Thinking about it, Dongmen Wuze suddenly burst into tears, and slapped Lu Di's back with the strength of breastfeeding, and said, "Childe, childe, it's okay if you're okay, it's okay if you're okay!" Wuze's sleepwalking disease is really a damn disease! Wu Ze sometimes hates God, since you gave Wu Ze life, why don't you give Wu Ze a healthy body? ”

"Childe... You don't know, when Wuze's hysteria started, don't say it's you, even Wuze's little brother doesn't recognize it... You don't know... At one point, Wuze almost ... I almost missed and killed... Wow, Childe, it's okay if you're okay, it's okay if you're okay..."

The one who cried at the east gate Wuze was like a mourner! Lu Di was almost vomited blood by Dongmen Wuze's hammer, he held back the pain, and he also cried loudly, hammering Dongmen Wuze's back hard. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The two of them did their best to shirk their responsibilities and slander them! The conversation and howling between the two were like the mountain springs of the Fork Mansion, climaxing one after another, and the listeners flew into the clouds, forgetting even what really happened before in the end.

Gongsun Qiao saw that the two of them were there endlessly, and his face was as dark as Lu Di's barbecue grill, "Okay, if you have any wrongs and misunderstandings, let's talk about them in prison, come on, take them all away to Dr. Ben."

"Who dare?" This one roar, oh no, two roars in unison, to be exact.

One of the roaring people is Lu Di with pigtails, and the other is Wuze from the east gate of the pigtails. The two looked at each other with a little embarrassment. Lu Di took the lead and whispered in his ear, "Let's put it back in advance and get through the current crisis, I believe you don't want to be caught in prison by Gongsun Qiao, right?" ”

Dongmen Wuze's eyes narrowed when he heard this, and he said in his heart that this son-in-law is right, first get through the difficulties in front of me, and then I will find an opportunity to persuade my father to move the family, and then what can this son-in-law do to me? Thinking about this, he replied fiercely, "Okay, I can promise you, but you must promise not to trouble my Dongmen family."

When Lu Di heard this, he secretly scolded this Dongmen Wuze for being a human spirit little fox, and his later plans were also shattered by him, "Okay, I promise my son not to trouble your family within half a month."

"No, ten years!"

"Think beautifully, up to a month!"

"No, at least a year!"

"Dream, so be it, two months!"

"Fuck off, let's go to jail together"

"Okay, good, half a year at most, more than half a year, my son would rather squat in prison!"

"Okay, deal!"

The two whispered there, Gongsun Qiao was already impatient, and with a wave of the goose feather fan, the officials rushed over. Dongmen Wuze was furious at this time, and his chin was fat, "Doctor Ji, dare to ask me what crime I have committed, and you want to arrest me?" ”

Gongsun Qiao was stunned for a moment, the momentum of this little chubby dun had actually changed, like a stranger, but how could he be scared by a sheep's horn boy who was as virtuous and majestic as he was, "What crime did you commit?" The sin of private fighting! ”

Dongmen Wuze laughed at this time: "Private fight? There must be an object for private fighting, so the gentleman dares to ask the doctor where is the object of private fighting? ”

Gongsun Qiao said: "You and Gongzi! ”

"Haha, ridiculous!" It was Lu Di who spoke this time, only to see him flick the folding fan coquettishly, and Huang was crooked, "When did this son fight privately, this son has always been a person who abides by etiquette, and how can the son of a country do something that knows the law and breaks the law?" ”

The guards who were suppressed shouted when they heard this, saying that Gongzi Tu had no personal fight at all. Lu Di gave Dongmen Wuze a look when he heard this, and Dongmen Wuze instantly understood what he meant, and shouted, "This gentleman didn't participate in the private fight, did you say?" Then he looked at his own group of house slaves.

The gang of house slaves were overjoyed when they heard this, and shouted one after another, "No, no, we didn't participate in the private fight." ”

Gongsun Qiao's face turned even darker, okay, the water that was spilled out, now I want to take it back, it's too late! Thinking of this, he said gloomily, "Hehe, is there a private fight, but you are not the only ones who have the final say?" The onlookers are obvious to all. ”

Let's look at the countrymen. Some Chinese people with a sense of justice were about to speak, but Lu Tu jumped up, "My son is a person of etiquette, he has never been a good person, he has ever fought, and those who have dealt with his son will have a good end, you know!" Ben Gongzi asked you, have you witnessed this child's private fight? ”

Threat, the threat of the ruler bare gong! It's a good end, Peony!

Gongsun Qiao was shocked when he saw that the people of the country were retreating, and hurriedly encouraged people to have a sense of justice, but there were Lu Di and Wuze of the East Gate next to him, and the people quickly left in fright.

Lu Di and Dongmen Wuze glanced at each other, they were all overjoyed, there was no witness, how do I think you will be convicted?

Gongsun Qiao could breathe fire at this moment, and the goose feather fan in his hand was even more fierce, "Okay, good, you guys are amazing!" Learned to destroy the witness, also! Dr. Ben told you, the human evidence is gone, but the physical evidence is still there? ”

Evidence? Lu Di and Dongmen Wuze were cute, and they didn't understand what Gongsun Qiao meant when they looked at each other.

Gongsun Qiao sneered, "If it wasn't for a private fight, why were the Huwei and the Dongmen slaves all injured?" And Childe, why did you hide in a big tree in embarrassment? ”

When Lu Di heard this, there was a roar in his brain, and he didn't calculate this, peony, do you really want to be a monkey killed to show the chicken?

No, no, there must be something else going on! Well, there you have it! Lu Di thought of an idea, and his eyes lit up, "Haha, why are the tiger guards injured?" Didn't Ben Gongzi say it, that's a misunderstanding! They saw that Ben Gongzi was going to be harmed, so they came to protect Ben Gongzi, but the slaves of the East Gate didn't know what was going on? Thought we were going to hurt their little master, so, isn't that misunderstood? ”

Dongmen Wuze also said when he heard this, "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!" ”

After listening to the shameless words of Lu Di and Dongmen Wuze, Gongsun Qiao almost fell to the ground, "Hmph, Dr. Ben still doesn't understand, since it was a misunderstanding, why did the sleepwalker Wuze little gentleman with hysteria know that it was a misunderstanding as soon as he woke up now?" Did you say this in order to escape punishment? ”

Lu Di was angry when he heard Gongsun Qiao's words, and he was embarrassed, right? Peony! "Doctor Zichan listened to the meaning of your words, did he want to slander my son?"

Slander? Phew! Gongsun Qiao almost went crazy, "Childe, an upright person is never afraid of being slandered, because no matter how his shadow is photographed by others, no matter how measured it is, it is straight!" But if that person is crooked, hehe, no matter how capable he is, then his shadow can't be straight. ”

"Okay, you actually said that this son had a private fight, please show the evidence of the private fight, you take it out, this son has nothing to say" Lu Di was also angry.

When Gongsun Qiao heard this, his eyes closed, and then he sneered, "If there is no private fight, why are Gongzi and Dongmen Wuze's bodies and faces covered with persimmon juice, and the whole person is also in disarray, isn't this enough to explain everything?" ”

"Haha, ridiculous, ridiculous! If this is used to prove that this son and Dongmen Wuze are fighting privately, it will be a big joke in the world! Ben Gongzi and Dongmen Wuze are stained with persimmon juice, can't it be makeup and fun? Lu Di was taken away by Gongsun Qiao's strong words, and jumped three inches high.

"Make-up fun? Hehe, makeup and fun, okay! It's the first time I've heard that makeup and fun are like this, so you can show Dr. Ben another one more and let everyone open their eyes..."

Lu Di knew that if he didn't make a fool of himself in front of everyone this time, he would not be able to escape this catastrophe, and shouted, "Okay, this son will show you makeup..."