It is said that the children of the poor are in charge of the house early, which is not wrong at all, little Lori is too capable. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Han Yue originally thought that he had cut three bundles of wormwood plus dozens of mint and fennel, and he would have to work for most of the night, but he didn't know that within an hour of returning home, all the raw materials would be exhausted by the little girl Huo Huo.

A large number of mosquito coils were finally made. But this process. (It is said that men and women are not tired of working together, who blows this, you stand up for me, Han Ye promises not to kill you)

In fact, as long as you work, you must be hard.

Wormwood has to be pounded into mud, this is manual work, and there are no tools for pounding medicine at home, so it is completely dependent on stones, so it is a headache to repeat the mechanical action hundreds of times.

He only worked for a while before he felt a sore backache, and his arms felt as if they were not his own.

Therefore, wormwood is basically mashed by beanie.

"I didn't expect that Han Ye and I were a seven-foot hooligan, and I was not as good as a little girl, and I was embarrassed to be thrown to my grandmother's house."

And mud is more tired, although the amount is very small, but there are many mosquito coils that can't stand it, and the requirements for making mosquito coils are very high on the clay, and you need to keep beating to make it as sticky as possible, so that it can be formed after being mixed with wormwood, and it will not break when baked.

In a word, the entire 300 plates of home-made mosquito coils are basically made from Xiaodoudou.

Next, it's time to bake.

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When the moon is bright and the stars are full, a bonfire is lit in front of the house.

This picture is very beautiful, and people can't help but feel a little poetic, but it's a pity that it's the height of summer, dog days, and even dogs are hot and unwilling to move.

Han Yue's head was sweaty, wet, and sour. But despite this, he still had to stay by the fire, staring at the plates of mosquito coils with wide eyes, for fear that which plates would burst.

If you don't stare at it, you can't do it, little Lori is squatting aside with a happy face to supervise. Look at this girl, her eyes are shining, her pupils are shining, her outer circle is square and her inner circle is clear, and she is elite and clear, just like two beautiful copper coins. There is no doubt that at this moment, she only has mosquito coils in her eyes, and there is no justice.

"Xianggong, can these mosquito coils really be sold for money?"

"Huh? Little girl, you are not obedient, you dare to doubt Xianggong, remove the word '?', and say it again to the master. ”

I know that this girl is worried, for fear that the things she has worked so hard to make are worthless. In fact, Han Yue was also a little unsure, but he had to give the little girl a reassurance.

If you don't have a head in life, what else do women want men to do!

"Xianggong, this mosquito coil is so good, it smells comfortable!"

"Nonsense, it's mosquitoes that smell uncomfortable."

"Xianggong, so we're going to have money soon!"

"Mmmm, there's money right away, money right away." Han Yue perfunctorily agreed, but finally got annoyed, waved his hand and said, "Go and go, don't leave this pestle, the first fifty plates that were put in there are burned, you go get a stick and hook them out." Oh, watch out for my ancestors, don't jump on Mars. ”

To say that Doudou is really a little girl with quick hands and feet, not only quick hands and feet, but also very obedient. Before Han Ye's words fell, the people had already started work, and after a while, they hooked out all the fifty plates of mosquito coils and put them aside neatly.

After doing all this, the little girl clapped her little hand angrily, and instantly rubbed next to Han Yue. Not only did people rub over, but they also asked questions, which was annoying.

"Xianggong, you said that our mosquito coils are taken to the market, what price can they be sold?"

"Is this ......" Han Yue pondered for a long time, hesitated: "Or, one article and one plate?" He just crossed over, and he didn't know much about the purchasing power of Datang's currency, so he could only make a rough estimate.

"What? One article and one plate? Wouldn't these three hundred plates be ......," Doudou exclaimed.

"Haven't you seen any money?" Han Yue pursed his lips, thought for a while, and said: "Actually, you can't sell all three hundred plates, you have to set aside them for people to try, and there are also large discounts, so I estimate that I can sell more than two hundred pieces in total." ”

"More than two hundred texts? That's pretty awesome, too! Doudou exclaimed again.

"I said you're shocked, isn't it scary?"

Xiao Doudou didn't answer at all, and suddenly jumped up from the ground and ran into the door.

"What are you doing here?" Han Yue was a little dumbfounded and asked in a daze.

Before the words fell, I heard a jingle in the room, and in the blink of an eye, the little Lori appeared with a knife.

"Xianggong, you wait, Doudou will go cut wormwood, let's do it again."

"Stop, you come back to the master! I'll do it again, my waist is not good. Han Yue raised his hand and grabbed her.

Nima, in the middle of the night, carried a kitchen knife again. This woman can't ask for it, she will go up when she hears the money, this problem is not good, and she has to change it.

Press your hands and press this girl firmly on the ground, take the kitchen knife and throw it aside, and take the guy at every turn in the middle of the night, how scary.

"Sit down here, and then use the family law to serve, and smash your little ass."

In order to increase the deterrent, he deliberately smiled evilly, and gestured with his right hand on her waist, hehe, little lady, I asked if you were afraid.

"Hey, Xianggong, you're dead, people just want to make mosquito coils."

"It's useless to be coquettish, be honest, don't look at the kitchen knife with your eyes, mosquito coils will be made so much today, tomorrow we will go to the market to explore the market, if the sales volume is large, then we can consider expanding production."

"Xianggong, can't you do it first, anyway, people aren't tired, okay......"

Yo he, who did you learn from this girl's coquettish moves, you're very skilled. If you hadn't been trained in KTV back then, you would have almost conquered it today.

Seeing that the little girl was coquettish and cute, Han Ye knew that this law could not stand up for the time being, which man could be ruthless to a soft-voiced little Lori?

Since you can't use force, you have to tell others about the truth.

Han Yue pinched his chin and pondered for a long time, thinking that this mosquito coil is a new thing after all, and it will take a certain amount of time to open the market, and there are many ways to sell it.

You must know that the mosquito coil has never been seen by the Tang people, and the people are generally poor now, if you are really stupid, you will just take it to the market, whether it can be opened or not is really two words.

So, you have to have a charter and a strategy.

Han Yue organized the language for a long time, and finally explained the truth to Doudou, the little girl didn't understand it, but the eyes that looked at him seemed to be a little different.

"Wow, Xianggong, you are really amazing, you know so much!"

Uh-huh, this is starting to shoot? Han Yue was instantly proud, couldn't help but snap his fingers, and raised his hand to pinch Doudou's face. Se smiled and said: Little lady, there are even more powerful ones, when you grow up, hehe.

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In fact, the main reason for making mosquito coils is that the front process wastes time, and the baking behind really doesn't take much effort, about two teas, and all the mosquito coils are baked.

The whole three hundred plates look very imposing. What I didn't say, the product is baked, and the next step is to pack it.

In the middle of the night, the joy of success is still very refreshing.

The only pity is that the family is too poor, so there is really nothing to hold the mosquito coils, and in the end, Doudou twisted the family property and dragged out a small wooden box from under the bed, which is said to be ancestral furniture.

The young couple took advantage of the fire to put mosquito coils into the box one by one.

"One article, one article, another article, in the blink of an eye, it's a hundred articles, hehe......hee" Every time she put a plate, the little girl muttered in her mouth, Han Yue listened to it and understood, it turned out that this was counting, and the product began to calculate the income before it was sold, and this concept was too advanced.

"Doudou, leave ten plates and don't pack them, you want to give them away!"

"Ten plates? Giving away? Xianggong, are you stupid? Why should a good mosquito coil be given to others? "Women are all protective animals, and they pay attention to the fact that they only enter and do not leave, and the same is true for little Lori. Hearing that Han Yue was going to give away ten plates of mosquito coils all of a sudden, he suddenly became very stingy, caged his hands, firmly protected the box, pouted and said: "Don't give it, ten plates are ten pieces, if you want to give it away, unless you kill me......"

"And beat you to death? That's a good thing! Remember, if you want to take it, you must give it first, and if you want mosquito coils to sell well, you have to give them away for free. Han Yue really couldn't cry or laugh at this little miser, and he estimated that he couldn't explain the concept of free marketing to her for a while, so he had no choice but to take matters into his own hands, picked out ten plates of high-quality mosquito coils, sandwiched them under his armpits, and walked out of the house with his legs.

"Xianggong, it's all dark, where are you going?" Doudou chased to the door and asked weakly.

"Hey, the long nights are long, it's hard to sleep, and there are mosquito bites, which is very annoying. For the husband to care about the villagers, take the ancestral secret recipe made of mosquito coils, this teacher is famous, say, send warmth! ”

"Hehe, Xianggong, you are necrotic, don't you just want the people in the village to try it first, you have to make up such formal words, Xianggong, you are necrotic."

Yo ho, this girl, I really underestimated you, it turns out that everything is clear.

Doudou grinned, stuck out his tongue cutely, suddenly rolled his eyes, and whispered: "Xianggong remember to go to Uncle Tian's house first, Aunt Tian's family likes small bargains the most, you give her two plates, Ming'er will definitely be known to the boasting of the whole village." ”

"Got it!"

"Don't give it to Tian Ergou's family, that's a laizi, a person who eats and drinks his grandson and doesn't thank his grandson."

"Okay, okay, don't say more, everything is under the control of the husband!"

"Xianggong, ......"

What's the matter, it's really annoying to go out and talk for a long time, say it quickly!

"You come back early, it's dark at night, Doudou is afraid of ......"

Uh, well, tea is back!

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The moon was bright and the stars were numerous, the Chaimen dog was barking, and Han Yue relied on his memory and soon came to Uncle Tian's house.

To say that the fence gate in the countryside is high-end, just push it gently, and it suddenly squeaks and rings, which is more sensitive than ringing the doorbell.

"Uncle Tian, are you at home?"

"Uncle Tian, did you sleep......

In fact, Han Yue had already seen the oil lamp lit in the house, but out of politeness, he still shouted a few times outside the chai door. In my memory, the countryside in later generations was like this, when you visit someone's house at night, you have to say a word at the door first.

This is the simple rule of the peasant family, and it is also the courtesy that the traverser should have.

It's a pity that he underestimated the quality of the Tian family's aunt.

"Who, standing at the door in the middle of the night, crying out!"

The was furious, and the sound shook the roof tiles, which scared Han Yue to tremble.

If it weren't for the light shining through the firewood door, he would almost have thought that he had met a ghost hitting the wall in the middle of the night and had gone the wrong way, and he had been born to someone's grave.

Courageous, I was about to reply, but I heard another fierce shout from the woman in the house: "Come in and sit in the neighborhood in the evening, stand at the door, and be afraid of attracting ghosts." ”

"Do you still use tricks?" Han Yue rolled his eyes, pushed open the chai door and entered the courtyard, and took a few steps to the hall.

There are several large wooden basins in the house, and a lot of clothes are soaked, and it seems that Aunt Tian has taken on a lot of work.

At this time, she was sitting in front of the basin and rubbing the washboard violently, Han Yue came in, and she didn't even raise her head.

"Let's say, the little bastard of the Han family, the cat came over in the middle of the night, what kind of fart was he holding back? Let's say okay first, I don't borrow money, and if I do, I won't lend you this little bastard. ”

is worthy of being a Tang Dynasty woman, she can choke people to death with just one mouth.

Han Yue was a little angry, thinking to himself, uncle, I am crisscrossing the streets of later generations, how could I have been so idle, and I was waiting to ridicule each other, but I didn't know that the fierce woman opened her mouth like a machine gun, and then said:

"If you are short of food to eat, you can put it in a clay pot by yourself, count it as a borrowed, and remember to pay it back next year......"

Hmm, in a word, it instantly choked Han Yue's unhappiness.

What simple words, what a thick nostalgia.

At this moment, Han Yue suddenly felt that although Aunt Tian was a little tougher, she was actually not bad.

"Poor little Doudou has become your child daughter-in-law, and she can't eat a few full meals a year, God, why don't you thunder and kill this little bastard."

Fuck, the master miscalculated, I retracted the idea just now, this is an unabashed woman, Lao Tzu cursed you to give birth to a son without ass eyes. He was swearing on his side, and he never thought that a seven or eight-year-old kid next to him was squatting on the ground with his bare buttocks, pointing his little finger at the poop he had just pulled and shouting: "Uncle Han Yue, look, the poop I just pulled has a lot of hot ......" Ma Dan instantly slapped him in the face, Han Yue was dumbfounded. Who said that the children born by others have no butt eyes, and the little dolls are all goods who dare to shit in the hall.

That mass of rice fields is steaming, it's a lot of it, how big a hole does it have to be to pull it out?

"Coward, pull the family again, the old lady will beat you to death!" Aunt Tian picked up the laundry stick and pumped it at the little child, and suddenly, the baby cried and screamed, like singing.

"That's really...... It's really lively......" Han Yue asked Cangtian speechlessly, only to feel confused.

At this time, I saw the curtain of the door of the inner room lifted, and Uncle Tian walked out barefoot.

Without saying a word, he raised his slap and gave the little doll a few strokes first, and if no one next to the family of three staged a mixed doubles, the baby cried more happily.

After a while, the two of them finished teaching their son a lesson, Uncle Tian shook his hand, and then said: "The junior of the Han family, come here in the middle of the night, what's the hurry?" If you have something to say, there is no outsider at the head of the village, and the uncle who can help will never refuse. ”

The man spoke more steadily in the end, and Han Yue's embarrassment was instantly alleviated a lot. But he has also learned to be smart, and he knows that you don't have to make some false things with rural people, and you can't be ambiguous about anything if you have something to say.

"It's nothing, isn't it summer, there are a lot of mosquitoes, annoying. I made some mosquito coils from my own secret recipe, and brought them to you to try, light them overnight, and sleep peacefully. ”

As he spoke, he hurriedly pulled out two plates from under his armpit and hurriedly handed them over.

"Mosquito coils, what's that?"

Uncle Tian frowned and groaned, his eyes stared at the circle in his hand, and he kept smashing his mouth. A generous man in the countryside does not dare to draw conclusions about things he has never seen.

Aunt Tian also came over to take a closer look, but she was even more unbearable, hearing that it was something made from a secret recipe, she was so frightened that she didn't even dare to touch it, just this is still a woman, Han Yue couldn't help but despise it.

"This thing, zigzag, like, well, like ......" Uncle Tian continued to struggle, looking at the appearance, he wanted to summarize a word to describe it.

If you want to say that people are still smart, they will come when they open their mouths, and they will be hit as soon as they say it.

"Daddy, Daddy, I know, this thing is crooked, like a flattened poop!"

"I'll just say it!" Uncle Tian grinned, his eyes lit up, and he looked at Aunt Tian and nodded in unison.

The next moment, the clamor of the Tang Dynasty woman spread straight out of the sky, as if countless thunderbolts were blown up: "The junior of the Han family, what is your intention by taking two lumps of poop to the door?" ”

"Baba Nyima, your mosquito coil is Baba Baba."

Han Yue vomited blood, feeling deeply entangled and bored.