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Luck sounds very lofty, and modern people don't understand it, and they always think it's a superstition that the gods are talking about. But the existence of this thing is the most valuable knowledge of ancient China. It is not a fantasy, but the secret of the reincarnation of the universe. What is luck, to put it simply, it is luck, people with good luck will do everything smoothly, and people with bad luck will stuff their teeth when they drink cold water.

For example, when the ancient generals went on an expedition, they had to worship the four directions of heaven and earth, and modern people thought that this was to seek an auspicious fortune, but the ancients knew that it had a unique mystery in it. The sages have clouds, when the heavens and the earth are together, the heroes are not free, and the general goes out to seek luck from the heavens and the earth, which is what he said.

Another example is the familiar old hooligan Cheng Biting Jin, this guy has had a smooth ride all his life and has fought more battles than anyone else, but no matter whether he wins or loses, he has never had to worry about his life.

Why? Folklore has it that this guy is protected by Tude luck, so as long as he steps on the earth, he will not die in battle, because Tude luck will continue to bless him. Once Cheng Biting Jin was caught by the enemy and hung on the flagpole for three days and three nights, the enemy thought he was dead, but an ant climbed on the flagpole with a little soil and gave it to Cheng Biting Jin, and he actually saved his life.

But how did this old rascal end up dying? He died in Iron Mountain! In ancient times, there was a general who committed the name of the place, although the place of Iron Mountain is full of soil, but its name is iron, so Cheng Yanjin has no luck protection here, and went out at the age of eighty-three, and won the war, he fell off the horse because of the excitement and laughter, and actually fell to his death.

This is a sign of declining luck.

Luck, illusory and ethereal, but it really exists, always controlling the nature of heaven and earth, and the life of the universe.

Now Han Yue said that he had luck, how could Li Shimin and the eldest grandson not be surprised.

"Stinky boy, there are some things you can't talk about. Be careful of the retribution ......of luck and retribution" Li Shimin was angry, and the eldest grandson was also very nervous, and the ten fingers of his hands moved wildly, and there were clear signs of plucking his ears.

The two were obviously worried about Han Yue.

From ancient times to the present, only the royal family is the one who truly believes in luck, because they really understand.

Luck regurgitation really exists. Confucius in the Spring and Autumn Period was a saint, he had the luck to educate the world, once stayed in the land temple at night, once bent down to worship the statue of the god, but the statue was immediately broken, because the land could not afford to worship the saint, and even the god was deprived of the position under the backlash of luck.

The eldest grandson's face turned a little pale, and finally grabbed Han Yue's ears and scolded: "I told you to brag, I asked you to brag, you can also talk nonsense about luck, do you still want to be good, are you going to be angry with me?" ”

Han Yue was screamed by her, but Li Shimin was watching from the side, and he didn't dare to fight back when he was given the guts, so he could only keep begging for mercy: "Niangniang spare your life, what the minister said is the truth, I really have luck." ”

"How dare you say it! I'll kill you......" The eldest grandson raised her eyebrows, she was almost fainting with anger, she twisted Han Yue's ears hard, seeing that this kid's painful face was twitching and deformed, but she still kept saying that she had luck, she was angry and scared, and there was no reason for a pain in her heart, and tears poured out.

However, Li Shimin saw the clue, stretched out his hand to stop the eldest grandson and said: "Guanyin, don't worry, this kid is slippery by nature, and he will never be stiff for a lie, he was beaten like this by you and is still insisting, I suddenly believe it." ”

The eldest grandson was slightly stunned, she looked at Li Shimin in disbelief, but saw her husband quietly glance at her, and the meaning was self-evident.

Han Yue took advantage of her stunned moment to shake her head, pulled her ear out of the eldest grandson's control, and said with tears in her eyes: "Niangniang, if the minister's ear is pinched by you a few more times, he will die of pain without luck." ”

The eldest grandson didn't care about him shouting injustice, and asked with a cold face: "Tell me quickly, what's going on." ”

"What else can I do, it's just luck!" Han Yue rubbed his ears while slowly retreating, catching a glimpse of the eldest grandson showing signs of madness again, so he hurriedly said, "Chen is really not bragging, this matter was told to me by an old immortal." ”

"Old immortals?" The eldest grandson was slightly stunned, then his pretty face changed color, and he scolded angrily: "I'm talking nonsense again, where are there immortals in the world." I'm going to kill this little monkey who lies to you......"

"Mother, slow down, you misunderstood!" Han Yue shrank his neck and retreated again and again, and explained loudly in his mouth: "The immortal that the minister said is to describe this person as very profound and peculiar, and at first glance it is not the meaning of ordinary people. It's not the kind of flying immortals you understand......"

He was frightened to explain for a long time, and the eldest grandson's face was a little better, but he still chased and asked, "What did that person say?" Did he say you just listened? It can't be a charlatan, right? She asked three times in a row, obviously very worried, Han Yue saw that she cared about herself so much, but she was a little embarrassed to blame her for always twisting her ears, sighed helplessly, and began to make up lies.

Yes, make up lies!

Make up a lie that can solve his sudden change of personality, from a scumbag who sells his wife to buy jade, to a genius who can invent waterwheels, mosquito coils, and cannons.

In fact, he had wanted to make up this lie for a long time, but he had been thinking about the pros and cons, so he kept dragging it out.

But now it can't be delayed any longer.

He has to come up with more things in the future, mosquito coils, spirits, etc., it's okay to say, and the cannon can also find a way to be tactful, after all, it's just a backward red-coated cannon, but is the system only these?

If something more fierce is made, how will he explain it?

A child from a peasant family suddenly became a genius through the world, who would not doubt this kind of strange thing?

Therefore, this lie must be fabricated, and first of all, the emperor and empress must be deceived. Only when these two people approve can he solve his worries.

"Your Majesty! Empress! Han Yue suddenly arched his hand, and he seemed to recall: "Speaking of this, this thing is very bizarre, it is beyond the understanding of normal people, so the minister will call that person an old immortal." Your Majesty, Niangniang, you must have both known that the minister was a scumbag, a scoundrel, and a damned unscrupulous child a few months ago......"

"Who said that?" The eldest grandson suddenly interrupted him, and said a little angrily: "Who dares to say that you are a scumbag, this palace will go and kill him...... It's not a big mistake that you've only suffered from a young age and have not been taught, and that's all in the past. Don't say that again, I don't hear ......"

"it!" Han Yue was directly dumbfounded. What's going on? It's just to describe the predecessor, I didn't get angry myself, what kind of trouble do you want to make with this bitter hatred? There is also a little bit of bad deeds, if the disgusting thing of selling his wife and buying jade is a small bad deed, then the big bad deed is not to pull out the bird every day?

His face was full of confusion, and he didn't know how to continue. Fortunately, Li Shimin relieved the siege beside him, and said lightly: "Guanyin, don't be angry, listen to this stinky boy first, I am now more and more curious, what did he experience that night......

was blocked by the emperor, and the eldest grandson let Han Yue go, and the topic continued again.

"The minister used to be unscrupulous, just four months ago that night, because he wanted to buy a piece of jade and his daughter-in-law didn't give money, so he beat Doudou violently, robbed her of the crockpot where she hid the money and went out overnight, but he met a strong man on the road and was knocked unconscious in the stinky ditch by a stick......"

This story was a lie he made up at the beginning, and now Man Chang'an basically knows it, Li Shimin nodded slowly, and the eldest grandson was full of love, but the two of them didn't interrupt him this time, and motioned for Han Yue to continue.

That night, when he woke up by the stinky ditch, he only felt that his eyes were shining with Venus and his head was splitting, and his clothes were stained with stinky water, which made people vomit. Chen climbed out of the ditch and lay on his back, feeling that he had no strength in his body, and could only gasp for breath into the night sky. ”

This section is the real scene he crossed over, it was indeed so miserable at that time, Li Shimin's face changed a little when he heard it, but the eldest grandson was already full of tears.

"Child, it's really hard for you......" Women are really made of water, and they always can't listen to these miserable things, and neither can the queen.

Han Yue didn't dare to provoke her, lest he be interrupted again, he continued: "Chen still remembers the scene at that time, the night breeze moved slightly, the starry sky was mighty, and there was a big bright moon hanging in the sky. Just when the minister was lying on the ground gasping, he suddenly felt a flicker in front of him, and someone appeared next to the minister, and he bent down to look at the minister. Because it was too close, the moonlight above the minister's head was covered by him. ”

The eldest grandson sighed, although he knew that Han Yue was fine now, he still couldn't help but ask: "He didn't hurt you, right?" ”

Han Yue still ignored her, for fear of being led by the queen to the wrong topic, and then made up a lie: "This person has a strange appearance, he has a big head, his face is old, but his eyes are bright, he stared at the minister for a long time, suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, grabbed the minister's arm and touched it for a long time, the more he touched, the more happy he became, at that time the minister was scared to pee, thinking that he had met a perverted old man, but he heard him shout happily: very good, very good, the old man lived for a hundred years, and finally found a successor before he died, thief God, This time, see how you still win me. ”

The lie can't be made up here anymore, after all, it's an imagination, and there will inevitably be some omissions in the language, Han Yue stopped and didn't say anything, and quietly looked at Li Shimin and the eldest grandson, wanting to see how the two of them reacted.

As a result, I found something strange.

Li Shimin's eyes lit up, the eldest grandson's face was full of excitement, and the husband and wife actually had a posture of knocking the medicine and wanting to get high, which really made Han Yue a little puzzled.

"Xiao Yue, you mean... You mean......" The eldest grandson spoke a little unsmoothly, and his tone seemed very worried, as if he was very happy, and he was afraid that Han Yue was lying to her.

Li Shimin was very simple, grabbed Han Yue directly, and asked loudly: "Stinky boy, you just said that that person had a big head, and he claimed to have lived a hundred years old?" ”

"yes, what's wrong?" Han Yue replied stubbornly, there is no way, the lie has been made up, and it would be a bully to change his words now. He looked at Li Shimin cautiously, but the emperor suddenly laughed wildly, pointed at his nose and said: "You stinky boy is really a great blessing, ahahaha, I am very happy......

"Hey, what's the situation, a lie can trick you into believing it? The emperor shouldn't be stupid. ”

Han Yue was at a loss!