Li Hao shouted in his mouth that it was comfortable, in fact, he felt that he still wanted to vomit, he dared to swear, he had never smelled such a stinky thing in his life, and he didn't even smell so bad, it was terrible, he really didn't expect that Xinuluo would have such a suffocating operation, he had already greeted the eighteenth generation of women of Xinuluo's ancestors in his heart, to be honest, he really wanted to jump up now and snatch the stinky shoes in Xinuluo's hand, and then stuff it into his mouth, and ask while stuffing: "Why are you so skinny, why are you so skin......ny?"

However, for the sake of the overall situation, Li Hao forcibly held back, although he was almost suffocated by the smoke, but Xinuluo was not happy, and was spit all over his face by Li Hao, and the sour taste made Xinuluo vomit again.

Xinuluo vomited for a long time, feeling that his stomach was about to be vomited, his stomach was empty, there was nothing to vomit, and his saliva hung more than a foot long, and he looked really embarrassed.

After a while, Shinura finally relented, raised his sleeve to wipe the filth from his face, threw the stinky shoes back to the samurai, and said in a loud voice, "You go outside first!" When the samurai heard this, he hurriedly ran out.

Xinuluo turned his head to look at Li Hao, gritted his teeth with hatred, looking at Li Hao's appearance, it seemed that he was really drunk, but Li Hao vomited his face, he felt that it was deliberate, and for a while, Xinuluo stood there with his eyes rolling and hesitating.

When he was in a dilemma, he suddenly caught a glimpse of Li Hao's Zen staff, and immediately dispelled his inner concerns, beckoned to the two warriors, and said, "You two...... Come here! ”

The two warriors walked up to Xinuluo with great respect, and Xinuluo leaned into their ears and whispered, "The Zen staff in the hands of the Tang envoy is very exquisite, you go and get it, let the king see it." ”

"Yes!" The two warriors strode forward, one left and one right, squatting down beside Li Hao, wanting to take away Li Hao's Zen staff.

How could Li Hao let them get their wish, holding the Zen staff with both hands, not moving a bit, Li Hao's strength was not comparable to these two people, they used the strength to eat, and they couldn't take the Zen staff out of Li Hao's hands, the scene was very embarrassing for a while.

Seeing this, Xinuluo, who was standing aside, frowned, how could a drunk and asleep person have such strength, he once again suspected that Li Hao was pretending to be drunk, he suddenly had an idea, walked to the side of a samurai, and said in his ear: "Try scratching his armpits." ”

The warrior was stunned, and immediately ordered the head of the jaw to reach out to scratch Li Hao's armpit, Li Hao was still quite afraid of itching, and was almost scratched, but fortunately he forcibly held back, but if he continued to be scratched, he estimated that he would be exposed sooner or later, so he reached out and grabbed the warrior's wrist.

The warrior suddenly screamed and screamed, Xinuluo was taken aback when he saw this, and hurriedly stepped forward to cover his mouth, glaring at him with his eyes, the warrior was so frightened that he quickly closed his mouth, but the expression on his face was very painful, and he reached out to pull Li Hao's hand, Li Hao's hand strangled his wrist like an iron hoop, no matter how he wrenched it, the severe pain had made him unable to stand firm, and he fell to the ground.

Seeing this, Xinuluo was in a hurry, and hurriedly beckoned to the other group of warriors, and more than a dozen warriors in the rear hurriedly stepped forward to help, some pulled Li Hao's hand, some grabbed the Zen staff, and some pulled the warrior back.

More than a dozen people did it together, but they couldn't grab the Zen staff at all, Li Hao only held the Zen stick with one hand, and four or five of them couldn't drag it away, as for the samurai who was grabbed by Li Hao's wrist, a group of people helped him, and it was useless, Li Hao's hand was like a crab's pincers, once it was clamped, several people couldn't pull it open.

Xinuluo looked at the samurai who couldn't help Li Hao, and was shocked, suddenly, there was a burst of exclamation, Li Hao let go, and the four samurai grabbed the samurai whose wrists were clamped, and all of them fell to the ground, just like when the tug-of-war was blowing, one party suddenly let go, and the other party naturally fell backwards.

Because they dragged too hard, all of them fell not lightly, the person who was pressed at the bottom, his leg had been crushed, where was he screaming, as for the samurai who was holding his wrist, he was the least injured, after all, it was pressed on the top, but his whole hand was numb now, and his wrist was deeply dented, leaving a blood-red trace, it was really like being strangled by an iron hoop, which showed how strong Li Hao's hand was.

The exclamations of everyone when they fell and the screams of the warrior with the broken leg were very loud, and Li Hao felt that if he didn't react again, it would be a bit too fake, so he muttered in a daze: "It's noisy." He turned over and went back to sleep.

When he turned over, he shook it hard, and all the people who were pulling the Zen staff fell to the ground, and after turning over, the Zen staff naturally had to change positions, and the top of the Zen staff smashed heavily on the feet of the two fallen warriors, only to hear a crisp sound of gala, it seemed that the bones were broken, and the two warriors also screamed in pain.

The scream was so close at hand, and it was so loud that Li Hao could only stagger to his feet, drooping his eyelids, drunk and hazy, and said with his tongue straight: "Who is ...... Noisy, noisy and noisy...... Go to bed! ”

Li Hao's acting skills are too high and he pretends to be too similar, although Xinuluo seriously suspects that Li Hao is pretending to be drunk, but looking at him like this, he feels that he is really drunk.

"You are...... What a demon! Li Hao suddenly lifted the Zen staff, pointed at the people present, and asked with his tongue straight, "Dress up colorfully...... What a system! ”

Xinuluo hurriedly put on a smiling face and said, "Angel, this king is the king of Nanzhao." ”

"What's that?" Li Hao raised his eyebrows, as if he was trying to think of something, and after a while, he suddenly said, "Oh-this king remembered!" ”

Xinuluo continued to accompany the smiling face and said, "Angel, you finally remembered?" ”

"Hmm!" Li Hao straightened his tongue and said, "This king was ordered by my emperor to come to proclaim Nanzhao and canonize the king of Nanzhao, Xinuluo, you are the ...... Xinuluo? ”

His words were frivolous and arrogant, very rude, if under normal circumstances, Xinuluo would definitely be angry when he heard this, but now that Li Hao is drunk, who wants to deal with a drunk person, and Li Hao's identity is not ordinary, Xinuluo frowned, and could only laugh dryly: "Yes, this king is Xinuluo." ”

"Oh, it's you." Li Hao staggered a step and almost fell, but how could he fall, he was just pretending.

After Li Hao took a step, he held the Zen staff with both hands, and said slowly: "Xinuluo, you have to be careful, Your Majesty can canonize you, and you can also abolish you, you must be careful......

This sentence is simply rude, even if Nanzhao is a small country that looks up to the Tang Dynasty, but saying this in front of others, it is too bad to give people face, Xinuluo's two eyebrows are about to stand up, half of the ministers present are in a state of half-drunk and half-awake, after hearing this sentence, they are also stunned for a while, looking at Li Hao and Xinuluo, it seems that something is going to happen.

Xinuluo clenched his fists, squinted his eyes, gritted his teeth and said in a deep voice, "Angel's words...... Why? ”

"What do you mean? Hehe......" Li Hao seemed to be so sleepy that he was about to close his eyes, and said leisurely, "Xinuluo, this king is not easy to see that your Nanzhao has come to this point, and your daughter also has a little affection with this king, this king kindly reminds you, in fact, ...... This king has the emperor's secret decree, and the secret decree knows no, it is the kind of will that is not publicized to the public, hehe......" Such long words, he did not pretend to stammer, but said it very slowly.

Xinuluo was shocked when she heard this, and hurriedly asked, "The emperor still has a secret decree?" What is the secret of this? ”

Li Hao swayed there, grinning and smirking: "This secret decree is the emperor's edict, and the emperor asked me to check you." ”

Xinuluo was shocked when he heard this, Li Shimin wanted to check him, check what he was, he didn't have to think about it and knew what to check, check whether he was loyal, he didn't doubt the truth of Li Hao's words, because he knew that no one dared to fake the holy decree, and the secret decree was also one of the holy decrees, but he really thought wrong this time, Li Hao really faked the holy decree, Li Shimin didn't give him any secret decree at all, it was all made up by him, Nanzhao is so far away from the Tang Dynasty, does Xinuluo dare to send someone to ask Li Shimin why he investigated him, impossible, Therefore, Li Hao is not worried about the spread of his false holy decree at all, besides, if he takes 10,000 steps back, even if Li Shimin knows, with his degree of grace, Li Shimin probably will not punish him, if the ministers know about it and take the opportunity to impeach him, Li Hao can completely shirk his responsibility, saying that he is drunk and talking nonsense, Li Shimin will just punish him for acting like a fool.

But Xinuluo still pretended to be confused and asked, "I don't know what the emperor asked the angel to check the king?" ”

"What else can you check, see if you are faithful or not." Li Hao raised his eyebrows, although he was raising his eyebrows, his eyelids were still drooping, and he said, "The emperor said, if Nanzhao is loyal to the Tang Dynasty, then increase trade with Nanzhao and make Nanzhao rich, if Nanzhao harbors evil intentions and has a honey-bellied sword, he will send 100,000 iron horsemen to step on the Cangshan and Erhai Sea-" In the end, he dragged a long end note.

Although Xinuluo had already guessed, but when he heard Li Hao say it with his own ears, he was still so frightened that his face was bloody, any small country was extremely afraid of Datang, for them, Datang's iron cavalry was tantamount to heavenly soldiers and generals, and it was not something they could resist at all.

Xinuluo hurriedly bowed to Li Hao and said loudly: "Xinuluo is loyal to the Tang Dynasty, and will never dare to be rebellious, please see the angel!" ”

"Well, Mingcha, Mingcha, loyalty, loyalty......" Li Hao nodded in confusion, and at the same time staggered outside with a Zen cane, saying as he walked, "Here...... It's too noisy, this king...... Go back to sleep ......."

Seeing this, Xinuluo hurriedly said, "Come on, send the angel back to the post house." ”

"Yes!" Hearing this, several warriors hurriedly chased after him, two people supported Li Hao, and the others guarded him and sent Li Hao out of the hall.

When Li Hao got out of the Qianwang Palace, the cold sweat on Xinuluo's forehead was dripping, and there was a feeling of brushing shoulders with death, it was really dangerous, I didn't expect the Tang Emperor to be so cunning, he sent Li Hao to canonize Xuanfu, and secretly sent Li Hao to investigate him.