"Stinky boy, hurry up!" Li Shimin snorted lightly, Han Yue shuddered, and thought that the lie had been exposed, but the eldest grandson also asked eagerly on the side: "Yes, yes, hurry up, what else did the old immortal do to you?" ”

"Huh! There is something wrong with the tone, it doesn't seem to be a case where the lie has been exposed, but it seems to be believed. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info The queen opened her mouth and said that the old immortals, not long ago she also said that there are no immortals in the world......"

The gangster's eyes rolled a few times, and he quietly observed Li Shimin and the eldest grandson, but saw that the two of them had abnormal faces, both expecting and worried. The expectation seems to be expecting this to be true, but the worry is that Han Yue is talking nonsense.

This situation clearly reveals the message, and if he doesn't know how to grasp it, it will really be a fool.

Who wouldn't beat a snake with a stick?

Anyway, if you want to brag, then you just blow to death, forget which guy once said, if the lie is too big, people don't dare to doubt it, Han Yue suddenly felt that he had grasped something.

Very good, sir, I'm going to blow it!

"Your Majesty, Niangniang, the old man ......"

"Don't call the old man!" The eldest grandson snorted lightly and reprimanded with a straight face: "You want to call the old immortal." ”

"Yes, yes, old fairy!" Han Yue nodded again and again, and said in his heart Anyway, I want to brag, your support is just to help me pave the way, how can I not be as good as a stream.

He was secretly happy when he thought of this, and felt that the queen was too cooperative, the so-called people were in good spirits when they were happy, and their minds were also flexible, and they didn't have to make up lies.

"After the old fairy touched the minister's arm, he grabbed the soles of the minister's feet and touched them randomly, during which he kept chattering, saying something like an ape with an arm and a half-foot foot, and the minister made him uncomfortable, and couldn't help but scold, but he just kept laughing, and he didn't even have the slightest anger."

"And then?" Li Shimin asked eagerly: "Didn't he want to accept you as an apprentice, did he accept you?" ”

"Accept it!" Han Yue was very cooperative, and deliberately pretended to be unhappy and said: "The minister didn't want to, just to avoid being touched by him, and at the same time, he also saw that he was old and pitiful, so he followed his temperament and worshipped the teacher." ”

"What about after the apprenticeship?" Li Shimin asked again, this time his face was no longer eager to describe, it was obviously fanatical.

Han Yue snickered in his heart, but continued on his lips: "After apprenticing, he naturally taught me things!" Hey, Your Majesty, don't you know, this master really has some ability, and I don't know where he suddenly got a dozen silver needles, taking advantage of the minister's inattention, three on the head, six on each of his arms and feet, as well as his chest and back, etc., in short, the minister was almost inserted into a hedgehog by him. ”

"You say... You said he would stick a silver needle into you......" The eldest grandson's hands trembled with excitement.

"That's right! More than a dozen plugged in! Han Yue nodded and said deliberately: "It's strange to say, these silver needles are two inches long, but it doesn't hurt at all when they are inserted into the minister's body." When the last silver needle was inserted, the minister only felt a burst of heat all over his body, but his head was very cold. At this time, the old guy suddenly stuffed me with a snow-white pill, the size of an egg, which melted in the mouth, and was very delicious. ”

The eldest grandson's eyes were shining, and he couldn't help but grab Li Shimin with both hands, and said nervously: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty ......"

Li Shimin was actually excited, but he endured it, he gently patted the back of the eldest grandson's hand, and said softly: "Guanyin, don't worry, listen to this kid continue." ”

What else can Han Yue say, the has been blown to this point, and he can continue to compile it without making a draft, and there are a lot of such episodes in later martial arts novels, which is nothing more than the plot of suddenly encountering a strange person, and recalling one casually is enough to fool the emperor and empress. There are evil emperor relics in the Legend of the Double Dragon of the Tang Dynasty that can instill power into people, so why not make up someone to teach me knowledge?

He continued: "Chen's experience that night was simply mysterious, with silver needles all over his body, and a big pill in his mouth. I thought he was going to torture me, but then I realized that something was wrong. Ever since the silver needle entered his body, Chen felt that his mind was getting colder and colder, and when the pill was entered, the whole person's spirit was unprecedentedly clear. At this time, the old fairy suddenly began to talk around me, talking about things that I had never heard of before. He spoke very quickly, all kinds of knowledge, countless anecdotes, but the minister's mind was very clear, and he wrote down all of them word for word. Not only do you write it down, but you also understand it as if you were born with it......"

Li Shimin finally let out a long sigh, with a tangled expression on his face, as if he had suffered from gains and losses, and seemed to be extremely pleased.

The eldest grandson was very nervous, she grabbed her husband's arm and squeezed it vigorously, expecting and worrying: "Your Majesty, is it him, is Xiao Yue's master ......?"

Li Shimin patted the back of her hand lightly and said with emotion: "Guanyin, you are purely blind and worried. You don't want to think about it, except for that one, who can make a stinky boy who doesn't know anything about open overnight? There are many strange people in the world, but there is only one great sage. ”

The emperor suddenly laughed when he said this, he suddenly raised his foot and kicked Han Yue, and said, "You stinky boy is really a blessing, no wonder you will say that you have luck." ”

Han Yue was a little shocked, he was not a fool, the emperor and the eldest grandson reacted like this, obviously mistakenly thinking that he had worshipped a strange person as a teacher, this matter had to be clarified first, if that person was a person familiar with the emperor and the eldest grandson, the lie would be exposed.

"Your Majesty......" He looked at Li Shimin cautiously and said tentatively: "Do you know the person the minister said?" ”

"Yes!" Li Shimin nodded.

Han Yue's heart twitched, and he said with some apprehension: "Have you seen it?" ”

"Alas!" Li Shimin sighed lightly, his face was very regretful.

Han Yue was relieved.

Hey, it turned out that I just heard!

Hearing Li Shimin say again: "In this way, your claim to have good luck is also what your master told you." Well, the old immortal is a celestial scholar who has insight into the world, and since he said so, he can't be wrong. ”

The eldest grandson suddenly said, "Xiao Yue, don't tell anyone about this matter anymore." In the future, no matter who doubts that you know so much, you will reply with a natural genius, and whoever dares to ask, you will let Your Majesty solve it. ”

"Why is that?" Han Yue was a little puzzled.

The eldest grandson didn't tell him, but told him again: "You don't need to ask more, just remember this matter." ”

"Alright then!" Han Yue scratched his head, he was just a gangster, he was exhausted from making up such a big set of lies tonight, and he really didn't have the heart to think about anything else. Seeing that the sky was already bright, the emperor and empress were a little tired, and he said cautiously: "I don't know if Your Majesty and Niangniang want to go back to the palace, or rest here for another day." ”

Li Shimin pondered for a moment and said lightly: "I won't rest, there were too many things last night." That Wang Lingyun dared to attack the village to slaughter the people, I was just looking for trouble with the family, and this matter still needs to be prepared this morning. ”

This is what it means to leave, Han Yue hurriedly arched his hand, in fact, he didn't want the emperor to stay longer, if there was really any accident, he couldn't resist it.

However, the eldest grandson was a little reluctant, and he wanted to speak several times, his expression was entangled, and finally he couldn't bear it, and took Han Yue's hand and asked in a low voice: "Your master passed on something to you, can you have martial arts?" ”

"What is this......" Han Yue thought for a while, it seemed that there was this thing in the system, he saw that the eldest grandson's face was abnormal, so he followed her tone and said: "Yes, and it is a very powerful martial arts." ”

"That's good!" The eldest grandson let out a sigh of relief, and said very solemnly: "Xiao Yue, you have to practice hard and strive to be invincible in the world." ”

"Huh?" Han Yue was in a daze.

Make me invincible in the world, what is this for?