Chapter 452: Back to the Baby
But is she telling the truth? It is no problem for the Klee people to create a body, let alone create a face that is the same as Tang Yu, as for Tang Yu's physical characteristics, he has not seen it less, but if he wants to go over and strip people naked, he really doesn't have such a big face.
Also, judging from his understanding of Tang Yu, Tang Yu has no tendency to split personality, thinking of this, he looked the other party up and down and said, "You are ...... Out-of-body incarnation? Before you go out, do your parents know? Tied up here, do you need me to send a message to your home? ”
Klee's eyebrows were upside down, and even the tip of her nose wrinkled because she was angry, and she stared at Shangguan Feng viciously: "You don't believe me? ”
Shangguan Feng snorted coldly: "I believe you? Why should I believe you? You say you're a part of Tang Yu, but I know you're not, because even if there's a toe-sized part of your body that's hers, I'll know. ”
The Klee man held back his anger and said, "When I separated from her, I didn't have you, how could you have an inner collusion with me, I can't prove anything to you now...... ”
Before she could finish speaking, Shangguan Feng smiled and said, "If you die, will she die too?" ”
Klee glanced at Shangguan Feng in surprise and said, "No, after all, she and I have been separated for more than 100,000 years, and we ......." ”
Shangguan Feng smiled and said, "That's good, you can do it yourself, don't disturb my sleep in the future." "Then turn around and leave.
The Kleee exclaimed, "Oh, don't go...... ”
Shangguan Feng was just a spiritual wave caused by this Keli person at this time, how could he have the ability to save her, and it was not this time to save her, not to mention that he was now similar to the Monkey King who declared war with Heavenly Court, maybe she would have to be affected by herself, wouldn't her end be even worse at that time?
Leaving Lingshan, Shangguan Feng began to return to his palace in a fluttering manner, but as soon as he walked halfway, he saw a parrot flying in front of him, this bird was blue and purple, but its size was surprisingly large, and it swept to the top of Shangguan Feng's head between the wings.
Shangguan Feng was surprised, macaw? When I was a child, I was taken by my parents to see a circus performance, and the parrot impression there was extremely profound. At least more than 6000 meters? Is this what a parrot can fly?
Just when he turned around to look for the macaw, he suddenly heard an angry scolding from the top of his head: "You are not stupid, you are not stupid? "Then a huge bird caught it on the head.
Shangguan Feng is just a spiritual wave, and there is no entity at all, but he was also taken aback by this catch, can this bird see himself? Still with a Northeast accent? Did you run into a fellow countryman?
After turning over more than this grab, before Shangguan Feng could stabilize his posture, the parrot flapped his wings again and scolded: "You are too inauthentic, deflated calf thing." ”
The wind of this wing fan is extremely powerful, although Shangguan Feng has no entity, and he is also spun by this crazy fan and flies out for a long time, Shangguan Feng was a little angry, and turned back to the bird and said angrily: "You are lacking in eyes?" How have I sinned against you? ”
The parrot said angrily: "Hold back the calf thing and dare to scold the silver? What do you see? Do you believe me if I slap you to death? ”
After the two wings fanned sharply, the parrot was a claw on its head, Shangguan Feng was angry, and he punched back, but the fists and claws intersected but did not meet at all, Shangguan Feng had no entity, so their attacks were all empty, and the macaw said angrily: "You are a deflated calf, I will look for you when you wake up." ”
At this moment, Shangguan Feng felt that a large piece of black suddenly appeared on the top of his head, and he hurriedly looked up to see that a huge turtle flew above his head, and after slapping Shangguan Feng's body with cold eyes, he rushed straight to the big blue parrot.
The macaw was furious, and scolded as he dodged: "You old shriveled calf is not finished? Always chasing grandpa my Kaha? Falconte stuff. ”
Iron Courage ignored the parrot's cursing, and continued to attack the parrot and said, "Shut up and go back with me." ”
The parrot fought back, "What's that? If you call me gaha, I'll gaha? I'm not going, what can you do? What's up? ”
Shangguan Feng was thrown aside by the two of them, and he couldn't help but look at the parrots and parrot turtles that were fighting together and smiled: "What the hell are you doing?" Don't know? After the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals were not allowed to become sperm. ”
At this moment, I heard a voice on his shoulder: "You chicken thief." ”
Shangguan Feng was startled and tilted his head slightly, only to see a squirrel with fangs baring on his shoulder.
This sudden startle woke him up from his sleep, he sat up from the bed suddenly, and looked around, in the soft candlelight, in the light gauze tent, the two women were still sleeping naked beside him, the even exhalation sound made him feel extremely comfortable, and the cool breeze blowing from the side of the bed made him feel extremely comfortable, he shook his head, was everything just now a dream?
But just as he wanted to lie down and sort out his brain, he heard a voice on his shoulder: "Don't be there, you are a broken urge." ”
Shangguan Feng sat up violently and looked over his shoulder, only to see that the squirrel with four fangs was staring at him with two black bean eyes, Shangguan Feng was agitated, and patted his shoulder and said angrily: "You go down for me." ”
The squirrel flashed, but Shangguan Feng's shout woke up the two girls, and when Da Yu'er saw the squirrel screaming, she covered her body and shrank to the corner of the tent, but Xiao Yu'er immediately jumped up from the bed and smashed a pillow into the squirrel, and the squirrel was hit by the pillow somehow, and after falling on the bed, she said: "Heh, the two fruits are quite sharp." ”
Grass, this squirrel is still a squirrel from Beijing, Shangguan Feng knows a little Beijing dialect, Guo'er refers to the girl, Guo'er Jian is to describe the girl's beauty, at this time, only to hear a voice on the top of the tent said: "Why are you still so ashamed?" This problem will not change. ”
Shangguan Feng raised his head again, it turned out to be the big blue parrot, squatting on the top of the tent, Shangguan Feng was angry and anxious, hurriedly got up and went under the bed to take a look, and swept the room with his eyes and said angrily: "What about him? Then where are the king's eight calves? Come out. ”
The parrot smiled: "Oh, you are also northeast when you listen to the accent?" We're fellow countrymen. ”
Shangguan Feng also said in the Northeast dialect: "While you are staying, when did we give birth to your Caribbean stuff in the Northeast?" ”
The parrot said angrily, "Why are you talking? I was hatched from Tieling. ”
Shangguan Feng said angrily: "I don't care where you hatched, what about Wang Ba?" Where is the king and the eight kings who fight with you? Cat bed headfishing? Come out no, if you don't come out, I'll stew you. With that, he bent down and looked under the bed again.
The parrot said: "He, he left early, he didn't come to listen to your window, he looked for it, it's really not here, no, you take a look at it first, this deflated calf thing takes advantage of your daughter-in-law." ”
As soon as Shangguan Feng turned around, he saw that the squirrel was burrowing into Xiao Yu'er's arms, letting Xiao Yu'er stroke it, but it was clinging to Xiao Yu'er's naked chest, and a slender tongue stretched out of the little pointed mouth, licking Xiao Yu'er's delicate **, Shangguan Feng said angrily: "I grass." He grabbed the dazed squirrel and threw it out.
And this time it was smashed on the parrot's body, and the parrot and the squirrel fell to the ground at the same time, and the squirrel said angrily: "You old finch dare to talk to the master." ”
The parrot said angrily: "You are blind, you hit me first." ”
Shangguan Feng felt a little headache, how could he dream about bringing back such two things?
But it's useless to be angry at this time, there must be a reason why these two things came back with me, so he said patiently: "I won't beat you two first, you two tell me, why are you coming back with me?" ”
The squirrel said: "He said that the master is here to help, and now he has found heaven." After a few jumps, she jumped into Xiao Yu'er's arms, and Xiao Yu'er stroked the squirrel and smiled: "Husband, where did you get this squirrel?" You can still speak human language, so give it to me. ”
The squirrel got into her arms, trembling while clinging to Xiao Yu'er's smooth skin and said, "Ye is yours, Ye is your mouse, and death is your dead mouse." ”
The parrot stretched out a wing to block his eyes and said, "Oops, oops, it's so shameful, I said I should have knocked you out, you said how many female rats you have harmed, oops, oops, oh." ”
When it was blocking its eyes, the parrot suddenly found a pair of soft feet on the ground in front of him, and immediately removed his wings and said, "You want Gaha?" ”
Da Yu'er smiled and said, "Husband, give it to me, it's such a beautiful feather." ”
The parrot was gently grabbed by Da Yu'er, and slowly scratched the top of the parrot's jaw and smiled: "What's your name?" Do you have a name? ”
The parrot had feathers all over its body, and with its eyes closed, it trembled: "Oh, how comfortable is it, how comfortable is it, no wonder you like people to touch you, why are you comfortable." ”
Shangguan's anger turned black in front of him, and these two animals took advantage of themselves and took advantage of them.
If it was in the past, he wouldn't believe that he would not have believed that turtles, mice, and birds could all become essences, and he had seen a lot of those concocted beast soldiers, but they were all based on human foundations, how could they be like these two goods now, they are simply the original livestock base.
What do you have to do with these two things? Thinking of this, Shangguan Feng grabbed the squirrel that was still holding Xiao Yu'er's **, and pinched the neck of the parrot that was trembling with his eyes closed, and walked out with the two of them, Xiao Yu'er hurriedly said: "Husband, husband, don't hurt them, just give them to us." ”
Shangguan Feng carried the two of them to the terrace, and the parrot had already begun to roll his eyes and fan his arms at this time, and struggled: "Mom, you let go of me, you let go of the mountain artillery thing, don't you owe it?" Let me go. ”
The squirrel said coldly: "Let go of the master, what about wrestling with the master?" What kind of temperament is the master who didn't listen to it? Don't blame the master when the temple is blown up. ”
Shangguan Feng wanted to be angry and laugh, he really wanted to throw these two things to the ground and trample them to death, he casually threw them in the corner of the terrace and said, "What are you two doing?" I can't tell if I'm really kicking one. ”
The squirrel bared its fangs and snorted, "What? What about selling green onions? ”
Shangguan Feng didn't understand this Beijing dialect, and was about to ask him what he meant, but he heard the parrot say on the side: "Let's come to Gaha?" Come and help you fight, the boss will definitely have to rectify you, it just so happens that the two of us have a grudge against the boss, so let's rectify them together. ”
Shangguan Feng said: "You two want to help me and Shangtou straighten?" Just because you two can speak? ”
The parrot said, "What, look down on the two of us?" Do you think you're an overseer? Are we worse than you? The dog's eyes look at the birds. ”
The squirrel sneered: "Don't put a share in front of the master, the master really didn't take a fancy to your eight-look ......." ”
Shangguan Feng said angrily: "You speak Mandarin to me." ”
The parrot said on the side: "How many times have I told you, you rat cub from Sichuan, what kind of Beijing accent do you always pretend?" ”
The squirrel said angrily: "You melon baby." ”
The parrot also said angrily: "You turtle son. ”
Shangguan Feng smiled: "Yes, you are a melon baby, you are a turtle son." ”
The parrot said angrily, "Who are you scolding? ”
The squirrel said angrily: "You are a baby on your back." ”
Shangguan Feng said: "Okay, okay, don't talk to me here, tell me how you two want to help me, by the way, what does it mean to be a baby?" ”
The squirrel snorted in Beijing dialect and said, "Unlucky boy." ”
Shangguan Feng was so angry that he glared, and the parrot shook his fur and said: "I and that turtle son are both overseers, but the identity of the turtle son's overseer has expired, and my master is the one you watched, the one tied to the mountain, I want to rescue her, but you also saw it, I really can't get that old Wang Ba, so I want to come to join your gang." ”
The squirrel said: "The master's life is worse than his, and he has followed the master for tens of thousands of years, but the master was killed by the above, leaving only the master in this half. ”
Shangguan Feng took a lot of effort to figure out what the squirrel said, and couldn't help asking: "The one you said was playing with the tiger in the scorpion, is it that old Wang Ba?" ”
The squirrel snorted and said: "How can he be worthy, just because he can't stop the master, the master is not as useless as the flat-haired animal, it is the Klee man who is above him, and he can't get it." ”
Shangguan Feng saw that the parrot was about to quarrel with the squirrel again, so he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Okay, don't quarrel with you two first, since you are both overseers, why are your abilities so poor?" Is it because your master is an out-of-body incarnation of my master? ”
The parrot said: "It's not good, my master is not a pure Klee person, so he is too different in ability, and I am too much worse, if she wants to make herself complete, she can't do it without hundreds of thousands of years, but she has a fancy to a young man from us, this is okay, because she can't hide her feelings, so she let the Kerley people in charge of the matter be arrested, I was actually turned into an overseer, just to talk to her to relieve her boredom, and she won't fight, but when she is forced to do this, she can't do it, That's why I joined in. ”
Shangguan Feng nodded and said, "Then your goal is to rescue the master?" Your goal is to get the Klee man in charge? ”
Both the parrot and the squirrel nodded, and Shangguan Feng said again: "Is the person in charge and the overseer a servant?" ”
As soon as he said this, the appearance of the bird and the squirrel changed, and the parrot stuttered a little: "He is the one who is afraid, without him as an overseer, we would have done it a long time ago." ”
The squirrel said: "I can't get it now, you, me, him, plus that old Wang Ba, there should be a way to kill that dragon." ”
Shangguan Feng exclaimed: "Dragon? ”