Chapter 55: I'm a Prisoner!

After Li Hao explained everything, he followed Huang An to Dali Temple, Dali Temple Shaoqing Luo Yulong personally greeted him, the highest position in Dali Temple is Dali Temple, followed by Shaoqing, can let the second-in-command of Dali Temple greet him personally, Li Hao's face is not small, in fact, Luo Yulong can't help it, after all, Li Hao has a knighthood, thinking that he Luo Yulong has been in the officialdom for nearly 30 years, and he hasn't even got half of the title, so there is no harm if there is no comparison.

Although Li Shimin imprisoned Li Hao in Dali Temple this time, he did not cut off Li Hao's title, which is intriguing, it can be seen that Li Shimin did not plan to really punish Li Hao at all, at most, he was beaten and beaten, and Kong Yingda was fooled, and when the limelight passed, Li Hao would definitely be released.

Luo Yulong's top boss Dali Siqing also explained to him that during Li Hao's imprisonment, don't embarrass Li Hao, on the contrary, you must take care of him, so Luo Yulong doesn't dare to treat Li Hao as an ordinary prisoner.

The place where the two sides met was at the gate of the prison in Dali Temple, Huang An shook off the dust, and said to Luo Yulong: "Lord Luo, our family has brought Li Hao, you can be imprisoned." ”

"There is Lao Huang's father-in-law." Luo Yulong smiled, and then said to the left and right, "Come on, take Li Hao to the cell." ”

"Yes!" The two jailers stepped forward in response, standing beside Li Hao on the left and on the right, and spread their hands very politely, "Lord Li, please." ”

"Hmm." Li Hao still had to maintain his demeanor at this time, nodded pretending to be forced, and followed them to the prison.

"Wait!" Seeing this, Huang An suddenly glared and shouted, "Lord Luo! Li Hao is the emperor's decree to imprison the important prisoner of Dali Temple, you don't even have shackles!? ”

Li Hao frowned when he heard this, stopped and turned his head to look at Huang An, this eunuch seems to be very unpleasant to look at, what hatred and what resentment!

Luo Yulong was stunned when he heard this, coughed embarrassedly, and said: "Gonggong Huang, I am also acting on orders, Lord Yao explained in advance that he could not use any torture tools for Li Hao, so ...... I dare not trespass. ”

The Lord Yao he was talking about was Yao Shouzheng, the secretary of Dali Temple, his immediate boss.

Although Huang An was unhappy when he heard this, he was helpless, after all, he was just a eunuch and had no right to intervene in the affairs of officialdom, otherwise if he was participated in a book, he would definitely not be able to eat and walk around, so he said angrily: "You'd better be smart, he is the person who was ordered to be imprisoned by the emperor, if you let him escape, you can wash your neck and wait for Your Majesty's knife." After saying that, he shook off the dust, turned around and snorted away.

Luo Yulong looked at Huang An's back, frowned and snorted, although he didn't say anything, it could be seen that he was very dissatisfied with Huang An's arrogant attitude.

Li Hao turned around and returned to Luo Yulong, arched his hand and said slowly: "Lord Luo, thank you for speaking for the kid." ”

"The old man has never protected you." Luo Yulong waved his hand and said, "The old man just told the truth, Master Yao did confess, you can't use any torture tools on you, let us take good care of you, don't miss half a hair." ”

Li Hao raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and suddenly asked with a wicked smile: "Then if I pluck out one of my hair now, will you die miserably?" ”

Luo Yulong was stunned for a moment and froze there.

Li Hao saw Luo Yulong's stiff face, and said with a smile: "Ah, I'm just kidding, Lord Luo doesn't have to be so nervous." ”

Luo Yulong's eyebrows twitched, he had long heard that this Li Hao was a bastard, and when he saw it today, he really ...... It is worthy of its name, just the appearance of this hippie smile, dare to make jokes about Shaoqing of Dali Temple, as if he came to prison, he has no consciousness of a prisoner at all.

Luo Yulong coughed, straightened his face, and said: "Li Hao, Your Majesty's intention in imprisoning you in Dali Temple is for you to reflect, you don't want to live up to the holy will, if you want to get out of prison early, you should reflect on your mistakes in prison." ”

Li Hao suddenly smiled when he heard this, and said with a solemn face: "Lord Luo, the emperor's intentions, the kid understands in his heart, but before coming here, the kid has deeply reviewed his mistakes, since the kid has already known his mistakes, you might as well help play the emperor and ask me if I can be spared this prison." ”

Luo Yulong's two eyebrows suddenly seemed to be dancing, I've seen a bastard, I've never seen such a bastard, when the holy decree is a joke? Luo Yulong suddenly felt that talking to Li Hao was simply a waste of time and saliva, so he simply didn't answer him, and ordered directly: "Put Li Hao into the cell, remember, take care of it, if there is a hair missing, only you ask!" ”

"Yes!" A group of jailers answered in unison and led Li Hao to the prison of Dali Temple.

Looking at Li Haoyuan's back, Luo Yulong shook his head slowly.

Entering the prison of Dali Temple, a musty smell and stench came to the face, the more you went inside, the bigger the smell, Li Hao frowned while walking, and couldn't help chattering with the jailer beside him: "Alas, I didn't say you, criminals are also people, you see, this is dirty and smelly, worse than a pigsty, how to live in people, you also receive the country's money every month, you can't just receive money and don't do things, right, you see, you see, this is like a place where people live......

The cell boss on the side was impatient with him, and said unhappily: "Why can't you live anymore, we are here every day." ”

"Hey, talk back!" Li Hao's eyes widened when he saw this, "I'm embarrassed to say that I live here every day, and you still feel proud to live in the pigsty every day?" Proud? You tell me, where does your pride come from, the environment is cleaned up, and you live comfortably, isn't it, your home is also so dirty and smelly......"

A group of jailers were blushing and red by him, but Li Hao is not an ordinary prisoner, his identity is too special, and Dali Siqing and Shaoqing have specially explained that they must take good care of him, yes, if he is in prison, he is still a relation, and the jailers dare not talk back, because they can say ten words when they say one sentence, but what Li Hao said makes sense, which makes people depressed.

finally sent Li Hao to the door of the cell, Li Hao looked into the cell, and suddenly stood there with his arms folded, raised his eyebrows and said: "This cell is too dirty, I don't live in it, change it for me." ”

The cell boss frowned and said, "All cells are the same, this is already the cleanest." ”

Li Hao said: "The cleanest? Hehe, can we stop making trouble, it's the cleanest without poop? Forget it, my requirements are not high, you clean this cell carefully for me, it must be spotless, and then buy me some beds, tables, chairs and toilets, and the cost will be reimbursed directly by your Shaoqing. ”

The cell leader's expression suddenly became very exciting, he had seen an uncle, he had never seen such an uncle, he was still so poor and particular about being in prison, what kind of trouble, he couldn't help it, glared and shouted: "Sir, please make it clear, you are in prison now!" ”

"That's right!" Li Hao's eyes widened, and he said innocently, "I know I'm in prison, and I'm trying my best to cooperate with you, but please also cooperate with me, okay, you should at least make me feel at home, otherwise why am I in prison?" ”

The muscles on the cell boss's cheeks twitched, and his fists were already clenched, and he was sure to beat someone.

Seeing this, Li Hao smiled and said: "Ouch, this is to beat me, don't worry, you don't need to do it, I'll do it myself!" After saying that, he suddenly lowered his head and slammed it against the wooden fence of the cell.

The jailer on the side was taken aback when he saw this, and hurriedly rushed over to grab him, shouting urgently: "Sir, what are you doing here?" ”

The cell boss was also stunned and looked at Li Hao dumbfounded.

Li Hao knew that they were going to hold him, of course he couldn't really hit him, so he stopped his movements and smiled: "Hurry up and clean up the cell for me, the wooden bed, tables, chairs, and toilets are all indispensable, and also, put a carpet on me, camel hair, otherwise I will die here in minutes!" ”

Suddenly, everyone was stunned, and they suddenly felt that they couldn't find a suitable word to describe Li Hao, shameless? Bummer? Darn? These words are weak, threatening others with their own lives, they have seen it for the first time in their lives, and they have seen it for a long time.

Not to mention, Li Hao's trick really works, including the cell head, all the prison officials have compromised, if they don't compromise, they can't do it, when they were outside the prison just now, Luo Yulong had already said that the emperor just locked Li Hao in for him to reflect, and he would be released soon, if Li Hao died in prison, hehe, they didn't dare to imagine what would happen to them.

The cell boss went to buy carpets, tables, chairs and toilets for Li Hao, and the other jailers stayed to clean the cell, and Li Hao instructed on the spot, every corner had to be cleaned, twice if one time was not enough, and three times if two times were not enough, until Li Hao was satisfied.

They were busy from noon to night, one by one they were tired like dead dogs, Li Hao was finally satisfied, and the things at the head of the cell were all bought, carpeted and tabled, chairs and beds were placed, and the cell rose in an instant, I don't know how many grades, Li Hao glanced at it, nodded and said, "Well, I can barely live now." ”

The jailers wanted to cry without tears, and the cell boss smiled bitterly: "It's good if you're satisfied." ”

Li Hao's cell had a small window that could be seen outside, and when he saw that it was getting late, he touched his stomach and said, "I'm hungry, it's time for dinner." ”

The cell boss hurriedly nodded: "Okay, I'll send it to you." After that, he was ready to call someone to bring food.

Li Hao raised his hand to stop him and said, "I haven't ordered food yet, what are you anxious about?" ”

"Huh?" The cell boss looked at Li Hao with a confused expression, "Do you want to order?" ”

"What? Don't let? Li Hao shrugged his eyebrows and got up, his eyes began to sweep around, and he muttered, "Well, is it better to hit the wall or the pillar......"

Hearing this, the cell boss hurriedly raised his hand and surrendered: "Yes, order, order!" Just order, what do you want to eat? ”

Li Hao sat down and thought about it, and said: "That's it, you go to Taibai Building to buy three meat and three vegetables, the three meat are Chang'an roast duck, palace fried chicken, stir-fried duck tongue, three vegetarians, vinegar shredded potatoes ......"

The cell boss heard that his eyebrows began to twitch again, and he held back for a long time before he muttered: "Sir, you spare me, it's not easy for me to be an errand." ”

"I don't like to hear you say that." Li Hao rolled his eyes and said with a displeased face, "Did I bully you, don't make a mistake, I'm a prisoner!" ”