Chapter 133: Difficult to Walk

"This ...... How can this be considered stingy! Li Daliang shouted angrily.

Li Hao happily got up and saluted: "Uncle Li is really magnificent, thank you Uncle Li." ”

"Wait...... Wait......" Li Daliang stuttered a little when he was in a hurry, waved his hand again and again to let him sit down, sorted out his thoughts, and said, "This is really not my stinginess, the Great Wall is heavy, how can I let you borrow the Tao, that is not a joke." ”

Li Hao nodded solemnly: "Yes, it's not a joke, we don't go to play, I also brought five hundred right guards, five hundred right guards, if you encounter a section of the Great Wall that is attacked along the way, I can also help you deal with an emergency." ”

Li Daliang's expression suddenly became so exciting, and after a while, I saw him straighten his face and say: "The Great Wall is related to the safety of the territory of the Tang Dynasty, you must not mess around, poetry, don't say it again." ”

Li Hao suddenly took out his binoculars and said, "Uncle Li, I have an immortal magic weapon here, called clairvoyance, if there is nothing to obstruct it, I can see things thousands of miles away, as long as Uncle Li asks me to borrow the Great Wall, I can use this magic weapon to observe the movements of aliens outside the border along the way." ”

Li Daliang looked at the telescope in his hand in disbelief, and asked suspiciously: "Is there such a magical thing in the world?" ”

Li Hao raised his eyebrows, and said with a radiant expression: "The magic weapon of the immortals, it is naturally magical, have you heard of it by the Divine Eye Heavenly King, this is the magic weapon he refined with the divine eye, not only can you see things thousands of miles away, even if it is a dark night, you can also see people and animals." ”

Li Daliang was dumbfounded, rubbed his hands, licked his lips, and said, "Can you let me witness it." ”

"Yes." Li Hao nodded, "But you can't touch it, I'm afraid you'll break it." ”

"If you don't touch it, if you don't touch it, I'll use him to see things thousands of miles away." Li Daliang waved his hand again and again, he didn't dare to damage the magic weapons of the immortal family, for the immortals, the ancients were always full of awe.

"Okay." Li Hao thought for a moment and asked, "How far is the Great Wall from here?" ”

Li Daliang said: "The nearest is twenty-five miles, and the farthest is ...... It should be more than 800 miles, you know, the Great Wall is very long. ”

"If it's not long, can it be called the Great Wall?" Li Hao smiled and said, "Let's go, let's go out to see the Great Wall." ”

So Li Daliang took Li Hao out of the Governor's Mansion and climbed the North City Tower of Liangzhou, where he could see the rolling mountains more than 20 miles away and the Great Wall entrenched like a dragon with the mountains.

Li Hao picked up the binoculars and adjusted them for a moment, and said to Li Daliang: "Come over with your eyes and let you see the immortal magic weapon!" ”

Li Daliang wiped his eyes with a solemn expression, Li Hao wanted to laugh, but forcibly held it back, and then held the binoculars in front of his eyes, facing the nearest Great Wall.

"Wow!" Li Daliang exclaimed.

"See?" Li Hao asked.

"See, see, see! Good...... Good...... It's so close, and I feel ...... It feels like it's right in front of you! Li Daliang really stammered as soon as he was excited.

"Come, let's turn north and see the Great Wall in the distance." Li Hao said and slowly rotated the telescope, and Li Daliang also rotated with him.

"I can't see it, I can't see it." Li Daliang suddenly shouted.

"Impossible." Li Hao took back the telescope and looked at it, only to see that the Great Wall in the distance was blocked by mountains, and of course he couldn't see it.

"Blocked by mountains." Li Hao said, "If it weren't for the mountain range, you would definitely be able to see it." ”

"Well, I can see it, I will see it." Li Daliang had not yet recovered from the shock and excitement just now, his face was flushed, and he was more excited than just three or four beauties who had just prostituted.

Li Hao shook the telescope in his hand and said with a smile: "Uncle Li, you can open a small stove for me, not only will I not delay things, but I can also help you better understand the movements of aliens outside the Great Wall, we are a win-win situation." ”

Li Daliang frowned again when he heard this, looking at his appearance a little distressed, and after a long time, he sighed: "Poetry madman, you don't know, this Great Wall defense is not trivial, I also know that you are beneficial and harmless by borrowing the Great Wall, but the rules are the rules, and they can't be broken casually, if this matter is stabbed to Your Majesty, I can't eat and walk around." ”

Li Hao's eyes rolled, and he suddenly smiled cheaply: "It's simple, you will sign a warrant for me later, just say that I was ordered by you to inspect the defense of the Great Wall, and the generals along the way must cooperate. ”

"This ......," Li Daliang frowned, "This sounds like nonsense, do you think Your Majesty will believe it?" ”

"It doesn't matter whether Your Majesty believes it or not." Li Hao waved his hand and said, "The key is whether Your Majesty is willing to believe it." ”

Li Daliang's brain capacity is limited, and he doesn't understand what Li Hao means by saying this.

Li Hao said again: "First of all, only you and I know about this matter, and if you want to report it, it is also your subordinates who leaked the news, in fact, this warrant is mainly used to fool your subordinates, and when the time comes, as long as I do enough tricks, I will not be able to show my feet." ”

Li Daliang fell into silence again, hesitated for a long time, but he still shook his head: "No, you can't borrow it." ”

Li Hao didn't expect that it would take a long time to speak, but it was still in vain, and his mischievous nature was committed again: "Since Uncle Li doesn't borrow it, then I won't leave, so I will live in your governor's mansion." After saying that, he slipped down the castle tower and went straight to the governor's mansion.

Li Hao really said and could do it, with thirty parts, Lu Yun and Li Yuanzhong lived in the Liangzhou Governor's Mansion, and also set up a tent in the Governor's Mansion, Li Daliang felt that his three views were instantly refreshed, there were such scoundrels in the world, completely speechless. After several negotiations with Li Hao to no avail, Li Daliang had no choice but to give up.

Li Hao lived for three days, looking at his posture, it seems that he will continue to live, and it is even very likely that he will spend the New Year here, Li Daliang can't stand it, the majestic governor's mansion is full of tents, and there is no way to go, he can only write a letter to send a fast horse to report to Li Shimin.

Ten days later, Li Daliang's recital appeared on Li Shimin's desk, when Li Shimin finished reading it, he didn't know whether to laugh or scold, it happened that Fang Xuanling and the eldest grandson Wuji were also there, Li Shimin said: "Auxiliary, Xuanling, come, come and see, Li Hao's bastard is making trouble again." ”

Xu Lian handed the fold to Fang Xuanling and the eldest grandson Wuji, Li Daliang's fold was written very euphemistically, saying that Li Hao was a good year to help others, and he must insist on inspecting the Great Wall for him.

Although Li Daliang said it very tactfully, Li Shimin knows Li Hao too well, and any inspection of the Great Wall is nonsense, this product just wants to borrow the Great Wall to pass by.

The eldest grandson Wuji and Fang Xuanling looked at each other after watching the recital, and they also felt very speechless, although they had known that Li Hao was a bastard, but they didn't expect the bastard to come to such a point.

"This bastard is a real bastard." Li Shimin put his hands behind his back, stepped off the throne, and then looked at the eldest grandson Wuji, "Auxiliary machine, what do you think about this matter?" ”

The eldest grandson Wuji's mouth opened, and finally held back a sentence: "The minister is incompetent, please ask Your Majesty to make a holy judgment." ”

"Where's Xuan Ling?"

"Your Majesty, please."

Li Shimin saw that the two important ministers who usually had the most ideas had nothing to say, what else could he say, paced and muttered for a long time, and suddenly raised his head: "Spread my will, order Li Hao must arrive in Tingzhou within six months to take up his post, otherwise all the family property will be confiscated and filled into the treasury!" ”

Seven days later, an urgent decree of 800 miles was transmitted from Chang'an to the Liangzhou Governor's Mansion, and when the messenger called out Li Hao to receive the decree, Li Hao's heart sank, knowing that things were not good.

After the herald finished reading the holy decree, Li Hao was stunned and confiscated the family property? What about playing, I don't know if that's Li Hao's lifeline, Li Hao didn't even have time to thank him, he went up directly to grab the holy decree, and shouted: "Get up, Lu Yun, quickly go out of the city and inform Peng Hai, get up!" ”

"Yes!" Lu Yun rushed out of the Governor's Mansion like a gust of wind.

When Li Hao came to the Liangzhou Governor's Mansion, Li Daliang greeted him personally, but when Li Hao left, Li Daliang didn't send anyone to send him off.

With Li Shimin's holy decree as the driving force, Li Hao felt as if there was a tiger behind his buttocks, and he hurried desperately, however, the next road was not easy to walk, because they began to enter the desert.

There are some differences between the desert and the desert, in modern terms, the desert is also called the Gobi, the Gobi is close to the desert, but it is not a desert, the desert is full of fine sand, and the Gobi is mainly coarse sand, gravel and gravel, the Gobi is also divided into mild Gobi and severe Gobi, and there will be many bare gravel mountains in some places, generally gravel mountains appear in groups, and many ancient movies will use gravel mountains as battlefield scenes, because it is very imposing.

The Gobi is extremely permeable, the surface is short of water, plants are scarce, only some drought-tolerant plants such as red willow and camel thorn grow, and the wind is often blowing. The Gobi is the hometown of Mongolia, which means "a vast desert with dry land and gravel" in Mongolian.

It's not too difficult to rush in the Gobi, just prepare enough water and food, but it's too hot, easy to lack water or heat stroke, pay attention to rest along the way, anyway, it must be much more uncomfortable than rushing in the Central Plains, which can be bitter Li Hao and the four beauties around him.

However, the four beauties never said half a word of complaint all the way, but Li Hao's lazy cancer recurred again, and from time to time he had to complain about the weather or the desert he hated, and when he rested at night, he would call Peng Hai and Li Yuanzhong over to drink some wine together, as long as he drank a little more, he would chant poetry, and there were only two sentences to chant back and forth, one was: "It's difficult to walk!" It's hard to walk! Many divergent roads, where are you now? There is also a sentence: "Shu Road is difficult, it is difficult to go to the blue sky." ”

After chanting enough poems, he will bring up the old things again: "Alas, let's go back, go back to Chang'an, go to Tingzhou and have no future......

Li Yuanzhong: ......

Peng Hai: ......

Finally arrived in Suzhou a month later, Li Hao carefully studied the map, after passing the Jiayu Pass, there were only two supply stations in Guazhou and Shazhou (Dunhuang), and ...... The desert is about to appear.

Hurried all the way, non-stop, purchased a hundred camels in Guazhou, and entered the Gobi, and drove on the Gobi for three days, the surrounding gravel mountains became less and less, and the sand and gravel on the ground became finer and finer.