"Hehe, Childe, that's not right! Why are you putting on makeup for the little gentleman of the East Gate? Doctor Ben thinks it's etiquette to let the little gentleman of the East Gate put on makeup for you? Gongsun Qiao sneered when he saw this. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Good, good, good!" Lu Diqi's pigtails can pierce the sky into a hole, "Look at what you see, put makeup on your son!" Lu Di couldn't get angry when he saw the appearance of Wuze at the east gate.

Dongmen Wuze no longer had any worries when he heard this, pinched the persimmon, and wiped it on Lu Di's face, and the two of them soon became crooked!

Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting!

When Gongsun Qiao saw the appearance of the two, he laughed and led the officials to leave.

Seeing that Gongsun Qiao was gone, Lu Di raised his hand to hit Dongmen Wuze, and Dongmen Wuze's small eyes widened and said, "The master said, a gentleman's words, the horse is difficult to chase." Childe said that he would not trouble the Dongmen family within a year, is he going to break his promise now? ”

"Good! Ahem! Lu Diqi's hands trembled, and he accidentally breathed the persimmon juice into his nasal cavity, choking him and almost spitting out his throat.

Dongmen Wuze saw Lu Di leaving with the guards and the big white dog covered in blood, so he breathed a sigh of relief, looked at a group of recognizant house slaves and servants, and said angrily, "What do you see, don't help this gentleman back to the house... Oops.. Ben gentleman's ass..."

"Humph! What doctor, what gentleman, what son? In the eyes of our subordinates, they are all villains, villains!! Also peony, I'm phew! A servant muttered after closing the door of the East Gate's house.

After returning to the outer garden, Zhang Mengtan was startled when he saw Gongzi's appearance, and hurriedly asked the reason. Lu Di said it secretly, but the main idea was one, he was bullied, bullied by Xiaopandun Dongmen Wuze, and bullied by Gongsun Qiao.

When Zhang Mengtan heard this, his eyes rolled and said, "Son, do you want to vent your evil anger?" If you want, we can do this..."

Lu Di laughed when he heard this, and the plan to train Dongmen Wuze was opened!

Knock, the sound of knocking on the door.

"Who?" A man inside the door yawned and shouted.

The answer is still a knock on the door. The man was angry now, okay, he came to disturb people's dreams as soon as it was dawn, and he scolded and said, "Who? Not to mention the master, I can go back to sleep. ”

At this time, an arrogant voice came from outside the door: "Who?" Peony! ”

"Peony?" The man first wondered for a while, who is Peony? The next breath woke up to the feeling of swearing, which annoyed him, "Peony, peony, you peony, your whole family peony..."

The person outside the door was obviously a grumpy person, "Peony, Peony, come on, demolish the door of his house for Ben Gongzi, tear it down..."

Rumble! After a while, the thick gate was demolished alive by a group of people with teeth and claws, and when the door fell, the door saw the appearance of the people outside the door, and then cried and mourned, "Oh, the son spares his life, spares his life..."

"Spare your life? Hehe, is this son a peony? Lu Di sneered.

"No, no, I'm a peony, I'm a peony!!" Menzi howled and begged for mercy while slapping his face to death.

"Don't, this son is a peony, and my son's family is all peonies"

Hearing this, the man fluttered, rolled his eyes and fainted.

Seeing this, Lu Di stepped on the man's face and stepped over, "East Gate Wuze, East Gate Wuze, come out for this son, come out...".

Lu Di's roar caused a long echo in the courtyard of the East Gate. The gang of Dongmen slaves saw that it was Gongzi and were frightened, and they all hid in the dark and did not dare to come out.

Dongmen Wuze's mother knew the cause and effect, but she smiled and closed her eyes and fell asleep on the mat again. This scene stunned the maid who came to report, this master mother's heart is really wide enough!

Dongmen Wuze was dreaming of eating persimmons, eating a lot of persimmons, and he was lying happily in the sea of persimmons, but at this time, a cry like killing a pig woke him up.

"Peony, peony! Who disturbed this gentleman's good dreams, damn it, damn it!! Dongmen Wuze was scolding, wiping the saliva from his mouth.

At this time, Lu Di's roar came again, "Dongmen Wuze, you fat man, you must still be sleeping lazy, come out quickly, this son is here, and he is not enthusiastic about greeting?" Peony, peony... The early bird has worms to eat, hurry up, immediately, and give Ben Gongzi out..."

Dongmen Wuze didn't seem too surprised by Lu Di's appearance, he yawned and said, "I thought you would be looking for trouble in a few days?" I didn't expect to be so impatient, hey, peony, peony".

Lu Di continued to roar, this time he even said that he was smashed, and Dongmen Wuze was angry, "Coming, coming, the early birds are eaten by insects, hum, peonies, early insects are eaten by birds!" After that, he first picked up a yellow, orange, orange and orange persimmon next to the bed and took a bite, and then inhaled sharply, well, sweet!

Dongmen Wuze was stimulated a little by the sweet and astringent taste of persimmons, and rolled on the kang before getting up in a daze.

"What for, what for?" Dongmen Wuze dragged his shoes backwards to the courtyard, and looked at Lu Di, who was so handsome that he fell off the scum, and he didn't have a good airway.

Lu Di looked at the yellow and crooked juice on the side of Dongmen Wuze's mouth, and said disgustingly, "Dongmen Wuze, are you a dog?" How do you get up first thing in the morning to go to the toilet? ”

Dogs, go to the toilet? What's wrong with this? Dongmen Wuze didn't know what Lu Di meant, and of course he couldn't have known, at that time, people didn't have the zodiac sign.

"Childe, what's the matter?" Dongmen Wuze yawned again, and his eyes seemed to want to close again.

Lu Di said, "There is no Ze at the East Gate, my son will go to Yanying Outer Garden to pick persimmons today, and you won't go?" ”

When Dongmen Wuze heard this, his small eyes immediately lit up, and after a long time, he looked at Lu Di and said, "Hehe, Childe, isn't this some conspiracy?" ”

Lu Di's chin was raised, "Conspiracy? Hmph, if there is a conspiracy, why did Ben Gongzi go to the garden of the dead old man, as we all know, Ben Gongzi and the dead old man are opposites, hum, are you stupid? Ben Gongzi asks you, do you go or not? With that, Lu Di smashed a flower pot with a bang, and the bluegrass withered suddenly.

Dongmen Wuze saw that the bluegrass that his father loved was broken, and his heart twitched in pain, and said secretly, it seems that if you don't go this time, I don't know how many treasures in this yard will suffer? Thinking of this, he said, "This gentleman goes, goes!" ”

Only then did Lu Di smile and pluck the big red flower on the canna tree in the yard that was still strong in the cold, insert it in his ear, and then give Dongmen Wuze a wink.

Peony, disgusting! Dongmen turned around angrily and went to cleanse himself.

Lu Di took Dongmen Wuze to sit in a special carriage, and the coachman seemed to deliberately go to the potholes, and there was a bump in the car!

Dongmen Wuze almost fainted, he looked at the carriage of Lu Di moving forward in front of him, and cursed secretly, deliberately, deliberately, absolutely deliberately! Why is this gentleman's carriage an old-fashioned carriage, but your son-in-law is a shock-absorbing carriage made by the latest Furenfu, this is a deliberate whole gentleman, okay, this gentleman knows that you didn't press the good intentions, sure enough, sure enough!

At this moment, Dongmen Wuze had the urge to slap Lu Di's mouth, his little eyes narrowed, and he suddenly howled, "Childe, childe, Wuze has a stomachache, he wants to have diarrhea, diarrhea..."