Chapter 56: Li Shimin with a headache
The cell boss looked at Li Hao with a confused expression, his mouth opened and closed several times, and he didn't hold back a word, because he felt that he was really speechless to Li Hao.
Li Hao raised his hand and patted the cell head in a state of bewilderment, and said with a smile: "Prison warden, don't be afraid, although these dishes are not cheap, they are not expensive, and they add up to more than three hundred yuan." ”
"More than three hundred dollars!" The cell boss screamed in shock, as if he had heard the news of his son's death, and then cried and begged with a sad face, "Li Gongzi, Lord Li, I beg to raise your noble hand and let the villain go, it is not easy for the villain to be an errand, a large family has to be fed, there are old people and little ...... below"
Li Hao glanced at him with disgust, and snorted coldly: "You are a dead brain, I didn't let you pay, won't you ask you Shaoqing for reimbursement." ”
The cell boss shook his head into a rattle: "No, no, Lord Shaoqing can't spend so much money on eating by himself." ”
"Then ask you Yao Siqing for reimbursement." Li Hao raised his eyebrows, and said with a relaxed face, "Don't shirk it anymore, otherwise I will die here." ”
Cell Boss: ......
Half an hour later, the three meat and three vegetables have been placed on Li Hao's table, the table is not big, the six dishes are just full, Li Hao only ate a few bites of each dish, and ate a little rice, then dropped the chopsticks, lazily lay on the bed, smashed his mouth and said: "The table is too small, tomorrow it will be changed to a bigger one, and the dishes will be added, ah, and, I eat three meals a day, and lunch must be missing!" ”
The cell boss and the jailers fainted in the toilet crying.
Li Hao just came to the Dali Temple prison for a day, the prison officials tortured the prison officials to the bitterness, the next day, the prison guards only went to the meal, usually did not dare to approach his cell, because as long as they approached, Li Hao would stop them: "Hey, who is that, come here." ”
If any of the jailers heard this sentence and didn't come over, Li Hao would shout that he would die here......
But if anyone passes, hehe, then Li Hao will change the law to call that person until he is exhausted.
In the afternoon of the next day, Shaoqing Luo Yulong came again, Li Hao's identity is special, he must come from time to time to check in person to rest assured, and only when he checked in person, when the emperor asked, he could truthfully answer Li Hao's situation.
As soon as Luo Yulong walked into the prison of Dali Temple, all the prison officials rushed up and knelt at Luo Yulong's feet as if the abducted child had found his parents, pulling Luo Yulong's robe and crying wildly, which scared Luo Yulong.
"Get up, get up, cry something, don't pull and pull, what kind of system! Get up all of them......" Luo Yulong shouted eagerly, and finally stopped the excited prison guards.
When the prison guards all got up, Luo Yunlong frowned and asked coldly: "What happened, why are you crying like this, and what kind of system has it become!" ”
The cell boss cried with a handful of snot and tears: "Lord Shaoqing, this Li Hao...... Li Hao...... Li Hao......"
He wanted to speak three times and stopped, not because he stammered, but because he really didn't know what to say about Li Hao, because he couldn't find any vicious words to describe it.
"What's wrong with Li Hao! Say! Luo Yulong saw him spitting and spitting, and his heart couldn't help but pick up, for fear that something would happen to Li Hao.
The cell boss couldn't cry silently, and he had temporarily lost his ability to speak, and a young jailer on the side cried and shouted: "This Li Hao is too deceitful!" ”
"Yes, it's too much deception, it's just lawless!" The jailers echoed each other.
"Oh?" Luo Yulong raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and hurriedly asked, "How can he deceive people too much?" How lawlessness is gone? Speak to the officer. ”
It just so happened that the cell boss came to relieve himself, and told Li Hao all kinds of unreasonable demands, including Li Hao's threat against them by hitting the wall.
After Luo Yulong heard this, his two eyebrows rose one after another, and his heart was churning with anger, but he didn't have a seizure, gritted his teeth and snorted angrily: "Go, take the official to have a look." ”
Luo Yulong was led by the prison officer to Li Hao's luxurious cell, and through the wooden bar, he saw that there was a thick camel hair carpet in the cell, tables, chairs, beds, toilets and other furniture, and there was even a couch, on which there was a set of tea sets with strange styles, Li Hao was humming a little song to make kung fu tea, that look, who came to prison, it was simply a vacation.
Luo Yulong's face became ugly, he really wanted to twist his ass and leave now, and then go to Li Shimin to complain, but he didn't dare, what if Li Shimin scolded him for being incompetent? Letting a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy do whatever he wants in his own prison, and turning the prison into a resort, isn't it incompetence?
Luo Yulong held back his anger, let the cell boss open the prison door, and walked in, Li Hao found out that Luo Yulong was coming, hurriedly put up a smile on his face, put down the teapot, and said enthusiastically a little exaggerated: "Yo, Lord Luo is here, come on, please sit, please sit." ”
Stretching out his hand not to hit the smiling person, although Luo Yulong knew that Li Hao's enthusiasm was fake, but he was inconvenient to attack, so he just shook his head indifferently: "Don't sit down." ”
Li Hao smiled and picked up a cup of tea, handed it to Luo Yulong, and said sincerely: "Lord Luo, come, try the kung fu tea I made." ”
Luo Yulong looked at the teacup in his hand and asked suspiciously, "This is tea?" ”
Li Hao nodded: "It's like a fake." ”
Although Luo Yulong had been secretly reminding himself that this time he was looking for Li Hao to be mad, he still couldn't help the curiosity in his heart, took the teacup from Li Hao's hand, took a shallow sip, and the two eyebrows were suddenly twisted together: "It's so bitter." ”
"Is it bitter? How can it be bitter? Li Hao picked up another cup of tea from the desk with a blank face and took a sip, "It's not bitter." ”
Luo Yulong snorted coldly: "I'm afraid your tongue is broken." ”
Li Hao scratched his head and thought about it, and suddenly exclaimed: "Oops, I was going to make a cup of tea with arsenic, which will be used to poison mice, it won't be this cup in your hand!" ”
Luo Yulong's body was shocked, his face turned pale with fright, and he hurriedly threw away the teacup, reached into his mouth and slashed wildly, making him retch, but he didn't spit out anything.
Li Hao suddenly smiled at this time and said, "Lord Luo, don't be so excited, I'm just joking, don't take it too seriously." ”
Luo Yulong suddenly froze in place, and after being stunned for a moment, he was furious, pointed at Li Hao, jumped to his feet and scolded: "Li Hao, you shaft!" Dare to play this official! You erector! Vertical ......"
Li Hao waved his hand with a hippie smile like no one else: "Lord Luo, don't get excited, don't get excited, you are old, and being angry is not good for your health, beware of blood pressure swishing up." ”
"...... you" Luo Yulong pointed at Li Hao angrily, trembling with anger, as if he was told by Li Hao, and sure enough, his blood pressure rose and he began to feel dizzy.
"You wait!" Luo Yulong had no choice but to glare, glaring and shouting, "This official will go and report everything you have done to the Holy Lord now, and you can stay here slowly!" After saying that, he turned around and left.
Li Hao took advantage of the fact that he didn't go far, looked leisurely at the recliner and lay down, and said gracefully: "It's good to stay here, it's very comfortable." ”
Luo Yulong stopped when he heard this, turned his head and glared at him again, snorted angrily, and threw his sleeves away.
When everyone left, the smile on Li Hao's face disappeared instantly, he stood up from the recliner, looked at the direction Luo Yulong left with his hands, thoughtfully, and sighed helplessly after a long time: "Alas, this bastard character...... It's going to take a few years. ”
After Luo Yulong went back, he was busy writing excerpts, and then went directly into the Taiji Palace, asking for a face saint, Li Shimin met him in the Ganlu Palace, Luo Yulong handed over the fold, and listed all the evil deeds of Li Hao in prison, Luo Yulong's writing is good, after adding oil and sauce, Li Hao has simply become a heinous villain.
After Li Shimin finished reading it, his eyebrows first raised, and then slowly twisted up, his expression became so complicated, Luo Yulong carefully stared at every change in Li Shimin's expression below, his heart was extremely worried, I don't know why, he suddenly regretted it a little, he shouldn't have been impulsive, and came to Li Shimin to complain.
"This bastard thing." Li Shimin scolded painlessly, threw the fold on the imperial case, and then slowly stood up and paced back and forth in front of the case.
Luo Yulong saw that he didn't say anything for a long time, and he didn't dare to bother, so he kept bowing and waiting, quietly raising his eyes from time to time to take a peek.
After a long time, Li Shimin suddenly stopped, turned to face Luo Yulong, and said coldly: "Let him toss in prison, I want to see how he can toss." ”
"Commandment." Luo Yulong didn't expect that Li Shimin didn't punish Li Hao, and he was very surprised in his heart, it can be seen that Li Shimin already attached great importance to Li Hao, and hurriedly took the order to retreat.
After Luo Yulong left, Li Shimin returned to his seat and sat down, pondered for a while, and sighed helplessly: "This kid is a talented scholar in civil and martial arts, why is he so lazy and virtuous, it is really ...... Alas, it's a waste. ”
As soon as he finished sighing, he heard someone at the door laugh and ask, "Which kid is Your Majesty talking about?" ”
Li Shimin raised his eyes and got up in surprise: "Guanyin, why are you here?" After saying that, he hurried up to meet him.
"Concubines, see Your Majesty." Empress Eldest Sun bowed with a smile, and Li Shimin had already stepped forward to hold her and reproached, "Your body is just right, why are you running around." ”
Empress Changsun smiled and said: "Your Majesty forgot, Li Hao gave the conditioning recipe that let the concubines take a walk every day will help strengthen their bodies, and the concubines walked and walked, so they came here and came to see Your Majesty." ”
Li Shimin carried her to his seat and sat down together, and sighed depressedly: "Alas, as soon as I mention this Li Hao, I have a headache. ”
"Oh?" Hearing this, Empress Eldest Sun raised her eyebrows and said, "Is it Li Hao that Your Majesty said that the lazy boy is Li Hao?" ”
"Who else but him?" Li Shimin snorted angrily, "I have lived to this age, what kind of person has never seen it, a bastard like Li Hao, it is really unseen and unheard of." ”
Empress Eldest Sun smiled lightly when she heard this, and said, "But he has the ability to do it, and he has made a lot of contributions to the country, so this makes it difficult for Your Majesty?" Isn't it? ”
Li Shimin rolled his eyes, although he didn't say it, the expression was enough to express a sentence: "It's not." ”
Empress Eldest Sun smiled lightly: "Li Hao has a life-saving grace for his concubine, if the concubine speaks for him, it will inevitably be suspected of favoritism, but Li Hao is still young and his temperament has not yet been decided, as long as His Majesty beats and teaches more, he will definitely be able to lead him to the right path." ”
"It's hard." Li Shimin raised his head and sighed, "I asked him to go to Guozijian to study, I originally wanted Kong Yingda to teach him well, but I didn't expect it...... He actually beat Kong Yingda, this bastard thing ......"
Empress Eldest Sun thought for a moment and asked, "How about handing him over to Wei Zheng to teach?" ”
Li Shimin shook his head categorically when he heard this: "Wei Zheng was left by me to the prince, Li Hao is a vertical son, how can he be virtuous." ”
Empress Changsun was silent when she heard this, Li Shimin was right, Li Hao is someone else's child after all, how can he compare with his own children, Wei Zheng is such a strict teacher, of course, he has to leave it to his own children, not to mention, that is the prince, the prince of the Tang Dynasty, how can Li Hao compare.
If Li Hao heard Li Shimin's words, he would probably be moved to tears on the spot, and if Wei Zheng was allowed to be his teacher, it is estimated that he would have the intention of committing suicide.