Chapter 88: Making a big fuss about the country's eunuch

When Li Hao came to the gate of Guozijian, he did not go in immediately, but first took out a pot of spirits, rinsed his mouth with spirits, then spit it out, and sprinkled a little more on his body, so that his mouth was full of alcohol.

Then he threw away the spirits, took out another jug of water-mixed wine, and took a sip with his head up, well, yes, about the same degree as beer, to make sure he wouldn't get drunk.

After making preparations, he led the horse and staggered into the Guozijian, it was now four o'clock, it was the time for class, Li Hao did not go elsewhere, but ran to Mingde Hall, because it was their class, and he was there to make trouble.

"Peng Long", the door of Mingdetang was kicked open, and Li Hao walked in with his eyelids drooping and shaking his head.

The person who was teaching was a thin old man in his fifties, named Min Yun, the word Fenglin, and a doctor of Taixue, when he saw Li Hao breaking in drunk and restrained, he was startled at first, and then his face was full of anger, and he glared and shouted: "Li Hao, you are drunk and break into class, can you know half a point of etiquette?" ”

"Hehehe...... Li Hao grinned, took a sip of wine, and then asked with a straight tongue, "How much is a catty, give me half a catty first, and taste the saltiness." ”

"Bastard!" Min Yun was furious when he heard this, he slammed the book on the case, gasping between his nostrils, and said, "You despise the rules of etiquette and law so much, you can't rebel if you want to!" ”

Li Hao's heart sank when he heard this, why can this thing really be, it's just a matter of making trouble in class, and it has something to do with the rebellion? Want to trick me? So he continued to smirk, took another sip of wine, and shook his head with big teeth: "No, no, you can't rebel, rebellion is to lose your head, and if your head falls off, it will be gone." ”

"You still know to be afraid!" Min Yun snorted coldly when he heard this, "The old man thinks you are bold!" ”

"You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense." Li Hao said drunkly, "I'm very bold, but I can't cover the sky, of course I'm afraid, I'm afraid of the emperor, but ...... Hehe, I'm not afraid of you. ”

"You...... It's the other way around, it's the other way around! When Min Yun heard this, he jumped like thunder, and stepped forward to smoke at Li Hao, he was really pumping, and Li Hao screamed in pain.

Li Hao endured the pain a few times, and saw that he had no intention of stopping, so he simply bit his teeth, closed his eyes, and let it out, and snatched the ring ruler with his hand, and said rhythmically in his mouth: "Does it hurt!" It doesn't hurt! ”

Min Yun was beaten and screamed three times, hurriedly retreated, trembling with anger, his beard trembled, and pointed at Li Hao and scolded: "Shaft, shaft ......"

Seeing this, Du He, who was on the side, knew that his opportunity to perform had come, slammed the table with a "snap", came out of the crowd, and pointed at Li Hao and shouted: "Bastard, you dare to beat the division commander, it's an unforgivable crime, everyone go up together and take him down!" ”

Du He's cry was really useful, and the other students turned into messengers of justice, got up and rushed towards Li Hao, surrounded him in the middle, and began to roll up their sleeves one by one, staring at him.

"Oh Cao, it's too big?" Li Hao complained bitterly in his heart, but now he is difficult to ride a tiger, so he can only continue to act, pointing at them with a ring ruler in his hand, turning around, and saying: "Don't come here, warn you not to come, I have a knife, my big knife is forty zhang, and it is a bloodless ...... to kill" He said and danced the ring ruler a few times, his expressions and words were perfectly matched, and the little golden man award this time did not run.

When Li Hao turned his back to Du He, Du He kicked Li Hao on the back, Li Hao suddenly stumbled forward and pounced on the two classmates, he took the opportunity to deliberately force the two classmates to the ground, and then a carp turned over and jumped up, easily broke through, and took a sip of wine, and staggered: "Today, let you see what is called drunken boxing!" ”

"I think you're a drunk!" Du He glared at him and snorted coldly, and waved his big hand, "Go, hit him!" ”

Everyone suddenly shouted and rushed to Li Hao, and greeted Li Hao with all hands and feet, Li Hao turned around, and actually bypassed everyone very quickly, grabbed Du He, and grinned: "What are you arguing about, this wild monkey, have you ever seen a big fist in a casserole?" ”

As soon as the words fell, he had already punched Du He in the nose, Du He was suddenly beaten and staggered back, fell to the ground, his face seemed to be blooming, and his nose bleededs, so frightened that he opened his mouth and cried.

"Crying, crying, fuck off!" Li Hao kicked Du He, the other classmates had already rushed over, he resisted with all his hands and feet, put down a lot of people, and he himself suffered a lot of punches and kicks, his whole body hurt, and after a while, Li Hao felt that the play was almost done, and it was time to end, so he pretended to be tripped, and then everyone pressed on him, and Li Hao was captured.

Min Yun finally breathed a sigh of relief and said loudly: "Quick! Hurry up and ask for the sake of the sake lord! ”

Li Hao was tied up and thrown in the middle of the courtyard, a group of people surrounded him, pointing at him, shouting and scolding, Li Hao could only pretend to be asleep, Kong Yingda had already written a fold, and personally went to Taiji Palace to face the saint, this time, he vowed to punish Li Hao well.

When Li Shimin watched Kong Yingda's recital, he pinched his temples and muttered in a low voice: "Li Hao, it's Li Hao again, why is this bastard always so noisy." ”

Kong Yingda touched the ground with his head and shouted loudly: "Li Hao's son is vicious and untamable, with bad deeds, and it is really rotten wood that cannot be carved. ”

Li Shimin nodded helplessly: "Okay, if Kong Qing invites me, you can step down, I will definitely handle it strictly this time and will not tolerate it." ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty, Your Majesty!" Kong Yingda knelt down again and got up to leave.

After Kong Yingda left, Li Shimin suddenly got up, slammed the song to the ground, and shouted angrily: "Li Hao, you bastard!" When I'm very idle, isn't it? Always bother me with these unethical! ”

At this time, Xu Lian suddenly stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, the old slave has something to tell you, about Li Hao." ”

"Speak!" Li Shimin straightened his dragon robe and sat back on the throne with a huff.

Xu Lian said: "Your Majesty, according to the report from the spies, early this morning, Li Hao rode away from home and went to Chang'an, when he arrived in Chang'an, he was not drunk, but in less than half an hour, he appeared in the Guozijian in a drunken state, and also made a big fuss about the Guozijian. ”

"Huh?" Li Shimin turned his head and looked at him suspiciously, "Do you suspect that Kong Sacrificial Wine arranged Li Hao?" ”

"The old slave doesn't dare." Xu Lian said, "Your Majesty may have forgotten that ten days ago, the old slave reported to you that Helan Chushi and Du Chuke had visited Li Hao, but at that time, Li Hao went out to play, and he was in Jingzhou, not at home. ”

Li Shimin frowned and groaned when he heard this, as the supreme ruler of the world, he had to use his brain a lot every day, so his brain was very active, and he immediately thought of the connection between these two things: "What do you mean...... Li Hao made a big fuss about the Guozijian this time, it is very likely that he is pretending? ”

Xu Lian hurriedly bowed down and said: "The old slave doesn't dare to speculate, the old slave only dares to report according to the truth." ”

Li Shimin waved his hand and said: "Well, you guessed very well this time, Li Hao, this kid has done a lot of bastard things, it's not that this kind of thing can't be done, hehe, interesting, in the face of the prince and the king of Wei, it's hard to refuse, so he made such a farce, which is quite in line with his style of acting, okay, since he likes to make trouble, I naturally have to cooperate with him well, spread my will, Li Hao, a man from Lantian County, was drunk and immoral, made a big fuss about the national eunuch, beat the division commander, and had a bad character, and should be severely punished, but he was drunk and ignorant, not out of his own heart, From the light hair, now take away his Lantian County barony, and take him to the prison of Dali Temple, without a holy decree, he cannot be released! ”

This paper decree soon arrived in the country, and then Li Hao was taken to Dali Temple, after hearing the content of the decree, Li Hao said that there was no wave in his heart, and even wanted to, because this punishment was similar to the budget in his heart.

In fact, Li Hao has long known that Li Shimin has been monitoring him, and he also knows that with Li Shimin's IQ, he can definitely guess that he is intentional this time, and he also guesses that Li Shimin will cooperate with him, because he began to slowly understand Li Shimin, these technical work of estimating other people's psychology was still learned from Zhiyuan Zhenren when he was in Nantuo Mountain, which should be regarded as psychology in later generations, anyway, in this world, there is no such discipline, only the Guigu faction has it.

Kong Yingda felt that he had been deceived by Li Shimin after listening to the holy decree, because he thought that this punishment was too light, so he entered the palace again and asked to face the saint, Li Shimin knew his intentions, and he didn't see it directly, to be honest, he didn't like this old rotten Confucian very much, annoying.

The news that Li Hao was imprisoned in Dali Temple again spread quickly, and in the East Palace, Li Chengqian was stunned after hearing it: "Tut-tut, this Li Hao can really get into trouble, drunk and beat Dr. Taixue in Dali Temple, hehe, I thought he would be a talent, but I didn't think about it, but he was a troublemaker." ”

On the other hand, Li Tai shouted angrily at Du Chuke: "You said that Li Hao is talented? That's what you're talking about? He's just a bastard, and he wants this king to recruit him regardless of his previous suspicions, dreaming! ”

"Your Highness, don't be in a hurry first......

"No more talk!" Li Tai waved his hand suddenly, and snorted coldly, "This person is a bastard, when he was proud of the spring breeze, he already knew the identity of this king, but he still dared to go against this king, do you know what he said, he said that this king is a fat man, this king asked you, where is this king fat!" He didn't take this king in his eyes at all, hum! Last time the queen mother died, this king failed to take the opportunity to eradicate him, it's a pity, this time it's his own trouble, he can't live by himself! ”

Du Chuke sighed in disappointment when he heard this, and only today did he realize that King Wei, who has always been very smart, has such a fatal flaw, that is, he is narrow-minded and has no room for others, and such a person will not be able to achieve great things after all.

In King Wu's mansion, Li Ke asked Quan Wanji with a puzzled face: "Quan Wanji, are you fooling this king, this Li Hao is obviously a troublemaker, but you say that he is a rare talent, if this king recruits him, isn't he asking for trouble?" ”

Quan Wanji didn't know what to say this time, so he could only say: "Your Highness, everyone will have a time when they are young and frivolous, fortunately, we haven't come forward to recruit Li Hao yet, Your Highness might as well wait and see what happens, and make a preemptive move." ”

"Humph!" Li Ke snorted coldly, noncommittal, obviously he didn't trust Quan Wanji very much.