Li Hao has been imprisoned in Dali Temple for more than three months, Li Shimin has no intention of releasing him, Li Hao is also very distressed, he knows that his play this time is a bit too much, and he regrets it in his heart, why do you want to beat Min Yun, rush into the classroom and smoke Du He hard, anyway, the unlucky child will only waste food and make feces when he lives in the world.

When he was imprisoned for 95 days, Lu Yun came to visit him in prison and told him the news that the emperor was going to be drafted.

Li Hao has been waiting for Li Shimin's draft, because this draft will be the most revolutionary draft in history, and the empress Wu Zetian of the first generation entered the palace through this draft, Li Hao naturally paid special attention, so he told Lu Yun a long time ago that once there was news of the draft, he would immediately inform himself.

Lu Yun is not good at finding out the news in the palace, but someone is specifically responsible for this work, that is the god stick Liu, the god stick Liu set up a fortune telling stall in Chang'an, he doesn't blow or black, his professional skills are still okay, he can speak well with a mouth, and gradually became famous in Chang'an, Liu Banxian's signboard has become Liu Yixian, not only that, there are many officials in the DPRK and China who are very superstitious about this, and often come to him to measure official fortune to see feng shui or something, as long as he remarks a few words at will, he can immediately know some court movements.

Knowing that the emperor was going to be drafted, Li Hao frowned and paced back and forth in the cell, thought for a long time, and began to explain the task: "Lu Yun, you ask Cheng Chumo to inquire, who is responsible for this draft, pay attention, you must not publicize it, as soon as there is news, come and notify me immediately." ”

"Yes." Lu Yunjaw took the order and left in a hurry.

The next day, Lu Yun came to visit the prison again and told Li Hao that the draft was declared by the household department, and the Ministry of Rites was responsible for the selection, but he heard that the emperor issued a holy decree and specially ordered Li Daozong, the king of Jiangxia, to run the whole draft.

"Li Daozong? It seems that he is not very good, and he actually did the work of his mother Sang. Li Hao scratched his head and muttered, and then said, "You find out when the list of candidates for the household declaration will be sent to the Ministry of Rites, and find a way to get me a copy." ”

"This ......" Lu Yun was suddenly puzzled, "I'm just a ranger, not a snitch, besides, the list must be extremely tightly guarded, even if it is a snitch, I'm afraid I won't be able to get it." ”

Li Hao lowered his head and thought for a moment when he heard this, and said: "Then let's do it, you pay close attention to the process of the draft, and the declaration list will definitely go through Li Daozong's hands, as long as Li Daozong has seen the list, you will go to Li Daozong's house and tell him...... I will see him, and if he refuses to come, tell him that if he comes, the money owed to me will be written off. ”

Lu Yun glared at him when he heard this, and asked, "King Jiangxia actually owes you money?" ”

"Can't you?" Li Hao raised his head, and his expression was not too arrogant.

Five days later, Li Daozong came to the prison of Dali Temple in civilian clothes to visit Li Hao, although he came to visit the prison, but his expression was not very friendly, as soon as he met, he was a disgusted look, and then asked in a disgusted tone: "What is the matter with calling this king?" ”

Li Hao raised his eyebrows and said with a hippie smile: "Lord Li, don't come to harm." ”

"If you have something to say, let it go!" Li Daozong obviously didn't like to see Li Hao.

Li Hao pretended to sigh depressedly: "Alas, Master Li is really an anxious person, we haven't seen each other for many days, isn't it good to say a few greetings to each other, and it's not good to go straight to the topic as soon as you come." ”

Li Daozong resisted the urge to whip him, gritted his teeth and said coldly: "Believe it or not, this king will go in and reward you with a whip now." ”

Li Hao grinned when he heard this: "Okay, since Master Li wants to whip me so much, it's not impossible, a whip of five thousand yuan, as long as you can afford to give money, I will let you smoke, and if you scream, I will lose." ”

Li Daozong knew that he was messing around with himself, how could he be fooled, so he snorted coldly and said, "If you don't say anything about it, then the king will leave." ”

"Okay, let's talk about it, let's talk about it now, okay." Li Hao rolled his eyes and muttered in a low voice, "It's still an old man, he won't give me any face." ”

Li Daozong's eyebrows twitched, this thing is so reasonable to gag vigorously, I really want to whip him, think about it carefully, one whip of five thousand times seems to be worth it......

Li Hao sat cross-legged in front of the prison door and asked seemingly casually, "I heard that Master Li has been busy helping His Majesty pimp recently...... Ahem...... Draft girl? ”

Li Daozong sneered: "Although you are in prison, you are quite well-informed." ”

"Awards, awards." Li Hao waved his hand and smiled, and suddenly smiled again, "If you ask you, you can answer well, praise me for what I do, I don't know if I can't help but praise." ”

In the face of Li Hao's neurotic words and deeds, Li Daozong's eyebrows twitched even more, he hesitated for a long time, and finally resisted the urge to smoke Li Hao, and said: "That's right, this king is indeed helping His Majesty draft a girl." ”

"Tut-tut......" Li Hao smiled again, "This is a beautiful difference, there are so many beauties, the emperor hasn't seen it yet, you can touch it first......"

"Bastard!" Li Daozong couldn't hold back any longer, and kicked at Li Hao, but fortunately, Li Hao reacted quickly, suddenly dodged away, and hugged Li Daozong's feet.

This situation is embarrassing, Li Daozong put his foot into the gap in the prison door, Li Hao held it, and said unceremoniously that if Li Hao had an enmity with him, a little force could immediately break his leg into two pieces.

"You...... What are you doing, let go! Li Daozong was furious and shouted angrily.

The sound from this side alarmed the jailers in the distance, and two jailers came up to them and asked, "What happened?" ”

Li Haohu was dumbfounded: "Get out!" ”

Seeing this, the two jailers hurriedly ran away, the immortals fought, how dare they mortals participate.

"Bastard! Let go! Li Daozong's eyes glared angrily.

Li Hao said with a wicked smile: "Lord Li, next, I want to ask you something, you answer me honestly, remember, you must be honest, otherwise as soon as I get excited, my hand will shake, and your leg will be broken." ”

"You...... Don't you dare! ”

Li Hao looked up at the roof of the cell, and with a secret force in his hand, Li Daozong immediately screamed in pain.

Li Hao only pulled it, and then returned to the original state, he was telling Li Daozong with his actions: Lao Tzu really dares!

"What do you want to ask?" Li Daozong was helpless and began to compromise.

"It's really just a small problem." Li Hao gestured with his hand and asked with a smile, "Among the show girls in this draft, is there a girl from Jingzhou surnamed Wu?" ”

"Jingzhou? Surname Wu? Li Daozong frowned and thought for a while, shook his head and said, "No, among the show girls this time, there is no one from Jingzhou." ”

"Are you sure?"

"Sure."

"Not lying?"

"Not lying."

"Do you dare to swear, if you lie, you don't have a son!"

Li Daozong sweated wildly when he heard this, what kind of garbage and poisonous oath is this, it is too insulting, besides, his son has already been born, there is **, in this case, what is he afraid of, and snorted coldly: "Naturally, I dare to swear, if this king lies, I will not give birth to a son." ”

"Okay." Li Hao let go of his legs, clapped his hands, raised his eyebrows and said, "Your 10,000 yuan, you don't have to pay it back, you can go." ”

Li Daozong just wanted to scold him a few words, but suddenly heard that 10,000 guan didn't have to be returned, and his heart suddenly felt much smoother, and he couldn't scold, but the anger still has to be expressed, how to express it, hum! At this time, a cold snort is a must.

After sending Li Daozong away, Li Hao began to murmur secretly in the cell alone: "It doesn't make sense, didn't you say that Wu Cong participated in the draft and entered the palace when he was in the eleventh year of Zhenguan, why is there no her on the list?" Could it be that history is wrong......"

Li Hao was puzzled, but he didn't have much time to think about, since the list had been decided, it was not far from the date of selection, and he had to hurry up.

But he is now in prison, even if he wants to stir up the wind and rain, he is powerless, just when he is at a loss, he accidentally saw the paper and pen on the table, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, there is a way!

Recently, he has been in a panic in prison, and he has nothing to do to practice calligraphy, so there is paper and pen on the table, and the reason why he sees paper and pen for inspiration is because his method is related to writing and ink, yes, he is going to write poetry.

What is the connection between writing poems and Wu Cong's entry into the palace, on the surface, there is no connection between half a dime, but Li Hao knows that since the funeral of Empress Changsun, Li Shimin has been sending people to stare at himself, when he went to Jingzhou, someone stared at him, and after he came back, there were also people staring at the country's prison, and now he is in prison, there are still people staring, how can he know that someone is staring at him, of course he didn't find it, it was Lu Yun who found it, Lu Yun is a ranger who walks the rivers and lakes, and he is also a master, if he is watched, he can't detect it, That's been all these years.

Since Li Shimin has been sending people to keep an eye on him, it is better for him to write a poem, a poem praising Wu Cong, this poem will definitely reach Li Shimin's desk, as long as Li Shimin is interested in Wu Cong in the poem, then Li Hao's strategy will be successful.

Li Hao dipped his pen in ink and began to brainstorm, looking for which of the thousands of poems he recited praised women's beauty, not to mention, there is really a poem, Wu Pingyi's "Concubine Bo Life", but the name of this poem must be changed, Li Hao pondered for a moment, waved his pen on the paper to write the poem title "Zengmei Wu Cao", and then the poem: "There is a banshee and Li, Pei Hui Xiangshuimei." Water Meilan Du Fang, who will send it. The rhinoceros has bright teeth, and the double moth has green eyebrows. The red face is like a lotus, and the plain skin is like condensation. It is easy and not self-sustaining. Taste the peerless color, and restore the posture of the city. ”

This concubine's thin life is actually more than so short, but the latter part is not suitable, so he cut it off, as long as the first half of the poem, after it was written, he put the poem in an envelope, and then said loudly: "Come, send me a letter!" ”

The cell boss reluctantly walked over, Li Hao handed him the letter, and said: "Send it to my house, hand it over to the housekeeper Du *** and let him send someone to the Yingjun Mansion in Jingzhou and hand it over to the second lady Wu Cong." ”

When the cell boss heard this, he was puzzled: "Uncle, the villain hasn't read a book for a few years, and I'm afraid that I will forget the address, so it's okay for you to write the address on the envelope?" ”

Li Hao thought about it and thought it was right, the future world express order also wrote the address and the signatory, so he wrote the address again, indicating that Wu Cong personally opened it, and then handed it over to the cell head, and the cell head walked away.

However, the letter did not reach Jingzhou, and it didn't even get out of Chang'an, and an hour later, the letter had already appeared on Li Shimin's desk, which was actually the result Li Hao wanted.

Li Shimin squeezed his eyebrows and finished reading Li Hao's poem, and sighed: "The poem is indeed a good poem, but it's just ...... It's been more than two years, why hasn't his words improved at all? ”