Chapter 703: Borrowing Wine to Make Trouble

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At this time, Xinuluo reminded in a loud voice: "Angels don't move, the more you move, the more snakes will attack you!" ”

Li Hao secretly cursed Xinuluo in his heart, obviously he did it, and he came to pretend to be a good person, disgusting.

Li Hao really miscalculated this time, he really couldn't figure it out, the Five Poisons Sect can drive away poisonous snakes, which is understandable, after all, this is someone's profession, how can these Nanzhao people seem to drive away poisonous snakes.

The group of snakes surrounded Li Hao, constantly approaching Li Hao, Li Hao did not dare to move, and began to secretly think in his heart: "Or...... I ran straight to Shinura and used him as a shield to see how he dealt with these snakes......"

Seeing that the snakes were still less than a foot away from him, so many snakes with their heads held high, it was really terrifying, and suddenly, all of these snakes stopped, no longer approaching, and the heads of the snakes were also lowered, and they swam around the circle outside.

Li Hao was stunned for a while, and Xinuluo and the ministers were also a little stunned.

"What's going on?" Li Hao asked in surprise, he really couldn't understand why these snakes stopped suddenly.

Those snakes swam around Li Hao for a while, and then began to turn their heads away one after another, the snake group was rapidly decreasing at a speed visible to the naked eye, all of which had subverted everyone's cognition, Xinuluo stared at Li Hao in shock, gritted his teeth and secretly frightened: "Could it be that he rubbed realgar wine before coming to the palace?" These snakes seem to be afraid of him, no, the poisonous snakes here are not afraid of the average male yellow. ”

The number of poisonous snakes was rapidly decreasing, and finally they were scattered cleanly, and none of them could be seen, and everyone was dumbfounded, including Li Hao himself.

Xinu Luo was so angry that his fists clenched, and Gaba Gaba sounded, but then slowly let go, although his snake garden plan failed, but it didn't matter, there was a banquet plan behind, in order to get the Shanhe Shejitu, he couldn't just prepare a plan, on the side of the post house, there were also many Jianghu rangers who went to visit, who knows if Li Hao brought an empty Zen staff, and it is also possible that the Shanhe Shejitu is in the post house.

After everyone in the audience was stunned for a long time, they finally came to their senses, and the ministers stepped forward to congratulate Li Hao, saying that it was a good omen to encounter a poisonous snake and not be attacked.

Li Hao sneered, auspicious omen, almost scared to death.

After the surprise attack of the snake group just now, Li Hao naturally refused to stay here any longer, so he took the lead and ran outside.

After wandering around for a while, it was almost noon, and the banquet was ready, and King Nanzhao invited Li Hao to go to the palace of King Qian, and the ministers accompanied him.

Although Nanzhao's cooking techniques are poor, there are many rare ingredients, deer antler bear's paw elephant trunk or something is not a rare thing, Li Hao saw these rare ingredients, he wanted to eat a lot, but when he tasted the taste, he was extremely disappointed, and his evaluation was only one sentence: It is not something that ordinary people can do to be able to cook such good ingredients so unpalatable.

During the banquet, Xinuluo suddenly discussed poetry with Li Hao, although Xinuluo lived in Nanzhao for a long time, but he was very fond of the poetry of the Tang Dynasty, strictly speaking, poetry, because Li Hao brought the style of words to the Tang Dynasty, and was quite favored by literati and scholars, and now poetry and words are popular in the Tang Dynasty, very popular.

When it comes to the poetry of the Tang Dynasty, it is natural to mention Li Hao, Li Hao composed 100 poems on the 10th of the year, and there are occasional masterpieces, and now Li Hao's poems add up to nearly 200 poems, and each capital is a masterpiece, literati and writers call it "poetry madness", after all, this is the emperor's royal mouth himself, what other name can be better than this.

Xianuluo praised Li Hao's literary brilliance and expressed his admiration, how to express it exactly, only toasting, everything is in the wine, look, what a magnificent persuasion, Li Haoming knew that he was pouring himself, but he had to take it.

Xinuluo wants to compare flowers and intestines with Li Hao, how can Li Hao lose, you toast, it's okay, I have the magic of shaking wine, a glass of wine first shakes off half a glass, and the rest of the wine, and then half of it leaks out from the corner of the mouth, feed the clothes, so down, only drink a quarter of a glass of wine, come on, continue to toast!

Li Hao's almost shameless drinking magic refreshed the three views of Xinuluo, but he dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, seeing that he was about to drink high, Li Hao was still the same as no one, so Xinuluo glanced at several ministers, those were his confidant ministers, after receiving Xinuluo's eyes, two ministers immediately came forward to express their admiration for Li Hao, they toasted without a wine glass, with horns, these horns are not ordinary horns, they are rhinoceros horns, so big, a horn has a pound and a half of wine, Li Hao saw these horns, I gasped.

took the horn handed by the first minister, the two touched the horn and spilled two taels of wine, Li Hao held the cup and hugged his fist again, and shouted: "Cheers!" "When I spoke, I shook it hard, and I successfully shook out two or three taels, no, I only shook out five taels, it seems that the horns are not suitable for shaking the wine god.

When Li Hao said Cheers, the minister's face turned green, this more than a pound of wine, Li Hao actually said Cheers, can you drink it dry in one go? He was stunned.

Li Hao had already grabbed the horns of the ox and poured them into his mouth, this time, his mouth only opened a slit slightly, and then the wine in the horns splashed in his face, with a bang, Xinuluo and the ministers were dumbfounded, is this special drinking or washing face?

A cow's horn and a pound of wine, Li Hao only drank one or two, spilled five taels, and the others splashed his face, when he put down the horns, Li Hao shook his head, even his eyebrows and hair were full of wine, and he also shamelessly shouted dryly: "Good wine!" Refreshing! ”

It is estimated that Cheng Yanjin will cover his face in shame when he sees this picture, oh my god, it's so shameless, Nanzhao Qunchen, you look at me, I look at you, I don't know what to say, and a minister actually asked in a low voice: "Tang people drink like this?" ”

"Perhaps......" Someone actually answered him.

Li Hao drank and played slippery, but the toaster didn't have the courage, a bull's horn of wine, he drank it without spilling a drop, and after drinking it, he saw that his face changed, and he felt that the whole person was not good, and someone immediately came up to help him back to his seat.

There were two ministers who took the horns to toast, and when they saw their companions being helped back, he wanted to retreat, but now he was difficult to ride the tiger, so he could only toast hard, Li Hao washed his face with wine again, and this minister also drank all the wine with horns, and then was helped to the position.

The second horn wine is down, Li Hao drank less than nine taels, the alcohol content of these wines is not high, with Li Hao's alcohol volume, there is no problem at all, Li Hao felt that his alcohol consumption has increased, which may have something to do with his internal strength, so he decided to try his own alcohol consumption, scooped up the horns and came out of the table, and drank with the ministers, Li Hao is an angel, he toasts, how can these ministers not give face, but Li Hao washes his face with wine every time, and they can only drink honestly, Li Hao drinks one or two, they drink more than a catty, The difference is more than ten times, which is too much.

After Li Hao saluted for a while, all the ministers staggered, but Li Hao was still very sober, it seems that his alcohol consumption has really increased a lot, even if he is cheating and slippery when drinking, but until now, there is more than a pound of wine, converted into the weight unit of the future world, that is, two catties.

Li Hao felt that it was almost there, so he also began to pretend to be drunk, and when he walked back to his seat, he staggered, like a twisting Yangge, and Xinu Luo was overjoyed when he saw this, and walked to Li Hao's seat with his horn in person, and said, "Come, angel, this king respects you again!" Drink to your heart's content! ”

Li Hao raised his eyebrows, knowing that he wanted to completely get himself drunk, and he happened to be worried that he didn't have a chance to pretend to be drunk, so he lifted the wine jar and poured the horns full, and then performed the magic of shaking wine, and successfully shook out four taels of wine, it is estimated that there is still a pound left in the horns, this time, he did not wash his face, but drank all the wine in the horns without a drop.

Drinking a pound of wine in one breath is indeed enough to choke, no wonder those ministers are so dead after drinking a cow's horn, it turns out that it is really uncomfortable, and Xinuluo also has a painful look on his face after drinking a cow's horn wine.

"King Nanzhao...... Good amount of wine......" Li Hao praised with a sluggish expression, and then suddenly rolled his eyes and collapsed to the ground, holding the Zen staff tightly in his right hand.

"It's poured! Finally drank him down! Shinura shouted excitedly in his heart, but for the sake of safety, he decided to test it and cried out, "Angel...... Angel! ”

Li Hao hummed in a daze, it looked like that.

Still a little uneasy, he came to the outside of the hall and called a group of guards to come in and asked, "Which of you has the smelliest feet?" ”

When Li Hao heard this, he felt bad, and secretly shouted in his heart: "What does this old guy want to do?" ”

A tall guard replied, "Back to Your Majesty, the villain's feet stink!" ”

Shinura said, "Okay, you take off your shoes." ”

"Your Majesty! This ......" The warrior was a little hesitant when he heard this, this is the palace of the Qianwang, let him take off his shoes, his feet are so smelly, will Xinuluo cut off his head when the time comes.

"If you want to take it off, take it off!" Shinura glared and scolded.

The samurai didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, and hurriedly took off his shoes, as soon as he took off his shoes, all the samurai beside him immediately covered their noses, it seems that this group of people still knows his stinky feet very well.

Xinuluo couldn't touch it, and immediately felt a foul smell coming to his face, like the stench of a corpse that had been rotting for a long time, he had just drunk too much wine, and his stomach was uncomfortable, and he didn't hold back, and spit out all the wine he had just drunk in one gulp.

Seeing this, the warrior was so frightened that he quickly knelt on the ground, trembling all over his body and said, "Your Majesty spares your life, the villain deserves to die, and the villain should not offend ......"

After Xinuluo finished spitting, he didn't say much, snatched the shoes from his hand, came to Li Hao, and then stretched the shoes to Li Hao's nose, Li Hao suddenly felt that the world was spinning, and a sentence burst out of his mind: "rnmmgp!" Then he opened his mouth and vomited wildly, spitting out all the wine he had just drunk, and aimed it at the fine nu luo, spraying him all over his face.

In order to continue to pretend to be drunk, Li Hao didn't open his eyes when he vomited, he still closed his eyes after vomiting, and smacked his lips in a daze, muttering in his mouth: "Comfortable, comfortable......"