Hooligans are not scary, they are afraid that hooligans are educated! Han Yue had also read several Tang Dynasty histories before, what the legend of the Tang Dynasty, the Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, etc., people at that time wrote books, and they resolutely did not favor one character, and the protagonist had dozens of people at every turn, such as the Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, basically the founding generals of the Tang Dynasty were written one by one. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoThanks to this, Han Yue is also familiar with the historical figures of the Tang Dynasty. The habitual temper of these people, well, a slight mastery.

In his impression, all the exploits of the Tang Dynasty, except for a few literate scholars, the rest should be illiterate ruffians, and among them, Cheng Biting Jin, who is known as the Demon King of the Mixed World, is especially great.

The ruffians of the Tang Dynasty were not the kind that oppressed the good, but ......

Rough!

Idiots!

What a fool!

In Han Yue's mind, Cheng Yanjin is the ruffian among ruffians, which means that he is definitely the easiest person to fool in the entire Tang Dynasty. Thinking along this line of thought, Cheng Chumo, who inherited the glorious tradition of the Cheng family, is not an absolute sheep?

Hey, hey, hey! Brother's ten taels of gold, brother's beauty in his arms, someone finally has to pay. God, you've been so nice to us......

I don't have to say, I agitated a three-inch incorruptible tongue and began to flicker to death!

It's a pity that it seems that the people of the Tang Dynasty were not so stupid!

Let's take a look at Han Ye's record.

He first pulled Cheng Chumo to a piece of Wencheng Wude's praise, and then carried out a YY that pointed out the country, and finally turned around and made a conclusion on the righteousness and squandering wealth of Cheng Cheng, the head of the Cheng family, and said that his mouth was dry, spittle was flying, and his words were full of hints, I just hoped that Cheng Chumo could pat his head, and then suddenly realized, and then generously donated money......

However, the truth is!

"With your means, you also want to cheat me out of money!"

Cheng Chumo pinched his ears impatiently, using a kind of silly for everyone to come and see. The forced eyes skimmed Han Yue, and then with a flick of his fingers, a large piece of yellowed earwax flew out with a 'boom'.

"Boy, Man Chang'an inquired, what kind of character am I Cheng Ye. The three-year-old sachet that deceived the princess, the four-year-old pit the prince's silver cake, you have these means, hehe......" Cheng Chumo turned around with extreme disdain and swaggered away.

Han Yue was dumbfounded, completely messy in the wind!

Looking at Cheng Chumo's departing figure from afar, that kind of strong as a mountain, that kind of swaggering, big brother, you have such a body and momentum, don't you play the heroic image of righteousness and wealth, why do you have to learn what to be shrewd, why is this Nima painting style wrong? Boss, change the dish......

It's not a success!

Han Yue looked up to the sky and sighed, as sad as Mr. Zhuge in the Wuzhang Yuan tent, at this moment, he suddenly wanted to go home!

Datang is not easy to mix!

When he first came, he was very ambitious, and he felt that all the people in the Tang Dynasty were turtles, but in just half a day, he finally understood that if he really wanted to treat the people of the Tang Dynasty as stupid. Force, then he must be a fool himself. Force!

Nest, breath-holding, extremely depressed!

It doesn't matter if you don't cheat the money, what matters is that the stomach has a timely gurgling sound, very strong, very strong. Since crossing the Tang Dynasty last night, the sun is now westward, and the whole night plus half a day has not entered!

As the saying goes, half the size of the child, eat the poor man, now this body is the most able to eat, it is unbearable not to eat a meal, let alone three or four meals?

Han Yue was a little hateful, others crossed me, as soon as others came over, they lay on the bed and pretended to be a patient, and there was a little girl with bright teeth beside her holding a medicine bowl, and a number of thousands of years of ginseng had been boiled in the bowl, and she was waiting for herself to take a sip with tears in her eyes......

Look at yourself again, mom a fork, I don't know what kind of nerves the last owner of this body has, the third watch ran into the field in the middle of the night, it is estimated that he encountered a strong man who robbed the road, and was thrown in the ditch by a brick, if it wasn't for his soul possession, he spent the whole night in dog days, and it is estimated that the corpse stinks.

Last night's stars and last night's wind, the crossing was quiet, Han Yue still remembered the scene at that time.

When it was said, he was fighting with a group of ruffians next to the Beijing subway, and he was holding a kitchen knife and smiling (God said Brother Han, don't make trouble?). He decided not to give face to God, but God didn't give him face when he had dealings...... So, he was slapped on the back of the head with a brick, and then his eyes went black, and when he opened his eyes again, his body became fourteen or fifteen years old, lying in a dirty and smelly ditch.

In this way, in an instant, from the world more than a thousand years later, to the peerless Tang Dynasty.

Come on, come on, if you come, you will be safe, Han Yue is lazy in his bones, anyway, he is mixed everywhere, it's not a big deal! The only thing that is infuriating is that my stomach is getting hungrier and hungrier!

Grunt, loud again?

The little belly is like thunder, my brother knows that you are hungry, because you are now my brother's belly, but even so, you shouldn't step on your brother's face like this, don't you look at the beautiful crush next to her to cover her mouth, and her eyes are smiling?

I touched all over my body, but I didn't see a copper plate! Looking at the long street, there were all kinds of stalls selling food everywhere, and in the midst of the traffic, Han Yue set his eyes on a noodle stall.

Guanzhong people love to eat noodles, a big bowl is full, there are two catties, the heat is rising, the aroma is overflowing, Han Yue couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and a fierce look gradually appeared in his eyes.

If a man is hungry, he can do anything.

Of all the peasant uprisings in history, ten out of ten were due to the problem of eating. People with hungry and red eyes even dare to cut the emperor, what is Lao Tzu going to eat a bowl of overlord noodles now?

Han Yue strode over!

"Boss, come to a bowl of noodles, the meat should be more, the oil should be greasy, and if there are green vegetable leaves, a few more whole pieces!"

Anyway, I made up my mind to eat white food, and I didn't want anything on my face, this noodle stall was very small, there was only one table, and at this time there were two people sitting around and eating with their heads down.

Han Yue didn't care, he picked up a wooden pier with his hand, sat on his buttocks, and the stench on his body suddenly dispersed, which was dyed in the stinky ditch last night, and it has not been dissipated yet.

The two people at the table were holding a big bowl of Zhengxiang eating, and when they suddenly smelled such a foul smell, they raised their heads and looked at Han Yue in a daze.

This is a pair of men and women, the man is in his forties, a middle-aged uncle, and the woman is at most twelve, and she is a young Lori. Looking at the faces, the two of them don't look like father and daughter, well, could it be the legendary old cow eating tender grass?

The two of them looked at themselves in a daze, and they didn't know whether they were angry at the stench on their bodies or angry at their uninvited, in short, their eyes were full of indignation.

"I'm sorry, when you go out, everyone has three disasters and five difficulties, and your body is a little dirty, so everyone will be fine!" Han Yue didn't care about it now, and while picking at the dry mud on his clothes, he began to urge the noodle stall owner to eat.

"Han family junior, are you stunned? You don't even know me anymore? ”

Uh-huh......

Han Yue was a little stupid, his gaze withdrew from the direction of the noodle stall owner, and he looked at the middle-aged uncle in surprise.

Not to mention, there seems to be some impressions in the muddy memory. Look at the little Lori next to her who is clenching her little fist, her face is flushed, and her tears are circled, and she vaguely remembers the shadow......

No, just find a stall and want to eat a bully meal, and you can meet acquaintances?

I saw that the middle-aged uncle's face was angry, and two green tendons burst out on his head, like a dragon coiling, and his eyes were almost bulging.

When you meet for the first time, you have to do it, what kind of quality is this.

In contrast, Little Lori is more direct and tactful, you see, people cry directly!

"Xianggong, don't you do this, wow......" This cry was sad and sad, the pear blossoms brought rain, like a nightingale crying blood, Han Yue somehow, his heart suddenly hurt so much.

"The junior of the Han family, I think you are hopeless, forcing your wife to be sold as a slave, and if you can't force it, you will leave home in a bad mood, and now you are bumped into by us, and you pretend not to know anyone? Hmph, God has no eyes, there are three hundred people in the Han family's village, why did you come out with such a thing! ”

The uncle spoke, and the message revealed in the words was a little powerful, and Han Yue was a little stupid when he heard it.

Wife? Sold into slavery? What's going on......

He turned his gaze to little Lori, looking at the little face with pear blossoms and rain, big red eyes with grievances, timid, weak and innocent. This little girl's face is crying, but there is a vague joy in the depths of her eyes, is it not acting, is it really because she saw her husband?

Smack, a yellowed rough piece of paper, violently slammed on the table!

"Little brute, see it clearly, this is Doudou's deed of sale, which he just received from the yamen."

The middle-aged uncle's eyes widened angrily, like a human-shaped gas canister that was about to ignite, and could explode at any time.

The gentleman did not erect a dangerous wall, and Han Yue decided to stay away from him.

As soon as the buttocks wanted to move the nest, he saw the uncle's mouthful of thick phlegm, gritted his teeth and shook the contract: "Look at it, Doudou's body is too weak, and the warden in the yamen only gave an estimate of five hundred yuan, and he has to sell himself as a slave for life." After eating, I'm going to take Doudou to the tooth store to find someone's tooth, are you satisfied this time? As he spoke, a pair of rough hands clenched and gurgled, and they could be smashed at any time.

Han Yue subconsciously shrunk his neck, and carefully extracted the deed of sale from under him.

The word is traditional, not easy to recognize, and you will probably understand it!

"Xiao Doudou, the cheap daughter of the Arita family, is frail, sick, delicate, poor, and struggling to make a living...... "Well, the writing is good, and it's all derogatory."

“…… Voluntarily sold into slavery, contracted for life, and made two prices...... "Ni forced, this is to sell people as goods?"

“…… If a slave is industrious and faithful, and a humble servant of his master, if he dies of illness or cold, he should be punished, or if he makes a mistake, he shall be punished...... Slaves are goods, and the ownership belongs to the master's family...... This contract, the government is prepared, and the tooth line is ...... "Drafted, it really treats people as goods!"

Han Yue's eyes were about to bulge out, and he couldn't believe it!

It's terrifying, the content is similar to the purchase contract of the meat factory in the later generations, a contract of hundreds of words, there is only one general meaning, sell yourself as a slave today, and never forget whether you live or die. Willing to kill, willing to slaughter, obey the master.

shivered, and when I looked at the little Lori with tears on her face, my chest was suddenly very suffocated.

Thin! This girl in front of her is really thin!

In later generations, a little girl who is about twelve years old generally has some bulges on her chest, even if she is not developed, her face should be a little baby fat.

However, this beanie is as thin as a skeleton. With yellow hair and a vegetable-colored face, this is how many years since you have eaten meat?

The middle-aged uncle still seemed to feel that the portrayal was not appropriate enough, and sighed on the side: "Alas, it's okay to sell it!" Going to a large family as a slave, although it is miserable, at least you can still have a full meal. If you live with this little beast of yours, not to mention eating chaff and vegetables, let her do all the dirty work......"

Ni, you're not done yet, are you! Han Yue was originally a temper of a dynamite bag, and at this time, he was accused of scolding Huai, how could he not burst out of an evil fire in his heart, he slapped the contract on the table, stood up and was about to do it.

"Xianggong, don't be angry, Uncle Tian is kind!"

"I sold you with kindness, and the contract was taken out of the yamen......

"Woo woo, Xianggong, Doudou can't help it, last night you said you wanted to buy a piece of jade pendant, asked Doudou for money, Doudou saved the copper plate to build a house for our family, and the house has been leaking for several years...... You disliked Doudou and didn't give it, beat me, snatched the crockpot where I hid money in the middle of the night, and ran away...... Woo woo, Xianggong, you have been weak since you were a child, and you can no longer live in a leaky house, so Doudou wants to sell himself and build a house for the family......"

It's very sad, the little girl seems to lack communication all year round, and her words are not in the right words, but she cries and cries, but she also makes the ins and outs of the matter clear.

Brutes!

Han Yue looked up to the sky and sighed.

In the past, I was the best among the bastards, I have done it by stealing chickens and dogs, and I have done it by abducting and abducting people, and I used to be very proud, but today I know that compared with my current body, my previous self is really not on the stage.

Around the noodle stall, I don't know when it was already full of people, and more than a dozen pairs of red eyes stared at him as if they were looking at livestock.

One of the eldest mothers, whose body was very majestic, suddenly spewed a mouthful of thick phlegm, and scolded angrily: "Phew, if you don't learn well at a young age, you force a child daughter-in-law to be a slave, if the old lady gave birth to a kind like you, she would have been strangled to death a long time ago......"

"Did you give birth to you? Also strangled to death. "Okay, aunt, you are awe-inspiring, I can't afford to provoke this indignant posture, let's endure a mouthful of thick phlegm.

A little lady next to her, her demeanor is very graceful, her eyes are red and swollen that have been touched by Doudou, crying and crying as if she was a slave, the orchid finger is slightly warped, the cherry mouth is slightly open, the beauty is very beautiful, but the words that come out are not welcome: "God, the most affectionate and unkind......"

My day! Lao Tzu slept, you didn't give money or what? This is a thin heart, a hot dog day, do you have to cry out of the snow in June?

Han Yue couldn't stand her contempt, and was about to sneer, catching a glimpse of the two bodyguards behind the little lady, comparing the strength of the enemy and me, and finally decided to forgive her.

There's no way, no one can please anyone who is angry, and I didn't see the Tang Dynasty carrying the handle and sighed to the sky: the water can carry the boat, or it can capsize the boat! The common people launched a ruthless attack and even the emperor dared to cut it, but his small body was still a little unsightly, and he couldn't afford to provoke it, so he had to find a way to solve it.

Holding the contract in his hand, with a face of shame, he tore it and tore it to pieces!

"Doudou, Xianggong swears, from now on, I will never let you suffer a little more, you eat meat, I drink soup, I make your bed on the floor, in this life, I will make you live a happy life......"

Good!

The surrounding wolves howled constantly, bursts of cheers, Chinese like this when they see the excitement, didn't I see that even the thick phlegm lady and the sad lady began to nod and praise.

The situation is very good, let's strike while the iron is hot!

"Shopkeeper, is the noodles cooked, serve them to me, put the meat in my lady's bowl, and give her ......"

This is to turn back the prodigal son!

Comforting, comforting!

Onlookers nodded their heads frequently, satisfied that they had witnessed a tactful story that had changed their minds.

Hmph, it costs money to watch a drama......

"Fellow villagers, you see that we are all poor like this, who is willing to support us and pay for my lady's meal?"

Before he finished speaking, a burst of white eyes struck, and the crowd dispersed. I heard an uncle sigh up to the sky: Oh, this son, his feelings have changed, but his personality is becoming more and more shameless!

"Bah! I want to cheat my mother out of money, and I think it is beautiful. "A mouthful of thick phlegm greets you, bringing bursts of fragrance?

It's you again, and the phlegm of the aunt is your fault.

"Ahh

Well, count on you.