The parrot laughed and said, "Where did he pull the calf, where did the dragon come from?" It's a python, but because of the age, the degraded four legs and claws have grown again. ”

Shangguan Feng's heart sank when he heard this, the legs and claws that had become extremely small due to degradation could be seen on the bodies of snakes, but if you want to make these degraded limbs grow to the point where they can be used functionally, it is impossible to have 1.8 million years, do these two dragons in the mouths of crooked goods have a lifespan of 1 million years? If it's an overseer, don't say four on your side, even 40 of them will be finished.

The squirrel said: "Let's talk without losing our waists, do we have legs?" Does the bare have legs? Can't you see the two horns on its head? How many teeth does a snake have? How many teeth does it have? The last time you touched the dog's eyes was not the master, you planted it in its mouth, you know? ”

Shangguan Feng looked down at the squirrel in front of him, and suddenly remembered a classmate of his in college, this kid also spoke Beijing dialect, and his two eyes were also staring at those female classmates who wore little clothes all day long, and some of Shangguan Feng's Beijing dialect was also learned from him.

The parrot smiled, "What do you say?" Mountain artillery, I have a pimple of a snake full of teeth, a poisonous snake with four big fangs, a non-poisonous mouth full of broken teeth, you know no, you mountain cannon thing. ”

The squirrel said angrily: "Are you looking for a smoke?" With the master? Nor do they weigh their own pounds. ”

The parrot said angrily: "Whose grandfather are you with?" Undercut ....... ”

Shangguan Feng couldn't listen to it anymore, pinched the parrot's neck one by one, pulled the squirrel's tail, and bumped into each other when he picked it up, and the parrot said angrily: "Oh, what are you doing?" What are you doing? Let go. ”

The squirrel said, "Hey, good boy, you haven't fallen too much." ”

Shangguan Feng carried the two of them in front of him, stared at them and said, "You two are so broken that you don't bother yourself?" I'll stick your head in its mouth when it's endless, can you believe it? And then stuff the rest of it into your **, do you believe it? ”

The squirrel and the parrot nodded hurriedly in fright, and when Shangguan Feng let them go, they both ran away from the wall of the terrace, and the squirrel said a little tremblingly: "Old Five, we seem to have people set up stakes." ”

The parrot shrank into a ball and whispered: "It's okay, it's so good to die, he's such a card, damn, you have to stuff it for me, the deflated calf is perverted." ”

Shangguan's head was buzzing with anger, he squatted in front of the two crooked goods and said, "You two, if you break your mouth, you'll be alone, no, I'll just throw them into the pot and stew them for you one by one, do you know?" ”

The parrot shrunk its neck and said, "What, you can't cook it in the pot if you throw it in the pot, you have to boil it with vinegar." ”

The squirrel said angrily, "You're taking pee." ”

Shangguan Feng was so angry that he had nothing to say, so he simply sat down, took out the half pack of Bidi cigarettes, lit one and said: "I'll tell you two, let's discuss business, if you two also have this plan, let's talk about it, if you don't have this idea, get out of here, Lao Tzu hasn't slept enough." ”

The parrot hurriedly said: "Talk, talk, I'm here for your pimple, isn't this just for this." ”

The squirrel said: "The master is purely here to help, you two talk, the two sharp fruits are still waiting for me." With that, he rushed to the big and small Yu'er in the tent.

Shangguan Feng's hands were quick, and he grabbed its tail and said, "If you move the two of them again, Lao Tzu really knocked you." ”

The squirrel's tail was controlled, so he had to say: "Okay, you are the master, they are my grandmother, grandma, they are both good grandmothers." ”

The parrot said impatiently: "Let's stop talking about calves, my proprietress is still tied up on the mountain, let's find a way to get her out first." ”

The squirrels hugged themselves and lay on the terrace listlessly: "Can your little lady put it casually?" As soon as she let her go, the breath on her body attracted the old dragon over, who of us can get him? ”

The parrot said, "What's the matter, you can't just grind your mouth like this." ”

Shangguan Feng frowned and thought for a while, "The dragon you are talking about, where is he now?" Why don't we raid him? ”

The parrot said, "You can pull it down, the raid can't work, you have to steal it." ”

The squirrel glanced at the parrot and said, "Ya is a broken urge." ”

Shangguan Feng smiled bitterly: "It's okay to steal it, you can tell me how to steal it." ”

The squirrel said: "The old dragon usually went to the realm once, and it was at the bottom of the mountain where the master was tied up, and there was a big hole at the bottom, and the master and the broken master were ......." ”

The parrot said, "Call the fifth brother." ”

The squirrel ignored it and continued, "Master and shattered ......." ”

The parrot said again: "Call the fifth brother." ”

The squirrel glanced at it and said, "Master and shattered ......." ”

The parrot said again: "It's called five ......." ”

The squirrel shouted angrily and pounced, "I called your mother?" You're a melon baby. ”

The parrot endured its kick and said, "Call Fifth Brother." ”

The squirrel said deflatedly: "Fifth brother, the master is served, I and the broken, the fifth brother went to the cave once, didn't go far, I saw the old dragon inhaling at the two of us, we were holding our arms together to escape, ran outside only to see that the old dragon just poked out of the hole half of the body, minions, scales and horns, everything, just the head is as big as you, that mouth...... That mouth is ......, no, besides, the master has to pee again. ”

Shangguan Feng turned his head to look at the parrot again, and the parrot said: "Look at me Gaha, I was so scared that I didn't even dare to turn my head back." ”

Shangguan Feng said angrily: "No, you two are nonsense from heaven and earth, why did you run away without even figuring out the way?" How to raid a sneak attack? Is there a quasi-solution? ”

The squirrel snorted: "Ye is a rodent, it is a bird, you primate let us give you ideas, are you also oviparous?" ”

Shangguan Feng was so choked that he almost didn't get back of breath, he glared and said, "You two have been there, I haven't even been there, how can you come up with this idea?" ”

The squirrel said: "Then you can go, just go and know." ”

The parrot said, "Don't be afraid, I'll drag you with a rope, just be more careful." ”

Shangguan Feng slapped his thigh, stood up from the ground and said, "Okay, then let's go and have a look." ”

The squirrel said, "Now? Let's wait for dawn. ”

Shangguan Feng said suspiciously: "Why?" Isn't it just right now? The moon is dark and the wind is high. ”

The squirrel was embarrassed and said: "No, this is a broken urge, no, the fifth brother's eyes are not good at night, so he has to change to the day." ”

Shangguan Feng smiled bitterly: "Understood, it's blindfolded, then during the day, let's explore its dragon pool." ”

The squirrel looked at Shangguan Feng's face and smiled: "Then if there is nothing else, the master will look at those two sharp fruits...... Ah, then you should rest early, and you will sleep here with it. ”

Shangguan Feng snorted coldly: "What about the old turtle? What did he tell you? ”

The parrot said: "This deflated calf fought with me endlessly after you went back to sleep, and then I was angry, so I asked why he chased me endlessly, but I didn't expect this deflated calf to tell me to let us go back to the boss lady, I was beaten by this calf at the beginning, and now let us go back, what does it want to do?" So I ignored it, but when I wanted to run, I couldn't see the way, the sky was black like a pot lid, and I was confused by the deadlift, and I ran for thirteen times, only to know that I ran back to my boss lady, it was the boss lady who told me personally, and I just came to find this thief. "Say a squirrel.

The squirrel said angrily: "Who is you scolding? Isn't it with Ye Di Ge again? ”

Shangguan Feng said with interest: "She's your boss's wife?" So who's your boss? ”

The parrot said, "Boss? The boss is the old man of my boss's wife, and their father and mother opened a big restaurant in Tieling, and later made Li Ruwu eat yellow ...... by deadlifting. ”

Shangguan Feng said suspiciously: "Li Ruwu? Who is Li Ruwu? ”

Parrot said: "Li Chengliang's seventh son, this damage thief Lala's bad, not only ate the yellow rice of their husband and mother, but also fell in love with my boss lady, my boss lady originally did not plan to deal with this thief, because once the means are used, the breath of the boss lady will be known by the old dragon, but not moving, this damage thief borrowed a reason to arrest the boss, and stole it to death, my boss lady was in a hurry, and the damage thief was also killed, even with his sixth brother, if not afraid of affecting the general trend of the world, Even a dog in his old Li family had to die. ”

Shangguan Feng gasped when he heard this, this parrot was actually talking about the late Ming Dynasty, thinking of this, Shangguan Feng said: "Then your boss, how did you come here before you met your boss?" ”

The parrot said: "If you live alone, you live in the mountains by yourself, because she is always immortal, so there are many people who have built temples for her, and you can still watch it in our northeast." ”

Shangguan Feng swallowed and said, "Then you, no, it's her, how long have you been locked up here?" ”

The parrot thought for a moment and said, "Four or five hundred years? I don't know, it shouldn't be long. ”

Shangguan Feng asked the squirrel again, "What about you?" How long have you been here? What's wrong with your master? ”

The squirrel stared listlessly at the tent in the distance, and Xiaoyu'er, who was sleeping nakedly, said, "How do you know?" If you count it according to the year, there can be a hundred and eighty thousand, as for why the master's owner had an accident, the master still doesn't know the reason. ”

Shangguan Feng suddenly said in his heart: "Then you didn't think about leaving?" ”

The squirrel snorted, "Leave? Why do you want to leave, tell you, the master is the master in this land, and the rat soldiers and rats in his hands don't know how many rats and rats there are, and when the master leaves, the weasels should bully them again. ”

Shangguan Feng looked at the parrot with a smile and said, "What about you?" Is it also because the children and grandchildren are here and can't leave? ”

The parrot shook his head and said, "No, there is no such bird in this deflated calf place, I will wait for my boss lady, I am where she is." ”

Shangguan Feng smiled: "Then you two, do you know how to get out?" ”

The squirrel immediately came to his senses, jumped up and said, "You want to go out?" These two sharp fruits ....... ”

Shangguan Feng scolded: "I can't get out, and they can't fall into the hands of you big rats, let's talk quickly, how can I get out, I still have something to do outside." ”

He looked at the parrot and the squirrel, but the two crooked creatures didn't speak, and he was so anxious that the parrot muttered, "Is there anything to eat?" I've been hungry for days. ”

The squirrel said: "You give it that plate of water melon, and you give it to the master that plate of roast meat, and the master is also hungry." ”

Shangguan Feng was helpless, and said while getting up to get the plate: "You also eat meat?" ”

The squirrel flashed his fangs and said, "Who said we squirrels can only eat vegetarians?" Also, have you ever seen a squirrel like this? ”

The parrot said, "This deflated calf is good for meat, and I can eat some meat, but I lose my hair when I eat meat." ”

Shangguan Feng is asking for the two of them now, so he tried his best to suppress his anger and be patient, and after bringing them food to eat, Shangguan Feng said with a dry smile: "No...... Two whole cups? This wine is good, let's three on the hour? ”

The parrot said to the squirrel while chattering about the melon: "Who is stupid to think about this cardinal?" ”

The squirrel hugged a piece of roast meat and said while eating: "Eye-catching with the master? You chicken thief doesn't listen to it, can you still drop the bottom in front of you, who plays a small drum? ”

Shangguan Feng's eyes turned black with anger, he was actually tricked by these two animals, thinking of this, he sneered: "Okay, the two of you eat slowly, hurry up and roll the calves for me after eating, Lao Tzu is comfortable here, if you come to bother me again, I will really stew you in a pot." ”

The parrot hurriedly said, "What are you doing, you will break your face when you make trouble?" I've heard about how to go out, but I haven't figured it out, I listened to a puzzle, and I told you that isn't it? ”

Shangguan Feng said: "Then where did you hear that?" ”

The parrot tilted its head at the squirrel and said, "He, I heard it from him." ”

Shangguan Feng turned his head to look at the squirrel, and the squirrel picked up another piece of roast meat and rolled his eyes while gnawing on it, and said, "You said this person, why doesn't he have any eyesight?" ”

Shangguan Feng understood this sentence, he hurriedly took a small cup, poured out a little wine, and turned around to take out a whole roast chicken and said, "Master, please." ”

The squirrel sucked the wine in the cup, and pointed to the roast chicken again: "Give the master a head under his shoulder, and buckle out the piece of meat under the armpit, this chicken, the whole body can still be eaten in this place." ”

Shangguan Feng hurriedly tore off the two pieces of chicken, and the squirrel said, "Be careful, don't bring a little soap in, pour wine and pour wine." ”

Shangguan Feng gritted his teeth angrily, but he could only do it, the squirrel sucked up the wine in two mouthfuls, and began to eat chicken in a big gulp, Shangguan Feng refilled another glass, but the parrot said: "Oh Mom, it's over." ”

Shangguan Feng looked back at the parrot suspiciously, and when he turned back, he saw the squirrel sucking wine and suddenly smashed into the wine cup.

Shangguan Feng carried the squirrel's tail and said unexpectedly: "Damn, still bring such a play?" ”

The parrot said: "This card is known as three bowls of not going up the tree, when you pour it the third glass of wine, I know that it is going to be bad, you will be busy with your business tomorrow, it will not wake up until noon the day after tomorrow." ”

Shangguan Feng was so angry that he threw the squirrel to the corner of the terrace and said, "Then let's talk about it the day after tomorrow." ”

The parrot said: "You put a blanket on this mountain cannon, I will go out to do something, and come back the day after tomorrow." "With that, Zhang Arm flew.

Shangguan Feng had no choice but to find a piece of cloth larger than a slap for the squirrel and wrap it in it, but at this moment, he saw the parrot flapping its wings and coming back, and landed next to the squirrel before he let out a sigh and said: "Oh mom, I haven't come back yet, it's too dark, I'd better leave tomorrow early." With that, he shrunk his neck and closed his two eyes.

Shangguan Feng sighed and said in his heart: "Why did I find such two crooked goods?" ”