From the day he went on the road, everyone found that Li Hao's mood didn't seem to be very good, because he began to look anxious, and he always spoke inadvertently.

Only Lu Yun knew the reason, because going to Tingzhou this time was really dangerous, if it weren't for the five hundred right guards by his side, Li Hao probably wouldn't dare to go.

Lu Yun did something wrong, he didn't dare to fight back when he was scolded by Li Hao, he had to accompany the smiling face, as long as he could avenge Yu Youlan, he could endure any humiliation, and he knew that Li Hao was just in an irritable mood, and he didn't really want to scold.

After a few more days, Li Hao's words became less and less, he sighed every day, the horse stopped riding, and hid in the carriage, Qin Su and the Persian sisters served him like an old lady every day, and he still frowned every day, as if he had cancer.

"Why don't we go back?"

When the team arrived in Jinyang, he finally couldn't help it anymore and said what was in his heart, and the thing retreated.

When Li Hao said this, Qin Su was stunned, she was knowledgeable, and she knew what it meant to go back now, it was a protest, Qin Su opened her mouth, but she didn't know what to say.

Li Hao suddenly seemed to be filled with electricity, rushed out of the carriage, and yelled: "Stop!" Rest in place! ”

Peng Hai hurriedly gave an order to let the right Xiaowei rest in place, and the team slowly stopped.

As soon as Li Hao jumped out of the carriage, Peng Hai came up and asked puzzledly: "Master Li, it's only been an hour, why are you resting again?" ”

"You come with me." Li Hao pulled Peng Hai to the side, took out two pieces of toilet paper from his arms and padd them on the ground, and then sat down.

Peng Hai was a little confused, but when he saw Li Hao sitting down, he also sat down and asked again: "Lord Li, are you not in good health, it is better to let the military doctor take a look at it for you." ”

"No, you don't." Li Hao shook his head and waved his hand, and said, "General Peng, I thought about it again and again, I think we should go back." ”

"What?" Peng Hai was shocked when he heard this, almost thinking that he had misheard.

"I said let's go back, back to Chang'an." Li Hao raised his voice.

Peng Hai was dumbfounded, he didn't know what Li Hao was going to do, and he was so shocked that he didn't know how to reply for a long time.

"You think I'm a great idea, don't you?"

Peng Hai finally reacted, opened his eyes wide and exclaimed: "Master Li, don't make trouble, how can you go back now!" ”

"Why can't I go back?" Li Hao said angrily, "We've only been able to do it for less than a month, and it's only a month at most when we go back." ”

Peng Hai was speechless, organized his thoughts, and then asked patiently: "Master Li, what's wrong with you, why do you suddenly want to go back?" ”

Li Hao said with a bitter face: "Alas, how far is Tingzhou, let's only walk a tenth of it, twenty-seven days, only a tenth of it, after getting out of Guanzhong, how difficult the road of Longyou Road is, do you know, it is mountains and rivers, and it is a desert, and you have to cross the river, do you know, I am the laziest, and it will take me more than a year to hurry, so it is better to kill me with a knife." ”

Li Hao is telling the truth, he, a lazy cancer patient, hates to travel very much, even if he takes a bus or train to other cities in the future world, he feels very tired, not to mention the backward traffic of the Tang Dynasty, he feels that his soul has been separated from his body, which is why he has been extremely anxious recently.

In fact, this is just the superficial reason why he retreated, and the real reason is, of course, because he is afraid of death, and there are dangers in Tingzhou, and he is really afraid to go.

"Master Li, don't make trouble." Peng Hai said with a bitter face, "If you go back now, Your Majesty will definitely kill you with one sword." ”

"I bet! Your Majesty will not kill me! Li Hao looked at him with his neck stiff, and Peng Hai wanted to cry without tears.

At this time, Lu Yun and Li Yuanzhong came over, and Li Yuanzhong came over and asked, "What's the matter, Peng Hai, why are you crying with a sad face?" ”

Peng Hai seemed to have seen a savior, and hurriedly got up and said, "You can help persuade Master Li, he wants to go back to Chang'an." ”

"What!" Lu Yun and Li Yuanzhong exclaimed in unison.

"Li Shimao, are you crazy!" Li Yuanzhong glared and shouted.

Lu Yun said loudly: "I can't go back!" If you go back, you will resist the decree! ”

Li Hao saw that the three of them were besieging him, and he was weak, so he could only helplessly raise his eyebrows and say, "I'll just talk about it casually." ”

"I can't talk about it!" Li Yuanzhong said excitedly, "Do you know that this is a protest and will be killed!" ”

"I know the laws of the Tang Dynasty better than you." Li Hao rolled his eyes and stood up, and said, "I just want to talk about it, it's too much, what's wrong, I'm the biggest official here, I just want to say, how can you drop me!" ”

Lu Yun, Li Yuanzhong and Peng Hai, you look at me, I look at you, and their faces are confused.

After such a small episode, Li Hao found that he was in a much better mood, so in the next few days, as long as he was in a bad mood, he would come to Peng Hai or Li Yuanzhong and say: "Go back, let's go back to Chang'an, I miss my sauna......"

Peng Hai and Li Yuanzhong felt that this was like a magic sound, full of negative emotions, poisonous chicken soup in the soul, the entire Right Xiaowei was languished and listless because of this, if it weren't for Li Hao being his own superior, Peng Hai really wanted to deal with him with military justice, the crime was to disturb the morale of the army, Li Hao is now equivalent to the commander of this team, as a commander, he actually took the lead in disturbing the morale of the army, and this is no one.

After more than ten days, the team entered Longyou Road, resupplied in Lanzhou, turned to the northwest, crossed the Yellow River, and marched towards Liangzhou, when he arrived in Liangzhou, Li Hao was too tired, Lai refused to leave in Liangzhou, and chattered all day long to go back to Chang'an, no matter how Peng Hai and Li Yuanzhong persuaded him, it was useless, and Li Yuanzhong was so angry that he wanted to tie Li Hao up.

After three days in Liangzhou, Li Hao had nothing to do to look at the map, and suddenly his eyes lit up, he saw good things on the map, what good things, the Great Wall!

A long section of the Great Wall, just a section through Liangzhou, and then to the northwest, through Ganzhou, continue to extend, until Suzhou, roughly calculated, about a thousand miles away, thousands of miles away! What a great discovery this is for Li Hao, who is in the advanced stage of lazy cancer, so he excitedly called Peng Hai and Li Yuanzhong, pointed to the map and asked: "Let's climb the Great Wall from Liangzhou, and then go all the way to Suzhou, what do you think?" ”

Peng Hai and Li Yuanzhong were stunned when they heard this, Li Hao repeatedly refreshed their three views, they felt that sooner or later they would be shocked to death by Li Hao one day, and then Peng Hai and Li Yuanzhong began to popularize Li Hao, the Great Wall is a military powerhouse, and no trespass is allowed without the emperor's order.

Li Hao took out Li Shimin's holy decree and slapped it on the table: "It's okay!" I have a holy decree. ”

Li Yuanzhong: ......

Peng Hai: ......

In order to be lazy, Li Hao decided to borrow the Great Wall to hurry, since he wanted to borrow the Great Wall, then he must first meet the governor of Liangzhou, Li Hao inquired, when he learned the name of the governor of Liangzhou, he was so happy that his mouth couldn't close, because this governor of Liangzhou was actually an acquaintance, Li Daliang.

At the beginning, Li Shimin sent troops to attack Tuyuhun, Li Hao joined the army under the command of Li Daozong, the head of the Shanshan Road March, and Li Daliang was the head of the last road march, although Li Hao was only a captain from Jiupin at that time, and Li Daliang's military position was 108,000 miles apart, but reluctantly and reluctantly said that they were also comrades-in-arms, right. Moreover, when the prisoner was finally sacrificed in front of Chengtian Gate, Li Hao was next to Li Daliang, and Li Daliang praised Li Hao at that time, saying that he was young and had something to do, Li Hao behaved well at that time, very polite, but he smiled a little perfunctory.

After learning that Li Daliang was the governor of Liangzhou, Li Hao hurriedly prepared a generous gift to meet him, and came to the governor's mansion to hand over the post, and after a while, Li Daliang came to greet him in person, and smiled very happily, which was definitely quite a face.

Li Hao saw Li Daliang giving face like this, his heart blossomed, and he followed Li Daliang into the house. After entering the living room, Li Daliang sat in the main seat, Li Hao and Peng Hai sat in the guest seat, Li Yuanzhong and Lu Yun stood behind Li Hao, there was no way, who made them just bodyguards.

Li Daliang couldn't help but be surprised when he saw Li Yuanzhong actually standing behind Li Hao, and asked, "General Li, why don't you sit down?" ”

Li Yuanzhong smiled embarrassedly: "Don't joke about it, the humble position is now just the close guard of the poet madman, in front of the two adults, how can there be a place to sit in the humble position." ”

Li Daliang obviously didn't know that Li Yuanzhong was Li Hao's bodyguard, and looked at Li Hao with a shocked expression: "Poetry madness, how could General Li become your close guard?" ”

Li Hao smiled and explained: "This is Your Majesty's will, and I don't want to disobey him, although he is just my close guard, but he is very high, looking at the Tang Dynasty, I am afraid that the highest in Yulu is him, and even the governor is not as good as him." ”

"Oh?" Li Daliang suddenly became interested when he heard this, and asked with a smile: "How much money does he make a year?" ”

Li Hao smacked his lips and pretended to be calm: "Thirty-six thousand five hundred." ”

"Huh-" Li Daliang gasped, widened his eyes and asked, "Is this true?" ”

"What a lie to you." Li Hao raised his eyebrows helplessly, "But I will pay for this money, this is also His Majesty's will, there is no way, who will let me have money." This sentence was said very forcefully, and Li Daliang almost suspected that Li Hao had come to his house to show off his wealth.

Shocked for a moment, the tea came, and what made Li Hao feel relieved was that it was actually his own invention of fried tea, but he didn't expect that his tea had actually been transmitted to Liangzhou, it can be seen that the fried tea he invented was still quite popular, Li Hao was very pleased.

Li Daliang picked up the teacup and said: "Poet madness, I heard that this tea was created by you, I love it very much, and now I feel unrefreshed if I don't drink it for a day." ”

"Haha, so am I." Li Hao laughed, picked up the teacup and took a sip, yes, it was new tea, he thought that everyone was like him, and he liked to use old tea to entertain guests.

Li Daliang also took a sip, put down the teacup and said: "Poetry madness, you deploy Tingzhou, I heard that although Tingzhou is poor, you can be a thorn at the age of eighteen, you are the first in the Tang Dynasty, haha, when I was a prisoner in Chang'an that day, I saw that you are a talent, and you will definitely be successful in the future, you see, my vision is still very accurate, how long has it been, you will become a thorn in the history, oh, and also serve as the captain of Tingzhou Zhichong, you are about to catch up with me, haha." ”

"Huh." Li Hao laughed helplessly, "Uncle Li, don't tease me, the kind of ghost place in Tingzhou where chickens don't lay eggs and birds don't, one is poor and two white, if it weren't for Your Majesty's will, I wouldn't go to kill me." ”

"Poetry madness is wrong." Li Daliang said seriously, "At your current age, it is really impossible to become a leader, but as the assassin of Tingzhou, it is barely acceptable to those courtiers...... Haha, hahaha......"

Although Li Daliang is familiar with the art of war, he has read less books of Confucius and Mencius, and he only said the first half of this sage teaching that has been passed down through the ages, and he can't remember the second half, so he can only hahaha, otherwise how embarrassing it is.

Li Hao could only laugh awkwardly, feeling that the embarrassment was about to be committed.

Li Daliang laughed dryly for a moment, and then said: "As long as you stay in Tingzhou for two years and make some merits, Your Majesty will definitely transfer you back to Chang'an, and you will naturally rise at that time." ”

"Huh." Li Hao smiled perfunctorily, and secretly thought in his heart, "I thought so before, you are still the governor of a prefecture, your mind is so simple, how can things be as simple as you think, it is still unknown whether Lao Tzu can return to Chang'an alive." ”

"Anyway...... Li Daliang stroked his beard and said happily, "I'm very happy that you can come to visit me when you pass through Liangzhou." ”

"Actually, it's not a special visit." Li Hao smiled dryly, "The kid came here this time to ask for something. ”

"Oh?" Li Daliang raised his eyebrows and smiled, spread his hands and said, "The poet maniac has something to ask for, but it doesn't hurt to say it, as long as I can do it, I will never refuse." ”

Lu Yun on the side heard Li Daliang say this, and couldn't help but sneer secretly: "This governor is really simple, I'm afraid he doesn't know what kind of person Li Hao is." ”

"It's definitely within your reach." Li Hao smiled and said, "I want to borrow the Great Wall." ”

"What?" Li Daliang stared at Li Hao with wide eyes, and plucked out his ears, thinking that he had heard it wrong, "What do you want to borrow?" ”

"Borrow the Great Wall." Li Hao's smile did not decrease.

Li Daliang's face changed several times, and he suddenly laughed: "Poet, don't make trouble, how can you borrow the Great Wall." ”

"The kid didn't make a fuss." Li Hao said seriously, "I came all the way and was tired like a dog, but Tingzhou is still far away, the kid is frail and sickly, and he has been infected with wind and cold several times in two months......" He said and coughed pretending to be sick, looking really sick.

"Still infected with wind chill in the summer?" Li Daliang looked at Li Hao suspiciously, obviously not believing his words.

Li Hao nodded and said: "That's right, since the conquest of Tuyuhun came back, the kid has been sick, and because of this, he has fallen ill, as long as he is overworked, his body will be weak, and the evil wind is easy to invade." ”

Lu Yun behind him listened to his nonsense, and secretly said in his heart: "It is indeed sick, but it is not a cold wind, it is a lazy disease." ”

"So what does this have to do with borrowing the Great Wall?" Li Daliang frowned and looked at Li Hao, spread his hands and said, "Besides, how can you borrow the Great Wall?" ”

"Excuse me, have you heard of it?" Li Hao blinked again and again, "I'll just borrow the Great Wall to make a trip, Uncle Li won't be so stingy." ”