younger brothers dragged him to the largest Yelai Fragrant brothel in the city, asked for a table of the most luxurious wine and food, and then recruited a group of Qing people who did not sell their bodies.

These beauties who usually treat money as dung are lined up, all of them have low eyebrows and pleasing eyes, and everyone wants to refuse and be ashamed.

Or with tears in his eyes, he murmured, and all the words revealed a meaning: "Xianggong, the slave family is out of the mud and not stained, strong by nature, not selling his art, treating the heroes of the world as grass mustard, the sky is pitiful, and he has kept his innocent body for 18 years, today, you are finally here......"

"Wow Ka, the beauty of the world, all in my hand!" Fantasizing about the coquettish place, Han Yue couldn't help but be lewd. Laughing, there was a silver line overflowing from the corner of his mouth.

"Youna boy, eat me!"

People say that happiness gives birth to sadness, Han Ye means this. Lewd is cool, and suddenly feels that the evil wind behind his head is not good, and he can't help but shiver!

"Nima, this is the rhythm of someone's sneak attack."

Before the words fell, he only felt a strong force coming from his buttocks, kicking him and staggering forward, and suddenly fell on his back.

Poor Han Ye still cared last second. Lewd spring flowers and autumn moons, the next second it becomes a rolling gourd, from the spring and white snow to the lower riba people, this picture is so beautiful that people dare not look at it directly.

"See, this is what this son just said about the vicious dog snatching, which I went to my little sister this morning to ask for advice on martial arts, and I learned it specially...... Hey, as long as you take advantage of people's unpreparedness and suddenly kick it, the posture of the recruiter is this kind of posture of a vicious dog grabbing. When I was kicked at my little sister's place this morning...... Ahem......"

"It's amazing, everyone, look, this kid fell for Young Master Li's trick, and sure enough, he ran forward, and then fell down the street, isn't it just like a hungry dog going to grab. Tsk, such a mastery, how powerful, pity the city up and down the countless heroes, no one has learned, it's not today, Young Master Li mentioned everyone, I don't know what year and month I can understand, I'm really ashamed, ashamed! ”

This ashamed brother's coquettishness can be called a model of shamelessness, the audience is convulsed, and their throats want to vomit, but because of Li Gongzi's face, they have to endure life and death, for a while, but they saw seven or eight people with iron and blue faces, trembling all over, as uncomfortable as sifting chaff.

"I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed!" Only the ashamed brother Qu Gao and widow, are still shaking their heads, as if there is no one around.

"Damn, it's more shameless than Lao Tzu, and he's a master." Han Yue was lying on the ground and hadn't gotten up yet, when he heard this person speak, he immediately rolled his eyes.

"This thing is definitely the elite of the scum world, a good talent in the sycophants, shameless, and flattering!" As a fellow practitioner, Han Yue subconsciously commented. "Mmmm, this sycophant is slapped, the antelope hangs its horns, and it is easy to come by, the attainments are profound, and the kung fu is exquisite."

Unexpectedly, the Tang Dynasty turtle also has a master of the shameless world, it, it seems that the Tang Dynasty is not easy to mix, and he used to underestimate the heroes of the world

He groaned for a while, and was about to get up to see who kicked him and who slapped the ass. At this moment, I suddenly heard another person flattering and chuckling, and said sharply: "It's really admirable, admirable, I believe everyone can see it, our Young Master Li is knowledgeable, and he has his own wisdom in his chest, and he will give us a trick today, and he will make me wait for Daigo empowerment, Young Master Li, I worship you, I want to help you give birth to a monkey......

it, give birth to a monkey? Two big men?

The picture flashed in the minds of countless people, and they all shivered, only to feel that the dog days were not so hot.

A drop of cold sweat also broke out on Han Yue's head! "Ruthless! is more shameless than Lao Tzu, you have a set. ”

He really didn't expect that this admiring brother would be even more obscene than the ashamed brother. , not only lewd. Swinging, and obscene, the most annoying thing is that this thing can even say such a thing as a monkey, Malegobi, this has always been Han Ye's special, okay!

Could it be that this girl is also a person of the 21st century, who came to smash the market and grab business?

Han Yueqi's face is bulging, and if he is cheap, he is invincible, and he has no way to take this fellow practitioner.

"Pat the horse's ass, sooner or later let the horse kick you to death!"

Unfortunately, it backfired.

The so-called thousands of wears, sycophants do not wear. The horse patter was flattering, and he was proud of the beating, and the scene of Han Yue's flirtatious stumbling did not appear.

He waited for a long time, found that there was still no movement, secretly snorted, and slowly got up.

In the blink of an eye, I saw a smug and stinky face.

"The world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient!"

Needless to say, the guy in front of him, who has already laughed into a small flower, is the villain who plotted against himself just now. Look at a birdcage in his left hand, a paper fan in his right hand, nostrils facing the sky, and his eyes are lewd. Swing, with the word 'death' clearly written on his face......

Han Yue gritted his teeth secretly, grandma has a leg, wait, if you don't make you a cripple, you won't be called Han Laosan, the demon king of the world.

The gentleman takes revenge, ten years is not too late, and the villain takes revenge, from morning to night.

As a fool who grew up stealing chickens and dogs, growing up looking for flowers and asking willows, Han Ye even crossed such a great thing, if I can't find it back this time, how can I make a name for myself in the land of Datang in the future.

It's a pity that Li Gongzi has never heard of Han Ye's name, and he still smiles sweetly.

"Let you laugh, Lao Tzu will open a scoop for you." Han Yue looked at Li Gongzi's head viciously, took a deep breath in his mouth, and his eyes began to search around.

Very good, handy equipment.

I saw that not far away, there was a fortune-telling table, and the fortune-teller couldn't even replace the table with three long legs and one short leg because of poverty, so he needed to use a green brick to cushion it.

Green bricks, good, that's it.

The boxy bricks, all those who have mixed it know, are the first artifact of street fighting.

"Count you kid out of luck." Han Yue laughed fiercely, feeling that the broken place on his face was getting more and more painful, and this pain made the evil fire in his heart even more vigorous.

If this revenge is not avenged, it is not Han Yue! As for the consequences, go to Nima to approve ......

Gritting his teeth, Han Yue raised his hand to overturn the table, and then picked up the bricks. I didn't know that he hadn't moved yet, and suddenly I heard a dry cough again, only to see that Li Gongzi, who was underbeaten, threw the birdcage proudly, and said to the ashamed brother and the admiring brother beside him: "Two brothers, I went to my little sister this morning to ask for advice on martial arts, and I not only learned this trick of dog robbery, but also learned a trick...... Look at the two of you, take out the sword ......"

Hum, a little cold came first, and then the gun came out like a dragon!

"Damn, move the guy for no reason, what the hell is this? Do you dare to let Lao Tzu make three moves first? Han Yue scolded, and was about to dodge, when he suddenly trembled and was dumbfounded.

Half a foot in front of him, a long sword suddenly appeared.

The sword light is suffocating, and the cold is shining.

Aim straight at your eyebrows.

As a bastard who has fought countless battles since he was a child, and has been fighting single-handedly and in a hundred battles, Han Ye has never lacked the memory of being pointed at with a knife in his growing up, and even on the belly of his body in his previous life, he had a glorious record of being put into a red knife by a white knife.

I was stabbed before, but I was never afraid.

However, today, at this moment, Han Ye is afraid!

Knife, what kind of knife is it, gold wire big ring knife!

Sword, what kind of sword is it, the Closed Moon Shame Light Sword!

On the weapon spectrum formulas passed down by word of mouth in martial arts, no matter how awesome the artifacts are, they are legends, and Han Yue said that he has never been pressured to do so. The sword that the grandson used to point at his eyebrows in front of him is not only a little cold, that is, the sword body is slightly wider, and it is said that the kitchen knife has been beaten, and I am afraid that it will be a bird.

But don't be afraid!

This sword, it, it, it, it's flying!

That's right, Han Yue was covered in a cold sweat, his eyes were staring at the long sword in front of him, and he only felt that there was a boom in his head, as if he had hit thousands of thunderbolts.

"Giving your life to a sword, taking people's heads thousands of miles away, this sword, it is actually a flying sword ......!"

This Nima painting style is not right, what about the good crossing of the farming court and the heroic recitation of poems to convince the public? Why did it suddenly become Sword and Fairy? Boss, change the dish......

The sword in front of him, cold and bright, it was floating in the air, the tip of the sword pointed at his eyebrows, exuding the cold air of Sensen.

Flying sword, Nima, this is a flying sword!

That's right, as a bastard who has worked countless battles since he was a child, Han Yue pays attention to what he is looking at and listening to, he can see very clearly, the sword in front of him, no one holds the hilt, it is flying in the air.

This is a flying sword, a flying sword that exists in the fairy sword novel stream writers can only imagine appearing.

Cold, shivering!

What comes from the unknown is what is terrible.

The sun is scorching overhead, and the enemy is terrified.

For a 21st century traverser, the war film of aircraft and artillery is just a smile, and although the power of thermal weapons is overwhelming, anyone can bear it.

But you suddenly got a flying sword out, who can stand this! Is brother still on Earth?

Han Yue looked at the sky blankly, looking at the blue sky, there was nothing wrong, although there was less haze and sandstorms, but there was still a taste of the world in his bones, and it was definitely the earth here.

Oh, it's good to be on Earth.

Han Yue let out a long breath of hot air, and his brain spun rapidly! As long as the current crisis is solved, he believes that he will be able to adapt to this era of turtles. No matter how dangerous the earth is, I will not go to Mars. What my brother wants is to wear it in the Tang Dynasty, but it's not an otherworldly chapter!

It's not good to fight, haven't you seen that people even got a flying sword?

Although he has experienced a hundred battles, it is estimated that he will not be able to block a volley sword! Well, the old rules, the fist is not hard enough, the brother uses the tongue!

Han Yue took a deep breath, and was about to stir up his three-inch incorruptible tongue, slapping the horse at the guy in front of him, when suddenly his eyes flashed, hey, there was a major discovery.

It's stupid. What's going on? His face was flushed, his teeth were gritted, and he was in a painful posture like a dead father? Hey, hey, buddy, it's me who is being pointed at by the flying sword, okay? Looking closely, he was still swinging all over, and there were big beads of sweat rolling down his face.

This expression?

"It's in place!"

Han Yue's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but cheer!

The posture of Li Gongzi in front of him has to be described in a poem, that is: ask the suffering people in the world, only those who are constipated and can't pull out can be so ecstatic......

At this moment, all Han Yue's worries fell! This grandson is constipated and can't, well, this word is too coarse to change it, and the elegant way of saying it should be? "I can't do it!"

Yes, I can't do it.

"Ho ho ho! Li Gongzi, don't hold it hard, you have been hard for three seconds, now it is soft, not ashamed. "Kinky. As soon as the laughter came out, the guy in front of him was already deflated, like a basketball that had been punctured, and quickly stopped!

When it is long! Not surprisingly, the majestic flying sword, as if something weak had been shot, fell to the ground (what?). This sentence is too profound to understand? Well, let's have some breath of life: a strong big snake, entered a warm deep hole, spit out a mouthful of white thick phlegm, and then languished, I'm far away, cough cough, director, quickly cut back to the picture...... ）

Saying that, the flying sword fell to the ground, and the grandson in front of him finally got rid of the constipation and distress, and caught a glimpse of Han Yue's lewd face. laughed, and couldn't help but be purple.

"You, you, you, what are you laughing at, don't you look down on the master, if it weren't for the fact that the master was afraid of hurting you, how could he use internal force to pull the sword back, tired like this......"

The voice was wheezing like a cow, and Han Yue was extremely happy to hear it.

"The amount of information in this sentence is really a bit big!" Han Yue touched his chin, his eyes brushed the sword on the ground, and he generally understood! Isn't that a flying sword just now, it's just a special hand-shaking sword technique, which scared my brother to death!

Seeing that Han Yue didn't say a word, Li Gongzi's eyes were just staring at the sword on the ground, thinking that he was looking down on himself, he snorted, and he didn't see how to move, and the sword on the ground buzzed back to his waist and automatically entered the sheath.

"Hmph, if it weren't for the fear of my sister's punishment, I ...... master" Halfway through the scene, he suddenly looked at Han Yue in a daze, his pupils shrank, his face tightened, and he didn't know why, he turned around and left.

Even the ashamed brother and the admiring brother followed suit!

What's going on?

Han Yue watched from behind, and saw that the three of them were getting farther and farther away, and the two sycophants were just that, unsightly, so they didn't look at it. But the figure of Li Shao holding a birdcage in one hand and a paper fan in the other hand is constantly enlarged and enlarged in his eyes......

Ha ha! Han Yue raised his voice to the sky: "It turns out that this Tang Dynasty gentleman is also afraid of me Han Ye, wahahahaha......"

is putting on a posture of asking who is the hero in the world, consciously coquettish, domineering side leakage, suddenly heard a little kid not far away calling: "Mother, mother, look, this uncle is also stiff, his mouth hurts......"

almost fell to his death, whose unlucky child is this, he has no knowledge, is this a stiff neck? Your family is so spirited?

The angry face was bulging, and he was about to educate and educate this ignorant little boy, when suddenly someone slapped him on the shoulder, and he was able to kill the cow with great strength, and half of his body was crooked.

Looking back, he was a big man, with a big waist and a round waist, heroic and rude.

When the big man saw Han Yue looking back at him, he immediately grinned and said, "Boy, you are blessed, I just learned this morning to specialize in the mastery of stiff neck, look at your crooked mouth, and let Cheng Ye give it a try......"

Nima!

Han Yue's mouth was foaming at the mouth, and he almost fainted! This is full of Datang, do you dare to have a serious point?

Wait, this guy's surname is Cheng?

"Nonsense, the entire Chang'an City can make the scum of the Li family turn around and leave, except for me Cheng Chumo, who else ......"

"It turns out that Li Gongzi didn't scare me away from Master Han!"

Wait, your name is Cheng Chumo?

"If you don't change your name, if you don't change your surname, a certain family is the Cheng family, boy, how are you doing?"

"The old man of the Cheng family, this is really good!" Han Yuehuo laughed out loud.