"Sure enough, it's him." Li Hao shook his head lightly and sighed secretly, he really didn't want to listen to Kong Yingda's rotten class, uh, to be precise, he didn't want to come to Guozijian at all, after such a developed modern education in his previous life, he still needed to listen to the class more than a thousand years ago? What they can teach, they don't have to think about it to know that it is nothing more than the words of some saints, the way to govern the world, the lessons of the past, and so on.

Li Fu saw that Li Hao took the initiative to ask about Kong Yingda, and thought that he admired Kong Yingda's fame, so he hurriedly said happily: "Li Hao, the class of the wine lord is not over yet, and it is still too late for you to go now." ”

Li Hao's eyes rolled, he suddenly covered his stomach, his facial features were almost squeezed together, and he said in great pain: "Ouch, it hurts, my stomach hurts, Mr. Li, I really want to go to listen to Lord Sacrificial Wine's class, but my stomach hurts so badly, I'm afraid I won't be able to go, please apologize to Lord Sacrificial Wine on my behalf." ”

Li Fu's face twitched suddenly, he was not stupid, he could see that Li Hao was pretending to be sick, and he was pretending to be so careless, it was too perfunctory, he felt that his IQ had been insulted, so he shook his sleeves angrily and snorted coldly: "You can do it yourself." After saying that, he turned around and left.

"Mr. Li walks slowly, Shu Yuanhao is unwell and can't ......be sent far away" Li Hao covered his stomach and peeked outside, confirming that he had really left, suddenly straightened his waist and hummed a small song, "The weather is so sunny today, the scenery is good, Hu Die'er is busy, and the bees are also busy......"

Li Fu went back and waited for a while, Kong Yingda finished the lecture and asked him about Li Hao's situation, Li Fu's words flickered for a moment and then said insincerely: "Sir, Li Hao is sick and has a terrible stomachache, so he couldn't come to the class, and he asked me to apologize to you on his behalf......"

Kong Yingda suddenly raised his hand to stop his words, and snorted coldly with an angry face: "I think he is indeed sick, and it is a heart disease, I have long heard that this son is lazy, but I didn't expect to be so unenterprising." ”

Li Fu saw that he had seen through it, and he didn't dare to say anything, so he stood aside with his head down, not daring to speak, and after a while, Kong Yingda suddenly said: "You go and tell Li Hao that the class is still taught by the old man himself at three o'clock in the afternoon, if you can't see his figure again, don't blame the old man for being polite!" ”

Li Fu nodded in fear: "Yes!" With that, he withdrew.

Li Hao has a lot of opinions about Guozijian, because they don't care about lunch at noon, which is what a torturous thing for Li Hao, who is used to eating lunch, fortunately, Li Hao has already prepared, and prepared a lot of bacon in the baggage, take a piece out, build a fire in the small yard, and roast bacon to eat......

Li Hao's barbecue was being grilled, Li Fu came, when Li Fu saw Li Hao being barbecued, he was so angry that his face turned black, and Li Hao was also a little embarrassed, after all, he just took sick leave an hour ago, and now he is barbecuing happily here, and he is being arrested, which is really embarrassing.

Li Hao grinned awkwardly, got up and explained, "Mr. Li, my abdominal pain is a vicious disease, and it comes and goes quickly. ”

"You don't explain." Li Fu was too lazy to listen to his nonsense, because he didn't want his IQ to be insulted again, so he said directly, "I'm here to pass on the word for Lord Sacrificial Wine, and the class at three o'clock in the afternoon is still taught by Lord Sacrificial Wine himself, and his old man said, if you don't see you going to listen to the class in the afternoon, don't blame him for being unkind to you." After he finished speaking, he turned around and left, not wanting to see Li Hao more.

Li Hao was stunned for a long time, and sighed helplessly: "Kong Yingda, Kong Yingda, are you on a par with Lao Tzu?" ”

Although Li Hao doesn't look down on Kong Yingda, he still goes to class, there is no way, Kong Yingda is too famous, and he also has a lot of weight in the court, so it's better not to offend him positively for the time being.

Li Hao arrived in class, there were not many people, twenty or thirty students, before three o'clock, Kong Yingda arrived on time, and as soon as he entered the door, he asked: "Cangzhou Li Hao has arrived?" ”

Li Hao flattened his mouth and raised his hand helplessly: "The student has arrived." ”

Kong Yingda glared at him fiercely, didn't say anything, walked to the podium, the teachers and students saluted, and then began to lecture, this class talks about the Analects.

When Kong Yingda said the word "Zi Yue", Li Hao felt bad all over his body, this is the ancient teaching, boring, boring, boring, comparable to the mathematics class of the future world, no, it is more than that.

In less than five minutes of class, Li Hao felt heavy eyelids and began to doze off, but fortunately, he sat in the last row, and Kong Yingda only cared about lecturing and did not notice his abnormality.

The drowsiness became heavier and heavier, Li Hao almost knocked his head on the bookcase when he dozed off, he couldn't help it, so he simply leaned on the case, put up the book to block his head, and began to sleep.

Kong Yingda spoke with relish above, Li Hao slept happily below, everyone had a clear division of labor, and the painting style was very harmonious.

However, Kong Yingda didn't like harmony, he decided to beat Li Hao, and said: "Confucius said: 'If you don't know your fate, you can't be a gentleman; If you don't know how to be polite, you can't stand up; I don't know words, I don't know people. What does this mean, Li Hao, you can explain it. ”

This quote is from the Analects. Yao said", and it is the last sentence of the whole text, which can be said to be a summary of the words, which is still very meaningful, and he specially asked Li Hao to explain this sentence, just to let Li Hao firmly remember this sentence.

However, after he finished shouting, the audience was silent, and no one stood up to answer, Kong Yingda glanced at the audience, didn't find where Li Hao was, frowned and raised his voice and shouted again: "Li Hao!" ”

Still didn't react, all the students had already looked sideways at Li Hao, only to see a thick Analect standing on Li Hao's bookcase, while others were lying behind the book, not knowing what they were doing.

Kong Yingda's two calls were useless, she couldn't help but be angry, strode down to talk about the case, and came to Li Hao's case, only to find that Li Hao was lying on the table and sleeping, and his saliva was all over the table.

Kong Yingda suddenly felt that his whole body was rushing to his head, he was angry like never before in his life, he couldn't care about any saint's admonition anymore, he rolled up the book in his hand and hit Li Hao's head and body.

Li Hao slept soundly, and when he was suddenly attacked, he naturally woke up, but Kong Yingda's anger did not subside, and he still held the scroll and smoked at Li Hao, so he smoked and scolded: "Vertical! Shaft! ”

Li Hao was very angry to get up, he was very unhappy when he was noisy, but now he was pumped, and he said angrily in a daze: "Who is looking for death!" As he spoke, he pushed Kong Yingda casually.

Kong Yingda is old, his feet are unstable, Li Hao has great strength, this push directly pushed Kong Yingda to stagger two steps, and then fell to the ground, Kong Yingda was stunned, all the students in the classroom were stunned, Li Hao finally sobered up, and after seeing that it was Kong Yingda, he was also dumbfounded: "Oops, it's a disaster!" ”

"Shaft! You erector! Kong Yingda roared angrily, got up with difficulty, pointed at Li Hao and scolded, "You dare to be rude to the division commander and beat the division commander, the old man wants to play the emperor's ......"

Li Hao's face suddenly turned green: "Damn, I knew that I couldn't come to Guozijian, and it was really no good thing, now it's okay, it's in trouble." ”

Kong Yingda saw that he had not apologized to him for a long time, and he was even more angry, roaring constantly, and threatened to go to the emperor to complain.

Li Hao knew that the matter was irreparable, so he could only say in desperation: "Lord Sacrificial Wine, I may not be the material for reading, when you play the emperor, you might as well ask him not to let me come to the country to study." ”

Kong Yingda raised his eyebrows when he heard this, this sentence simply added fuel to the fire, this is clearly looking down on the Guozijian, you must know how many people in the world can't get into the Guozijian, this product actually can't look down on the Guozijian, it's unbearable.

Li Hao escaped from the class amid Kong Yingda's scolding, returned to the dormitory to tidy up and went home.

Early the next morning, Li Shimin's holy decree arrived, and he didn't have to think about it to know that Kong Yingda had gone to sue Li Shimin, and as for whether he had added oil and vinegar, Li Hao didn't know.

The content of the holy decree is not much, first scolded Li Hao, and then it was punished, and the punishment was not light: "Imprisoned Li Hao in the prison of Dali Temple, think about his mistakes, and listen to the holy judgment, admiration!" ”

Li Hao is going to prison, but he still has to kowtow to thank him, and then receive the holy decree, everyone in the family from Du Hong to his subordinates are panicked, this has just made a great contribution to the war, and he was awarded the title of county baron, why did he suddenly go to prison, they didn't understand what was going on, Shi Xiaoyun was so frightened that she cried into tears, and Gu Lina and Elena cried with her on the side.

The eunuch who announced the decree was Huang An, he had already seen that Li Hao was unhappy, and after handing over the holy decree, he said arrogantly: "Li Hao, go to Dali Temple with our family." ”

Li Hao smiled and said: "Father-in-law Huang, don't worry, give me a cup of tea, and I'll go with you after I explain the things at home." ”

Huang An rolled his eyes, and said in a weird manner: "I'll just give you a cup of tea, anyway, you won't be able to escape this time." ”

Li Hao turned around and gathered Du Hong and everyone in the family together, and said with a smile on his face: "That...... I'm going to go to Dali Temple to go to prison, and I don't know how long I'll stay there for the time being, but one thing is for sure, the emperor just wants to beat me, and doesn't really want me to go to jail, so you don't have to worry, Xiaoyun, you don't have to cry, your eyes will be swollen if you cry too much, and it won't look good. ”

"Childe, are you really okay?" Shi Xiaoyun looked at Li Hao with suspicion wiping his tears.

Li Hao smiled: "Can I joke about my own affairs, it'll be fine." After he finished speaking, he turned to Du Hong and said, "Du Hong, if I haven't released it within seven days, you will let all the technicians withdraw from the factory of the eldest grandson's family and suspend all production. ”

Du Hong hurriedly nodded yes.

Next, Li Hao told Du Hong that he must build his own house according to his own methods, and the time for a cup of tea has passed, Huang An said with a smile: "Li Hao, the time for a cup of tea has arrived, are you okay?" Do you need to give you another cup of tea? ”

Li Hao raised his eyebrows when he heard this: "Thank you so much, Gonggong Huang, then give me another cup of tea." So he continued to talk to Du Hong about the construction of the house, focusing on the secrecy of the underground secret room.

In the distance, Huang An's face became ugly, he didn't expect Li Hao to be so shameless, and he actually took what he mocked seriously.